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Nat Lipstadt Feb 24
To:  Patty m. and Steve,
cc:   Q

Re: what’s a mediocre man to do,

(freshly mind washed by the
requisite hours of deep sleep,
that washed away the webs
and dreads of yesterday’s
factoids, lactoids, and brain plaques(

so he can perchance, begin again,

(with fresh slate, white chalk screeching
on a freshly sponged whiteboard
~
(or blackboard when he rues the
upcoming with dreaded calendar
notifications notarized notations of
dead lines)


You see Stevie,
this piety poetry piercing of the soul,

(is a daily face washing, soul scrubbing
of two spies (MadMe vs  Metwo) both madder ‘n hell that life has ***-signed him a nother bothersome empty day with the curse
of justifying his existence)

oh yeah baby,
it’s a contest, a contest within,

(and i am appointed and  disappointed to be
the Sec’y of the Interior who has the key to
the broom closet, and is/in charge of his
own corners cleanup, and besides a broom,
he ain't got no tools but stale words and he’s gotta figure out nice smelling new combos to
justifying his occupying his
siloed-sole-soully space place)

in the uni(as in sole, one)verse

universe verse, get it?
445am Monday Monday
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2018
The difference, between
Snowmen & Snow women,

                 are

       Snow ºUº *****.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
I’ve been bullied more by
other women than by men,
& if we had *****, #MeTwo
would be plus 8 i.e #MeTen
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
Just seven days to
Christmas.

What an over blown
yarn it is,

Just like St Patrick
and the snakes,

Bethlehem, the stable
3 wise men,

The feminists must
love that one.

Especially the #MeTwo
impregnation of Mary,

By telepathy, conceived
without sin,

Deprived of an ******,
what a ******, Joseph!
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
Just three days to
Christ Mess!

What an over blown
yarn it is,

Just like St Patrick
and the snakes.

Bethlehem, the stable
3 wise men,

The feminists must
love that one,

Especially the #MeTwo
****** assault of Mary,

By telepathy, conceived
without sin,

Deprived of an ******,
what a ******, Joseph!
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2021
Just three days to
Christmess!

What an over blown
yarn it is,

Just like St Patrick
and the snakes.

Bethlehem, the stable
3 wise men,

The feminists must
love that one,

Especially the #MeTwo
****** assault of Mary,

By telepathy, conceived
without sin,

Deprived of an ******,
what a ******, Joseph!


22-12-2021

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