"martinet" poems
We have time on our youth,
inches on our throat.
We have cleaned for years.
We swell to cry,
this does not fix us.
Flatter our unsoiled volitions!
Gorge our empty stomachs—
Martinet, our Big Brother!
We have cleaned for years.
“Clean til I say—
Satisfied.”
Sep 26, 2011
Sep 26, 2011 at 8:19 PM UTC
We have time on our youth,
inches on our throat.
We have cleaned for years.
We swell to cry,
this does not fix us.
Flatter our unsoiled volitions!
Gorge our empty stomachs—
Martinet, our Big Brother!
We have cleaned for years.
“Clean til I say—
Satisfied.”
Sep 26, 2011
Sep 26, 2011 at 8:21 PM UTC
(with apologies to Elizabeth Barret Browning)
Arrogant
Book Soldier
Conceited
Con Artist
Covetous
Cunning
Deceitful
Disingenuous
Egoist
Egregious
Envious
Entitled
Evil
Haughty
Hypocritical
Ignominious
Immoral
Jealous
Jumped Up
Machiavellian
Martinet
Mendacious
Nit Picky
Obsessed
Peck Sniff
Perfidious
Persnickety
Pompous
Popinjay
Predatory
****
Rapacious
Regimental
Sanctimonious
Self Important
Shylock
Smarmy
Sophist
Supercilious
Unctuous
Unethical
Vile
Vicious
Zealot
ljm
Mar 31, 2017
Mar 31, 2017 at 1:52 PM UTC
Rooster has to crow in the morning
Cat has to prowl around at night.
I see a petty dictator ruining lives
I grab my pencil ready to fight.
We’re not in the dark ages anymore.
Nor are we still in the Old West.
We don’t slap on a pistol and go out
And put a bunch of lead into the pest.
So, I write down the words that I feel.
I call a snake-oil salesman what he is.
I carefully explain what a crook looks like
And show off the difference from a Wiz.
They may claim they’re an eagle today
If that is the delusion they are in.
But I will be quick to dispel such a lie
By pointing out the wattles on their chin.
Pigeons spread their droppings all over.
Dog likes to dig around in the dirt.
I have to point out the creeps in the world
Then take appropriate joy when they’re hurt.
My hope is the people that are fooled will see
They don’t have to sit and eat the lies.
They can stand up and ***** in the face
Of those who are criminals in disguise.
Tell any scoundrels exactly what they are
And let them know you are not fooled.
Don’t let them walk away feeling proud.
Make sure they’re appropriately schooled.
Knock any martinet off their pedestal.
Tell them you think they are a clown.
Don’t leave their ego in undented shape.
Then go on and kick them when they’re down.
Nov 13, 2016
Nov 13, 2016 at 2:22 PM UTC
I take it that a spray of Sun occults your face,
like watching in a squalid cinema, something a slapstick would
conjure a stylistically dumb image, or the prattle of
bunkum hubbub drowning loudspeakers in plazas.
You know there is a part of you that goes missing
every time you hear me pass carefully under the care
of toppled light, and there is a part of me that engages
the dark in this straining mutiny. This is such a troubled time
on the hardline; a martinet on the other cheapened end
of a totaled horizon hollering at gentrified space, eyes sternly
fixed on the mattress, conspicuous in urbane manner, something
shadows bade with hands, lifts up all the ragamuffin days:
to capture you in such moment, such oneness, of no complication,
like a clean Yamazaki on the house, or a metropolitan district
augured with rubicund crisscrosses, streets sidereal in measures,
an aggressive ********** at the end of the curb, the spanked curve
of the mordant asphalt, and the rise of body heat from yesterday’s swelter;
something only I could have thought of in white thighs of little ladies
and peering birds for collarbones: look at this, maddened, retaining
nothing but age.
Feb 2, 2016
Feb 2, 2016 at 9:34 PM UTC
At Kapooka
for Corporal James (Jim Tulty)
1st Recruit Training Battalion
One new platoon of raw recruits,
Each with newly shaven head,
Reach down to tug off brand new boots,
Then tumble thankfully into bed.
Eight and forty on parade,
Compelled to stand in rank and file,
Are chased by livid martinet,
Until at last they step with style.
Can slowly move yet not be seen,
With full kit run a mile or more,
Climb the rope, toe the beam, they can
Be blithely passed along to corp and later, Vietnam.
One new platoon of raw recruits,
Each with newly shaven head,
Reach down to tug off brand new boots,
Then tumble thankfully into bed;
Reflect - five hundred plus of them are dead.
Mar 2, 2019
Mar 2, 2019 at 11:16 PM UTC
Ce nuage est bien noir : - sur le ciel il se roule,
Comme sur les galets de la côte une houle.
L'ouragan l'éperonne, il s'avance à grands pas.
- A le voir ainsi fait, on dirait, n'est-ce pas ?
Un beau cheval arabe, à la crinière brune,
Qui court et fait voler les sables de la dune.
Je crois qu'il va pleuvoir : - la bise ouvre ses flancs,
Et par la déchirure il sort des éclairs blancs.
Rentrons. - Au bord des toits la frêle girouette
D'une minute à l'autre en grinçant pirouette,
Le martinet, sentant l'orage, près du sol
Afin de l'éviter rabat son léger vol ;
- Des arbres du jardin les cimes tremblent toutes.
La pluie ! - Oh ! voyez donc comme les larges gouttes
Glissent de feuille en feuille et passent à travers
La tonnelle fleurie et les frais arceaux verts !
Des marches du perron en longues cascatelles,
Voyez comme l'eau tombe, et de blanches dentelles
Borde les frontons gris ! - Dans les chemins sablés,
Les ruisseaux en torrents subitement gonflés
Avec leurs flots boueux mêlés de coquillages
Entraînent sans pitié les fleurs et les feuillages ;
Tout est perdu : - Jasmins aux pétales nacrés,
Belles-de-nuit fuyant l'astre aux rayons dorés,
Volubilis chargés de cloches et de vrilles,
Roses de tous pays et de toutes famines,
Douces filles de Juin, frais et riant trésor !
La mouche que l'orage arrête en son essor,
Le faucheux aux longs pieds et la fourmi se noient
Dans cet autre océan dont les vagues tournoient.
- Que faire de soi-même et du temps, quand il pleut
Comme pour un nouveau déluge, et qu'on ne peut
Aller voir ses amis et qu'il faut qu'on demeure ?
Les uns prennent un livre en main afin que l'heure
Hâte son pas boiteux, et dans l'éternité
Plonge sans peser trop sur leur oisiveté ;
Les autres gravement font de la politique,
Sur l'ouvrage du jour exercent leur critique ;
Ceux-ci causent entre eux de chiens et de chevaux,
De femmes à la mode et d'opéras nouveaux ;
Ceux-là du coin de l'oeil se mirent dans la glace,
Débitent des fadeurs, des bons mots à la glace,
Ou, du binocle armés, regardent un tableau.
- Moi, j'écoute le son de l'eau tombant dans l'eau.
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