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"lactose" poems
A widespread condition related to nutrition is lactose intolerance that is in essence the inability to digest and assimilate the milk sugar-lactose-the substrate that is acted upon by lactase- the specific enzyme over a period of time. This may happen suddenly and generally at any age most unexpectedly. Lactose intolerance is caused by the absence of the enzyme lactase that breaks down lactose to the simple sugars- glucose and galactose. The condition may be secondary,  congenital, or developmental. Secondary lactose intolerance invariably has its occurrence related to a gastrointestinal infection and its disappearance is linked to the causative factor’s correction. This type of intolerance- (certainly a nuisance) is reversible if we are a bit careful. Congenital lactose intolerance, an inherited form of intolerance, is a rare genetic  abnormality that one can unearth soon after an infant’s birth. This need not cause any fear as it lasts only half a year. Developmental lactose intolerance also known as primary  intolerance is one wherein the enzyme synthesis is progressively less during childhood and this persists into adulthood. Gita Ashok 24/10/2011, 2 pm
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Oct 24, 2011
Oct 24, 2011 at 4:58 AM UTC
Lactose Intolerance
partying got old in a hurry. it aged like milk that was bought a few days before expiration. and I'm lactose intolerant anyway, why the **** am I drinking this? I'm looking for something more mature, that becomes ripe with the passage of time, like 50 year old scotch. and I'm an alcoholic anyway, why isn't there a bottle in my hand? overwhelmed with the thought of you drinking anything with anyone else while I sit here alone and sip another cup of coffee, with only the wind to keep me company. and even he doesn't stay for long.
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Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 2:46 AM UTC
stay
She is My cream nicotine The Surging through our blues The fluidity of divinity Juxtapose Whoever said love was easy… Yeah 'Ol Chap, they Sure had it right, Because no man or lady can ever Subtract Once their hue has mixed it can never go back. 2 Whipped Cream and Other Delights. And why would you? The dregs are bitter, The milk too sweet. If you water it down then All flavor retreats Life is just better off Bitter-Sweet, Cream never asks coffee On how it should mix Why do we attempt these liquid alchemy tricks? The intrusion is dilution of the Makers choice Through imperfection comes the lesson Learned perception with each sip The air red dried truth The Words stuck to the lips Tasters Digest the last drink drips Yet I question why I am so subject to infusion Her meaningful quips Why we attempt these liquid alchemy tricks? Still I question why I am so subject to the infusion of Her Dips Sometimes I call it Love Sometimes I call it Quits For You My Dear Let's Cheers Another Grip of Seared Buds and Belly Aches and Lactose Licorice So Pour Another! while the Argument still in Air and While Dilutions of gratification Grind into Frothy Despair
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May 25, 2015
May 25, 2015 at 8:13 PM UTC
Cream Nicotine
I want cheesey garlic bread! alas, it's all that's in my head- and if lactose I could tolerate, this might not be such a debate. though I'm sure my body could conform, but it's taken this long to reform! from the **** and mucus that is dairy, that will surely turn your knuckles hairy. I'll eat a piece of gluten toast, for it only makes my tummy bloat, but from cheese I must stay far away, unless I want my **** to spray. it's a sign, I think, that my body rejects such a harmful product, my body protects but god ****** I want garlic bread, the cheesey kind, it's in my head...
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Dec 11, 2012
Dec 11, 2012 at 1:30 AM UTC
I want cheesey garlic bread
- Ode to food .  Barbecue Ribs ;  I Swear If Youu Were a person  youu'd Have a Crown .  You'd Be The Queen of your town .  Youu make Other Foods Envy Youu Because of your delicious Barbeque  Sauce And Your Juicy Meat .  Youu got fans because Your who their mouth wants to meet .  Ice cream ;  Your cold ,  But you never get old .  Everyone Loves Youu ,Your Like Your Heaven sent . Everyone Loves you Exept For the lactose - intolerant .    You come in different flavors ,  Your served in different Dishes ,  You have different Toppings ,  The one thing people Is Scared To do to youu is dropping .  Youu melt down people's Throat ,  Filling them with joy .  Youu make babys Wanna leave their favorite toy .  Chips ;  Crunchy ,  Munchy .  Who Dosnt Eat Youu ?  Like , I mean everyone Likes you new .  Your so fly .  Not literaly Fly .  Thats Apparently a lie ,  Its Obvious  you cant fly .  Your different .  Youu Come differently ..  Your so good they clone youu Continuesly .  Chicken ;  Youu had to die  To Satisfy .  Youu do Good to my stomach ,  Make Me Feel good .  Your so good .  Youu Can even be barbequed ,  Your so good i wanna play a harp for youu . You Can Be Boiled Too .  But I Dont Like you like that , Eww . Candy ;  Your so dandy .  You Come In Different Varieties .  Skittles , M&MS; Even Jelly beans .  Who dont love youu , i mean Youu That Babie .  Everyone love youu Exept People with Diabetes .  This Is My Ode Too Food .  Food That Taste M-m-m Good .
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Jul 3, 2012
Jul 3, 2012 at 1:50 AM UTC
Ode to food
- Ode to food .  Barbecue Ribs ;  I Swear If Youu Were a person  youu'd Have a Crown .  You'd Be The Queen of your town .  Youu make Other Foods Envy Youu Because of your delicious Barbeque  Sauce And Your Juicy Meat .  Youu got fans because Your who their mouth wants to meet .  Ice cream ;  Your cold ,  But you never get old .  Everyone Loves Youu ,Your Like Your Heaven sent . Everyone Loves you Exept For the lactose - intolerant .    You come in different flavors ,  Your served in different Dishes ,  You have different Toppings ,  The one thing people Is Scared To do to youu is dropping .  Youu melt down people's Throat ,  Filling them with joy .  Youu make babys Wanna leave their favorite toy .  Chips ;  Crunchy ,  Munchy .  Who Dosnt Eat Youu ?  Like , I mean everyone Likes you new .  Your so fly .  Not literaly Fly .  Thats Apparently a lie ,  Its Obvious  you cant fly .  Your different .  Youu Come differently ..  Your so good they clone youu Continuesly .  Chicken ;  Youu had to die  To Satisfy .  Youu do Good to my stomach ,  Make Me Feel good .  Your so good .  Youu Can even be barbequed ,  Your so good i wanna play a harp for youu . You Can Be Boiled Too .  But I Dont Like you like that , Eww . Candy ;  Your so dandy .  You Come In Different Varieties .  Skittles , M&MS; Even Jelly beans .  Who dont love youu , i mean Youu That Babie .  Everyone love youu Exept People with Diabetes .  This Is My Ode Too Food .  Food That Taste M-m-m Good .
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.simone biles (the gymnast)...                  miles davis (the trumpet guy)...      must be black privilege; wasn't there a movie... starring woody harrelson and wesley snipes? you sure? i thought it was called: white men can't jump... sure as **** ****** can sing church gospel! how's that for privilege?     if you're going to culturally box, and repeatedly punch below the belt... you're quiet likely going to get a reaction... i have an acne wart growing on my *** the size of a cauliflower, it's itchy my brain, it's differentiating between agitate and: lying back... i guess the excess of... look... you may have the excess melanin...     i have lactose tolerance... we're even?!    no?   so how come some smurf, some European hobbit shackle your N.B.A. Goliath(s)?! explain that one to me... if these people were so cock-unsure... how they **** did they tame the Zulu Apache Goliath bodybuilders?!   what the **** i already said, and it was proven... IQ... i don't like it...      but i'm pretty sure that the whites **** more people in terrorist attacks than... camel-jockeys...          it took 3 or over three... to perform the Bataclan Massacre... three... the third of the IQ that required a Breivik...    130 in France... dissociated among 3 attackers that gorged on testicles after the spree... fun, fun fun fun... like: you're trying to say that without irony...     and how many in Norway?     77... i only look at the IQ of killers... so... what's the ratio?     77 / 1    130 / 3 = 43...          like i said... low IQ...               you really want your little racial insurrection? you'll have it, don't worry.. i'll just the narrative...   must be black privy... if you can mash up a jazz compos., right?                 crackers read from a prepared script... you ******* just, "improvise"...           rapping contra talking... **** come to think of it... ******* boys took it too far from your Oreos...            like... too much drums... not enough wind, or strings... too much drumming... pulverizing the ears with drum & bass and what not... if i wasn't deaf prior, i'm deaf by now; ******* boy to Oreo woo-oo-oops boy; same **** different cover.
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Nov 2, 2018
Nov 2, 2018 at 9:42 PM UTC
you want war, you'll have your war: came an Oreo for every *******
.simone biles (the gymnast)...                  miles davis (the trumpet guy)...      must be black privilege; wasn't there a movie... starring woody harrelson and wesley snipes? you sure? i thought it was called: white men can't jump... sure as **** ****** can sing church gospel! how's that for privilege?     if you're going to culturally box, and repeatedly punch below the belt... you're quiet likely going to get a reaction... i have an acne wart growing on my *** the size of a cauliflower, it's itchy my brain, it's differentiating between agitate and: lying back... i guess the excess of... look... you may have the excess melanin...     i have lactose tolerance... we're even?!    no?   so how come some smurf, some European hobbit shackle your N.B.A. Goliath(s)?! explain that one to me... if these people were so cock-unsure... how they **** did they tame the Zulu Apache Goliath bodybuilders?!   what the **** i already said, and it was proven... IQ... i don't like it...      but i'm pretty sure that the whites **** more people in terrorist attacks than... camel-jockeys...          it took 3 or over three... to perform the Bataclan Massacre... three... the third of the IQ that required a Breivik...    130 in France... dissociated among 3 attackers that gorged on testicles after the spree... fun, fun fun fun... like: you're trying to say that without irony...     and how many in Norway?     77... i only look at the IQ of killers... so... what's the ratio?     77 / 1    130 / 3 = 43...          like i said... low IQ...               you really want your little racial insurrection? you'll have it, don't worry.. i'll just the narrative...   must be black privy... if you can mash up a jazz compos., right?                 crackers read from a prepared script... you ******* just, "improvise"...           rapping contra talking... **** come to think of it... ******* boys took it too far from your Oreos...            like... too much drums... not enough wind, or strings... too much drumming... pulverizing the ears with drum & bass and what not... if i wasn't deaf prior, i'm deaf by now; ******* boy to Oreo woo-oo-oops boy; same **** different cover.
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my body rejects milk I wish it rejected your lies
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Apr 18, 2014
Apr 18, 2014 at 1:23 PM UTC
lactose intolerance
Oh, Lac Operon, gene cluster great, you code for enzymes three, but only if Lactose in the cell arrives to set you free. Lac Z, Lac A, Lac Y: these genes would be expressed yet a crafty protein from gene I keeps you so repressed. Binding to the Operator, I’s Repressor keeps you capped. Do not despair—Lactose saves you from this cruel Repressor trap, for Lactose turns the Repressor off, giving you the space to make galactosidase, transacetylase, and lactose permease. Then Polymerase binds the Promoter, and the Lac genes have their day. yet alas! They break down Lactose, taking your savior away. When Lactose is gone, the Repressor binds and causes you to freeze, so Operon, to live again, you must find more milk and cheese.
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Apr 29, 2014
Apr 29, 2014 at 9:08 AM UTC
The Lac Operon
Last night, I spent 45 minutes In the bathroom Because my doctor Told me I needed more Calcium in my diet. He says calcium Will make my bones strong, And if I want to grow up To be as big as my dad Than a hefty glass of milk Should do the trick. I'm lactose intolerant. But to this day I wonder, Is calcium the culprit? When an infant's bones Are crushed by tanks, And all that is left Is the dust, That you wipe away With the palm of your Blood-stained hand, On an unmarked grave Too old to remember, But it keeps on Coming back. Back to a time Where potential meant The possibility of Developmental potency. Not the supposedly High capacity for Danger. Like the flowers In the spring, Build their spine From our breath; Change is the Life in our blood. The minute an Eighteen year old's Parent's swallow the fire Of an IED 6,032 miles away, Believing their child fought for, Change. Verb. To make or become different. Verb. To give or get foreign money in exchange for: Verb. To remove a ***** diaper from a baby and replace it with a gun. Where do you run to? When sleep is the only place In a thousand miles where you can find God. When rest is the only peace you haven't felt since they said the war is finally over. When dreams Are the memories Of your children’s Stardust When you Can’t adjust To the lack of future Freedom liberated From materialism When no Dictionary Has your definition of Change. Noun. Something you find in your pocket. Verb. Something you find in yourself. Change, Is not something You can touch; But it's something You should want To feel.
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May 11, 2015
May 11, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC
The Price of Milk (Change)
Last night, I spent 45 minutes In the bathroom Because my doctor Told me I needed more Calcium in my diet. He says calcium Will make my bones strong, And if I want to grow up To be as big as my dad Than a hefty glass of milk Should do the trick. I'm lactose intolerant. But to this day I wonder, Is calcium the culprit? When an infant's bones Are crushed by tanks, And all that is left Is the dust, That you wipe away With the palm of your Blood-stained hand, On an unmarked grave Too old to remember, But it keeps on Coming back. Back to a time Where potential meant The possibility of Developmental potency. Not the supposedly High capacity for Danger. Like the flowers In the spring, Build their spine From our breath; Change is the Life in our blood. The minute an Eighteen year old's Parent's swallow the fire Of an IED 6,032 miles away, Believing their child fought for, Change. Verb. To make or become different. Verb. To give or get foreign money in exchange for: Verb. To remove a ***** diaper from a baby and replace it with a gun. Where do you run to? When sleep is the only place In a thousand miles where you can find God. When rest is the only peace you haven't felt since they said the war is finally over. When dreams Are the memories Of your children’s Stardust When you Can’t adjust To the lack of future Freedom liberated From materialism When no Dictionary Has your definition of Change. Noun. Something you find in your pocket. Verb. Something you find in yourself. Change, Is not something You can touch; But it's something You should want To feel.
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'bury me,' i say, 'god, stop choking, ******* bury me,' lay me to rest with the other dead things in the garden i spit in the ground to make it special i want you to eat me i want a lot of things (i want you to eat me, among other things like the dead bodies sewn into my ribs, and the carcass at your feet--i want you to eat me, and enjoy it) i taste like royalty are you satisfied? are you satisfied? are you satisfied? im still awake after all this time,holy and undead (or just unholy and dead;but what i meant to say was, 'i still love you') today i will tear my stockings i don't want a dead lover i just want to be dead this time tomorrow i will have forgotten, i swear, or i promise, or something god you're beautiful and other sentiments (are you satisfied? are you satisfied? are you satisfied? why the **** are you here you're not special its ok, i scratched out my own eyes years ago) god you're beautiful when you're dead and other sentiments im not a corpse im a cufflink another one for the tally mark sweethearts and the milk carton crying downstairs i tell you i feel fine but im still drooling it doesn't change anything i say, 'i wanna bleed out' and you say, 'i love you too,' and you stab me in the jugular
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Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 8:56 PM UTC
lactose intolerant
THIS **** ******* ***** You have deleted every profile picture and cover photo with us in it, Ten times out of Ten you changed your laptop background of all the pictures of us, Forgot the song that you gave us 3 years ago, changed your cell phone background, deleted the cell phone pictures, Go to sleep without thinking a bit about me, Talk about me casually to people like I pretty much don’t ******* exist, And to top it all off, You are probably the happiest you’ve ever been. Like our relationship was nothing but handcuffs of burden you were dying to break out of. I guess my lies and stupid decisions were memory cards large enough to completely erase all of our past data - How is this so easy for you? How is walking around campus easy for you? How is going home alone easy for you? How is cooking alone easy for you? How is sleeping alone easy for you? We have marked our forevers on every inch of this 25,000 populated resident. I can’t go 3 feet without remembering a time where we were here, and there, and EVERYWHERE. How we held hands on every speck of the sidewalks, How our favorite bus seat is now unoccupied, And our short cuts that weren’t really short cuts, just flatter ground to walk on because you were so lazy to walk that way is now a ghost filled alley of “I don’t give a **** What also ***** is I still do all of your habits. Like put my sides of food on top of one another. Or how I turn off the lights when I leave a room, Or how I now buy that Gain powdery washing stuff for my clothes Or how I turn off the sink when I’m brushing my teeth, AND how even though I am not lactose intolerant like you are, I STILL BUY LACTAID MILK! WHY?! I DON’T ******* KNOW! My mom always told me I will learn everything the hard way. I guess I wasn’t meant to get my first real relationship right the first time around. Heartbreak. I would rather wish for God to come take back his Saints but leave me on earth’s dying wasteland than this. I feel like I am wasting my time saving myself for that hint of what if called, faith but then doubt comes along and says, She’s gone. She’s never coming back. Ever. Move. On. It’s so hard for me. What harder is that I know it’s easy for you.
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Aug 22, 2014
Aug 22, 2014 at 7:55 PM UTC
BREAK-UP RANT
THIS **** ******* ***** You have deleted every profile picture and cover photo with us in it, Ten times out of Ten you changed your laptop background of all the pictures of us, Forgot the song that you gave us 3 years ago, changed your cell phone background, deleted the cell phone pictures, Go to sleep without thinking a bit about me, Talk about me casually to people like I pretty much don’t ******* exist, And to top it all off, You are probably the happiest you’ve ever been. Like our relationship was nothing but handcuffs of burden you were dying to break out of. I guess my lies and stupid decisions were memory cards large enough to completely erase all of our past data - How is this so easy for you? How is walking around campus easy for you? How is going home alone easy for you? How is cooking alone easy for you? How is sleeping alone easy for you? We have marked our forevers on every inch of this 25,000 populated resident. I can’t go 3 feet without remembering a time where we were here, and there, and EVERYWHERE. How we held hands on every speck of the sidewalks, How our favorite bus seat is now unoccupied, And our short cuts that weren’t really short cuts, just flatter ground to walk on because you were so lazy to walk that way is now a ghost filled alley of “I don’t give a **** What also ***** is I still do all of your habits. Like put my sides of food on top of one another. Or how I turn off the lights when I leave a room, Or how I now buy that Gain powdery washing stuff for my clothes Or how I turn off the sink when I’m brushing my teeth, AND how even though I am not lactose intolerant like you are, I STILL BUY LACTAID MILK! WHY?! I DON’T ******* KNOW! My mom always told me I will learn everything the hard way. I guess I wasn’t meant to get my first real relationship right the first time around. Heartbreak. I would rather wish for God to come take back his Saints but leave me on earth’s dying wasteland than this. I feel like I am wasting my time saving myself for that hint of what if called, faith but then doubt comes along and says, She’s gone. She’s never coming back. Ever. Move. On. It’s so hard for me. What harder is that I know it’s easy for you.
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everyone is complaining I dont know why but bæ is gone the cat's wearing a tie Delaney needs to die im eating lots of chocolate bæ left me with Delaney and I'm lactose intolerant
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Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC
Bæ part two
Memories: the back and forth trajectories the internal out-of-sync in-sync directories of treasured moments, of pleasantries and the reviled relived accessories of treachery. My memory is pitted with chasms like Swiss Cheese the phantom dreams of being hit by a car in a winters bite the realities of unconsciousness and brain spasms the fathoms baffles in batches and waves of breaches disfigured features like a frosted window caked in creatures burrowed and riddled like a parasite in the spite of night. By the time id got to hospital id forgotten my own name fortunately I had a gas bill in my pocket which hadn't freed itself while being violently hurled over the red car bonnet and it became the one and only evidence that I even existed even though the A & E nurse insisted and persisted on asking questions: my address, date of birth, blood type, emergency contact - like Id have it tattooed on my body like a scene from Memento amid the voices in crescendo and brain-damage thumping techno. That was a few years ago, or was it, I couldn't be sure now but some days I forget what I did in the morning so I just have to live for the moment somehow the memories like Swiss Cheese constantly morphing to the piped tune of the cerebral banshee buzzing in my left ear like a perpetual honey bee makes me wonder though; I am lactose and diary free - the dominant dietary preponderant some modernistic conglomerate causing ultimate lethargy. Does this mean if recollections are like Swiss Cheese I am intolerant to memories?
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Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 12:31 PM UTC
Swiss Cheese
Memories: the back and forth trajectories the internal out-of-sync in-sync directories of treasured moments, of pleasantries and the reviled relived accessories of treachery. My memory is pitted with chasms like Swiss Cheese the phantom dreams of being hit by a car in a winters bite the realities of unconsciousness and brain spasms the fathoms baffles in batches and waves of breaches disfigured features like a frosted window caked in creatures burrowed and riddled like a parasite in the spite of night. By the time id got to hospital id forgotten my own name fortunately I had a gas bill in my pocket which hadn't freed itself while being violently hurled over the red car bonnet and it became the one and only evidence that I even existed even though the A & E nurse insisted and persisted on asking questions: my address, date of birth, blood type, emergency contact - like Id have it tattooed on my body like a scene from Memento amid the voices in crescendo and brain-damage thumping techno. That was a few years ago, or was it, I couldn't be sure now but some days I forget what I did in the morning so I just have to live for the moment somehow the memories like Swiss Cheese constantly morphing to the piped tune of the cerebral banshee buzzing in my left ear like a perpetual honey bee makes me wonder though; I am lactose and diary free - the dominant dietary preponderant some modernistic conglomerate causing ultimate lethargy. Does this mean if recollections are like Swiss Cheese I am intolerant to memories?
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.oh... hi y'all: or rather - how did i find this in the noun Ohio?       i guess after watching the disaster artist   and no having watched the room... the tetragrammaton is so glaring to me in the English tongue, i might as well be a reincarnation of Belshazzar (but not really... because, to me, reincarnation implies       a fixed number of people... and an mingling of solipsism from philosophy, and NPC from the gaming world... no, i can't believe in reincarnation... saving grace of the Hindus? they're not lactose intolerant; boogie-woogie-boo-woo ooh things are turning, freak-y... why is that a Y and not an E? see... the tetragrammaton is glaring at me... like an ***** protruding phallus with the added "flavor" of a circumcision snippet... me? i'm fine... no snippet...     i can **** off as much as i like and not feel stupid - or catholic, about it, having, in my possession, an unsheathed "sword"). p.s. it really is the case of circumcising men as a procreational motivation, no ******** on you... plenty of ******** on her... and how the east meets the west... back in the east i'd be a blessing... over 'ere? i'm a walking abortion... a nuisance... something you send off to fight in incestuous... here's my 100 year closure celebration: V! like the Welsh longbow men... up yours! who? in the 100 year war... the French would cut off the... **** index or middle finger? they would cut off one of the fingers of the Welsh longbow men... so they could fire an arrow... P.O.W.s... so the Welsh longbow men came up with V... a salute to the French... up yours! i still have mine! hence? i don't feel ****** jerking off... too bad, ol' chap, you've been given an incentive to find your missing ******** in a woman's ***** sorry... i actually feel sorry for you having this imposed on you... the missing caftan / hood and all... sometimes i wondered: does she even know what she's doing performing ******** on me? maybe i could cut my torso off and show her how to do it? in the east i'd be a godsend, but in the west i'm an embarrassment... great in tissue... greater still in pointless wars... auxiliary pageant... sure sure... glorify the women... last time i heard my ex-girlfriend gave birth to her fourth child... her fourth daughter... i seriously should have been born a ******* Mongol.
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Nov 12, 2018
Nov 12, 2018 at 6:47 PM UTC
V
.oh... hi y'all: or rather - how did i find this in the noun Ohio?       i guess after watching the disaster artist   and no having watched the room... the tetragrammaton is so glaring to me in the English tongue, i might as well be a reincarnation of Belshazzar (but not really... because, to me, reincarnation implies       a fixed number of people... and an mingling of solipsism from philosophy, and NPC from the gaming world... no, i can't believe in reincarnation... saving grace of the Hindus? they're not lactose intolerant; boogie-woogie-boo-woo ooh things are turning, freak-y... why is that a Y and not an E? see... the tetragrammaton is glaring at me... like an ***** protruding phallus with the added "flavor" of a circumcision snippet... me? i'm fine... no snippet...     i can **** off as much as i like and not feel stupid - or catholic, about it, having, in my possession, an unsheathed "sword"). p.s. it really is the case of circumcising men as a procreational motivation, no ******** on you... plenty of ******** on her... and how the east meets the west... back in the east i'd be a blessing... over 'ere? i'm a walking abortion... a nuisance... something you send off to fight in incestuous... here's my 100 year closure celebration: V! like the Welsh longbow men... up yours! who? in the 100 year war... the French would cut off the... **** index or middle finger? they would cut off one of the fingers of the Welsh longbow men... so they could fire an arrow... P.O.W.s... so the Welsh longbow men came up with V... a salute to the French... up yours! i still have mine! hence? i don't feel ****** jerking off... too bad, ol' chap, you've been given an incentive to find your missing ******** in a woman's ***** sorry... i actually feel sorry for you having this imposed on you... the missing caftan / hood and all... sometimes i wondered: does she even know what she's doing performing ******** on me? maybe i could cut my torso off and show her how to do it? in the east i'd be a godsend, but in the west i'm an embarrassment... great in tissue... greater still in pointless wars... auxiliary pageant... sure sure... glorify the women... last time i heard my ex-girlfriend gave birth to her fourth child... her fourth daughter... i seriously should have been born a ******* Mongol.
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You told me my words were like cold, sweet milk, flowing so elegantly into your mouth on a hot summer's day. But, I guess, somewhere along the way, you became lactose intolerant. (d.d.b)
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Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC
Why We Stopped Talking
I am the creamy glass of milk you've stolen from the easterners gods you're hastily slurping down "for my own good". Willing myself to turn sour in your mouth. Begging you to spit me out, because I'd rather be anywhere other than splashing around your rotten yellowed teeth. Mindful of the approaching date you've slapped on my side, robbing me of my cured potential, so rich and golden. As I'm sliding down your throat I cheers to hoping I curdle your stomach, like you've curdled mine.
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Nov 28, 2015
Nov 28, 2015 at 2:31 PM UTC
Lactose Intolerant
why do i have to be a dog for my cats? the male one is teasing my neighbour's dog... the dog starts barking, doesn't stop... so i start barking... a dismembered word rough with a range of neared onomatopoeias... i hate barking, it never sounds like a dog... more like a dinosaur... Ra! (a name for a roar), a tongue's trill at the bookie's in-between... i hate barking... or like at the chemists, an old man and me, i had the seat, asked if he wanted it, he said no, we were both waiting for a prescription... 'well, if you're not taking it i'll stand with you in show of solidarity' my arms folded like a pigeon or a crow strutting... well, if he ain't going to sit i'm not going to sit either.... there you go, solidarity, **** Wałensa... mushy mushy overgrown moustache nozzle... brr brr... do the motorboat of oral *** like you're expressing shrivelling watching the northern lights! yep, got you... selfie taken... now make a pose for Lactose Falls of the waterfalls from your eyeing ******* yep... that's a happy couple... take two! no, you ******* go off and wait in the tourists' queue like the other 100 ******* did politely.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 11:48 AM UTC
barking
there is no blood rush in this, there is no heel-over-tit worship, waiting like an obedient dog we are getting old, coma- tose, we are getting more lace-like and fragile as we go go go races and heavy everyday footfalls, good practice for when we lose our legs
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Mar 24, 2013
Mar 24, 2013 at 3:49 PM UTC
no use crying over spilt milk, unless you're lactose intolerant.
I am reminded of the cliché "It hit me like a freight train." But honestly, have you ever seen a freight train? Those things make a **** ton of noise, They're absolutely ginormous, And they're not that fast. You would have to be blind, deaf, and ******* stupid to get hit by one. So no, the pain doesn't hit like a freight train. It hits like a avalanche. You're just sitting there, minding your own business When suddenly, you begin to feel the thunderous roar. Before you even realize what's about to happen You're engulfed in the crippling agony, keeled over, begging for death. All this because you wanted some ice cream.
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Sep 9, 2011
Sep 9, 2011 at 11:39 AM UTC
Lactose Intolerance
I have this neighbor. Her name is Michelle. All I want is for her To come over some night & Lick Cool Whip off my ***** Is that so bad? Is that so wrong?
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Jun 24, 2017
Jun 24, 2017 at 3:35 PM UTC
"Lactose Intolerance"
My calico looks like the Lion of Judah preamble her deftness with cooked chicken and a sprinkling of lactose Poor dear , perfect though she is we all have our travails. I am finding it hard to believe age does not make her wary in fact shes grows deeper into her role A totem and a sustainer curled up in the one.
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Jun 11, 2012
Jun 11, 2012 at 2:59 PM UTC
Jennifer - the farmer's cat
The moment you traveled back to me, I couldn't love you the same. I couldn't pick up, just where you left off, or even couldn't start it all over again. There wasn't any beginning or end to it. I couldn't move, it suffocated me. I couldn't care less, how she was holding you then. I couldn't find the same old you. And you weren't my treasure trove of tenderness anymore. I felt as if my love was temporary, maybe it was. You tell me it's all the same, the daisies you planted, the walls we painted, the smell of my hair, though its new red color glare. The night-light I bought, the candles you got. The books that you read, the ones I'd like to keep. And you still like to smell them in indeed. The places we navigated, the ones awaited. The moments we collected, the ones enlisted. you still hate socializing, and humans aren't my special liking. You're lactose intolerant, but love ice-creams. And for me, ice-creams are eminent. But lovers lie, don't they?
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Nov 3, 2018
Nov 3, 2018 at 10:58 AM UTC
Lovers and lies.
do you know when you've had a really long day, and you stop at the grocery store to buy dinner, and you don't really want to cook so you go to the deli section and you think, I could go for some cheese tonight, so you head to the fridge carousel and you pick up some cheddar and it says it's been aged for two years and it looks pretty tender and you think, This is some nice cheese, but as you put it in your basket you see another cheese and it's gouda and it's smoked and you think, Gouda? I hadn't even thought about gouda, so then you think about gouda and you start to notice all these other kinds of cheeses and you see that the gouda is lactose free and even though you're not lactose intolerant that somehow intrigues you, and you don't know a lot about cheese so you think maybe it's because gouda comes from goats not cows and then you think How come people aren't intolerant to goat's milk? so then you look back at the cheddar and now it doesn't seem so nice even though it's been aged for two years and it's pretty tender and you thought it was nice before, so then you put the cheddar back but as soon as you let it go you think What if I don't like gouda? and so you put the gouda down and now you're standing there by that refrigerated cheese carousel without a ******* thing in your hands and you get sort of sad all of a sudden and you wonder if you're ever going to pick a cheese and even if you do will it ever be the right cheese and suddenly you start to tear up but you think, No, I'm better than crying in a grocery store, so you pick up the cheddar again because trust your first gut right? and you pay for your cheese and you walk back to your car but as you sit there in the parking lot getting ready leave you realize that maybe it's not about the ******* cheese and it's never about the ******* cheese and maybe you don't even like the ******* cheese that much anyway and so you kind of scrub your fingers into your scalp and pull your hair and hit the steering wheel once or maybe twice and your cheeks are hot and wet and it's hard to see so you rub your eyes dry and when you look up there's an elderly asian man watching you freak out a little bit in your car by yourself, and so you slowly start your car and pull out of the parking lot and as you drive away you wonder if the elderly asian man ever cries and if he ever can't decide on a cheese and if he ever thinks that he doesn't even like cheese at all either.
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Sep 12, 2014
Sep 12, 2014 at 6:19 PM UTC
cheese
do you know when you've had a really long day, and you stop at the grocery store to buy dinner, and you don't really want to cook so you go to the deli section and you think, I could go for some cheese tonight, so you head to the fridge carousel and you pick up some cheddar and it says it's been aged for two years and it looks pretty tender and you think, This is some nice cheese, but as you put it in your basket you see another cheese and it's gouda and it's smoked and you think, Gouda? I hadn't even thought about gouda, so then you think about gouda and you start to notice all these other kinds of cheeses and you see that the gouda is lactose free and even though you're not lactose intolerant that somehow intrigues you, and you don't know a lot about cheese so you think maybe it's because gouda comes from goats not cows and then you think How come people aren't intolerant to goat's milk? so then you look back at the cheddar and now it doesn't seem so nice even though it's been aged for two years and it's pretty tender and you thought it was nice before, so then you put the cheddar back but as soon as you let it go you think What if I don't like gouda? and so you put the gouda down and now you're standing there by that refrigerated cheese carousel without a ******* thing in your hands and you get sort of sad all of a sudden and you wonder if you're ever going to pick a cheese and even if you do will it ever be the right cheese and suddenly you start to tear up but you think, No, I'm better than crying in a grocery store, so you pick up the cheddar again because trust your first gut right? and you pay for your cheese and you walk back to your car but as you sit there in the parking lot getting ready leave you realize that maybe it's not about the ******* cheese and it's never about the ******* cheese and maybe you don't even like the ******* cheese that much anyway and so you kind of scrub your fingers into your scalp and pull your hair and hit the steering wheel once or maybe twice and your cheeks are hot and wet and it's hard to see so you rub your eyes dry and when you look up there's an elderly asian man watching you freak out a little bit in your car by yourself, and so you slowly start your car and pull out of the parking lot and as you drive away you wonder if the elderly asian man ever cries and if he ever can't decide on a cheese and if he ever thinks that he doesn't even like cheese at all either.
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I feel like God hates me Or stopped caring Ceased to provide Left for good And now I'm left here to straighten myself out for better or for worse I've met people who feel the same way Who surprisingly have the pincushion audacity to put all the blame of their misfortunes in the absence of the omnipotent one   I just feel abandoned they feel betrayed Maybe he makes a chump change commission on every life he guides to a certain point then leaves them stark naked at the haunting hour I know all the preachers and secular teachers lie through their teeth They win the merit-less hoax award by a landslide They have no consideration of for the people they mislead or the ramifications their poisoned sermons causes They use emotionally charged language to increase the parish's numbers They're terrified of God, they live in fear And see carpal tunnel as a punishment for ************ and wish blindness upon all those who partake There is shared consensual hiraeth between those who have been through an invasion of privacy and the trespassing of private property They want their rights and their guns back They want their personal space They retreat to their happy place Let's go back to the Pantheon of lactose intolerant divine idols Of epileptic godheads Who's line of work is about incubated pie pans Can you make a tutorial that summarizes the resounding reduction of options using nothing but euphemisms?
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Jun 28, 2014
Jun 28, 2014 at 4:55 PM UTC
Catch My Drift?
There is a stillness that lies beyond the tallest trees; beyond the quiet nesting of daylight summer birds Halfheartedly I am reluctant to close my weary eyes, to miss this beautiful cool refreshing bliss of serenity once more bound in endless flow How contemptuous a nightly lull that breaks the sun's disquietness of the day, renders day into night, and twilight shadows that playfully scorn our daytime senses We are all rocked in the cradle of mother night she sings her veiled and peaceful insightful sound I suckle like so many others on her breast of cool refreshing peace I absorb her calming black-night-lactose that gently whispers to sleep the energetic day child within us all As cool water consumes fire As night consumes the heated day I think beyond the stars that now shine the past starry nights I think about trillions upon trillions of stars overwhelmed by the black empty outer limits that encircle and distantly embrace them I think about the greater part of the universe, making ours and all other daylight galaxies appear but like so much dull insignificant fluorescent glow And because how mind boggling, awesome and vast is the eternal cosmic night sky And how belligerent to think all galaxies' day-suns like our Sun, being the all powerful when they are but only minuscule stars winking and swimming passively in the greater awesome devouring blackness LOOK NOW!...a comet streaks across the heavens like a rapid musicians hypnotic metronome then stops then fades away while the rest of the heavens sing along in blinking symphony   Influenced by my most inner ease my total being joins this starry rhythm I sway like a calm breezy lull and half shuffle my feet over the midnight countryside of stillness... ... ever sooooo...gently
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 12:22 PM UTC
A Country Mother Night Tale
There is a stillness that lies beyond the tallest trees; beyond the quiet nesting of daylight summer birds Halfheartedly I am reluctant to close my weary eyes, to miss this beautiful cool refreshing bliss of serenity once more bound in endless flow How contemptuous a nightly lull that breaks the sun's disquietness of the day, renders day into night, and twilight shadows that playfully scorn our daytime senses We are all rocked in the cradle of mother night she sings her veiled and peaceful insightful sound I suckle like so many others on her breast of cool refreshing peace I absorb her calming black-night-lactose that gently whispers to sleep the energetic day child within us all As cool water consumes fire As night consumes the heated day I think beyond the stars that now shine the past starry nights I think about trillions upon trillions of stars overwhelmed by the black empty outer limits that encircle and distantly embrace them I think about the greater part of the universe, making ours and all other daylight galaxies appear but like so much dull insignificant fluorescent glow And because how mind boggling, awesome and vast is the eternal cosmic night sky And how belligerent to think all galaxies' day-suns like our Sun, being the all powerful when they are but only minuscule stars winking and swimming passively in the greater awesome devouring blackness LOOK NOW!...a comet streaks across the heavens like a rapid musicians hypnotic metronome then stops then fades away while the rest of the heavens sing along in blinking symphony   Influenced by my most inner ease my total being joins this starry rhythm I sway like a calm breezy lull and half shuffle my feet over the midnight countryside of stillness... ... ever sooooo...gently
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