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GoatWalker Dec 2012
My goat has a speech impediment
when the doctor checked her throat
she could only say "AAAAAAAAAAAhhh"
not "ahhhhhhhhh"

The doctor broke the news to me one day
'your goat....has an impediment' he bleated quietly

I dashed out of his AAhffice
AAhway from his AAhccusatory statements
AAhnd rushed into the legs of my goat

'Goat...what are your legs doing there?'
i asked

and I looked up
and saw the goat dAAhngling above my head
'what in the world?!' I AAhxclaimed
'dearest Goat-etha, I had no  AAhdea you could fly'

"every since AAh shAAhared mAAh secret, AAh felt so free, AAh could fly"
(she didn't sound like she had an impediment to me)

'but Goat-etha, you know you can't fly'

and she crashed to the ground
crushed by the knowledge
that not everything is possible

'dear Goath-etha, I still love you, you know'

and she stood back up
and ironed her previously-crushed legs
and walked to the doctor's office
and gave that man a kick in the bAAhlls
Mohini Jul 2020
Sifar se nayab banu,
Tere tabeer ki malika rahu.
Ye murad, ye hasrat hai meri
Ulfat banke chhavu, hayaat me teri !!

Mere nam ko tere nam se jodu,
Ye khwahish hai adhuri.
Talashna teri Khushiyon ko, hai trishna meri
Ulfat banke chhavu, hayaat me teri !!

Khuda se pucha, kya hai maqaam mera?
Us khuda se pucha, kya hai maqaam mera?
Bole mehr-o-maah...
Tera dil, tera aashiyana kre tammana meri
Ulfat banke chhavu, hayaat me teri !!
T R S Dec 2018
He always asks for snacks because
in a matter of fact always was and is maah doooggge.
<scratches>

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