"lek" poems
At the money table, Cain and Abel, Abraham and Isaac,
And neither one cares how you’ll pay as long as it is not a check,
Brassy appendages obversely curl to abruptly angular truncated legs-upon-his-lek,
And the proof of who he represents hangs weightily about his Plouton neck,
See the cotton-wafer stacks shuffled as bricks in rows to the translucent deck,
The waiver now giving its woe whence once wished-for upon the Great Molech?
Mr. crooked hook-nose at his compose will take on any bet,
As Sheol will have it, many lament, being in his debt,
A Canaan cursed and tribal descendant, the relative of Set.
For with misery and suffering well you get what you beget!
Jun 14, 2016
Jun 14, 2016 at 3:42 PM UTC
dat betch iz out of mi liek 4 gud & out of mi baez lief bc she a sloot & nu 1 lek hur & she st00pid & sh3 tri 2 taek me bae but she didmt taek him & ily bae
Nov 12, 2014
Nov 12, 2014 at 3:07 PM UTC
skuld
skuld
skuldenaar
dit suis vanaand
in tolbos tale
rond-en-wind-ge-foeter
oor ‘n dor doer pad
‘n uitgestrekte stoftong
lek geraamtes
tot aan die silwer koppies
in die Klein Karoo se maan
skuld
skuld
skuld–in–aar
is Ma ‘n vreemdeling
wat staan en tee drink
in ‘n ander vrou
se blou kombuis
skuld
skuld
skuld–in–haar
al starend na die krake
weerspieël die vensterglas
‘n aarde broos
verbrokkel
maar
die reën sal kom
my kind
die reën sal kom
profeteer die roes–rooi wolke
al loeiend in die wind
sal Ma staan
onmiskenbaar
soos ongetemde buffelsgras
gewortel en gegrond
Jul 12, 2016
Jul 12, 2016 at 6:22 AM UTC
et id me borfday toodai
we ar so happi dso bee 16 yodqay
we wouldn lik to t6hank qaqdam rylander
he had ben a grayt heelp
i wood lek jew also fank solari
he liked mee pomes and amde me go trending
if yoo cood chair dis wev ur frends and mak me famoos
i wood be appy
Sep 12, 2017
Sep 12, 2017 at 12:35 PM UTC
Pomrčina…
Samo se belasaju razigrane kozice,
vetrić dlaku im njiše.
Njihov miris
fajta moj njuh u noći,
tražim čizme rudarske
moje,
al’ nema ih ni za lek!
A ja u pomrčini osećam vaš strah,
vaš veseli strah
i čujem vaše slabašno brečanje,
o, kozice moje, cupkate ko mlada,
čujem kako vam nožice po
vlažnom tlu žudno biju.
Da utehu nađem,
boli da me minu,
kad nežno se protegne niz dolinu
meeeeeee…
S praskozorjem bi vam se prikrao,
al’ čizama mi nema!
Ah, moja najgrđa mora
u sutonu htenja,
ništa moje večno bilo nije,
ni za Novu godinu pihtije!
Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC
(The Greater Prairie Chicken: a grouse of open grassland, is known for its mating dance. Males display together in a communal lek, where they raise ear-like feathers above their heads, inflate orange sacs on the sides of their throats, and stutter-step around while making a deep hooting moan.)
So how you gonna keep ‘em
Down on the farm after they’d seen Paree?
After “displaying together” in
Their own private lek--
Communal though it was.
It’s May in Hemetucky.
I just got back from my
Twilight constitutional,
As Truman called it.
Harry—since I was born in 1949—
Tribute for my first Commander-in-Chief.
The moon was misted,
More than half full,
Myself half in the bag,
As they say.
As you know by know,
I live in one of those gated,
Golf-coursed, over-55
Lunatic Asylums,
A communal lek, as they say.
I’m stutter schlepping around the block
In my pajamas remembering that big sign,
So full of promise--ACTIVE SENIORS—
A veritable sexually promiscuous
Welcome Mat.
I made an assumption, you see,
That children of the 60s grown old
Would relish a life of legal **** in a
Gated sanctuary with hours upon hours of
“Let’s Hide the Pepperoni.”
I knew I missed those years,
That era of bra-burning &
Birth Control.
“Girls Gone Wild,”
Wonton ******* & *******
A bowl of Won-Ton carnality:
Wild abandon, mature ladies,
Their ******* in a ***
At the bottom of their purse,
(Thank you, Joan Osborne)
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Yet, I languish here
Here in the now,
Having shown my cards too often.
After 10 years here no woman
Takes me seriously,
Given my unserious reputation,
Not to be taken seriously.
Which explains why I spend
So much of my time in Italy
Lately.
May 6, 2017
May 6, 2017 at 12:17 AM UTC
What Would You do...
if I spelt like dis?
if I spawk lek des?
if I drrooonneeedd lliiiikkkeee tthhhiiissss?
if I SCREAMED LIKE THIS?
if I talkedlikethis?
if I didn't say anything at all?
We are all equal, open your eyes.
Jun 15, 2012
Jun 15, 2012 at 11:33 PM UTC
we’re all the same
i am like my dad
i am like my mum and siblings
i am not a dweeb or freak
i am a cool party dude
who loves to party hardy won’t stardy
i am never tardy, in fact, i am a smart a lek
i am the coolest dude in canberra
but i am an adult who really loves to party
a big man sat next to me with his big tattoos and said
hows ti going mate, you have a few great tattoos on ya, don’t ya fella
he said yeah mate i have, i am here to be tough, mate
i am here, mate to have fun, with beer coke and spirits, mate
i will mix you beloved coke with bourbon and get ******
we like to party we like to party
all day and all night
i party on and don’t wanna fight
cause, i am a nice person, a good bloke, so to speak
i never want to fall in a heap
my old best mates don’t wanna be my mates anymore
i mucked with them, cause i and they were cool, i was a little young dude
i hated the mates, who wanted me to fight, i can’t stand fighting, i am nice
my mate pat helped me, he was like a second daddy to me, i liked that dude, where is he
i asked pat to go to a nightclub, the firehouse, and blind beggars and private bin and hungry horse
i went to *** black to pl;ay a computer game, yeah i was radically awesome
look what i done, i fooled my dad and my mum, cause why do they treat me like them
get that stupid guy who nicked my lunch out of my head, unless he treats me like a little young dude
for i am reformed now, i don’t stare wrongly anymore
i still call patrick my best mate, ok, dad was weird, ok
but we’re all the same
Feb 22, 2015
Feb 22, 2015 at 5:56 AM UTC