Sneakers, sandals, slippers, or flips
Flops and, socks, or maybe crocs.
Vans, and addida, champion too
Oh the many shoes to go through
But here is a man who knows shoes well
He has much to teach and tell
This man is named Mr. Ned
He has a shoe on his head
Mr. Ned went to school
The university of Crocs&Socks
Now all he wears is comfort shoes
Things that make him feel good and cool
So now lets hear the story
The story of Mr. Ned
The story of he got to where he is now
A story of his march ahead
Mr. Ned was a poor little boy
Grown up in the city of This Way And That
But poor little Ned had a no bed
No where to rest, but it was all his best
So Mr. Ned made a choice
He would travel abroad to study shoes
It was a good cause
To make sure no foot could lose
He went to school
The school of tick tocks
A place where he learned
Of sandals with clocks
He then moved on to Toe Boot School
Where he learned his boots
Inside and out
Making sure to know it all well through
But poor Mr. Ned didn't like any of those shoes, they made his feet hurt or uncomfortable
So he chose to move on to Sneaker Squeaker, a school of silent sound
But Ned didn't like this school one bit
It was all silent, but the squeak of the sneak, you could never be happy, making no noise, so he chose to move on
To the school of Shoe Boys
But when he arrived
The school wasn't for him
They chased him out
Throwing hard doll toys
That school was for girls
A lot of them too
The smell and the hair
Made Ned coocoo
He then decided
"Proffesional I should go"
So he chose to go
To the school of Shoe Snow
But that school was cold
Except for his feet
They were warm
Even through the sleet
So he left being freezing
And went to a beach
But all he found there
Was shoes white with bleach
Why you should ask?
Well it's really quite simple
The people love shoes
Not the yellow of sand
They want their shoes clean
Not fat, wide, or lean
So they made sure to put bleach
Where ever a shoe may land
But Mr. Ned decided that even
That wasn't for him
So he took a bus
To City Where Ever Whim
There he found a school of Crocs
Crocs with socks
Some shoes were black, others were red
Yet nothing there, was a sight of dread
The style was intricate
Fancy yet easy
A sock must be put in every croc
A sock and shoe was comfy
And made you want to walk
So Mr. Ned finally found what he loved
A sock with a Croc a style of uniqueness
A sock of DeWine, with a basic Shoe
Made it seem, like anything he could do
He marched up a hill
With a smile on his face
And a paintbrush in hand
Oh the color you could make your crocs
Yet it always washed off, with soap-a-krill
Socks with crocs were what he needed
He made sure to stand tall
And to announce his discovery
To all passerbys's he meeted
Mr. Ned now wears crocs and socks
A croc on his head
And socks on his feet
No heavy thing could ever slow him
Not even the eight of of a rock solid block
So please go ask of Mr. Ned of his journ
He has made it all around the world
But now Mr. Ned needs some rest
He lays down on his bed
Knowing He found the best.
