Went to Carbondale to save my friend,
That was the night my life almost came to an end!
Pretty sure my kids saved my life, thank God they were there,
Pulled up to the wrong trailer and almost got shot, now that wasn't fair!
The ***** said get of my f...ing property and I asked if she knew where Kane stayed.
***** said no, so I called him and prayed!
Thank God he answered the phone, that probably helped too
When I got there Lizzy was passed out drunk and that kinda blew!
I realize it was the middle of the night,
But I had to save Lizzy, just knew it was right!
She was out and my kids wide awake,
The next day was fun, we went to the lake!
Southern Illinois is a beautiful place,
But everyone there is crazy and I knew I needed to return to my home base!
Brayden played the bongos and Karissa the tamborine,
Lizzy was so impressed, she gave them a large cuisine!
Brayden was such a mess,
I wondered why I even got him dressed!
We went to the castle park, that was cool though,
Both of my kids were just like "Woah!"
It was good to get back,
And out of that ghetto shack!
I like taking them on adventures,
And I hope they will always remember!
Just one example of me probably going too far for a friend but it all worked out in the end.