"kitkat" poems
As I ponder, perplexed by the possibility
Of a premature passing that may present itself to me
I consider and calculate
Though my conclusion may be crude
That the finest fix for my fear is a feasting of food
I munch on a morsel, my mouth making moisture
Overwhelmingly open to offal and oysters
I'd take them, temptation takes its toll
Curiosity for calories that I can't control
I'd have them, Hoover them, heck I'd hoard 'em
But by now I believe it's basically boredom
Not a necessity to nibble the nosh
It's late I ate a plate at eight, I can wait my gosh
No, I know there is no need
To slurp on soup or scoff some seeds
Only fatigue fuelling the feeling to feed
Got to get to grips with this gross and grotesque greed
Choking on choices, trembling in my chair
Do I punt for the pudding, the peach or the pear?
Selecting such seductive sweeties
Or dealing with death, diets and diabetes?
While I wonder and weep about what will win
My insatiable starvation stumbles on a sin
Not funny you'll find when you're finished and fat
'Cause in the kitchen on the counter there's a KitKat
Four fiendish fingers fascinate the feeling
So seductive, my senses soaring to the ceiling
Try to meet it, cheat it, beat it, defeat it
But what the hell, I don't care, I'll just ****** eat it.
Aug 27, 2016
Aug 27, 2016 at 5:08 AM UTC
Monday
It has come to my attention, that someone has been stealing from
the communal fridge. I notice that my own personal milk with my
name on the bottle is half empty, also three fingers of my kitkat
are missing. Please refrain, or action will be taken.
Tuesday
It has come to my attention, and I’m pleasantly surprised to see
my milk has been topped up, though, why two fingers of my
kitkat in a V sign beggars belief. Just tasted my milk, you
***** ******* I will now be monitoring the fridge from my office.
You will be caught.
Wednesday
It has come to my attention, the camera monitoring the fridge
is now monitoring the ladies toilet. This is intolerable, you are
usurping my authority. Heads will roll. I will now be moving the
fridge into my office till further notice.
Thursday
It has come to my attention, my office has been penetrated,
the fridge is missing, and I find a ransom note on my desk.
I don’t know who you people think you're dealing with, but
let me leave you in no doubt, I will find out who you are, and
you will be dismissed.
Friday
It has come to my attention, a delivery of fifty fridges is
cluttering up the whole building, management is going
ballistic. I concede to your demands, please get rid of
them. Let us get back to you taking my milk and my biscuits,
my job, my life. Just leave me alone.
Thank you.
May 3, 2015
May 3, 2015 at 5:23 AM UTC
It's OK not to be inspired.
You can look at a sunset
Without seeing the colours as smudges of chalk
On the divine, stretched-out canvas of sky.
And you don't have to write everything down,
Because not everything has to be permanent.
Some things only last for as long as you remember them,
And it doesn't make them any less special
Just because they weren't written down or spoken life into.
Existing is art, and creating something
That no-one ever gets to hear is still art.
You're a poet even when you're not rushing to your notebook
Before the words fall through your fingers, slippery with desperation,
Motivation, inspiration for the next poem.
So slow down, because if you forget your masterpiece
Because you were enjoying a careless moment of misplaced inspiration,
Who cares? Even if no-one saw it, you know you created an awesome poem.
Jul 30, 2016
Jul 30, 2016 at 3:44 PM UTC
I arrived
at Janice's grandmother's flat
for the doll's tea party
as I said I would
and Janice took me
into her bedroom
as her gran was in
the sitting room
with two of her elderly friends
talking over cups of tea
Janice showed me
into her room
where there was
a single bed
and a small table
arranged beside it
with two small chairs
in which sat Teddy
a yellowish bear
Golly a red smiling lipped
black doll
and Miss Woolworth
a blonde doll
with curly blonde hair
and blue staring eyes
and a pouty mouth
and a rag doll
with one eye
the other one
empty space
after she had introduced me
to the tea party guests
she showed me
the small stainless tea ***
and six small teacups
and a stainless milk jug
and bowl with a few sugar lumps
do you take sugar?
she asked
I said two and she put
two sugar lumps in a tea cup
and one in hers
and poured the tea
into my cup
and added milk from the jug
she made her own tea
and sat on the bed beside me
then she poured
pretend tea in the cups
of the guests
on the small table
was a plate of small ice cakes
Gran made them for us
Gran's friends have the rest
Janice said
and on another
small plate were four
fingers of KitKat
I sipped the tea
it was weak but warm
in the other room
voices laughed
what's the doll
with one eye called?
I asked
Cyclops
she replied
funny name for a girl doll
I said
don't you remember
Mr Finn saying about
a one-eyed person
the other week?
Janice said
he said it was
a one-eyed savage giant
I replied
o did he?
she said
frowning her forehead
o I see
she said
never mind
I said
it's as good a name
as any
she wasn't convinced
and frowned harder
maybe I ought to call her Grace
Janice said
Grace?
I said
yes I had an aunt
who had one eye called Grace
Janice informed
what was the other eye called?
I said
she laughed out loudly
and then put a hand
over her mouth
and whispered
best not make
too much noise
or Gran will wonder
what we're doing
I sipped more tea
and took one of the iced cakes
we ate the cakes in silence
I gazed at the Golly
smiling at me
then Teddy who sat
with a small
silly smile sewn on
after cakes Janice gave me
a KitKat finger
and we sat
and ate those too
Miss Woolworth hasn't been well
Janice said
o what's wrong with her?
I asked
her left leg
has come loose
and dangles
when you lift her up
Janice said
o dear
I said
giving Janice a stare
she seemed serious
so I didn't smile
there was more laughter
from the women
in the other room
Janice looked at me
and said
glad you could come
and so is Teddy
he likes company
I said
I enjoyed it
and after sipping
the last of the tea
she showed me
her new red beret
and placed it
on her blonde hair
and smiled
then kissed
my cheek
best go
I said
glad other boys
never saw the kiss
or they'd think
I'd gone weak.
Nov 2, 2015
Nov 2, 2015 at 1:48 AM UTC
i.
you wonder if somewhere there's a voodoo doll with your face stitched on
(and if it's covered in pins since god knows that would be the logical explanation)
who goes away in winter? he'd laughed and laughed
-- and in spite of yourself, you let him
you very patiently explain that with european winters
*'the sun's still out but it's no cancer risk
and the air's still hot at night but it doesn't try to choke you
and what's more cathartic than a spanish caravan park where you're serenaded by crickets?'*
playing it off as a quirk, not an excuse to be anywhere else
he'll never know the comfort in being
little more than a passing stranger
a face on a street or in a window or a car
transient, fleeting; the short-term memory lasts roughly thirty seconds
so you're a stranger in a yellow polo and then you're nobody:
it's the circle of life, but compact and mildly less terrifying
ii.
unexplored streets and brains are bigger than home:
you can only be your true self when you are not at home
eyerolling, rotting from air pollution and complaining about first-world problems
you're hardly ill at mind but you're jaded and sad and sufficiently middle-class
so when in doubt, you pack a bag and think nothing else of it
you buy the guardian and a kitkat from a sullen newsagent
whose hands look like your grandmother's
(why do you notice this stuff?)
the poor guy's only middle-aged surely - he can keep the change
counting coins is weird and confusing anyway
happy flying says the hostess with a ribbon around her neck
she means it and you know exactly why she'd taken the job on:
fixed addresses are awfully limiting
and the swarms of crying babies are probably worth it
to get to go everywhere EVERYWHERE
iii.
package holiday dj digs out his usual and plays 'come on eileen' for an aging crowd
your eyes are upturned to a foreign sky and you breathe warmth
the stars are out and you are floating quite carelessly at the top of a swimming pool
happy birthday
May 7, 2018
May 7, 2018 at 3:04 PM UTC
Two bags of little KitKat's.
Yeah,
You eat a lot when you feel depressed.
Jun 20, 2019
Jun 20, 2019 at 10:22 AM UTC
you constantly manipulate the game-you toss and turn and hit the ball in all crooked ways, you scream crazy **** and pierce my soul and degrade me to levels not even six feet under could reach.
i seem to let it slide like a baby on ice because believe it or not, the louder my voice, the quieter my soul. I hate the confrontation and i dont see the point of stirring the ***
i let you run train tracks over my face and flatten my self esteem so quickly but i cant seem to cut you off for good like an umbilical cord to a newborn.
i say one thing to you, because after all, you are always so big about being up front and in your face, you ask us why we dont talk our problems out and let our pandoras box open.
well. we did
we didnt agree-and then you become a power outage shutdown so quick and at this point, im more like pepco instead of BGE-im not quick to turn you back on.
I dont look through the same lens as you, and yes i might not see the bright side-im no sunny side eggs but hey, you are no sunflower either.
i dont understand your doubles. dont touch me and not expect to be touched.
we are friends sure but at this point im not sure if we are seesawing on a not wanting to crack the egg or if we are friends at all.
you are now shut down and at this point im like pepco-not sure when i will try to turn you back on, you bop me around like an abusive parent on drugs-you are so sure that you are right.
im hardly ever right, and i own it but you, im not sure
i cant let you use your pass about your past to get out of jail no for we all, victims and criminals have to own our past. use it to walk forward not run backwards down a hill
i know i know, im a ***** a stuck up ***** with alot to say and yes-i throw the memory of a 19 year old guy performing a ***** on me at only 5 but to be honest thats no excuse either.
we all have hot pots that are quickly dropped because of the complexity of our journeys but its no excuse to shut down. and now writing this more and more, im figuring out that this is not just a letter to you but a letter to myself. you gotta own your advice before dispersing it.
if you need a break, have a break
everyone needs a kitkat bar sometimes
i totally understand
Feb 2, 2014
Feb 2, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC
Do you want to come
to my doll's tea party?
Janice asked
I wasn't keen
but looked at her
as we sat on the grass
by Banks House
Easter holidays
warm morning
who'll be there?
I asked
well Teddy will be there
and Miss Woolworth
and Golly of course
and maybe that doll
Gran got me
from the jumble sale
with one eye
I looked over
at the coal wharf
coal men were loading up
their horse drawn wagons
or lorries
I guess I could
I said
(Janice had no brother
or sister and apart
from her gran
had few friends)
o good
she said
I'll tell Gran
and maybe
we can have real cakes
and tea in little teacups
and I have a KitKat
we can share
she added
what time?
I said
maybe tomorrow
after lunch
she said
sure
I said
I'll be there
(not my usual haunt
be aware)
I unscrewed a bottle
of lemonade I got
from the greengrocer guy
and took a gulp
want a drink?
I asked
she nodded
so I passed her
the bottle
and she wiped the top
on the edge
of her skirt
and sipped a mouthful
or two then passed me
back the bottle
very fizzy
she said
bubbles got up my nose
I gulped more
(I didn't wipe the top
it was only
her mouth after all)
then put the bottle down
on the grass
she looked at me
and said
best be going
as Gran said not
to be late for dinner
ok
I said
and watched her go
over the fence
and along Bath terrace
and out of sight
I sighed about
the doll's party
but I mused
it may be all right
and watched the coal man
on a horse drawn wagon
go past
trotting slow
not getting
anywhere fast.
Nov 1, 2015
Nov 1, 2015 at 3:47 PM UTC
You're a serendipity
I'm a halcyon w your presence
Our vibing is the true quiddity
I love ua smile, it's lucent
Worths million kitakat's.
Jul 4, 2020
Jul 4, 2020 at 11:20 AM UTC
I've got some cheese and onion crisps
Half a packet of strawberry bonbons
And a kitkat that might have got wet on Crinkle Crags
I can't remember
the last time I saw my grandma
Or recall ever towering above her delicate, motherly body telling her I love her.
"It wouldn't have been the same without you"
"No, it wouldn't"
"In many ways"
I wonder what my dad meant by that
He likes to talk
And say nothing at all.
Man on the train furiously widens his eyes
At the piles of suitcases spewing from the rack
And curls his lips
Keith pouts like donald trump
So do I
Maybe it's genetic
I've got my grandma's genes too
She doesn't mind if I pout like donald trump
But she never liked bruce forsyth (who died last week)
Or maybe
The week before
"I've been watching strictly"
My older brother
Pulls out of the suffocating tar pit
Something nonflammable
I wonder what he meant by it
He likes to talk
He likes to say what matters
But what matters to him
And what matters to me
Isn't what matters to him
I've got a quarter of a packet of strawberry bon bons
And a kit kat that might have got wet on Cringle Crags
I carried a lady's suitcase
Over the bridge and
Back when the platform changed
She rewarded me
With information about herself
And I am grateful for that
She helped me
As simply and easily as I helped her
She gave me a smile to keep
What mattered to her,
Funny Welsh stranger,
Mattered to me
We swapped smiles
And walked off in brand new shoes.
Sep 30, 2017
Sep 30, 2017 at 1:45 PM UTC
Summer, when we still had our milk teeth
Calling to me like that long lost friend
Instant crush on seeing that bar of KitKat
While waiting in line to see Harry Potter
The magic hidden in Grandma's kitchen
And the countless memories of her youth
Fall, bringing us back to the classrooms
And making the summer a part of the past
Mar 14, 2018
Mar 14, 2018 at 2:38 PM UTC
Love isn’t always romantic
Sometimes love is playing the song you know
will make the person in the passenger seat
smile just a little bit bigger
Sometimes love is staying up all night
waiting for each new text to come
that says they made it another couple minutes
Sometimes love is letting them have the last piece
of grandma’s special recipe
Sometimes love is reading the book
someone mentioned in passing is their favorite
so that you can have a reason to talk to them again
Sometimes love is telling them your secret
maybe the one you told a few
or the one you only told your heart
Sometimes love is letting the brother you swear is annoying
sleep in your room when he doesn’t want to be alone in the dark
Sometimes love is a showering with the lights off
so you can love yourself without fear
Sometimes love is sharing the jokes you hear
and think they would like
Sometimes love is memorizing your best friend’s schedule
so you know when they are free before you ask
because you know they hate to have to say no
Sometimes love is pushing them away
because you know they deserve better
Sometimes love is smiling when they steal a fry
and rather than calling them out
you steal some of theirs
Sometimes love is seeing a pair of heart shaped sunglasses
and immediately thinking it is totally their style
Sometimes love is waving
at the people in the car next to you on the freeway
at the little kid who asked you for a sucker at work
at your friends in the hall you don’t have class with this semester
Sometimes love is offering to order for them
when their anxiety becomes too much
Sometimes love is putting yourself first
you can’t help others if you are in a million scattered pieces
Sometimes love is sitting in the make shift audience in your aunt’s basement
watching your family put on a concert of toy drums
and jumping up when they pull you on the stage of cardboard boxes
Sometimes love is inside jokes from years ago
you aren’t even sure how to explain anymore
but get you on the floor each and every time
Sometimes love is not holding back
introducing yourself
giving people the chance to be someone to love
Sometimes love is holding their hand
as they get their third piercing
even though they are terrified of needles
Sometimes love is a teddy bear
given from family to the newborn
Sometimes love is walking them down the isle
with a kiss on their forehead
Sometimes love is noticing the words and topics that trigger them
and when they are used
watch for the signs
Sometimes love is watching the children
while the parents take a break
Sometimes love is getting a kitkat from the gas station
when you go by yourself
because they are your brother’s favorite
Love isn’t always romantic
Love isn’t always mind-numbing passion
Sometimes love is the small things
the things you learn
the way you adapt to each person
the protectiveness you give
Love isn’t always romantic
But it's how I love
May 9, 2021
May 9, 2021 at 2:20 AM UTC
oh, i'm coming, like a mongrel mongol.
what's the post scriptum of rhetoric?
um... 100°C (+1)?
yup...
the threshold of when
talk turns into action...
mind you: i really do fancy
a cupp'ah;
by the way, adding
milk to tea isn't an english
"thing",
the whole practice originated
in siberia...
so... yeah...
***** ******* queen
victoria silly;
have about ten on my count
of accommodating hands
with fingers;
apparently index + middle + ring
fingers = the kitkat of *********
or asking for an orange to come out.
Aug 18, 2017
Aug 18, 2017 at 1:25 PM UTC
The human heart is a world of its own
Access into it is one of the hardest things I know
The inhabitants hardly come out as well
And when they do, they disguise most times
They have a veil of sweet words
Often give you a different impression
It would take proper examination
To see the main intention
If you can take an aerial view of most hearts
It's darker than KitKat
Please when you find a pure heart
Give it the respect it deserves!
Oct 3, 2018
Oct 3, 2018 at 8:02 PM UTC