"kirstie" poems - Hello Poetry

They are in the movies They are on TV You'll want everything they "have" But, baby, it ain't free They go about streets looking I think you will agree They will make you "better" You, too, can be OT! Just like John Travolta Tom Cruise, Kirstie Ally They target you to have you test Your personality Do you REALLY feel good? Or are you kinda stuck? Are you checking every box? Or are you out of luck? Well! They have the answers To bring you from the muck! YES. It is expensive A few THOUSAND BUCKS! You want to keep on paying? Out those thousands shuck! You do your engram Clearing You do your TRs You go through them religiously You do them for hours But you feel no better And still the money showers... Finally you're OT VIII You're way past being "Clear" But you still feel angry You still have a lot of fear On top of that you are in debt! Your LIFE is in AREARS! If you decide to LEAVE them They'll pester you for YEARS! If you go on staff Folks, it is much WORSE They'll own your life A BILLIONS YEARS! They will be a CURSE! But THAT is for another time I'll tell you, of course For now I will not speak of that Then I'll SHOUT until I'm HOARSE!!! Catherine E Jarvis SoulSurvivor (c) 2/22/2017

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Feb 22, 2017

Feb 22, 2017 at 4:13 PM UTC

SoulSurvivor

The SCIENTOLOGY Rap

They are in the movies They are on TV You'll want everything they "have" But, baby, it ain't free They go about streets looking I think you will agree They will make you "better" You, too, can be OT! Just like John Travolta Tom Cruise, Kirstie Ally They target you to have you test Your personality Do you REALLY feel good? Or are you kinda stuck? Are you checking every box? Or are you out of luck? Well! They have the answers To bring you from the muck! YES. It is expensive A few THOUSAND BUCKS! You want to keep on paying? Out those thousands shuck! You do your engram Clearing You do your TRs You go through them religiously You do them for hours But you feel no better And still the money showers... Finally you're OT VIII You're way past being "Clear" But you still feel angry You still have a lot of fear On top of that you are in debt! Your LIFE is in AREARS! If you decide to LEAVE them They'll pester you for YEARS! If you go on staff Folks, it is much WORSE They'll own your life A BILLIONS YEARS! They will be a CURSE! But THAT is for another time I'll tell you, of course For now I will not speak of that Then I'll SHOUT until I'm HOARSE!!! Catherine E Jarvis SoulSurvivor (c) 2/22/2017

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Look, there goes the Alley cat Hear her strangled meowing It don't beguile, for it is vile Much like a sewer flowing Ladies of the evening Women of the street Would blush and be embarrassed To hear such trick or treat! I'm upset, cuz I don't get How that foul mouth can EAT! But there's a strange compulsion Which comes like a deluge Her smiles gay, but don't defray The *Battle of the BULGE* Like felines she vocalizes, Is her life like that? If she's raw, and long of claw, Is she like a cat? How far will she let you? How far will she GO? Perhaps she battles demons No-one else can KNOW Myself, I can't condemn her She had substance abuse But she's not free, cuz she can't see That SCINO'S not the TRUTH! And she's a Public Figure! Little girls look up to her! She doesn't seem to know this Did it not occur? She cusses like longshoremen Refuses to see That she's made a grave mistake In Scientology. Does she believe they're helping? This Science of the Mind? Lord above! If she does Then she's completely BLIND! You're responsible, my lady. Do you know that you teach? The modern young, and they *become The little slaves you PREACH!* Miscavige isn't awesome Scientology's *NOT "COOL".* It's wicked beyond belief! You're being *played the FOOL!* Whatcha gonna do, girl? You're an ingenue no more. Do you doubt? *Gigs DO RUN OUT* Will you play the ***** "Ah, NO!" You may be thinking From my stance I shant tumult! A cow, I'll graze, I'll be unfazed! There's always the CULT! But, dear, a storm's a'brewin A tsunami of *greatsize* They pamper you and praise you But it's a *web of LIES!* What will you do when flooded? Will you weep and cower? David's boat won't stay afloat! It ain't no IVORY TOWER! Baby, don't you get it? Or are you just that THICK? You will die, and then you'll FRY A moth unto a WICK. God has a sense of humor Yep. He surely DOES! AND YOU WON'T BE PROTECTED. He don't help folks "just because... My advice? For what it's worth? I'll put in my two cents. Leave that God forsaken CULT! GET HUMBLE AND REPENT!!! Sugar, whatcha stay there for? Their ratings goin' SOUTH Just believe and you'll receive... Then, *clean up your MOUTH!* Catherine Jarvis aka SoulSurvivor (C) 3/20/2017

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Mar 20, 2017

Mar 20, 2017 at 5:50 AM UTC

SoulSurvivor

A Poem for KIRSTIE ALLEY

Look, there goes the Alley cat Hear her strangled meowing It don't beguile, for it is vile Much like a sewer flowing Ladies of the evening Women of the street Would blush and be embarrassed To hear such trick or treat! I'm upset, cuz I don't get How that foul mouth can EAT! But there's a strange compulsion Which comes like a deluge Her smiles gay, but don't defray The *Battle of the BULGE* Like felines she vocalizes, Is her life like that? If she's raw, and long of claw, Is she like a cat? How far will she let you? How far will she GO? Perhaps she battles demons No-one else can KNOW Myself, I can't condemn her She had substance abuse But she's not free, cuz she can't see That SCINO'S not the TRUTH! And she's a Public Figure! Little girls look up to her! She doesn't seem to know this Did it not occur? She cusses like longshoremen Refuses to see That she's made a grave mistake In Scientology. Does she believe they're helping? This Science of the Mind? Lord above! If she does Then she's completely BLIND! You're responsible, my lady. Do you know that you teach? The modern young, and they *become The little slaves you PREACH!* Miscavige isn't awesome Scientology's *NOT "COOL".* It's wicked beyond belief! You're being *played the FOOL!* Whatcha gonna do, girl? You're an ingenue no more. Do you doubt? *Gigs DO RUN OUT* Will you play the ***** "Ah, NO!" You may be thinking From my stance I shant tumult! A cow, I'll graze, I'll be unfazed! There's always the CULT! But, dear, a storm's a'brewin A tsunami of *greatsize* They pamper you and praise you But it's a *web of LIES!* What will you do when flooded? Will you weep and cower? David's boat won't stay afloat! It ain't no IVORY TOWER! Baby, don't you get it? Or are you just that THICK? You will die, and then you'll FRY A moth unto a WICK. God has a sense of humor Yep. He surely DOES! AND YOU WON'T BE PROTECTED. He don't help folks "just because... My advice? For what it's worth? I'll put in my two cents. Leave that God forsaken CULT! GET HUMBLE AND REPENT!!! Sugar, whatcha stay there for? Their ratings goin' SOUTH Just believe and you'll receive... Then, *clean up your MOUTH!* Catherine Jarvis aka SoulSurvivor (C) 3/20/2017

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Hioheprenazine dreams In sight of crispy creams Computerized cognitive testing I found her body arresting The women wanted Jean Beliveau to buy them Firm white peaches - so he fried them Yonder girl bit in with a left arm left useless All taxation claims hence were baseless I recall pineapple scented gin was popular Like the movies of Francis Ford Coppola Raining over south Napa Valley Into the arms of Kirstie Alley.

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Sep 28, 2016

Sep 28, 2016 at 5:31 PM UTC

chris-r-nolan

For Messrs Beliveau and Coppola

Hioheprenazine dreams In sight of crispy creams Computerized cognitive testing I found her body arresting The women wanted Jean Beliveau to buy them Firm white peaches - so he fried them Yonder girl bit in with a left arm left useless All taxation claims hence were baseless I recall pineapple scented gin was popular Like the movies of Francis Ford Coppola Raining over south Napa Valley Into the arms of Kirstie Alley.

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