Hey there Frank
How’s it goin’ John?
Well I think I’ve left this
Thing on my chest too long
Well let me see,
Well look at that!
Turns out you’re gay!
Do you want to get
Smacked?
Frank had a laugh and
then continued
Why its just a crush,
I thought you knew?
Well yes I know
But lookey here
Its gone and festered
And spread o’re theer
What’s that, are you,
Southern now, or is it
Just a side effect of
A new woman found?
No I’m just playing
I don’t like how
Quickly this has spread
Especially so soon after
My last relationship’s dead
Well you’re right that part
Is slightly concerning…
Here take two of these
And call me in the morning
What are these
Arsenic
Godbless
No, just a cold shower and
Night of introspectiveness.
That should root out any
Rebound infections
Then as usual go to max
For his reflections?
As always. I just talked with him, you remember
Ms. Parker
Our old 5th grade teacher?
How could I forget!
Well she’s just been named
Principal
No ****!
No seriously she got
The promotion
Oh I’m glad she
Was such a good teacher
And just think, just
Nine years after
We were with her
Yea well, we are
Getting up there in years
Oh shut the **** up
We’re still we behind the ears
Alright well take care
Bud ill see you
Over break
Totally man we can play some games
A Second Opinion
Hey there John
How’s it goin’ Max?
Not bad, I just got
Referred here by Cerny
Ah, I just talked to him
That’s what he told me
Well I heard you’ve
Something of an infection
Yes, but not the good
Kind
Thanks for that distinction
Frank said it was a crush
Well that’s what he told me but my festering state aint too pretty
Well I’ll take a look although
He’s probably right
John’s got another crush what A stud
Alright alright enough, here it is,
Tell me doc, is it rough?
Well, do you want the good
News first or last
First
You’ve certainly got
Something
Oh God
For a girl
Please don’t
Is she cute?
Of course you dolt!
And kind and god fearing too
Yet I don’t want to rush
Who’d want to? Just enjoy
Yourself and don’t be a
****, use protection
*******
That’s the spirit!
When are you coming
back? We haven’t talked in ages
Around spring but I
Forget the dates
Well call or ill find
And **** you
I wouldn’t expect anything less.
