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"kebabs" poems
You're trouble, you're toil. Yes, trouble and toil. With you I think I'll bring to the boil. A pinch of salt and a teaspoon of oil but not too much, your taste it'll spoil. I'll take off your beard. To eat that would be weird. But gristle that makes your knees into crackling . . . . . . oh yes please. With mint sauce on each cheek, two kebabs that are seekh. Not keen on the chin so I hope you don't mind, that goes straight in the bin. Chop, chew, swallow and digest. Can you guess which part of you I like best? It's your nose that I grate all around the edge of my plate and because I've asked "Please" that you try not to sneeze. It makes a much better garnish than parmesan cheese. Savoury poetry by Kaydee.
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Jul 24, 2018
Jul 24, 2018 at 4:46 PM UTC
Are You Being Served.
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 8:38 PM UTC
THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS HERE
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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The Zebra smiles at the Lion Who is wondering when he gets fed The Rhino looks across at the Zebra and this is what he said..... "Why are you grinning my friend especially at the old Lion over there" The Zebra replied that he was in a good mood and to be judged just is not being fair. "I was not judging just a little bemused and wondering why the good mood todtay he saw no reason for it - he wanted some mud a nice dollop of sticky mud to have a **** good play. But he knew life was not a bowl of cherries not that cherries are his overall delight No rains meant no mud and certainly n o smiles not unless he put up one hell of a **** fight The Zebra hated mud could not see the attraction cherries gave him wind too and at both ends What a mess I'd be in he thought he started to think Looking over at the Lion - what a strange signal he sends The Lion was drooling over Zebra kebabs and Rhino stew a little carrot and parsley he thought would be nice drenched in gravy - his eyeballs spun round - they noticed and ran off fast they dd not need telling twice. Blast thought the Lion wheres my dinner gone has the place gone mad and have I gone wild This time the Rhino understood the Zebra and this time they both stood and smiled
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Aug 11, 2018
Aug 11, 2018 at 4:52 PM UTC
SMILING
I pull the curtains over tight so the sticky light will not let in the morning. I miss waking up in Europe with the strange European light coming in pouring in the narrow windows of Dutch Tower houses or busy Berlin apartment streets with kebabs cooking and kids crying the stillness of frosty Dublin suburbs in the winters and the bite of the air on bare cheeks and knuckles and the eerie sound of invisible birds and clock towers belling on Sundays resonating in the crystal air. And I start thinking about all the things I never did which is sometimes worse than thinking about all the things I have done
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Feb 19, 2021
Feb 19, 2021 at 6:18 AM UTC
Europe
You could tell by Mamie’s face she was sick of shish kebabs in fact it seemed that the whole Moroccan holiday was kind of getting to her sensibilities from the standing on the two brick toilets to the shish kebab food misadventure let’s go walk on the beach she said before I throw up with this crap and so you walked with her down through the path to the beach the moon and stars above in a black patchwork sky the sound of the sea rushing in and out and the voices of the others getting less and less and she said looking up at the sky isn’t scary that sky why is it scary? you asked it’s so vast like it goes on forever she said I think Pascal found the immensity of the night sky disturbing you said Pascal? Is he on the coach? Is he on the tour? she asked no he was a mathematician and physicist and inventor and Christian philosopher in the 17th century oh right she said boring **** come on let’s get on the beach and lay down and stare at the sky and stars and that bright moon and then we can snuggle up close and we’ll see what comes and she pulled you onto the beach and the damp sand eased itself between your toes and the smell of the sea hit you and the sounds and the wind from off the sea’s shoulder and she pulled you down on the beach beside her and you lay back and looked up and the vast sky seemed to press down on you both and she laughed and said it kind of makes you seem small and insignificant doesn’t it she said you felt her hand in yours a soft pulse of her being right there like a small beeping drum and she turned and looked at you and smiled and her smile was captured by the moon’s glow and you said we need to remember this moment this being here this newness of being and she laughed and said don’t get too deep on me and she leaned in close to you and kissed you and her tongue entered you and the whole sky seemed to witness the moment seemed to want to embrace the kiss the bright humanness in her moonlit face.
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Oct 25, 2012
Oct 25, 2012 at 8:42 AM UTC
BENEATH A MORROCAN SKY.
You could tell by Mamie’s face she was sick of shish kebabs in fact it seemed that the whole Moroccan holiday was kind of getting to her sensibilities from the standing on the two brick toilets to the shish kebab food misadventure let’s go walk on the beach she said before I throw up with this crap and so you walked with her down through the path to the beach the moon and stars above in a black patchwork sky the sound of the sea rushing in and out and the voices of the others getting less and less and she said looking up at the sky isn’t scary that sky why is it scary? you asked it’s so vast like it goes on forever she said I think Pascal found the immensity of the night sky disturbing you said Pascal? Is he on the coach? Is he on the tour? she asked no he was a mathematician and physicist and inventor and Christian philosopher in the 17th century oh right she said boring **** come on let’s get on the beach and lay down and stare at the sky and stars and that bright moon and then we can snuggle up close and we’ll see what comes and she pulled you onto the beach and the damp sand eased itself between your toes and the smell of the sea hit you and the sounds and the wind from off the sea’s shoulder and she pulled you down on the beach beside her and you lay back and looked up and the vast sky seemed to press down on you both and she laughed and said it kind of makes you seem small and insignificant doesn’t it she said you felt her hand in yours a soft pulse of her being right there like a small beeping drum and she turned and looked at you and smiled and her smile was captured by the moon’s glow and you said we need to remember this moment this being here this newness of being and she laughed and said don’t get too deep on me and she leaned in close to you and kissed you and her tongue entered you and the whole sky seemed to witness the moment seemed to want to embrace the kiss the bright humanness in her moonlit face.
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Shish kebabs shish kebabs that's all they have Miriam said as she sat at the bar of the base camp in Morocco I sat smoking and drinking a Bacardi they do salads I said in long French loaves I have those they’re healthier and quite filling she looked down her nose can't just have salad she said must have meat of some kind well don't look at me I’m too skinny for a decent meal she laughed and sat closer to me at the bar can you get me a drink? sure what you having? same as you ok Bacardi and coke it is so I asked the bar keep for her drink   and he went off to get it a cigarette hanging from his lower lip what did you think of the belly dancer last night? I asked not my thing she said but I see you liked it yes it was a good experience heard about them but never seen one before last night I said the bar keep brought her drink and I paid him he went off and I said how did you sleep? not good I had Moaning Minnie with me and she moaned because I came in the tent at 3am what time do you call this? she moaned some of us are trying to sleep she moaned on for ages after I think she was moaning still in her dreams I suppose you slept? she said yes I crept in my tent and fell asleep over my suitcase I was too **** tired to move it and the ex-army guy was zeroed lucky you not really I would rather have had you there than him snoring like some bear   what makes you think I’d sleep with you? you did the other night after the beach party she sipped her drink and looked at the menu card that was different she said yes it was I said we went in your tent and Moaning Minnie came in and turfed me out Miriam smiled if she'd come five minutes earlier she'd have got an eyeful yes that would have been a bundle of laughs Miriam ordered a salad roll and sipped her Bacardi and coke   I sipped mine and enjoyed my smoke.
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May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 2:30 AM UTC
MIRIAM AT THE BAR.
Shish kebabs shish kebabs that's all they have Miriam said as she sat at the bar of the base camp in Morocco I sat smoking and drinking a Bacardi they do salads I said in long French loaves I have those they’re healthier and quite filling she looked down her nose can't just have salad she said must have meat of some kind well don't look at me I’m too skinny for a decent meal she laughed and sat closer to me at the bar can you get me a drink? sure what you having? same as you ok Bacardi and coke it is so I asked the bar keep for her drink   and he went off to get it a cigarette hanging from his lower lip what did you think of the belly dancer last night? I asked not my thing she said but I see you liked it yes it was a good experience heard about them but never seen one before last night I said the bar keep brought her drink and I paid him he went off and I said how did you sleep? not good I had Moaning Minnie with me and she moaned because I came in the tent at 3am what time do you call this? she moaned some of us are trying to sleep she moaned on for ages after I think she was moaning still in her dreams I suppose you slept? she said yes I crept in my tent and fell asleep over my suitcase I was too **** tired to move it and the ex-army guy was zeroed lucky you not really I would rather have had you there than him snoring like some bear   what makes you think I’d sleep with you? you did the other night after the beach party she sipped her drink and looked at the menu card that was different she said yes it was I said we went in your tent and Moaning Minnie came in and turfed me out Miriam smiled if she'd come five minutes earlier she'd have got an eyeful yes that would have been a bundle of laughs Miriam ordered a salad roll and sipped her Bacardi and coke   I sipped mine and enjoyed my smoke.
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Step One: Write down on a piece of lined paper that living is a-okay. Step Two: Tell yourself that Step One is malarkey but realistic. Step Three: Make a campfire and have some sweet shish kebabs with strawberries, marshmallows, and bananas. Step Four: Burn the stick when you finish. (It'll be more satisfying.) Step Five: Watch five or six episodes of your favorite show and regret every second of it. Step Six: Learn a bunch of useless facts about a specific animal and relentlessly tell them to your family or friends. ( Or even a stranger if you are feeling dangerous.) Step Seven: Jump/get throw into a cold pool and as you flail around feel the goosebumps on your skin and the weightlessness of your bones. Step Eight: Throw a party, and clean up the mess the next morning. Step Nine: Sit in front of a desk with pen in hand. Step Ten: Repeat Step One and skip Step Two.
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Aug 19, 2014
Aug 19, 2014 at 12:21 AM UTC
How to Write a Poem About Being Happy
Miryam stands beside two Arabs and a camel to be photographed. Baruch presses the shutter of the camera and the scene is captured. She pays the two young men and they walk off with the camel talking in their own tongue. She adjusts the bikini top. Brauch puts away the camera. Someone said they expect to be paid, she says. Why not, Baruch says, watching her fiddle with her bikini bottom, her fine behind. The Moroccan beach is deserted, except for the departing men and camel further along the beach. She complains of the heat, fingers her fuzzy hair, stares at Baruch, scratches her nose, gives a Monroe pose, hands on hips. Take me like this, she says. He obliges. He shutters the camera, his eyes capture, stores away her image, in more ways than one. She talks of his drinking into the small hours in that Tangier's night club the guide took them to, the belly dancer, the snake charmer. On the way back to the camp in the back of the truck with the others, he remembers, the kissing, the embracing, stirring his pecker. She talks of the early morning sky, the smell of kebabs, her feeling heady, how she thought he'd come to her tent. Too tired, he says, besides I had to think of your reputation. Others would know. I'm not a nun, she says, getting me stirred up and then leaving to stew. They walk hand in hand along the beach, the tide coming in, touching their feet. She talks of her parents, medical professionals, the boy she had a crush on who went off with someone else. Baruch feels her pulsing along the wrist, his fingers holding there. She talks of the other evening when they came down there to escape the noisy party at the camp, the dancing, the music, the wine. He recalls the darkness, the deep tuffs of grass before the beach was reached, she and him, kissing, embracing, moonlight shining, stars like scattered sparkling diamonds. No one missed us, she says, no one knew about me and you. He remembers the echo of music over head, the gentle breeze, distant voices, her murmurings, sound of sea upon the beach, both feeling and touching, giving pleasure, each to each.
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Jul 14, 2013
Jul 14, 2013 at 3:24 AM UTC
EACH TO EACH.
Miryam stands beside two Arabs and a camel to be photographed. Baruch presses the shutter of the camera and the scene is captured. She pays the two young men and they walk off with the camel talking in their own tongue. She adjusts the bikini top. Brauch puts away the camera. Someone said they expect to be paid, she says. Why not, Baruch says, watching her fiddle with her bikini bottom, her fine behind. The Moroccan beach is deserted, except for the departing men and camel further along the beach. She complains of the heat, fingers her fuzzy hair, stares at Baruch, scratches her nose, gives a Monroe pose, hands on hips. Take me like this, she says. He obliges. He shutters the camera, his eyes capture, stores away her image, in more ways than one. She talks of his drinking into the small hours in that Tangier's night club the guide took them to, the belly dancer, the snake charmer. On the way back to the camp in the back of the truck with the others, he remembers, the kissing, the embracing, stirring his pecker. She talks of the early morning sky, the smell of kebabs, her feeling heady, how she thought he'd come to her tent. Too tired, he says, besides I had to think of your reputation. Others would know. I'm not a nun, she says, getting me stirred up and then leaving to stew. They walk hand in hand along the beach, the tide coming in, touching their feet. She talks of her parents, medical professionals, the boy she had a crush on who went off with someone else. Baruch feels her pulsing along the wrist, his fingers holding there. She talks of the other evening when they came down there to escape the noisy party at the camp, the dancing, the music, the wine. He recalls the darkness, the deep tuffs of grass before the beach was reached, she and him, kissing, embracing, moonlight shining, stars like scattered sparkling diamonds. No one missed us, she says, no one knew about me and you. He remembers the echo of music over head, the gentle breeze, distant voices, her murmurings, sound of sea upon the beach, both feeling and touching, giving pleasure, each to each.
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The music from the base camp a few miles from Tangiers could still be heard from the beach where you and Mamie lay looking out at he sea and moon she spoke of romantic things her parents her job her hopes you listened looked at her there her eyes capturing moonlight her hair her lips moving words her hands about your waist yours on her back and thigh some one laughed from the base camp more cheering clapping music coming and going in waves caught by a slight wind   Mamie became silent and kissed you her lips on yours pressing on her tongue entering her hands over you she closed her eyes sea sound wind touching skin voices from the base camp a guitar sound voices singing she ********** (what was left to undress) you moving in smell of sea and scent taste on lips and tongue gin and shish kebabs darkness closing in moonlight and stars and her kisses moving to your neck and cheek and you sensing her warmth her nearness skin on skin tough grass by beach sands voice calling laughter Mamie wordless just sounds and breath and you feeling her flesh the fingers moving sea waves coming in shush of the sea passions high distant sounds guitar and laughter and singing riding the waves you and she and the god almighty rough moving sea.
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Jun 11, 2013
Jun 11, 2013 at 4:41 AM UTC
ROUGH MOVING SEA.
Mid way through my kebab last night You would not have guessed what had caught my sight A diamond coin that stood out like my thumb After hitting it with a hammer while DIY for my Mum It was not the ordinary type A side portrait of a reptilian ***** It was circular But it wasn't shiny It looked ***** But it wasn't grimy It gave me the feeling of fools Gold But with the reassurances of a diamond that hadn't been Sold I took it home I took it home I swear I took it home! "Must be with the fairies dear,They'l know" "You can knock on there little door the next time you go *** the quicker you shut up the less time you'l be out in the Snow" Fine Condemn me But when I find it You'l love me If you don't believe me You can't trust me Don't see it now You don't know me Adiós I'm Gone Into the snow I'l Run To the kebab house I'l Go By the tall pavements under mounds of snow where the fairies live and the diamonds do grow
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Apr 3, 2015
Apr 3, 2015 at 8:35 PM UTC
Diamonds and Kebabs
He gave me tulips But I wanted roses He bought me golden ring But I wished for a diamond He took me to the beaches But I preferred the malls He suggested the movies But I loved my cosy home He played football But I loved the indoor games.. He read only newspapers But I took all novels to bed He ate rice and curry and kebabs But I adored Chinese, Indian .. in fact all types of food.. He hated vegetables... Woo... but I adored salads.. He loved his comfort zone But I loved the adventures... Between night and day... Between North and South... Between someone like me and someone like you.. Could we ever ever fit in between? Mad... Off he went to his country... and left me all alone to ponder... of how.. of why.. of will... of what... This opposite attract ... Love and hate... hate and Love.... Searching for just a tiny bit of similarity... so this love could last till eternity...
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 11:11 PM UTC
Opposite attract....
A dog, a cat, and tiny fluffy mouse Are learning Spanish in their English house Since they are going to the Southern Spain They need to train their little stupid brain The dog says: “My name is el perro grande I love the singer Ariana Grande But I hate cats and cats I eat them all May they be big, may they be very small” The cat says: “My name is el gato ***** I’m learning Spanish, it makes me alegro But I hate mice and mice I eat them all May they be big, may they be very small” The fluffy mouse says: “I am el ratón I love some queso and I love jamón But most of all I love them cats and dogs In Turkish kebabs and in big hotdogs”
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May 6, 2018
May 6, 2018 at 9:29 AM UTC
The Dog, The Cat, & Fluffy Mouse
Static still void slowly Reveals through blurred Lines and smeared paints The figure of love or some- Thing familiar enough. I sit Suspended between two Languages, indebted to Different philosophies, and At any given time I find Teeth loosed from my mouth As they are ripped out; sour Taste of an omen ever Present on my taste buds, Ever scraping my knee Caps as I fall to them In some rapture, I bleed My youth on dusk bathed Blacktop of the school Yard. I see towering womanly Love, a monument to shake Foundation, almost completely Out of view, piercing overcast Skies, yet not taking any Clouds with it. I sit on ornate Carpets of kebabs & half Filled tea cups, stomach Deep in some obscure Fear of my desires. The dog That loves me most of all Is never allowed inside The house. He sits valiantly Outside, chained to a Watermelon tree. Heavy Heavy things all around me, All things light and Soft, even in sleep stasis Feel ever as ever Out of reach; beyond even The scope of my dreams.
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Mar 9, 2017
Mar 9, 2017 at 9:50 PM UTC
"On the first page of my dreambook"
We were once well acquainted with the wee small hours adept at navigating neon jungles and the deeps of kitchen philosophies entwined with kebabs and illicit frissons, in vino veritas conspiracies that took weeks to unpick and apologise for but passed Now, if seen, those hours hold different snags, surrounding plants are far less exotic but familiar brambles cut deep, immutable truths roar when the ***** doesn’t do the talking and morning burrs not so easily dislodged by a full English and a million teas
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Apr 8, 2021
Apr 8, 2021 at 2:47 AM UTC
Small hours
Heavy bearing the day in the city of distress, getting back to my place, in my head there's a mess, tough to go to sleep, so I stick to my flask, close up a rizla and take care of my skunk. Every one racing up - for their personal clap-clap, running through busy streets with no time to ghasp, pale and invisible - modern day ghost. City of kebabs vs beans on toast. Sunshine's not much more than a shadow from the past, people puking on toga on a late night bus, need the medicine - to stop living in a rush, in this massive brain-washing our life's running past. I remember the food, I remember the taste, I remember the beach and I wanna reframe, I remember the nature, I'm afraid I'll forget, I remember my life but there's no time for that. --- 9-to-5 ghospel, first-world rap, call it that, blues for who's got answers, money for the rich **** I've no real complain, but it rains over my reason, living in the city that's got only one season. I need clearing up, fresh air from this prison, needa breath something that don't smell like poison, needa look outside at the end of the day, and know that there is something beyond the grey. Been staring for hours at an off-licence shelf, browsing for nothing, maybe looking for myself, lobotomised by the lifeless lights, the only noise: the cars outside. Nothing and everything - just floating around a party on a boat, a rave underground, the late night workers, the drop of a pound, every night is the longest, every day passes by. Lot of money goes wasted but nothing to buy, This city is the woman that I'll never betray. This city commands, you shut up and obey. This city is the white, the black and the grey.
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Apr 22, 2014
Apr 22, 2014 at 8:37 PM UTC
London
Heavy bearing the day in the city of distress, getting back to my place, in my head there's a mess, tough to go to sleep, so I stick to my flask, close up a rizla and take care of my skunk. Every one racing up - for their personal clap-clap, running through busy streets with no time to ghasp, pale and invisible - modern day ghost. City of kebabs vs beans on toast. Sunshine's not much more than a shadow from the past, people puking on toga on a late night bus, need the medicine - to stop living in a rush, in this massive brain-washing our life's running past. I remember the food, I remember the taste, I remember the beach and I wanna reframe, I remember the nature, I'm afraid I'll forget, I remember my life but there's no time for that. --- 9-to-5 ghospel, first-world rap, call it that, blues for who's got answers, money for the rich **** I've no real complain, but it rains over my reason, living in the city that's got only one season. I need clearing up, fresh air from this prison, needa breath something that don't smell like poison, needa look outside at the end of the day, and know that there is something beyond the grey. Been staring for hours at an off-licence shelf, browsing for nothing, maybe looking for myself, lobotomised by the lifeless lights, the only noise: the cars outside. Nothing and everything - just floating around a party on a boat, a rave underground, the late night workers, the drop of a pound, every night is the longest, every day passes by. Lot of money goes wasted but nothing to buy, This city is the woman that I'll never betray. This city commands, you shut up and obey. This city is the white, the black and the grey.
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Ah, those popular wishes of giving the fat a trim Beauty is now the monopoly of the slim! Sinuous and slender The hourglass figure The thinner, the better. Dieting and slimming down tricks of course selling like hot cakes Tis a pity, she can't eat to her heart's content and desire for rounded figures they no longer admire. But as long as scrumptious samosas keep frying in pans and delicious pizzas keep baking in 'em' ovens it'd be hard to keep the ****** calorie count or to live in fear of the expanding waistline mount. Ah, those mouth- watering deep-fried kebabs are entirely to blame for my yo-yo dieting! Gosh to cut down on cheese and butter slab is one tough way to get rid of body flab. This war against weight is weighing upon her mind, instead of being simply chubby and straight We gotta maintain teen contours and curves we find! You do know this is a war you've got to be winning. It's those extra pounds and not the war you have to be losing. Or the other skinny lasses will be smirking, grinning. Ah, but all young ladies must as well beware: Dragoness Anorexia's engulfing lair or how her crony Bulimia too can ensnare! So pals better be about ill- health more cautious  rather than being overly so weight-conscious. :) You can be loved despite your plump weight I've seen many a curvy plus size woman admired and adored by her soulmate. So dears don't overeat or starve yourself You don't have to be a tiny elfin fairy or elf.
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Oct 26, 2022
Oct 26, 2022 at 7:59 AM UTC
Shed such weighty worries
A body skewed On knobby kebabs Of sloppy *****
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Aug 7, 2014
Aug 7, 2014 at 4:02 AM UTC
Untitled
Perhaps the day is waning Maybe corpses in their graves are Wriggling With the worms And in turn Maybe gods are laughing I don't know, or care Perhaps they’re up on high Maybe they’re just high Giggling With their cronies And ambrosia Flows like rivers Perhaps it flows like rivers Through their fingers Perhaps their fingers are the rivers - They are gods after all And they smoke joints in the park And they get kebabs at 2 AM And they get kicked out of bars And they do it all again Until their words slur And they do it all again And whiskey runs like water And laughter runs like water This is a litany, a prayer A toast, blessing, laughter This is us giving a homeless person 10 bucks and our last tinnie Just because we can This is us waving at occupied taxi cabs and night buses This is us singing hallelujahs This is us making guns out of fingers This is us laughing at Those poor souls who are too embarrassed to laugh This is us wasted in a graveyard, saluting all the names Claiming that we’ll never die ‘Cos we’re gods here, we walk on and run on this town.
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Mar 4, 2016
Mar 4, 2016 at 5:57 AM UTC
Urban Gods
Whatever is that urge, that unthoughtful splurge, to annihilate every last thought of that day to drink to kingdom come, conversations with anyone, and spend all that you have been paid what ungodly flicker of thought, has you drinking that last drop that you bought until the sun rises, awake on a bench, lessons that really cannot be taught Rewind that human clock, until a time when all was once well hindsight on a wrong word said, tripped in conversation, drink brings up its show and tell that marriage that you could have had, now stalked each day on Facebook sent them a drunk friend request, regrets in the morning, crazy thoughts that overtook I love you man, a Tesco ban, for stealing ***** after the midnight hour of twelve we laughed and sang, kebabs and dips, only here once so what the hell the morning after, 12 cans and draught ale, anything that doesn’t touch the sides your head is thumping, hair of the dog is calling, Round 2 of this stupid drunken ride But at what point do we put the brakes on, man’s liver this wasn’t built for, the older the less wiser you’ve tried the lagers, you’ve tried the ciders, lets knock it on the head, time for the Tizer for the greyer the hair the less you can bare, as our bodies are not getting any younger now I love to be merry, but it’s a weight I can’t carry, as drink is a thing I can’t do any longer Drunk JJB
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Jul 5, 2018
Jul 5, 2018 at 4:01 PM UTC
Drunk
We met in the heat of the discotheque they played the sixties all night long afterwards I jumped the queue for kebabs and you had Shish, Later still, the hesitation before a kiss frightened I'd miss the moment but never did and confirmation of a further assignation at the discotheque where we met next Saturday night feels like a hundred year wait until we get back on the dance floor and gyrate once more to the beat I can still feel the heat of your lips. It's not wishing on a star that has brought me this far it's the red vauxhall viva my fathers old car she sits under the hanging dice, I think our names on the windscreen would look rather nice she says no and I go along with her.
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Apr 28, 2017
Apr 28, 2017 at 1:14 AM UTC
Early seventies
Party time in the club Enjoying one selves every day Loud music playing in the corner Close to the bar so people can get ****** Then a man came up to the other man and said he was a loser and that man gave him An almighty wollop Over the head and he started To fall down He went to the dentist to fix up his teeth And after that he went to see Damien leith His music was cool And everyone danced And other people headed to The lounges for a bit of romance He drank a vb followed by a XXXX And lied down on the lounge Waiting for a bit of *** We see 25 chicken kebabs On the kart outside I think the man running it Went inside To get more ingredients To make them happy The crowd said come on Be very snappy Cream sitting on the lounge Mark sitting there having a bit of a winge Not good not bad not great But not horrible You see the homeless Are waiting for their meal All you care about is Drinking beer and then spew
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Aug 9, 2017
Aug 9, 2017 at 6:48 AM UTC
partying comes at a price
don't get comfortable they're going to line us up and use us all for target practise to get their eye in and as we're dying they'll tie us to a barbecue and skewer us into kebabs. Eyes in the mortuary and on the slabs keeping tabs on dead men and their valuables for it's waste not want not he wants what we've got and they've got the time on their side and they make omissions set up commissions give out concessions but cede ****** all.
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Feb 26, 2017
Feb 26, 2017 at 6:23 AM UTC
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"These days you are not at home, Somu, The rooms seem blackened like a dying dumb ghost, dead and deaf like an ageless planet, you see. The walls breathe silence, like flowers which bend with the rain, And, I twist and age with time like grapes of wrath. Dear somu, I saw you in the photo, on Facebook dear boy, To be honest you have become fat, like your mother when she was six, Eat less cheese and burgers and cream, to fix these things, Try veggies and salads to make you look thin. I am storing up some money, this year, To send you some sweets, During puja, we had fried chicken and fish kebabs and rolls, I made it as you liked it, a bit saucy with corn flour and chickpeas and all, Next time when you come, I would make it again" Read the letter, Signed, Your grandma Mini. Somu, as known as Somnath at his college, MIT to be honest you see. A good student and an economist to be soon, Somu is told to be the young Stiglitz, Who gets a bit sentimental at certain gloomy afternoons. But this letter came to him last Monday, at work, He couldn't read it properly as being busy is the way to look more and a bit more, tough and sharp. And as he came home today at nine, Like whiskey and lemon and contradictions which never seem to rhyme- came another Telephone at around ten, Informing the youngster about the death of one of his grandparents. "This is Baba, Your Mini is no more, Today at six, we found her collapsed at and over the toilet floor, Come home as soon as you can..." And He was Still holding the letter, helplessly within the shivering thrills of his cold and goofy tired hands. It was 11 at night and he was reading the letter once more, He was all but telling to himself-"this must be a dream to be sure..." He was thinking about so many things at a pace, And he felt about the world that he brought his Mini some disgrace.
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Oct 13, 2017
Oct 13, 2017 at 3:45 PM UTC
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"These days you are not at home, Somu, The rooms seem blackened like a dying dumb ghost, dead and deaf like an ageless planet, you see. The walls breathe silence, like flowers which bend with the rain, And, I twist and age with time like grapes of wrath. Dear somu, I saw you in the photo, on Facebook dear boy, To be honest you have become fat, like your mother when she was six, Eat less cheese and burgers and cream, to fix these things, Try veggies and salads to make you look thin. I am storing up some money, this year, To send you some sweets, During puja, we had fried chicken and fish kebabs and rolls, I made it as you liked it, a bit saucy with corn flour and chickpeas and all, Next time when you come, I would make it again" Read the letter, Signed, Your grandma Mini. Somu, as known as Somnath at his college, MIT to be honest you see. A good student and an economist to be soon, Somu is told to be the young Stiglitz, Who gets a bit sentimental at certain gloomy afternoons. But this letter came to him last Monday, at work, He couldn't read it properly as being busy is the way to look more and a bit more, tough and sharp. And as he came home today at nine, Like whiskey and lemon and contradictions which never seem to rhyme- came another Telephone at around ten, Informing the youngster about the death of one of his grandparents. "This is Baba, Your Mini is no more, Today at six, we found her collapsed at and over the toilet floor, Come home as soon as you can..." And He was Still holding the letter, helplessly within the shivering thrills of his cold and goofy tired hands. It was 11 at night and he was reading the letter once more, He was all but telling to himself-"this must be a dream to be sure..." He was thinking about so many things at a pace, And he felt about the world that he brought his Mini some disgrace.
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