You'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me,
In a couple years when your 5 kids deap. 
You'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me,
When you have no money. 
You'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me,
Instead of that dead beat. 
You'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me,
The first time he hits you. 
And most of all you'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me,
When the good looks fade away and all that's left is a washed up old man who doesn't truly love you. 
Yep, you'll be wishing you had settled for a guy like me.