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"lithuanian" poems
I won't remember you... the husky sound of your voice tall, lanky stature Lithuanian shape of your Baltic blue eyes sledding across my heart even this embrace standing on Melbourne beach the wind swoons two silhouettes melting into each other All the lines on my hands are erased the ocean pours tears into a half moon shell my body, a blind mermaid washed ashore upon the smooth, faceless sand
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Dec 21, 2013
Dec 21, 2013 at 3:14 AM UTC
tea leaves
I waited today for a freight train to pass. Cattle cars with steers butting their horns against the bars, went by. And a half a dozen hoboes stood on bumpers between cars. Well, the cattle are respectable, I thought. Every steer has its transportation paid for by the farmer sending it to market, While the hoboes are law-breakers in riding a railroad train without a ticket. It reminded me of ten days I spent in the Allegheny County jail in Pittsburgh. I got ten days even though I was a veteran of the Spanish-American war. Cooped in the same cell with me was an old man, a bricklayer and a booze-fighter. But it just happened he, too, was a veteran soldier, and he had fought to preserve the Union and free the ******* We were three in all, the other being a Lithuanian who got drunk on pay day at the steel works and got to fighting a policeman; All the clothes he had was a shirt, pants and shoes-- somebody got his hat and coat and what money he had left over when he got drunk.
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English I wake up I bath I work I finish I go home I sleep I repeat French je me réveille je prends un bain je travaille je termine je rentre à la maison je dors je répète Yoruba Mo ji Mo wẹ Mo sise Mo pari Mo lọ si ile Mo sun Mo tun ṣe Arabic استيقظت أنا حمام أعمل أنهيت أنا أذهب للمنزل انام أكرر Japanese Watashi wa mewosamasu watashi no basu watashi wa hataraku watashi wa oeru watashi wa ienikaeru neru watashi wa kurikaesu Latin Ego surgere et bath laboro ego consummare i Vade in domum tuam ego dormio ego iterare Lithuanian aš atsikeliu Aš maudytis Aš dirbu aš baigiu aš einu namo aš miegu aš kartoju Rex Verum Regem TFK
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Jul 12, 2018
Jul 12, 2018 at 4:07 AM UTC
Endless Terror
being Polish was never **** it was never a clue for the sentencing of volleyball team effort... it was never **** whatever it was... it was never going to be an Irish bargain of gambling... it was just bad luck... something akin to Lithuanian, something worth forgetting... like Indians and the Bangladeshis... like Versailles and Belvederes palaces... it was worth forgetting... which exemplified the love of music in western Europe... and where music is lacking there the poetic expression... well thank you Pink Floyd, but let us forget Auden... we can all do enough with a sing-along... but when it comes to canvases of involvement to track the shoe-lace ties or the cravat tangle readied for a ballet... well, aren't you the one to tell us that it was just a calorie intake of veganism: mark that as a turnip postage... and a fried potato licked, while she gags on ageing for the added repertoire of scandal in sandals flicked to represent lapping tongues and butterfly flicking of what became flapped toe-curls of synchronisation; and the dipping, soda baking of a tartar sauerkraut.
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Aug 17, 2016
Aug 17, 2016 at 10:37 PM UTC
Poles Cheap (soda baking of a tartar sauerkraut)
*it's a dead, obviously, working from per se, i only used prae to be near per, i could have used foris, or even ante, but given the dictionary and the necrosis of the Latin tongue per se as in: per - by rather than in - and se - himself rather than itself, you can imagine the complications of coining a phrase for the antidote of in-itself, i.e. outside-itself.* revision of Enya: **** away **** away,         against the wind against the wind; mash up... brrrrapt big up big up east end Loud Don... bonkers bunch...                                                     now that is random, i wanted to make a serious point, and i will (insert snigger)... eventually. what i wanted to communicate was the revenge of von Kleist against Kant... Kant is the enemy of poetry we're led to believe, i can imagine, only Heidegger took Holderlin seriously and lectured on his poetry, von Kleist committed suicide out of despair having read Kant's critique... but what i want to do: to take each poetic technique out of poetry, and then use each technique to describe it's origin... so for example metaphor... given that poetry is ensō (one smooth stroke) - ever watched the t.v. series Wolf Hall? it's about the dealings of Thomas Cromwell, all matters of intrigue, Henry the VIII, and Anne Boleyn... so the metaphor describing poetry... at the end of Wolf Hall Anne Boleyn is about to be decapitated, because she ****** like Catherine the Great (although i'm sure the myth about the horse by polish / lithuanian conspirators isn't true... or applicable to Anne) and that offended the king... so on the scaffold, there's the swordsman (using a sword was a clean affair, axes were brutal, imagine hacking at stump of wood, or like Longinus Podbipięta, who with a Teutonic sword cut three Turk heads in one go, so Longinus Podbipięta vouched to a lady his chastity that he'd bed her if he also cut three Ottoman heads in one go ref. Sienkiewicz                    with fire and sword - the sword that cut ****** Mary's head was, blunt)... so there's this scene in Wolf Hall, ah man, the swordsman is classy, Thomas Cromwell asks him, 'will it be a clean death?', 'only if she doesn't move', so on the scaffold, he takes his shoes off, speaks into her right ear as if she's expecting the swing to come from there and then with great stealth moves in the other direction and cuts her head off from the left... so i guess poetry is a metaphor of that, an ensō, an evolution from haiku: one smooth stroke and you're done: nothing airy fairy, like you need to sigh... no... you need to drop the anchor:                          poetry prae se, as described by metaphor.
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May 8, 2016
May 8, 2016 at 9:24 AM UTC
necrosis of the Latin tongue
*it's a dead, obviously, working from per se, i only used prae to be near per, i could have used foris, or even ante, but given the dictionary and the necrosis of the Latin tongue per se as in: per - by rather than in - and se - himself rather than itself, you can imagine the complications of coining a phrase for the antidote of in-itself, i.e. outside-itself.* revision of Enya: **** away **** away,         against the wind against the wind; mash up... brrrrapt big up big up east end Loud Don... bonkers bunch...                                                     now that is random, i wanted to make a serious point, and i will (insert snigger)... eventually. what i wanted to communicate was the revenge of von Kleist against Kant... Kant is the enemy of poetry we're led to believe, i can imagine, only Heidegger took Holderlin seriously and lectured on his poetry, von Kleist committed suicide out of despair having read Kant's critique... but what i want to do: to take each poetic technique out of poetry, and then use each technique to describe it's origin... so for example metaphor... given that poetry is ensō (one smooth stroke) - ever watched the t.v. series Wolf Hall? it's about the dealings of Thomas Cromwell, all matters of intrigue, Henry the VIII, and Anne Boleyn... so the metaphor describing poetry... at the end of Wolf Hall Anne Boleyn is about to be decapitated, because she ****** like Catherine the Great (although i'm sure the myth about the horse by polish / lithuanian conspirators isn't true... or applicable to Anne) and that offended the king... so on the scaffold, there's the swordsman (using a sword was a clean affair, axes were brutal, imagine hacking at stump of wood, or like Longinus Podbipięta, who with a Teutonic sword cut three Turk heads in one go, so Longinus Podbipięta vouched to a lady his chastity that he'd bed her if he also cut three Ottoman heads in one go ref. Sienkiewicz                    with fire and sword - the sword that cut ****** Mary's head was, blunt)... so there's this scene in Wolf Hall, ah man, the swordsman is classy, Thomas Cromwell asks him, 'will it be a clean death?', 'only if she doesn't move', so on the scaffold, he takes his shoes off, speaks into her right ear as if she's expecting the swing to come from there and then with great stealth moves in the other direction and cuts her head off from the left... so i guess poetry is a metaphor of that, an ensō, an evolution from haiku: one smooth stroke and you're done: nothing airy fairy, like you need to sigh... no... you need to drop the anchor:                          poetry prae se, as described by metaphor.
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Yet another in my "Barry Hodges" series O what a beautiful city is baroque and unspoiled Vilnius, A veritable rose in the greyness of Eastern Europe, And a centre of fierce Lithuanian pride and nationalism Where loathing of Russia comes as part of the national tapestry, Woven into the heart and soul of each true descendant of Gediminas: "Tik geras rusų yra miręs rusų!"[note 1] my Litvak lady love would cry out In moments of extreme and poetic ******** excitement, As she farted tunefully through purple quilted haemorrhoids. O dearest delightful Vilnius, where my obsessive adoration Of this rather plump but still juicy middle-aged lady Went unrequited when she was sober, despite the perpetual onslaught Of my tenderly whispered syllables of love and lust, Even when my mispronounced tirade of affirmations of desire Rose to a pointless crescendo, wasted on the midnight hour, As she shrieked: "Lietuvių valytojoms yra geriausias pasaulyje!" [note 2], In a desperate attempt to retain her composure post-climax. O how can I ever forget her egregiously insatiable ****** appetite or Her immense cantilevered ***** whose glorious silhouette I can still recall in the silvery moonlight shining through The toilet window, as I peeped at her through the keyhole, Watching her wipe between her gorgeous silken arse-cheeks, With an improvised corner of the unfurled bathroom curtain, Mysteriously muttering "Jei nėra silkių nereikia valgyti!" [note 3] As she reviewed the remains of half-digested Cepelinai [note 4] O woe! All is now finished and dear overweight Valerija is lost to me, Having fallen drunkenly down an open manhole on Pilies one evening, And I am left alone to wetly kiss the cryptic letter she left for me, Staring sadly at the tear-stained smudged ink of her illiterate scrawls. Yea, mate, her last words of warning and patriotic exhultation were: "Jei jūsų kūdikis turi imbiero plaukus, mesti jį į upę!" [note 5] Followed by "Valio už Lietuvos Vermachto karo didvyrių!" [note 6] And I think they were probably the sanest things she ever said.
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Feb 25, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 at 1:45 PM UTC
Memories of Vilnius
Yet another in my "Barry Hodges" series O what a beautiful city is baroque and unspoiled Vilnius, A veritable rose in the greyness of Eastern Europe, And a centre of fierce Lithuanian pride and nationalism Where loathing of Russia comes as part of the national tapestry, Woven into the heart and soul of each true descendant of Gediminas: "Tik geras rusų yra miręs rusų!"[note 1] my Litvak lady love would cry out In moments of extreme and poetic ******** excitement, As she farted tunefully through purple quilted haemorrhoids. O dearest delightful Vilnius, where my obsessive adoration Of this rather plump but still juicy middle-aged lady Went unrequited when she was sober, despite the perpetual onslaught Of my tenderly whispered syllables of love and lust, Even when my mispronounced tirade of affirmations of desire Rose to a pointless crescendo, wasted on the midnight hour, As she shrieked: "Lietuvių valytojoms yra geriausias pasaulyje!" [note 2], In a desperate attempt to retain her composure post-climax. O how can I ever forget her egregiously insatiable ****** appetite or Her immense cantilevered ***** whose glorious silhouette I can still recall in the silvery moonlight shining through The toilet window, as I peeped at her through the keyhole, Watching her wipe between her gorgeous silken arse-cheeks, With an improvised corner of the unfurled bathroom curtain, Mysteriously muttering "Jei nėra silkių nereikia valgyti!" [note 3] As she reviewed the remains of half-digested Cepelinai [note 4] O woe! All is now finished and dear overweight Valerija is lost to me, Having fallen drunkenly down an open manhole on Pilies one evening, And I am left alone to wetly kiss the cryptic letter she left for me, Staring sadly at the tear-stained smudged ink of her illiterate scrawls. Yea, mate, her last words of warning and patriotic exhultation were: "Jei jūsų kūdikis turi imbiero plaukus, mesti jį į upę!" [note 5] Followed by "Valio už Lietuvos Vermachto karo didvyrių!" [note 6] And I think they were probably the sanest things she ever said.
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life is but a dream... Lithuanian speaking parrots dangle alluringly toxic grapes, but you breakfast on hyacinths and suddenly turn cruel in April. Seductively sleepy lidded women grip you with invisible fangs squeezing away any latent lust. Your cat silently reads your will licking his sharp, sodden chops. The IRS sends you an inviting prison manufactured Christmas card. The car you can't drive finds a new owner on Craig's List and leaves you stranded and alone. Unable to reach the grocery store, you will choke on frozen burritos. Your good cholesterol joins the plot, turns bad, and conspires to ****** Lowly earthworms dug for fishing mutate into malevolent Blacks Mambas. AARP hounds you to rejoin no matter how many times you move. Your high-speed Internet connection devolves into a slow, taunting swamp. Your toenails just won’t shut up. The sun rises suspiciously late. And you've only been awake an hour. Could be a very long day.
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Feb 25, 2017
Feb 25, 2017 at 7:16 AM UTC
Zero Hour For Terror
when women speak of eternity, my masculine immortality says: do i have to?! why? because my masculine mortality didn’t. that a prophet’s nation is not without honour, but among the nation’s ownership of itself in what’s being compared as nation-defining, and thus dishonour with a nation’s history claiming more than the nation’s honour in terms of taught examples lost in emotion guaranteed by pride and jealousy, so telling the history of poland via the polish-lithuanian commonwealth as defining poles... nest well in a foreign tongue in order to keep your mother’s, should your father’s execution of foreign tounging disgrace your mother... but no talk of honour... should a nation’s honour be defaced to localise individualism... thus localise individualism and deface to entrust such a nation with the concept of globalisation that f. d. r. could have oppossed in the riddle of isolationalism that ended the great depression and the phobia of the last years of misguided capitalism carving the futurism of domestication of anything but the sexually adequate: consciously-careful animalism of grunt and snorkle and bitten snouts of the animalism correcting the 90 angle into 3.2 children multiplier as perfected village people: 4kg of potato, 3 children, 2 pints of milk... 34 sundays kneeling in a church in aid of worship to dogmatise the pyramidal prism as an aversion to staircases nonetheless climbed to echo arthritis oiled for the perfected propaganda caste.
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Nov 27, 2015
Nov 27, 2015 at 9:54 PM UTC
malachi 6:4
when women speak of eternity, my masculine immortality says: do i have to?! why? because my masculine mortality didn’t. that a prophet’s nation is not without honour, but among the nation’s ownership of itself in what’s being compared as nation-defining, and thus dishonour with a nation’s history claiming more than the nation’s honour in terms of taught examples lost in emotion guaranteed by pride and jealousy, so telling the history of poland via the polish-lithuanian commonwealth as defining poles... nest well in a foreign tongue in order to keep your mother’s, should your father’s execution of foreign tounging disgrace your mother... but no talk of honour... should a nation’s honour be defaced to localise individualism... thus localise individualism and deface to entrust such a nation with the concept of globalisation that f. d. r. could have oppossed in the riddle of isolationalism that ended the great depression and the phobia of the last years of misguided capitalism carving the futurism of domestication of anything but the sexually adequate: consciously-careful animalism of grunt and snorkle and bitten snouts of the animalism correcting the 90 angle into 3.2 children multiplier as perfected village people: 4kg of potato, 3 children, 2 pints of milk... 34 sundays kneeling in a church in aid of worship to dogmatise the pyramidal prism as an aversion to staircases nonetheless climbed to echo arthritis oiled for the perfected propaganda caste.
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i'll be the one fattening the nationalists like they're worthy to inherit the swine skidding kinds of talk of the famous winged Hussar toppling mountain in stone as in grain of sand: avalanche - and akin to a crows' kraken bellowing: gluttonous kra! und tod! schatten överskuggar död: and what yearn be dripped in acknowledged European - loftier thought than done, kindred of what's called the civilised / colonial world - toward the auburn horizontal - and in due bereaving: left undone, and unduly asked for: to be grasped as worshipped, quasi Lutheran, mingling Calvinist and Catholic... but never the love affair of Henry VIII. so much of modern English history is bound to Las Vegas, and so much to the Hajj toward Jerusalem no one cares about... then so few to mind the invasion of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth by the Swedes... because this is England, and Cockney speaks, usurper of the royal tongue, due to pride, due to the elephant man, due to jack the ripper and harry the stinker... and the joyous rhapsody coming from the lonely mile in Irish slang; or said: Mamelukes - because the Mongols were at one point defeated - and thus grieved the Baghdad skull with tinges of Hamlet - oh the grand library, what was left of it, could remain enshrined in Texan avoidance - not to be: Chilcot Coke - Cooled Coca and later Koala - Bruise and White - thugs' select - later respect'ah - bony g and later bonbon and much later bony m - and much much later Alfonso Jalfrezi - alias gaga: and all the culinary sagas, the Forsytes of Malta... or the Forsytes of Málaga? i'm sure that question is all about: wherever the peppercorn blows and wherever the sneeze deposits a hunch toward an itchy cartilage - from an itch and a scratch: a butterfly! well, isn't this the most beautiful of all possible worlds... sorta makes you want to get up in the morning and say good-morning to someone.
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Sep 20, 2016
Sep 20, 2016 at 9:58 PM UTC
schatten överskuggar död
i'll be the one fattening the nationalists like they're worthy to inherit the swine skidding kinds of talk of the famous winged Hussar toppling mountain in stone as in grain of sand: avalanche - and akin to a crows' kraken bellowing: gluttonous kra! und tod! schatten överskuggar död: and what yearn be dripped in acknowledged European - loftier thought than done, kindred of what's called the civilised / colonial world - toward the auburn horizontal - and in due bereaving: left undone, and unduly asked for: to be grasped as worshipped, quasi Lutheran, mingling Calvinist and Catholic... but never the love affair of Henry VIII. so much of modern English history is bound to Las Vegas, and so much to the Hajj toward Jerusalem no one cares about... then so few to mind the invasion of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth by the Swedes... because this is England, and Cockney speaks, usurper of the royal tongue, due to pride, due to the elephant man, due to jack the ripper and harry the stinker... and the joyous rhapsody coming from the lonely mile in Irish slang; or said: Mamelukes - because the Mongols were at one point defeated - and thus grieved the Baghdad skull with tinges of Hamlet - oh the grand library, what was left of it, could remain enshrined in Texan avoidance - not to be: Chilcot Coke - Cooled Coca and later Koala - Bruise and White - thugs' select - later respect'ah - bony g and later bonbon and much later bony m - and much much later Alfonso Jalfrezi - alias gaga: and all the culinary sagas, the Forsytes of Malta... or the Forsytes of Málaga? i'm sure that question is all about: wherever the peppercorn blows and wherever the sneeze deposits a hunch toward an itchy cartilage - from an itch and a scratch: a butterfly! well, isn't this the most beautiful of all possible worlds... sorta makes you want to get up in the morning and say good-morning to someone.
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I can hardly remember your face, left here in a chair, room aglow with the muted television, drunk as hell. A man becomes a pigsty without a woman. ***** stains on the sports sock, a battleaxe hangover, bills piled by the toaster and **** over the kitchen sink. The bailiffs came. I cried like a child through the burglary, drank the Ganges in stout when it was over. I have been drinking ever since the Christmas lights turned on, the town bathed in absinthe, teenage smokers, Lithuanian women; no chance of collision with you. Eternal ashtray, brick upon brick, cylindrical beams - an empire of ash and odour. I can't smell you anymore. How senses die, yet you remain, stubborn as a **** on a concrete street, stubborn in your deceit, my old crutch, my faded ***** in heat. I am a mess of old exchanges whilst porn-stars **** on screen. Fantasy is dead as my first dog, defunct, birthing colonies beneath the ground, frozen over in winter. I feel nothing. No thing. Urges clamour for attention to keep me alive, vague hunger, the need to bleed. The paramedics came. I cried like a child through the gift-wrapping, drank from a plastic cup as they covered your face. I can hardly form a sentence in this fast world of slow days and long aches in silence: this is hell. A man becomes a pigsty without a woman. I see you in my ridiculous moments, the insanity that stands in your place, fractured light in the doorway- my obsessive state, your forgotten face.
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC
After Love
A Refugee He had been given a lift by a Lithuanian truck driver to a little town in inland Norway where the winter starts in September and is cold and unforgiven as its inhabitants. The truck driver had given him money for coffee, and cigarettes. Not dressed for winter this swarthy unshaven Levant perhaps Iraq, a flotsam from a war caused by black stuff that came up from the earth and cursed them. He walked into the railway station had a coffee but sat So long a guard came and told him to leave. In the waiting room, he felt strange, sweated needed air went outside to cool down and collapsed, pneumonia and lack of nutrition an ambulance arrived people gathered Around, ****** refugees get everything for free someone in the crowd murmured.
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Oct 28, 2016
Oct 28, 2016 at 4:32 AM UTC
the refugee
My mother told me when she was living that i had "black blood", was related to Heidi Selassie, the emperor of Ethiopia at that time, and heir to his throne. As I've said a musical therapist here said that because I had A positive blood I had all bloodlines. My mother also said the Sturies were Scottish, Lithuanian, regular German, and I got a phone call- maybe I've already mentioned this- back in the eighties when I was rooming with a black family that I was part South American. My mother also told me that I was heit to the throne of Lithuania at that time and that the Sturies are high German which mean we're sorta preppy compared to everybody else and that we're related to the likes of Plato, Christ, ****** Von Steuben, and Metternick. Interesting. At least it didn't lead to me disintegrating. I also read on the internet that the Sturies have a little Cherokee in them. That's about all I know right now. For more about my bloodlines except that we're related to Hugh Hefner (it said on the internet) that a friend of mine told me the Sturies are distantly related to Daniel Boone. So turn on your heatline Neil Diamond and reach out to me when my father, bless his heart comes back from beyond the sea. Charles Sturies
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Feb 22, 2017
Feb 22, 2017 at 3:39 PM UTC
My Bloodlines, So Far as I Know
poetry written in English just reminds me of agent orange in Vietnam:                or the anorexic    tailoring of some city-state fashion week -             twenty girls      to one Mongolian yak; it actually sounds as horrid as it sounds... premature depression of its users... when old age should be reserved depression...     their old age has dementia reserved for all its worth of accomplishment...    sadness in youth when old age should receive it... and dementia in old age when                 youth has nothing demented to give... only another imitation of Catcher in the Rye or a David Copperfield -                    or the faking of cult:   when old age should deem itself sad, it's their youth that's sad...    and its elders demented -                     because its youth can't allow old age to fathom sadness of an all encompassing accomplishment;                  my excuse is?    i never ventured into colonialism -                   i can't, by reason, integrate into using the tongue completely -             for i have no tattoo that says: slave owner no. 10256901 -               or no ****** guilt at not doing the better runner from King Fuji-Moochou    of Ivory Coast selling me to the pink pimple-skinned...    **** me... it's great not having that sort of guilt imbued in me grappling with history, and the first offender: **** Germany as the prime excuse making me pristine, holy by comparison... ha ha! as if! Mao killed off many more than you care to believe.                   all i have is Lithuanians telling me: you ****** us over... while i ask a Lithuanian girl to kiss me in a pub... and she does...              oh god... sanctus polonius pseudo israelii.
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Sep 21, 2016
Sep 21, 2016 at 12:13 AM UTC
in anglo sum **
poetry written in English just reminds me of agent orange in Vietnam:                or the anorexic    tailoring of some city-state fashion week -             twenty girls      to one Mongolian yak; it actually sounds as horrid as it sounds... premature depression of its users... when old age should be reserved depression...     their old age has dementia reserved for all its worth of accomplishment...    sadness in youth when old age should receive it... and dementia in old age when                 youth has nothing demented to give... only another imitation of Catcher in the Rye or a David Copperfield -                    or the faking of cult:   when old age should deem itself sad, it's their youth that's sad...    and its elders demented -                     because its youth can't allow old age to fathom sadness of an all encompassing accomplishment;                  my excuse is?    i never ventured into colonialism -                   i can't, by reason, integrate into using the tongue completely -             for i have no tattoo that says: slave owner no. 10256901 -               or no ****** guilt at not doing the better runner from King Fuji-Moochou    of Ivory Coast selling me to the pink pimple-skinned...    **** me... it's great not having that sort of guilt imbued in me grappling with history, and the first offender: **** Germany as the prime excuse making me pristine, holy by comparison... ha ha! as if! Mao killed off many more than you care to believe.                   all i have is Lithuanians telling me: you ****** us over... while i ask a Lithuanian girl to kiss me in a pub... and she does...              oh god... sanctus polonius pseudo israelii.
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Let's have some fun! Let's go to the Gynae! If you bleed a lot or have a tickly ***** Or if you have more spots down there Than the walls in your local Indian restaurant Or if you pong like a smoked salmon sandwich It's off to the Gynae! Off to the Gynae! The Gynae will ask a lot of personal questions But he's not a pervert really (usually) He's only doing his job but always bear in mind He chose this specialisation out of many and You have every right to wonder why Anyone would ever do such an odd thing... Strip off your clothes, put on a hospital gown, (but be suspicious if it has a "see through" rear or is of the Lithuanian "open crutch" design); Then relax on an examination table And hum along to Abba on the Musak, Then get your feet up on the jolly stirrups. Now open your legs so that the quack Can get a total eyeful of your love-crack; Don't be shy, he's seen hundred like yours And some in worse condition too (I expect!); You may ask to cover your feet with a sheet If you feel they are too smelly for modesty's sake. On with the surgical gloves, out with the speculum And a liberal slathering of K-Y And we're into the good old Gynae action! Now lie back and enjoy two gloved fingers Groping you like Crazy Frog on ****** He's hunting for lumps and bumps, yee-ha! Don't feel embarrassed, oh no, oh no, Why not ask your boyfriend or hubby (or girlfriend if you're a hairy **** To sit in with you for the occasion? Wow! With a bit of luck, just a little bit, You might end up with a hot swinging session.
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 1:42 PM UTC
Fun At The Gynaecologist's
Let's have some fun! Let's go to the Gynae! If you bleed a lot or have a tickly ***** Or if you have more spots down there Than the walls in your local Indian restaurant Or if you pong like a smoked salmon sandwich It's off to the Gynae! Off to the Gynae! The Gynae will ask a lot of personal questions But he's not a pervert really (usually) He's only doing his job but always bear in mind He chose this specialisation out of many and You have every right to wonder why Anyone would ever do such an odd thing... Strip off your clothes, put on a hospital gown, (but be suspicious if it has a "see through" rear or is of the Lithuanian "open crutch" design); Then relax on an examination table And hum along to Abba on the Musak, Then get your feet up on the jolly stirrups. Now open your legs so that the quack Can get a total eyeful of your love-crack; Don't be shy, he's seen hundred like yours And some in worse condition too (I expect!); You may ask to cover your feet with a sheet If you feel they are too smelly for modesty's sake. On with the surgical gloves, out with the speculum And a liberal slathering of K-Y And we're into the good old Gynae action! Now lie back and enjoy two gloved fingers Groping you like Crazy Frog on ****** He's hunting for lumps and bumps, yee-ha! Don't feel embarrassed, oh no, oh no, Why not ask your boyfriend or hubby (or girlfriend if you're a hairy **** To sit in with you for the occasion? Wow! With a bit of luck, just a little bit, You might end up with a hot swinging session.
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From ditches, from rubble, from dungeons From false memory’s catacombs From barely legible signs of death When a startled heart from the grave reforms You will select a single date With the wind, which approached underground So you could plunge the freedom as a burning needle To the glass square of the sky “January 13th” by Leonardas Gutauskas (in english) Iš griovių iš griuvėsių iš požemių Iš klaidžios atminties katakombų Iš žūties vos įskaitomų požymių Kai širdis prisikėlus nustemba Tu atrinksi vienintelę datą Su tuo vėju kurs artinos pažeme Kad į skliauto stiklinį kvadratą Smeigtum laisvę lyg degančią adatą. „Sausio 13-oji“, Leonardas Gutauskas (in lithuanian, the original language)
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Jan 13, 2021
Jan 13, 2021 at 4:26 AM UTC
“January 13th” by Leonardas Gutauskas
Žodžiai - gėlė ir katė Pieva šiuo meto laiku graži Nusidažė gelsva spalva it pienė Malonu žaisti indėnu tarp gėlių Tačiau kažkoks neramus jaudulys suėmė Kai pamačiau raudoną dėmę Kai priėjau arčiau Jauna, maža katytė Aš ją "Kliudžiau"....
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Jan 24, 2021
Jan 24, 2021 at 6:18 AM UTC
Lithuanian: Gėlės ir katė
The art invention AI, the Allsay, I'll-gorithm, Aiaia ai let me say this is poetry, I did not write, but found enlightening: *dhe- *dhē-, Proto-Indo-European root meaning "to set, put." It forms all or part of: abdomen; abscond; affair; affect (v.1) "make a mental impression on;" affect (v.2) "make a pretense of;" affection; amplify; anathema; antithesis; apothecary; artifact; artifice; beatific; benefice; beneficence; beneficial; benefit; bibliothec; bodega; boutique; certify; chafe; chauffeur; comfit; condiment; confection; confetti; counterfeit; deed; deem; deface; defeasance; defeat; defect; deficient; difficulty; dignify; discomfit; do (v.); doom; -dom; duma; edifice; edify; efface; effect; efficacious; efficient; epithet; facade; face; facet; ****** -facient; facile; facilitate; facsimile; fact; faction (n.1) "political party;" -faction; factitious; factitive; factor; factory; factotum; faculty; fashion; feasible; feat; feature; feckless; fetish; -fic; fordo; forfeit; -fy; gratify; hacienda; hypothecate; hypothesis; incondite; indeed; infect; justify; malefactor; malfeasance; manufacture; metathesis; misfeasance; modify; mollify; multifarious; notify; nullify; office; officinal; omnifarious; orifice; parenthesis; perfect; petrify; pluperfect; pontifex; prefect; prima facie; proficient; profit; prosthesis; prothesis; purdah; putrefy; qualify; rarefy; recondite; rectify; refectory; sacrifice; salmagundi; samadhi; satisfy; sconce; suffice; sufficient; surface; surfeit; synthesis; tay; ticking (n.); theco-; thematic; theme; thesis; verify. It is the hypothetical source of/evidence for its existence is provided by: Sanskrit dadhati "puts, places;" Avestan dadaiti "he puts;" Old Persian ada "he made;" Hittite dai- "to place;" Greek tithenai "to put, set, place;" Latin facere "to make, do; perform; bring about;" Lithuanian dėti "to put;" Polish dziać się "to be happening;" Russian delat' "to do;" Old High German tuon, German tun, Old English don "t dondiddondondon just the facts.
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Mar 28, 2021
Mar 28, 2021 at 4:45 PM UTC
Just the facts, done did done done
The art invention AI, the Allsay, I'll-gorithm, Aiaia ai let me say this is poetry, I did not write, but found enlightening: *dhe- *dhē-, Proto-Indo-European root meaning "to set, put." It forms all or part of: abdomen; abscond; affair; affect (v.1) "make a mental impression on;" affect (v.2) "make a pretense of;" affection; amplify; anathema; antithesis; apothecary; artifact; artifice; beatific; benefice; beneficence; beneficial; benefit; bibliothec; bodega; boutique; certify; chafe; chauffeur; comfit; condiment; confection; confetti; counterfeit; deed; deem; deface; defeasance; defeat; defect; deficient; difficulty; dignify; discomfit; do (v.); doom; -dom; duma; edifice; edify; efface; effect; efficacious; efficient; epithet; facade; face; facet; ****** -facient; facile; facilitate; facsimile; fact; faction (n.1) "political party;" -faction; factitious; factitive; factor; factory; factotum; faculty; fashion; feasible; feat; feature; feckless; fetish; -fic; fordo; forfeit; -fy; gratify; hacienda; hypothecate; hypothesis; incondite; indeed; infect; justify; malefactor; malfeasance; manufacture; metathesis; misfeasance; modify; mollify; multifarious; notify; nullify; office; officinal; omnifarious; orifice; parenthesis; perfect; petrify; pluperfect; pontifex; prefect; prima facie; proficient; profit; prosthesis; prothesis; purdah; putrefy; qualify; rarefy; recondite; rectify; refectory; sacrifice; salmagundi; samadhi; satisfy; sconce; suffice; sufficient; surface; surfeit; synthesis; tay; ticking (n.); theco-; thematic; theme; thesis; verify. It is the hypothetical source of/evidence for its existence is provided by: Sanskrit dadhati "puts, places;" Avestan dadaiti "he puts;" Old Persian ada "he made;" Hittite dai- "to place;" Greek tithenai "to put, set, place;" Latin facere "to make, do; perform; bring about;" Lithuanian dėti "to put;" Polish dziać się "to be happening;" Russian delat' "to do;" Old High German tuon, German tun, Old English don "t dondiddondondon just the facts.
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amazingly, the tree i tried to hang myself on being cut down to less than a stump in my garden - has reemerged strong in my neighbour's garden, the one that keeps weeds, it's there right now, a healthy sprout about two metres high, yep, the same tree, it migrated - i guess a befitting gift - just like in the old days of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth and the acceptance of Jews and immunity from the bubonic plague in the Cracow region.
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Jul 3, 2016
Jul 3, 2016 at 8:35 AM UTC
tree
Žodis - Sijonas Jis. Flirtuoja kas su antra Vaikosi sijonų It be jų jam kiltų migrena Tai įprotis likęs nuo mažens Kai mama jo vengė namuos Per daug jis priminė palikusį tėvą Todėl neleido kibtis už skverno medžiagos Vaikas nepažinęs meilės užaugo Jo nepastovumą pateisina vaikystė Tačiau ratas tęsiasi Nes vienoje iš jo turėtų merginų Prasidėjo nauja gyvybė...
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Jan 22, 2021
Jan 22, 2021 at 2:25 AM UTC
Lithuanian: Sijonas
Žodis :Apopleksija – kraujo išsiliejimas į galvos smegenis, sukeliantis paralyžių. Parazitas pro akį patekęs Nesukrečia taip žmogau kaip tu Nemuša iš kasdienio ritmo Blogiausiu atveju - nužudo sykiu Tai bjaurus užkratas, aš tikiu Vidinė žaizda, gal apopleksija Tai ne kilnus dalykas Kuris kūriniuose vadinamas meile Ne, neteršk jos švento vardo Duok kitą pavadinimą šiai ligai greitai Neleisk manęs kankintis Būti pavyzdžiu tragedijai Išvis pribaik mane Nes melstis Dievui pradėjau Niekada nebuvau pamaldi/us Tačiau tokį likimą man nulėmei Jei nebūčiau sutikusi/ęs Tavęs tą žiemos dieną Gal vienintelis kandus skausmas Būtų dėl gruodžio šalnos mėnesienoje
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Jan 21, 2021
Jan 21, 2021 at 2:10 PM UTC
Lithuanian - Apopleksija
Aš begalybę kaip riestainį suvalgysiu Apsuksiu kelis kartus aplink pirštą Ir pašokusi toli į visatą nuskrisiu Palikusi trupinių taką tirštą
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Feb 1, 2021
Feb 1, 2021 at 6:38 AM UTC
Lithuanian: Riestainis
Part African American and related to Hilkesealase related to Hugh Hefner related to whatever part Lithuanian and royal Lithuania blood part German part Cherokee Indian maybe part Polish and part English part Mexican part South American maybe some middle eastern blood part English maybe and part Irish
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Sep 10, 2019
Sep 10, 2019 at 2:15 PM UTC
My bloodline so far as I knowfrom the internet andfrom what my parents told meand other sources