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A DEATH CREATES A DECEMBER/OCTOBER TWIN BIRTH WITH RAY POCOCK’S LIFE FOLLOWING HIS TRAGIC NEXT LIFE’S DEATH



YOU SEE ROBERT KINOSHITA, TURNS 100, AND GOES UP TO SATURN TO

DO A FEW ROBOT DANCES, AND INVENTS THIS LITTLE SONG

I AM THE GREATEST, I MADE A FAMOUS ROBOT

IT WAS IN A GREAT GREAT SHOW TITLED LOST IN SPACE

I WANTED TO LIVE FOREVER, BUT I EVENTUALLY KICKED THE BUCKET

BUT I LIVED TO BE 100, TO SAY I DID THE ROBOT DANCE

I DID THE ROBOT DANCE, SAYING

I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT, MY WAY IS COMING TRUE THROUGHOUT THE LAND

I AM A ROBOT EVERY SINGLE DAY

I CREATED ROBOT B-9, HE WAS FAMOUS FOR SAYING

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON

AND THEN SAID, I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT,

I AM COMING TO EXTERMINATE YOU, I AM A ROBOT FOREVER AND EVER

AND THEN AS I GET OFF STAGE I TIP A KEG OF METHANE ALL OVER RAY POCOCK

TO SAY, LET’S MAKE TWINS IN OCTOBER, WELL LET’S MAKE THEM DUE IN OCTOBER ANYWAY

AND ROBERT AND RAY SAID WE ARE PERFECT ROBOTS

WE WILL CREATE NEW LIFE, IN OCTOBER, OH YEAH

RAY HAS NO IDEA, EITHER HAS ROBERT, BUT THEY BOTH SAID WE ARE ROBOTS

AND DANGER, IF WE LET THE TERRORISTS WIN

WE ARE CRONUS’S, EMBASSADORS, I AM CRONUS

I AM THE ONE IN THE FAMILY, WHO LIKES IMAGINATIVE ROBOTS

AND WE DANCE, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS

WE HAVE COME TO ESTERMINATE YOU GUYS IF YA COME TO CLOSE

DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER WILL ROBINSON

THERE WILL BE DANGER IF ROBERT AND RAY SEPERATE, CAUSE

THEY ARE JOINED TO PROTECT THE EARTH, AND BRING PROPER ROBOTS BACK

WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS

WE WILL GET THEM NOW, ROBERT KINOSHITA TIP METHANE ALL OVER BARRY ALLAN

CAUSE, HE WON’T EXCEPT HE IS NOW ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL

DANGER BARRY ALLAN ROBERT SAID IF YOU GET THIS YOUR LIKE ME AND MUMMY CRAP OUT OF YOUR SONS

DANGER AHEAD, TO OLD HAGS WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, AND WE WILL STAY BIG ROBOTS FOREVER
Caleb Coffman May 2020
Free verse

Karasuno

We were once called the wingless crows,
But now we have risen from our ashes,
We are now stronger and tougher then ever before,
And that’s because we are a team.

From the foundation and most composed of us all,
Our captain Daichi always has our back,
To the third year setter who is always watching out for us,
The “mom” of Karasuno, Sugawara

The Ace of our team was once stopped by the Iron Wall,
But our Timid Asahi has risen over that wall,
The next ace of Karasuno is a powerhouse all his own,
and he’s also our hotblooded spiker Tanaka.

The guardian of Karasuno is constantly evolving,
And with a Rolling Thunder, Nishinoya has the ball back in the air once more,
The Next captain of the team had once left the team,
but the always diligent Ennoshita will be the glue for the team.

The last two second years are slowly growing with the team
Kazuhito is always there to lend a helping hand,
and Kinoshita will always be there with a cheer,
And they are learning to fly again as well.

The calm and always calculating middle blocker,
Tsukishima stops your ball in an instant,
He was a coward but has grown to be a great asset,
With a Jump Float serve, the shy Tadashi has taken the point.

The first demon first year is the control tower for the team,
The king of the court Kageyama, will always deliver the ball,
The second demon first year is the greatest decoy,
As The next tiny giant, Hinata has the ball down with a freak quick in minus tempo.

Known for her beauty is the manager of Karasuno,
Kiyoko is a small talker, but is a bodyguard as well
Recruited without a thought, she didn’t know what to do,
Then Yachi took the mantle, and grew her own wings.

Coach Ukai was hesitant at first,
But he is now a strong forceful coach of the team,
He's a beggar but he always gets practice games ready,
Takeda may be a teacher but he’s a member of the team as well.

This team is taking flight once more,
So don’t mess with us crows.
So I made this because I wanted to show off my love for the anime Haikyu!! And the main team Karasuno

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