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"melons" poems
***** I like ***** I like **** before you touch, you must get permits. Nothing like a nice pair of assets, oh how puppies make nice pets. Bazongas are ***** that are large, strippers and hookers, will always charge. Nothing like the perfect ***** but only on the perfect woman. ******* are yummy dark or white, but first you must wait for an invite. Some girls even have a third ****** do not squeeze says Mr. Whipple. I don't mind girls on the itty, bitty, ***** committee, on a carpenters dream, I show no pity. They could be called a bust, some call them cans, a woman's squeeze box, all men are fans. Chesticles is a term I have never heard, but everyday, I learn a new word. I like cones, I like jugs, girls with big ones, I give hugs. Al Bundy loved calling them ******* at the restaurant, I wish I was one of the recruiters. A girl with a nice set of knockers, might find herself with unwanted stalkers. Fergie sang about her lovely lady lumps, a good set of melons, still give me goose bumps. ***** always come in a pair, why do bra's, they have to wear. Even men who smoke lots of crack, still can appreciate a good sized rack. I don't care if there fake or real. in a crowded room, I always cop a feel. Girls love showing off some cleavage, I wish I lived in a ***** village. Babies need breast milk to make them stronger, if the mom is hot, they may do it longer. In conclusion, I love ***** with whipped cream or melting ice cubes.
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Oct 30, 2013
Oct 30, 2013 at 3:49 PM UTC
*****
Ye who enter here, beware Of wolves and mine shaft pits, take care Or ye shall taste the bitter death That comes upon the creeper's breath Thy survival, on the good Of other players rests Upon thy house a naming sign Each person must ***** And when night falls, take care that ye Who stalk the halls at dark Set up a light for ev'ry turn A stick lit with a spark A bone to catch a wolfie with Some cookies fresh to eat And in a furnace, toasty warm, We have to roast our meat To mine the caves and tunnels deep To delve into the mountains And when the water gushes forth We then create the fountains Sell your wares, o Cobbler man I've melons many to spare; An axe, a sword, a shovel stone Oh? You like my hair? Here we go, see yon moon rise The world in the starry twilight I have not seen the whole world yet Would you take me there by starlight? Unspoken fear; the creeper hiss Blew up my trusty door And now all manner of verminous things Have crawled across the floor If only I had a wolf to my name Three bones to win his love; Then he could save me from--I shudder-- The Enderman above. No armor have I, nor sword of iron Stone and wood are mine The wooden stairs that lead up high Tell me, who had all this time?
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Nov 12, 2014
Nov 12, 2014 at 5:47 PM UTC
Minecraft Poetry
In Benidorm there are melons, Whole donkey-carts full Of innumerable melons, Ovals and ***** Bright green and thumpable Laced over with stripes Of turtle-dark green. Chooose an egg-shape, a world-shape, Bowl one homeward to taste In the whitehot noon : Cream-smooth honeydews, Pink-pulped whoppers, Bump-rinded cantaloupes With orange cores. Each wedge wears a studding Of blanched seeds or black seeds To strew like confetti Under the feet of This market of melon-eating Fiesta-goers.
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Fiesta Melons
LOVELY Semiramis Closes her slanting eyes: Dead is she long ago. From her fan, sliding slow, Parrot-bright fire's feathers, Gilded as June weathers, Plumes bright and shrill as grass Twinkle down; as they pass Through the green glooms in Hell Fruits with a tuneful smell, Grapes like an emerald rain, Where the full moon has lain, Greengages bright as grass, Melons as cold as glass, Piled on each gilded booth, Feel their cheeks growing smooth. Apes in plumed head-dresses Whence the bright heat hisses,-- Nubian faces, sly Pursing mouth, slanting eye, Feel the Arabian Winds floating from the fan.
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The Fan
The squirrels played havoc around the house, picking stuffing from the porch swing, packing it into their cheeks, until they were swollen, pregnant, to fluff their nests with synthetic cotton. They bounded about the yard stopping to squeeze fallen walnuts, like supermarket melons, to see if they were ripe or rotten. Their neighbors, the gopher and raccoon and rabbit were overrun by the squirrels myriad brood. Some (squirrels) sought refuge in refuse, chewing large holes in the trash bins. This would feed many a raccoon’s hungry mouth, but none of them would show thanks. When the numbers began to spill over from the trees, the squirrels began occupying the gutters, causing sheets of ice to cataract, frozen down the sides of the house, and then when the old man found stuffing from his swing in the attic, enough had become enough. Something had to be done. This blatant malfeasance must be dealt with, and so he would devise a plan, a trap. The old man stood watching the plump little devils bounce and leap around his yard, when he saw the bin. And wriggling the fingers on his upturned paw, a sinister plan curled onto his face in a dark smile. He went out to the trash bin and filled it with water, only halfway, no more. He dropped a lightly pumped, bald basketball into the bin, and smiled when the first squirrel drowned in it. Everyday, the old man wriggled his fingers and smiled his dark smile, until he found synthetic swing stuffing in his bed, and realized he had lost.
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Oct 1, 2012
Oct 1, 2012 at 1:07 PM UTC
The Battle of Squirrel Cheek
The squirrels played havoc around the house, picking stuffing from the porch swing, packing it into their cheeks, until they were swollen, pregnant, to fluff their nests with synthetic cotton. They bounded about the yard stopping to squeeze fallen walnuts, like supermarket melons, to see if they were ripe or rotten. Their neighbors, the gopher and raccoon and rabbit were overrun by the squirrels myriad brood. Some (squirrels) sought refuge in refuse, chewing large holes in the trash bins. This would feed many a raccoon’s hungry mouth, but none of them would show thanks. When the numbers began to spill over from the trees, the squirrels began occupying the gutters, causing sheets of ice to cataract, frozen down the sides of the house, and then when the old man found stuffing from his swing in the attic, enough had become enough. Something had to be done. This blatant malfeasance must be dealt with, and so he would devise a plan, a trap. The old man stood watching the plump little devils bounce and leap around his yard, when he saw the bin. And wriggling the fingers on his upturned paw, a sinister plan curled onto his face in a dark smile. He went out to the trash bin and filled it with water, only halfway, no more. He dropped a lightly pumped, bald basketball into the bin, and smiled when the first squirrel drowned in it. Everyday, the old man wriggled his fingers and smiled his dark smile, until he found synthetic swing stuffing in his bed, and realized he had lost.
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This desert is our life. From the dry earth we gather roots and melons. Over the endless sands we hunt the gemsbok and the springbok.    Sometimes the ga roots are shriveled and bitter. Sometimes men are sick with thirst and hunger.    When there is water we drink and sing and clap our hands. When there is food we eat and dance and clap our hands.    The eland does not come to us and ask to be eaten -- one must know how to make the arrow and poison it and where to look and how to hide and shoot. . . .    What man is so foolish as to expect more? To expect the rain to be always falling, his eggs full of water and his stomach full of meat?    You have strong animals to carry you. You have much food and water. Your digging sticks are hard and sharp. Your shooting-sticks are like lightning.    You are a powerful man and a good man. I can see that in your eyes. But what you offer is a dream.    You can give us water and meat. You can fill our hands with tobacco and perfect beads. But you cannot give us happiness.    A man can only drink so much and then he is full. If a man is always eating honey, he tires of it and becomes sick.    And even if all life were sweet -- what man is not food for lions and dogs? A man who has tasted in his life no bitterness will find death very bitter.    My mouth longs for sweetness but sweetness brings bitterness and in the end they are one.    So I ask you: Take your digging sticks and your shooting-sticks. And do not leave them behind. Go to the green lands you came from. We shall walk in this desert as we always have.
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Dec 24, 2018
Dec 24, 2018 at 9:58 AM UTC
The Bushman Speaks
This desert is our life. From the dry earth we gather roots and melons. Over the endless sands we hunt the gemsbok and the springbok.    Sometimes the ga roots are shriveled and bitter. Sometimes men are sick with thirst and hunger.    When there is water we drink and sing and clap our hands. When there is food we eat and dance and clap our hands.    The eland does not come to us and ask to be eaten -- one must know how to make the arrow and poison it and where to look and how to hide and shoot. . . .    What man is so foolish as to expect more? To expect the rain to be always falling, his eggs full of water and his stomach full of meat?    You have strong animals to carry you. You have much food and water. Your digging sticks are hard and sharp. Your shooting-sticks are like lightning.    You are a powerful man and a good man. I can see that in your eyes. But what you offer is a dream.    You can give us water and meat. You can fill our hands with tobacco and perfect beads. But you cannot give us happiness.    A man can only drink so much and then he is full. If a man is always eating honey, he tires of it and becomes sick.    And even if all life were sweet -- what man is not food for lions and dogs? A man who has tasted in his life no bitterness will find death very bitter.    My mouth longs for sweetness but sweetness brings bitterness and in the end they are one.    So I ask you: Take your digging sticks and your shooting-sticks. And do not leave them behind. Go to the green lands you came from. We shall walk in this desert as we always have.
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So sensuous is this piece of clothing, Barely covering her bare essentials. If she lets it fall to the ground, Visible are her melons so round. And what to say of her crevices, Up & down both are so smooth, Juice-filled they are the milk booth.
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Feb 10, 2016
Feb 10, 2016 at 6:06 AM UTC
Lingerie
That day we came and having come lapped at by perfumed light at once separated. We bathed in the pool the water like crystal in the sunset our limbs like glass. On the bank in the hot conjoined air we made love again our sweat like silver in the moonlight. the water's suppurating flow drew our limbs like flotsam in the reeds grappling glistering lilies as we floated in slow, ******** currents. along the bank, the Camphor shades the forest flowers through the long-leaved grass the python slinks We leave for home darkened by the sun.......... tongues digging into melons, pomegranates laid out neatly for dessert ******* out the Rambutan- once the hairy skin is peeled- fiery, red the soft core sweeter than coitus- and stays longer in our thoughts. is this where the dreams are, or where the dreaming begins, between the first caress and the final gasp of satisfaction? Where the threshing limbs devour the sun-shredded wheat and the panting ribbons of air swallow the final sigh- the sleek river flowing seaward, ocean marshalling the land, coral languishing in green pools of broken light. Here, within this infused beauty, ********** has power beyond the weather-bound senses of our northern homes, encased in dull precipitation sunshine a blunted knife beyond the pot-shaped mountains high above the trees like a tear emerging from the sky drops the waterfall its descent languid, its fall sharp and effortless; tinged with azure, carefully sprinkled flakes it spreads out like a clear, chiming puddle. There we spread ourselves naked in the sunlight the sea's rumbling noise distant and fumbling- spreading its curling claws into the slyly forming sunset in reiterated rhythms like beating hearts like lungs- the carefully manufactured beats blending.
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Mar 20, 2016
Mar 20, 2016 at 10:28 PM UTC
WHEN LOVERS MEET
That day we came and having come lapped at by perfumed light at once separated. We bathed in the pool the water like crystal in the sunset our limbs like glass. On the bank in the hot conjoined air we made love again our sweat like silver in the moonlight. the water's suppurating flow drew our limbs like flotsam in the reeds grappling glistering lilies as we floated in slow, ******** currents. along the bank, the Camphor shades the forest flowers through the long-leaved grass the python slinks We leave for home darkened by the sun.......... tongues digging into melons, pomegranates laid out neatly for dessert ******* out the Rambutan- once the hairy skin is peeled- fiery, red the soft core sweeter than coitus- and stays longer in our thoughts. is this where the dreams are, or where the dreaming begins, between the first caress and the final gasp of satisfaction? Where the threshing limbs devour the sun-shredded wheat and the panting ribbons of air swallow the final sigh- the sleek river flowing seaward, ocean marshalling the land, coral languishing in green pools of broken light. Here, within this infused beauty, ********** has power beyond the weather-bound senses of our northern homes, encased in dull precipitation sunshine a blunted knife beyond the pot-shaped mountains high above the trees like a tear emerging from the sky drops the waterfall its descent languid, its fall sharp and effortless; tinged with azure, carefully sprinkled flakes it spreads out like a clear, chiming puddle. There we spread ourselves naked in the sunlight the sea's rumbling noise distant and fumbling- spreading its curling claws into the slyly forming sunset in reiterated rhythms like beating hearts like lungs- the carefully manufactured beats blending.
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Assembly, advice, never white fiery sparks ignited The shooting star, comet's orange setting ensemble Tasted like juicy melons tender invisibility scents Town wards were asleep walking upfront the castle's Dust mingled with powder    honeysuckle flower allured Honeymoon to burst out of White Elfs knee long silver hair round Black Elk's belly caressed Pixie had Mahogany Henna Hue red tongue and bluish evanescent Saga of White Elf and Black Elk meeting Honeymoon Pixie Dust
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Sep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015 at 3:34 PM UTC
Honeymoon Pixie Dust
If I was a king of Asia I would give you all the gold there is But I'm not even prince of Persia, all I have is love and dreams Let me show you land of legends, land of honeymoon and rising sun I am not as rich as Ali Baba, but I promise we'll be having fun I'll take you to Bali the gem of Java Sea Then we'll go on to safari a little south of Abu Dhabi I'll take you to Maldives to swim in coral reefs We'll enjoy the sweet papaya on the islands of Pattaya I'll show you lake Baikal, Tibet and Taj Mahal We'll see Macao, Yokohama, Hanoi, Jeddah, Jaipur, Jakarta I'll take you to Dubai, Dushanbe and Mumbai We'll spend some starry nights in yurts near the city of Yakutsk I’ll take you to Tashkent where melons got their scent We will taste all sorts of apples in the city of Almaty I’ll take you to Beirut we'll go nuts on dried fruits And the coffee with vanilla we can try it in Manilla I'll take you to Kashgar to shop at old bazaar Then we'll fly a magic carpet to the markets of Qatar We'll see ruins of Karakorum the old capital of Moguls Then we'll go to Kathmandu and then Karachi and Kabul We'll discover caves with treasures, make three wishes all at once All at once will turn to a fairy tale, like in one and thousand nights Let me show you feast of colors, take you cross the dunes in caravans Even if I don't look like Alladin, I sure know a thing about romance I'll take you to Taipei to see its lovely bay We will sip on Coca Cola on the silky sands of Goa I'll take you to Shanghai where towers touch the sky And the best of architecture we will see in precious Petra We'll go to Ashgabat, Bishkek, Busan, Baghdad We will see Great Wall of China and Cambodian Angkor Wat We'll see the Everest, mount Fuji, Gobi Desert And it's certainly my pleasure to take you all around Asia!
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Apr 3, 2022
Apr 3, 2022 at 10:07 PM UTC
Song of Asia
If I was a king of Asia I would give you all the gold there is But I'm not even prince of Persia, all I have is love and dreams Let me show you land of legends, land of honeymoon and rising sun I am not as rich as Ali Baba, but I promise we'll be having fun I'll take you to Bali the gem of Java Sea Then we'll go on to safari a little south of Abu Dhabi I'll take you to Maldives to swim in coral reefs We'll enjoy the sweet papaya on the islands of Pattaya I'll show you lake Baikal, Tibet and Taj Mahal We'll see Macao, Yokohama, Hanoi, Jeddah, Jaipur, Jakarta I'll take you to Dubai, Dushanbe and Mumbai We'll spend some starry nights in yurts near the city of Yakutsk I’ll take you to Tashkent where melons got their scent We will taste all sorts of apples in the city of Almaty I’ll take you to Beirut we'll go nuts on dried fruits And the coffee with vanilla we can try it in Manilla I'll take you to Kashgar to shop at old bazaar Then we'll fly a magic carpet to the markets of Qatar We'll see ruins of Karakorum the old capital of Moguls Then we'll go to Kathmandu and then Karachi and Kabul We'll discover caves with treasures, make three wishes all at once All at once will turn to a fairy tale, like in one and thousand nights Let me show you feast of colors, take you cross the dunes in caravans Even if I don't look like Alladin, I sure know a thing about romance I'll take you to Taipei to see its lovely bay We will sip on Coca Cola on the silky sands of Goa I'll take you to Shanghai where towers touch the sky And the best of architecture we will see in precious Petra We'll go to Ashgabat, Bishkek, Busan, Baghdad We will see Great Wall of China and Cambodian Angkor Wat We'll see the Everest, mount Fuji, Gobi Desert And it's certainly my pleasure to take you all around Asia!
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'''I thought naked beautiful woman in front of me makes me a good poet Until I tried writing a poem in front of one " hips seldomly hilly nor watery Valley still waterrrrrry Hey jawbone still showing her dimple Why make her carry perfect melons God??🤤 " I never held myself back anymore😂😂🤤🤤 I had to write a real poem with a real pen'''
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Oct 1, 2020
Oct 1, 2020 at 4:13 PM UTC
Beautiful makes me a good poet
When he was a youth of fifteen or twenty, He chased a wild horse, he caught him and rode him, He shot the white-browed mountain tiger, He defied the yellow-bristled Horseman of Ye. Fighting single- handed for a thousand miles, With his naked dagger he could hold a multitude. ...Granted that the troops of China were as swift as heaven's thunder And that Tartar soldiers perished in pitfalls fanged with iron, General Wei Qing's victory was only a thing of chance. And General Li Guang's thwarted effort was his fate, not his fault. Since this man's retirement he is looking old and worn: Experience of the world has hastened his white hairs. Though once his quick dart never missed the right eye of a bird, Now knotted veins and tendons make his left arm like an osier. He is sometimes at the road-side selling melons from his garden, He is sometimes planting willows round his hermitage. His lonely lane is shut away by a dense grove, His vacant window looks upon the far cold mountains But, if he prayed, the waters would come gushing for his men And never would he wanton his cause away with wine. ...War-clouds are spreading, under the Helan Range; Back and forth, day and night, go feathered messages; In the three River Provinces, the governors call young men -- And five imperial edicts have summoned the old general. So he dusts his iron coat and shines it like snow- Waves his dagger from its jade hilt in a dance of starry steel. He is ready with his strong northern bow to smite the Tartar chieftain -- That never a foreign war-dress may affront the Emperor. ...There once was an aged Prefect, forgotten and far away, Who still could manage triumph with a single stroke.
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Song of an Old General
When he was a youth of fifteen or twenty, He chased a wild horse, he caught him and rode him, He shot the white-browed mountain tiger, He defied the yellow-bristled Horseman of Ye. Fighting single- handed for a thousand miles, With his naked dagger he could hold a multitude. ...Granted that the troops of China were as swift as heaven's thunder And that Tartar soldiers perished in pitfalls fanged with iron, General Wei Qing's victory was only a thing of chance. And General Li Guang's thwarted effort was his fate, not his fault. Since this man's retirement he is looking old and worn: Experience of the world has hastened his white hairs. Though once his quick dart never missed the right eye of a bird, Now knotted veins and tendons make his left arm like an osier. He is sometimes at the road-side selling melons from his garden, He is sometimes planting willows round his hermitage. His lonely lane is shut away by a dense grove, His vacant window looks upon the far cold mountains But, if he prayed, the waters would come gushing for his men And never would he wanton his cause away with wine. ...War-clouds are spreading, under the Helan Range; Back and forth, day and night, go feathered messages; In the three River Provinces, the governors call young men -- And five imperial edicts have summoned the old general. So he dusts his iron coat and shines it like snow- Waves his dagger from its jade hilt in a dance of starry steel. He is ready with his strong northern bow to smite the Tartar chieftain -- That never a foreign war-dress may affront the Emperor. ...There once was an aged Prefect, forgotten and far away, Who still could manage triumph with a single stroke.
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whats up comin at cha from a different perspective…… I don’t have to be a gangsta pack heat rock jordans 300 dolla feat ice coated nines blindin muthafukkas actin all hard causin a ruckus I roll wit style my own I made not actin like a ***** still getting paid I been married 10 years still eatin that same salad real love is better than ******* tryin to act valid see if fake *** **** is what you sellin my crew see threw be handed out honeydew melons I’m a new kind a rapper – See I help ya move and loan cash same friends since way back roll deep smoke **** life cheap retire neat buy a yatch drive a jeep grow my own still a freak I’m a different kind of rapper – you can call me Sammy T or MCDJPJS, if a please i bring it hard put ya on your knees have ya starin up, mouth all agape but when I still don’t touch ya you be callin **** try to knock me down like Cosby ***** I’ll trap ya sell ya *** to Pauly feed ya mushroom set you in a field play some grateful dead watch ya spirit yield Im a different kind of rapper –
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Mar 28, 2015
Mar 28, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC
Different kind of rapper
This morning I dreamed I followed Widely spaced bells, ringing in the wind, And climbed through mists to rosy clouds. I realized my destined affinity With An Ch'i-sheng the ancient sage. I met unexpectedly O Lu-hua The heavenly maiden. Together we saw lotus roots as big as boats. Together we ate jujubes as huge as melons. We were the guests of those on swaying lotus seats. They spoke in splendid language, Full of subtle meanings. The argued with sharp words over paradoxes. We drank tea brewed on living fire. Although this might not help the Emperor to govern, It is endless happiness. The life of men could be like this. Why did I have to return to my former home, Wake up, dress, sit in meditation. Cover my ears to shut out the disgusting racket. My heart knows I can never see my dream come true. At least I can remember That world and sigh.
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A Morning Dream
He longed to hold the melons she'd got And taste the bright red, ripe-red cherries on top He yearned to reach for her succulent peach But would it alarm her To show her too soon His bent banana And two little prunes?
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Nov 29, 2013
Nov 29, 2013 at 12:17 PM UTC
The fruit market
Sunshine, spice and spades. Butterfly's, beards and bread. Yellow, yearbooks and yodeling. Paint, pizza and platinum. Music, melons and magic. Zoos, zippers and zillions. Apples, analysis and art. Waiting, wagons and wafflers. Give me a beer with friends any day. Life's more fun that way.
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 8:40 PM UTC
The Things I Do Not Need.
Just hanging around stuck in the background where Echo and the Bunnymen sing sad songs,they're not funny men and I'm not one too. Going to take my Queen and fulfill a dream,dine in style at Mile End,wend my way down to Nandos,pay for chicken,sticking less to the plan because I'm only a man I travel to Hackney where the wild men of Shoreditch come out to attack me with rolled up newspapers,their capers amuse me until I blink twice, and I see, that my Queens seen it all and goes off in a huff, Puffs of smoke are no joke when you're born as a bloke because the magic don't last,blast it nearly passed it,the turn off for middle age,junction twenty six on the revolving glass mirrored stage,but I made it and now I'm back in the sun waiting for my Queen to come,my apology accepted along with the promise of a day trip to Poundland,stand and deliver while we shiver our timbers and limber up for the party on interstate four, sore from the laughter we take a bath shortly after because we like to stay clean,my Queen thinks I'm ***** and men go that way after thirty but I'm not so sure. I have pure intentions and clean underwear,does she care? I think so but it's so hard to know what she's thinking,she tastes of melons when I'm drinking her in. In this flotilla where the will of the one doesn't win,we all stick together, whether it's a good thing or not, but I've got a plan and because I'm only a man it's a good one and so I carry on and she carries me,I meet her mum and she marries me..sounding obscene,I mean I married my Queen,not her mum. It's all in the spaghetti which I'm sure that SHY YETI'S BEST OF BRITISH - PART 1 doesn't cover,so it won't keep me warm but no harm in me looking through this facebook and cooking a dish,should I wish, for some it's back to interstate four,where the cops will be waiting with a ticket to the potteries and a fine for the finder of the stopped timex watch winder. where was I in Mile end? yes, going to spend but stay lean as I talk with my Queen, and so it goes on.
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Dec 9, 2013
Dec 9, 2013 at 7:30 AM UTC
Shy yeti's get everywhere.
Just hanging around stuck in the background where Echo and the Bunnymen sing sad songs,they're not funny men and I'm not one too. Going to take my Queen and fulfill a dream,dine in style at Mile End,wend my way down to Nandos,pay for chicken,sticking less to the plan because I'm only a man I travel to Hackney where the wild men of Shoreditch come out to attack me with rolled up newspapers,their capers amuse me until I blink twice, and I see, that my Queens seen it all and goes off in a huff, Puffs of smoke are no joke when you're born as a bloke because the magic don't last,blast it nearly passed it,the turn off for middle age,junction twenty six on the revolving glass mirrored stage,but I made it and now I'm back in the sun waiting for my Queen to come,my apology accepted along with the promise of a day trip to Poundland,stand and deliver while we shiver our timbers and limber up for the party on interstate four, sore from the laughter we take a bath shortly after because we like to stay clean,my Queen thinks I'm ***** and men go that way after thirty but I'm not so sure. I have pure intentions and clean underwear,does she care? I think so but it's so hard to know what she's thinking,she tastes of melons when I'm drinking her in. In this flotilla where the will of the one doesn't win,we all stick together, whether it's a good thing or not, but I've got a plan and because I'm only a man it's a good one and so I carry on and she carries me,I meet her mum and she marries me..sounding obscene,I mean I married my Queen,not her mum. It's all in the spaghetti which I'm sure that SHY YETI'S BEST OF BRITISH - PART 1 doesn't cover,so it won't keep me warm but no harm in me looking through this facebook and cooking a dish,should I wish, for some it's back to interstate four,where the cops will be waiting with a ticket to the potteries and a fine for the finder of the stopped timex watch winder. where was I in Mile end? yes, going to spend but stay lean as I talk with my Queen, and so it goes on.
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of ***** are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s ******* are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of ******* are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his ***** is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the ***** are just for decoration..lmao
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Oct 20, 2014
Oct 20, 2014 at 12:36 AM UTC
a little more comedy
It’s been seven years and I still don’t think I’ve processed it For most of my young life I had no mother For most of my young life I had no father There was only her, mother of my mother A sharp woman with hands like sharpened scissors Counsel and Care, the altar I was made to pray at Her touch was soft unless it was hard, and hard unless it was soft Like salt tossed over her shoulder, Like warm potatoes in the sun Like a bowl of cheerios before the bus comes We prayed the rosary every morning And I told her about my gods and myths I told her about the rocks and crystals And I cried about numbers We prayed the rosary every morning, and I couldn’t bring myself to mind We went to church on Sundays, and I sang as loud as I wanted We picked out melons at the grocery store and ate them by the pool It’s been seven years, and I miss her And I will miss her I’ll cry when I hear Que Sera Sera I’ll eat saltines and still think to myself they aren’t that good I’ll keep my rosary and sometimes I will pray I will miss her And I can only hope to be like her someday And I hope that she is proud
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Oct 22, 2018
Oct 22, 2018 at 3:05 PM UTC
Ave Maria
This story I am about to unfold, is a favorite about my Grandfather. In which he starts out acting very bold, yet, ends running up a painful lather. Down the dirt road, from where he lived, when young, was a farmer growing watermelons. Ripe, ready to eat, on the vines they hung. From this patch, the farmer then, did sell 'em. Being a boy with several brothers, who were always doing as boys will do, didn't take long, for one to dare the other, to steal them a watermelon, or two. Lo and behold, there went my young grandpa, climbing through the barbed wire fence. While his older brothers all watched in awe, as he crawled through the tangled vines, so dense. He looked around until he found the one, that was the biggest that he could carry. Cutting the vine, he hefted the melon up, running towards the fence, in a hurry. Well, that old farmer was wise to boys and had watched my grandpa crawl through the field. With his double barrel shotgun, he was poised, to make sure, no more melons, he'd steal. The farmer had loaded his own brand of shot, filled with rock salt instead of lead. Grandpa's backside got peppered while he did trot. I think nothing more need be said.
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 5:24 AM UTC
Of Watermelons On The Vine and Rock Salt In The Pants
Boxin' up progression Lockin' down session Rockin up to lesson Dressed Fine pressed Geared up for givin' blessin's Confessin' to felons Commitin' crimes Soakin' up voddy in our melons Shoddy villains lookin' back at us Jhon Goddi riddums Billin' em for scandalous Band of trust Lost Wankers spittin fictitious Malicious lies Leaves respect for wise guys sleepin' with the fishs
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May 7, 2012
May 7, 2012 at 7:06 PM UTC
Deluded. Surrounded.
I know I ask all the time, but do you get sick of my scent? of my small hands because they are not larger? Do you mind that my lips are not soft like chapstick models in the shiny magazines? If my chest grew melons, or a pine tree dates, an almond plantation or 28A would you hop a plan to a more beautiful land and plant a statue there? I'm only questioning your motive because when I see you I wonder if you Actually. Truly. meant to choose a person, like me.
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Sep 23, 2010
Sep 23, 2010 at 9:52 AM UTC
The Love Garden
Fall is an empty street in Rome, Of byways of dry-leaf stone and moth-haunted hours, Of market stalls with their over-haggled and fingered rinds, And melons moiled over and palmed and bruised. The light blows like once-told ripeness from the basket of fruit.
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Jun 1, 2019
Jun 1, 2019 at 9:29 PM UTC
Autumn Pastoral