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Oh, the fine attire. Women in low cut, grand gowns. Men in their finest plumage. Strutting Peacocks, aiming to draw attention. I wore tails of silk, with fine brocade work as the trim, down the sleek lapels. I dressed entirely in black. From head to toe. I looked splendid! I stood out from the Peacocks, as a Raven would stand out among Doves. Cunning as a Raven too. She had not one suspicion. I was at my best. Charming, witty, a mystery. Women fall for that. I slowly, cunningly stalk my prey. A vision in gold. I danced with her. Her gold, a perfect foil to my black. I charmed her sweetly. I maneuvered her easily. I had previous, had the chance to find the spot, where she would become mine. Such a pretty throat. One that I will drown within. Once outside, hidden, strategically from all eyes, I began my "dance". I gaze down into her eyes. Her precious heart begins to race. I can feel her blood. It calls to me with it's song. A song of need. Her breaths slowed and deepened. Her eyes remained locked with mine. I let her see then, the glory of what I am. She wanted to scream. But, I had control now. My incisors grew. Their points very sharp indeed. My muscles bulked. I ruined my fine new coat. Split the shoulder seams right out. I toyed with her. I kiss her lips so gently. She trembled for me. I tried to hold back, wanting to prolong her fear. Blood lust is, what is. I could smell her rich, thick blood. I wanted it all. I wanted to bathe in it. Feel it glide over my skin. My fangs sank deep. Drawing up the precious blood. Elixir of life. As I fed, I heard her heart slowing with each draw I took. And just before death could claim her, I released her from her thrall, to scream. It was the last sound I heard as the men came running. I took my leave. I am a monster. I do it well and I love it so. Soon the sun shall rise again. I will sleep as the dead. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 21, 2010
Oct 21, 2010 at 6:33 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (8)
Oh, the fine attire. Women in low cut, grand gowns. Men in their finest plumage. Strutting Peacocks, aiming to draw attention. I wore tails of silk, with fine brocade work as the trim, down the sleek lapels. I dressed entirely in black. From head to toe. I looked splendid! I stood out from the Peacocks, as a Raven would stand out among Doves. Cunning as a Raven too. She had not one suspicion. I was at my best. Charming, witty, a mystery. Women fall for that. I slowly, cunningly stalk my prey. A vision in gold. I danced with her. Her gold, a perfect foil to my black. I charmed her sweetly. I maneuvered her easily. I had previous, had the chance to find the spot, where she would become mine. Such a pretty throat. One that I will drown within. Once outside, hidden, strategically from all eyes, I began my "dance". I gaze down into her eyes. Her precious heart begins to race. I can feel her blood. It calls to me with it's song. A song of need. Her breaths slowed and deepened. Her eyes remained locked with mine. I let her see then, the glory of what I am. She wanted to scream. But, I had control now. My incisors grew. Their points very sharp indeed. My muscles bulked. I ruined my fine new coat. Split the shoulder seams right out. I toyed with her. I kiss her lips so gently. She trembled for me. I tried to hold back, wanting to prolong her fear. Blood lust is, what is. I could smell her rich, thick blood. I wanted it all. I wanted to bathe in it. Feel it glide over my skin. My fangs sank deep. Drawing up the precious blood. Elixir of life. As I fed, I heard her heart slowing with each draw I took. And just before death could claim her, I released her from her thrall, to scream. It was the last sound I heard as the men came running. I took my leave. I am a monster. I do it well and I love it so. Soon the sun shall rise again. I will sleep as the dead. ~Lord Kellington
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Tonight is for reflection. Not the kind found in a mirror. Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love to see how splendid I look in my new shirt with French lace and ruffles. Under my sapphire blue waist coat and buckskin riding breeches. All I can clearly see full of, would be my boots. The softest leather and a shine to see ones reflection in. Sigh, But not mine. Where was I.. Ah yes, I was waxing philosophical. One can never be too busy to better ones self. Thus my new clothes. Let's see...reflection. While looking back upon my long lived life as the Prince Of Darkness. I realize, I have been selfish. Not once have I invited others to my humble home. Not once have I hosted a party. Not once have I allowed others to witness my grandeur. Tonight, I vow to remedy that. I will have a party. One to outdo all the others which I have had the privilege to crash. Hmm. Perhaps I should start a bit smaller. A dinner party! For the intimates of intimates. Let me see. Who to invite? Reginald Wadsworth! He's a jolly chap. No. He was a late night snack a few days ago. Hortense Mayweather! She is always in good humor and a fair conversationalist. No. She had the misfortune of crossing my path last month while I was woozy from battle blood loss. A fight with a tresspasser left me a bit worse for wear. But Hortence fixed me right up. I've got it! General Clayston! He makes for such a fun curmudgeon. Oh, He died of old age. Hmm........ Oh look! The Carlstayton's are hosting a party tonight. Looks like I will be dining out. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 22, 2010
Oct 22, 2010 at 7:07 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (9)
Tonight is for reflection. Not the kind found in a mirror. Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love to see how splendid I look in my new shirt with French lace and ruffles. Under my sapphire blue waist coat and buckskin riding breeches. All I can clearly see full of, would be my boots. The softest leather and a shine to see ones reflection in. Sigh, But not mine. Where was I.. Ah yes, I was waxing philosophical. One can never be too busy to better ones self. Thus my new clothes. Let's see...reflection. While looking back upon my long lived life as the Prince Of Darkness. I realize, I have been selfish. Not once have I invited others to my humble home. Not once have I hosted a party. Not once have I allowed others to witness my grandeur. Tonight, I vow to remedy that. I will have a party. One to outdo all the others which I have had the privilege to crash. Hmm. Perhaps I should start a bit smaller. A dinner party! For the intimates of intimates. Let me see. Who to invite? Reginald Wadsworth! He's a jolly chap. No. He was a late night snack a few days ago. Hortense Mayweather! She is always in good humor and a fair conversationalist. No. She had the misfortune of crossing my path last month while I was woozy from battle blood loss. A fight with a tresspasser left me a bit worse for wear. But Hortence fixed me right up. I've got it! General Clayston! He makes for such a fun curmudgeon. Oh, He died of old age. Hmm........ Oh look! The Carlstayton's are hosting a party tonight. Looks like I will be dining out. ~Lord Kellington
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I wake in a rage! A poacher has dared step foot in this, my City. It is just not done. The fool. I will....extract....him tonight. Are we that many, that we cannot stay at home? He may be a rogue. If he is, all the better. They tend to put up a fight. I will toy with him. This rogue. This interloper. Give him a small chance. In the end I will **** him of course. I will simply behead him. Not such a hard task. But it is rather grisly. Oh well. Off I go. Now, just what does one wear to a messy beheading? ~Lord Kellington This is the second installment from the Diary of Lord Kellington and my Halloween offering for Oct. 14th
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Oct 18, 2010
Oct 18, 2010 at 6:03 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (2)
I have named it. The kittens name is....Crystal. It is an apt name, seeing as she felt compelled to break my crystal goblet. The very one I "drink" from on the occasions when someone tries to break in. One must see to use manners when one is in his own home. Crystal has not one. She has already used my coffin as an outhouse. We are working stridently on that particular issue. Last nights hunt was....well, boring, to say the least. I was distracted. My thoughts were of home and what Crystal was doing now. I need to take time. Feel the flavor of the hunt. Feel my preys fear. Or it is like drinking Ale, instead of a rare wine. Both will get you there. But, as I alwyas say, One must always choose style. It is what separates us from...well, uncouth mortals and such. I am not a snob. I may be pure evil, true. But, I do have standards. Few that they may be. I believe I am fit now. Tomorrows nights hunt will be one of the most fun. I am going to a party. One I must crash, of course. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 20, 2010
Oct 20, 2010 at 12:51 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (7)
I waited in one of the cities dark and dangerous alleyways. The vile odors. The Gads knows what forming puddles around my best leather boots. The ones with the shine to blind the eye. There she was. A common strumpet. Drunkenly making her way towards me. Jingling her purse of meager coins. Blood money. Obtained by logging men on the heads whilst they took their fill of her. Only to have her sell them to sea Captain's that do not ask questions of where their crew came from. Or whether they were willing. I could feel the evil in the air about her. I heard her heart beat and felt her blood pulse. She was delicious. Not a drop wasted. As I sit here, the thought comes to me, that I shall be ****** But wait! I am already ****** and I thrive within it. I not only thrive...I revel in it. Now where is that odious, rangy, mouse burping kitten gotten off to. GADS! She is up the draperies once again! I will calmly go get the ladder, which I had to buy just for these occasions. I will place it up against the drapery staff. I will climb up. Gently coaxing the little flea bitten darling to me. She will hiss and claw like the ***** she is. But, alas. I adore her so. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 19, 2010
Oct 19, 2010 at 3:55 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (6)
I awoke early this evening, Just as I had planned. I wanted to see a sunset. I wanted....to feel. As I sit and contemplate the blisters upon my hand, I realize the truth. That ****** hurt! What was I thinking? What was I wanting? What did I expect? Why did I even seek the sun? Am I wanting true death? I don't think so. Have I outlived my usefullness? Perish the thought. I must chalk it up to my love of beauty. My love of all things mystery to me. I know my tailor sews my clothes, but how he comes up with the designs, is a mystery. I know my cat is hidding mice within my lair. I can smell them, hear them. This is a mystery as to why she does so. My latest cloak is mystery itself. So dark an indigo, as to be night. The lining so dark a red, as to be blood. With pockets of every shape and size sewn within. Each pocket lined with butter soft leather. There are even places to obscure the presence of a knife. I have decided it will be my new Mourning cloak. Worn when dining. Perhaps a small souvenir tucked here and there within those lovely pockets. No! That I will never do. There are rules and etiquette to be followed. Ah, the moon shines now upon my desk. The clock is ticking. My night time fun ends quickly. A last stroke of the quill. A last kiss upon a mangy, rat smelling head of crystal and I am off. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 26, 2010
Oct 26, 2010 at 7:55 AM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (13)
Hello, I would like to introduce you to a dear old friend of mine. I made his acquaintance by pure accident. You might say, we bumped into each other. Oh, silly me. You thought I speak of an actual person. No. I hold here in my hands, a diary. Not just any diary filled with day to day frilliness of a Victorian Lady. But, a diary filled with....... Well, I guess you will have to just wait and read for yourself. I will just pick a page at random to start out at. The Gentleman who wrote these entries, is a man of many facets. He is kind; frivolous; confident; an egotist. He can be filled with anger and then snap, just like that, be his over the top self once more. He is death himself. He is a Vampire. Ladies and Gentlemen, I offer you a look into The Diaries Of Lord Kellington Whispers of the dawn rush to meet me each morn. They taunt and tease me. "Morning is not long to come. Your time to play does run out". Alas. Tis true. My time in the night is short. So I must hurry. Shall I prowl the night as I? Or shall I don a disguise. Once I think on it. Either way does not matter. There will be no eyes. None to see after my "kiss". So sweet and gentle that sip. It takes just a glance and the other night dwellers know to avoid me. They sense that death is my shadow. Why! They couldn't be more right. I will choose swiftly. So that I may go dance. Yes! I love to dance. Ah. The night is my stage. Truth be told? I love it! ~Lord Kellington Hello, I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Lord Kellington's Diary. There are more to come
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Oct 18, 2010
Oct 18, 2010 at 6:01 PM UTC
The Diaries Of Lord Kellington
Hello, I would like to introduce you to a dear old friend of mine. I made his acquaintance by pure accident. You might say, we bumped into each other. Oh, silly me. You thought I speak of an actual person. No. I hold here in my hands, a diary. Not just any diary filled with day to day frilliness of a Victorian Lady. But, a diary filled with....... Well, I guess you will have to just wait and read for yourself. I will just pick a page at random to start out at. The Gentleman who wrote these entries, is a man of many facets. He is kind; frivolous; confident; an egotist. He can be filled with anger and then snap, just like that, be his over the top self once more. He is death himself. He is a Vampire. Ladies and Gentlemen, I offer you a look into The Diaries Of Lord Kellington Whispers of the dawn rush to meet me each morn. They taunt and tease me. "Morning is not long to come. Your time to play does run out". Alas. Tis true. My time in the night is short. So I must hurry. Shall I prowl the night as I? Or shall I don a disguise. Once I think on it. Either way does not matter. There will be no eyes. None to see after my "kiss". So sweet and gentle that sip. It takes just a glance and the other night dwellers know to avoid me. They sense that death is my shadow. Why! They couldn't be more right. I will choose swiftly. So that I may go dance. Yes! I love to dance. Ah. The night is my stage. Truth be told? I love it! ~Lord Kellington Hello, I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Lord Kellington's Diary. There are more to come
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I am a monster. I could be nothing less. I murdered for three nights. I glutted on the blood of my victims. Their throats torn away in my need. Bodies left strewn in the gutters, alleyways and back rooms of the brothels. Young or old. As long as their souls were black and evil....I fed. I cared not for their pleas. As I did not enthrall them. Their screams and fear sweetened the wine. I am covered in their gore. Head to toe, I reek of the rotted stench. I have no idea the count. Only the recollection of freedom! I reveled in my glory and monstrosity. I was overcome with the very nature of my being. I was intoxicated by the moon and the mortal beasts needs. Yet, I sit here, quill in hand. Waiting impatiently for the next full moon. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 24, 2010
Oct 24, 2010 at 3:10 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (11)
Being that I am a philosophical being. I find myself pondering many unique thoughts, as I sit and stare off at the night time sky. Earlier, I dined upon a sweet, young flower seller, down at the Square. She wore a shawl about her shoulders ,that were stooping too soon on someone so young. As though the weight of all her thoughts, rested upon her delicate shoulders. Well, she has no need to worry now. After I sampled her blood, I slipped a thousand Pounds into her skirt pocket. It always does good for a shepard to tend his flock. Ah yes! Pondering thoughts. I wonder what would happen, if were to awake to be mortal once more? What if I were to conceive an allergy to blood? Maybe I should allow myself to fancy myself in love and marry? What if I were to enter a church in all my monstrous glory? What fun! Or, what if I was no longer welcomed by Polite Society? What if my tailor quit!? Or say, if I were to reach out to you, the reader of my night time missives, right now. Grab you 'bout the throat and drink deep? Ha! But, what nonsense I ponder and write of. For I will always be welcomed among Polite Society. I am far too charming not to be. My tailor, although routinely vexed with me for the late night hours I employ his services, would never quit me. I pay his exorbinate fees without qualms. The rest of my meanderings. Ha! I fear not a one. But, the mere thought of Crystal having kittens herself....GADS! ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 30, 2010
Oct 30, 2010 at 1:07 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (17)
Crystal is once again, up the draperies. She has a veritable path of claw marks leading from the floor to the curtain staff. I have decided to ignore her when she does this. But, as she is lurking behind me, atop the draperies, it is not an easy task. At any moment, I expect her to pounce. Ah! Like father, like daughter.... in a sense. I realized tonight that I excel at being a Vampire. never a drop goes to waste. Never a witness spies me. Not one that lives, that is. Never do I go hungry. Never am I bored, or boring. Why only earlier this night, I went to the Ballet. A spritely tune was played by the orchestra, while dancers ran hither and yon upon the stage. I was dressed all in black. Bland I know. But "Society" demands somber dress at the oddest occasions. I have my own box, from which I enjoy my privacy, while enjoying the entertainment. Oh, not the entertainment on the stage. The entertainment of playing the gallant host to my next meal. I wine and dine them. Regale them with lively anticdotes. laugh at the right moments. Look regretful, when called for. Show shock, when due. Outrage, when warranted. In the end, they leave my box and my company, none the wiser. mayhap a bit wan and listless. But, always grateful for a lovely evening. They always blame their condition on the wine. Ha! ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 28, 2010
Oct 28, 2010 at 7:43 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (15)
I am wondrous! A sane person thinks me mad. Ha! But then again, the insane will think I am sane. I have fooled all of them. I have even fooled myself. Which is not easy. Considering I am so intelligent. Yes? Last night the dancing was....Ahhhhh! Given the company there. A boring little affair. I invited myself to. Well, up until Ansel swooned when he spied a bug....dead...on his half eaten cake. All eyes were on him. I can be such a Pixie at times. He never saw me as I came up behind and plopped the poor bug on. Oh, but the music. Exquisite to my ears. I heard every not. Preternatural hearing is such a grand thing to have. Young Miss Silversmyte did come to dance with me twice. Such a lovely throat. Had I not eaten early on, she would have made a sweet treat. Oh, but how I danced. Not a step was out of place. I was superb. Several dance partners I had. Why. They were waiting in line. I think I am drunk on my own grace and powers. The sun is coming. "Tis time for me to retreat, and sleep the sleep of the dead. I wonder. Do I dream?
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Oct 18, 2010
Oct 18, 2010 at 6:05 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (3)
Crystal, my flea bitten nuisance of a kitten, brought me a little token of affection tonight. I deplore mice. Even dead ones. Filthy buggers. But, there sat Crystal. Mouse at her feet, mewing at me. As if to say "See, I love you, even if you are a blood lusting monster of the dark." I admit, she only mewed once. But I am certain, that is what she meant. So as not to hurt her feelings, I donned on of my least favorite pairs of gloves and picked the rancid vermin up. But I drew the line of pretending to eat it! I must remember to burn those gloves. Odd. The candle on my desk sputters. There is a breeze. Although the door to my lair was tightly shut. There is only on other way in or out. That would be the small tunnel I dug for Crystal. So that she may come and go as she pleases. Ah. But here rests my cantankerous little fiend upon my lap. The breeze brings with it a scent. One I know all to well. Blood. My lair has been breeched. Time to hunt. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 25, 2010
Oct 25, 2010 at 8:44 AM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (12)
I had gone looking for trouble. I found it. I had awoke in a sour mood. Very unlike myself at all. I am usually, always in good cheer. Almost, always. I was spoiling for a fight. The need radiated from me. Even Crystal could sense the difference in my demeanor. The flea bitten, sweet, craven coward. After donning my new Peacock blue cloak, with the black pipping and carrying my gold tipped, lions head walking stick. I left straight away. I walked for miles. Ending up in the seediest part of the city. The Docks. I aimlessly wandered the filth strewn, cobbled streets. Passing many an Ale House. Finally, my preternatural hearing found the sounds of a fight. Why, it was an all out riot. Off I flew to join in. Fists flying. Daggers plunging. Walking stick cracking skulls. (that would be me) What fun! I held back from using my immortal strength. I wanted to feel each time my fist met flesh. To have to Pick teeth out of my knuckles. One chap actually caught me a rather right smart jab to my chiseled chin. Exhausted, the men crumpled to a heap. Only I remained standing....and the fifteen or so Policemen watching the fray from a respectable distance. I have always prided myself on being a law abiding, upstanding citizen. As it were. So, when they started gathering up everyone and loading them into the Jail Wagon. I went along, as a lark. What a buffet! By the time we reached Central Station, I had sipped upon many a fine blood. When the Police opened the rear doors of the wagon, I jumped down to the ground, tipped my hat to them and simply (to his eyes) vanished. Preternatural speed can be so amusing, when used correctly. By now, my description will be bandied about. A well dressed gentleman ghost. A polite wraith. A handsome demon. I like that. A Handsome Demon...very apt. I am in a much better spirit now. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 29, 2010
Oct 29, 2010 at 5:33 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (16)
I had gone looking for trouble. I found it. I had awoke in a sour mood. Very unlike myself at all. I am usually, always in good cheer. Almost, always. I was spoiling for a fight. The need radiated from me. Even Crystal could sense the difference in my demeanor. The flea bitten, sweet, craven coward. After donning my new Peacock blue cloak, with the black pipping and carrying my gold tipped, lions head walking stick. I left straight away. I walked for miles. Ending up in the seediest part of the city. The Docks. I aimlessly wandered the filth strewn, cobbled streets. Passing many an Ale House. Finally, my preternatural hearing found the sounds of a fight. Why, it was an all out riot. Off I flew to join in. Fists flying. Daggers plunging. Walking stick cracking skulls. (that would be me) What fun! I held back from using my immortal strength. I wanted to feel each time my fist met flesh. To have to Pick teeth out of my knuckles. One chap actually caught me a rather right smart jab to my chiseled chin. Exhausted, the men crumpled to a heap. Only I remained standing....and the fifteen or so Policemen watching the fray from a respectable distance. I have always prided myself on being a law abiding, upstanding citizen. As it were. So, when they started gathering up everyone and loading them into the Jail Wagon. I went along, as a lark. What a buffet! By the time we reached Central Station, I had sipped upon many a fine blood. When the Police opened the rear doors of the wagon, I jumped down to the ground, tipped my hat to them and simply (to his eyes) vanished. Preternatural speed can be so amusing, when used correctly. By now, my description will be bandied about. A well dressed gentleman ghost. A polite wraith. A handsome demon. I like that. A Handsome Demon...very apt. I am in a much better spirit now. ~Lord Kellington
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I don't believe it! I, the blood thirsty monster of every nightmare! Who fills the night time streets with a true evil unrivaled! What am I to do with a tiny white kitten? It followed me home...truly. A pathetic little thing. Probably full of fleas. I have to buy milk! I have to buy stinky fish! What else will it need? It does have cute ears and the tiniest pink nose. IT JUST WENT UP MY NEW VELVET DRAPERIES! It will not come down! fine. It can stay there and starve. See if I care. Now I have to go see if I even own a ladder. My dinner is getting impatient. He thinks that he is here for a job interview. As if I have the needs of a butler. Hmmm. Maybe I will let him get that flea bitten thing down before I partake. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 18, 2010
Oct 18, 2010 at 6:08 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (5)
I hold in my hand, a human heart. A mortal heart. A dead heart. Yet, for the briefest of instances, I felt it beat. That expansion of life. The thump, that is music to my ears. He put up quite a fight. his will was strong. I had to exert more than a mere thought of will upon his mind. I had to concentrate as never before. He was a new experience for me. It vexed me. He laughed at me in the end. Even as his own life's blood, filled my mouth and flowed down my throat. Even as his heart slowed, he laughed. He did not laugh when he saw his own heart in front of his cold dead eyes. I will keep this heart to remind myself of my struggle with a strong will. So as not to become to sure of myself and my prowess. But, I did win. A paper weight. Or I could rest my quill within it, like a pin cushion. It looks rather nice upon my desk. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 3:47 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (14)
I thirst! I Hunger! It gnaws at me. Pulls at me, my mind is on fire. Through my window, I see now that the moon will soon be full. A day or two at the most to wait. Then will come the beasts. The mortal men who prowl amid their madness. Growling, baying, ripping, shredding. I am connected to them through their blood lust. I feel their need. It doubles my own. My clothes chafe. My skin crawls. I need to **** Not hunt....KILL! Yet something hold me back. Keeping me captive in my lair. It will not allow me to purge this keening need. It keeps me waiting, the need to **** growing. It is ecstasy in it's pain. I have shut Crystal out. I am not in control of my senses. She smells now of food. I will not! Two more days at the most. Then I feast! ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 22, 2010
Oct 22, 2010 at 7:20 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (10)
Death came on this night. But it was not by my hand. He had been a friend. Those that sought vengeance on me, found I had one weakness. One for a mortal. He had been as a father, for Thirty plus years. Although he asked no questions, he knew I was....different. They used him to trap me. But I knew this day would come. I dreaded it so. I killed the three who dared try. It came at a precious price. I have one regret, other than his cruel ****** While he lay dying. He saw the monster I am and his eyes showed fear of me. ~Lord Kellington This is the fourth installment from The Diaries Of Lord Kellington
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Oct 18, 2010
Oct 18, 2010 at 6:06 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (4)