"joh" poems
Bas!
Mein kya karoon?
Kisne usse meri zindagi meh ahne ki ijazath di?
Kisne usse muje itna darde, aur itna pyaar dekhane ki ijazath di thi?
Kehte hai ke zindagi tab moor lathi hai jab banda sooch bhi nah sakhe,
Aihse raang dekhthe hai joh banda bhool hi nah sakhe
Oonshi gherahi, khamooshi, thunhaee
In num aakhoon ko kisi ne nahi poonchna
Iis khamoosh pal ki khamooshi koi shabd kese bhol paye?
Dil ghabraey
Hai, hai
Aajo,
Muje jungali bulao,
Bas, aake mujme doob jao.
s.q.
Jul 21, 2014
Jul 21, 2014 at 4:13 AM UTC
Don Lane and Graham Kennedy entertain in the after life cafe
Don lane '. Oh yeah I am putting on my top hat, and I also wear nothing else
Because I am dead now, and I don't have to worry about being appropriately dressed,
And I also have a lady sitting over at the bar, and she has great looking legs and *****
I want to go over to her, hey lady, how are you going today
Lady'. I am fine, and I am Marilyn Monroe
Don Lane'. I would've loved to interview on my show
Marilyn'. No, I heard the afterlife was a good place for me, I was famous in life, I don't want to be famous here.
Don Lane'. Ok let's go to this table, I know you as well, refresh my memory
And yes Ricky May poured sixteen ice cubes all over Don and
Don said well, obviously these people didn't want to be famous, ok, who are you
Man said'. I am Don Bradman
Don Lane'. You died before me, have you showed the afterlife how you played cricket
Don Bradman'. Yes, and we beat Saturn by 15 runs, and I finally averaged 100, it is pretty cool
Don Lane'. Who do you play next
Don Bradman'. Well this weekend we play the Martians from Mars
Don Lane'. Well here is Graham Kennedy with his after life song
Well I said I wouldn't make it here
Because of the weird joked I told
And I thought the devil will own my soul
But I was stood up straight and tall
Felthad a weird beer up here, they call it AAAA
And I have always wondered since that say
What does the A mean
Then it hit me, oh silly me
The A meant Afterlife
And we are with Ricky May and Tony Grieg
And Don Bradman and Joh Bjieke peterson
Yes, this afterlife is so much fun with a AAAA in my hand,
Ok Don Lane let's parry in the afterlife
Don Lane'. Ok thanks Graham, now here is Bon Scott with his after life song
The clouds are shaking
And the moon is rocking with the men who are put in there
To scare bad guys away from doing evil on earth
And yes, AC/DC are still going strong on Earth
And I am doing well up here , because it is so easy, man
To be fit and healthy up here, I said you
Shook the after life, all night long
Oh yeah baby, you
Shook the afterlife, all night long
Don Lane'. See you next time, bye
Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 11:45 PM UTC
Don Lane and Graham Kennedy entertain in the after life cafe
Don lane '. Oh yeah I am putting on my top hat, and I also wear nothing else
Because I am dead now, and I don't have to worry about being appropriately dressed,
And I also have a lady sitting over at the bar, and she has great looking legs and *****
I want to go over to her, hey lady, how are you going today
Lady'. I am fine, and I am Marilyn Monroe
Don Lane'. I would've loved to interview on my show
Marilyn'. No, I heard the afterlife was a good place for me, I was famous in life, I don't want to be famous here.
Don Lane'. Ok let's go to this table, I know you as well, refresh my memory
And yes Ricky May poured sixteen ice cubes all over Don and
Don said well, obviously these people didn't want to be famous, ok, who are you
Man said'. I am Don Bradman
Don Lane'. You died before me, have you showed the afterlife how you played cricket
Don Bradman'. Yes, and we beat Saturn by 15 runs, and I finally averaged 100, it is pretty cool
Don Lane'. Who do you play next
Don Bradman'. Well this weekend we play the Martians from Mars
Don Lane'. Well here is Graham Kennedy with his after life song
Well I said I wouldn't make it here
Because of the weird joked I told
And I thought the devil will own my soul
But I was stood up straight and tall
Felthad a weird beer up here, they call it AAAA
And I have always wondered since that say
What does the A mean
Then it hit me, oh silly me
The A meant Afterlife
And we are with Ricky May and Tony Grieg
And Don Bradman and Joh Bjieke peterson
Yes, this afterlife is so much fun with a AAAA in my hand,
Ok Don Lane let's parry in the afterlife
Don Lane'. Ok thanks Graham, now here is Bon Scott with his after life song
The clouds are shaking
And the moon is rocking with the men who are put in there
To scare bad guys away from doing evil on earth
And yes, AC/DC are still going strong on Earth
And I am doing well up here , because it is so easy, man
To be fit and healthy up here, I said you
Shook the after life, all night long
Oh yeah baby, you
Shook the afterlife, all night long
Don Lane'. See you next time, bye
Mar 7, 2015
Mar 7, 2015 at 4:32 AM UTC
party zone with johnny brown
johnny’ hi dudes and welcime to the 2nd party zone for 2016 and tonight we are going
to party real hard and our first party dude is lorraine
lorraine’ i want to be so happy
i want to be so cool
i want to drink scotch on the rocks following a lovely bbq
i am very happy as happy as can be
i don’t know why i am so happy
i only know i am, party on dudes
johnny’ yeah you look like you are ready to party tonight
lorraine’ it’s the end of the working week, why not
johnny’ ok here is patric weezer
pattrick’ one sheep two fish red fish blue fish
going ba ba ba every ****** where
five sheep six sheep silver sheep black sheep
you see it’s hard to become the black sheep of the family
nine fish ten fish isn’t that a dainty dish
to put before prince william on the way to buckingham palace today
eleven fish twelve fish
i wonder who i will find at the party for my best mate tom
it’s fine to have fish, especially down the coast with chips
johnny’ are you creative
patrick’ yeah, i am an artist and a writer and a youtube entertainer, i am cool
johnny’ ok here is harry with a great rhyme
dave bought a honday for his best friend rhonda
to make her pretty wealthy
dave bought a honda
and he will make it a party
yeah, we will get down and boogie and say oh lay
hey little old lady
pretty pretty baby
saying
dave bought a honda for his aunty flo who went home to make pumpkin scones for joh
but joh didn’t want any cause he ws too right wing
dave bought a honda from adelaide and every night we say dave bought a honda for everyone around oh dude
johnny’ yeah what a great one, but your choice of politicians, ya know a bit old and dead
harry’ yeah, but i am 56 years old and i still want to party
johnny’ here is another party song from kenneth
kenneth’ 16 pounds to buy a car with
it is a very cheap car if it costs that much
a dollar bill to buy a car mat
cause it really protects your car floor
and aussie cent ain’t around anymore, cause it can’t afford anything no fear, so chuck it away my friend
a japanese coin is a wonderful coin
i notice how there is a hole in the middle, to stick your finger in, yeah
$16 is a lot ya see
you could buy an expensive tub of honey from the bee
so if you spend all this money now
just remember the tune from hello in the ‘80s with oh yeah bow bow
johnny’ thank you kenneth
kenneth, yeah, and i am ready to pardddy, now party dudes, have the best hangover cure if you are totally wasted tomorrow
johnny’ thank you kenneth and thanks dudes for enjoying party zone
catch ya later dudes
Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 6:11 AM UTC
Mai jee raha tha adhoora aaj tak,
Chahiye the saath tera mujhe har waqt,
Maangta tha tujhe paane ke hazaro mannat,
Iss baar Khuda ne sun li thi meri yeh ibadat ,
Aaj hai mere paas ek behen, joh sune meri har baat,
Ek behen, joh jhele mere bachpane ko har raat,
Dil se keh raha hoon, meri behen meh kuch toh alag hai baat,
Maa baap ne sabh kuch diya, par kuch cheez thi adhoori,
Aaj tum aagayi ** aur voh cheez ** gayi hai poori,
Meri pyaari behen, tum ** itni nek,
Mai fakr se keh sakta hoon, tum ** laakhon meh ek, Laakhon meh ek....
Pratyush.
Jul 1, 2019
Jul 1, 2019 at 10:15 AM UTC
"Ishq woh Aag Hai joh Jagaye Na Lage - Aur Buzaaye Na Buze"
~~~
Many waters cannot,
quench love,
neither can the floods
drown it.
If a man offered for love
all the wealth of his house,
he would be utterly despised.
Many women cannot quench
a real mans heart only one,
A true love twin flame, may.
A twin flame can't be bought
nor sold or given away
his art is priceless.
~~
Loves flame cannot be
extinguished.
except contained by my beloved.
flame who truly loves me.
I would lead thee, bring thee
into my mother's house, who would instruct me to cause thee
to drink of spiced wine;
of the juice of my pomegranate,
or my aged bubbly Purepecha champagne aged by my father David
under my starry skies where I was born.queen of my father's
forest lands.
Oh dearly mine beloved..GR
How I love thee.
~~~~
Inspired by King Salomon.
and the love of my life.
Sep 6, 2021
Sep 6, 2021 at 6:01 PM UTC
who is me? brush my hair
who is me? comb my hair
I
Am Jo
I am Joh
I am Johan
I am Johann
I am Johanna
Who is me? I am I am like good girl
Sep 17, 2013
Sep 17, 2013 at 6:56 AM UTC
Karta hu mein anurodh sakrkar see
Mat baato pratibhaoo ko aarakshan ki talwar see
Mat baato insan ko
Samanyata k naam pe
Jo sresth hai use ko Milne chaiye pad
Jo worest hai use kaise bante ** best
Na woh bade hai
Na hum chote hai
Joh sreasth hai, Wahe best hai
Toh Kyu hai yeah reservation ki Dewar
Todh do aur KR do sabko saman
#reservation #hellopoetry
Feb 19, 2018
Feb 19, 2018 at 8:19 AM UTC
Clarence Allan I am travelling around between Saturn and Jupiter
You see, Brian, I hated Newcastle in the 70s, I hated being an old man cranky with his
Grandson, but it was the Buddhist karma that made me as angry as that, but I am enjoying
Flying around in outer space, and I can tell you I am Ryan Clatk, yes, I still wanted to be
Close to you, but I still don't want you to meet my earth body, and that is why I stayed away, you remember when I my wife asked you if you were watching home and away, that is because I knew, if you watched it, you will like Sam Marshall, because I got into the home and away writers, minds to get them to create a character, that brings my grandson Brian closer to being respected by younger people, and I don't really want you to, stop your running, cause I don't want you to ruin your achievement of goals, even choosing the date
When you die, because, you need to be fit and healthy, and Sam Marshall is your role model,
To tru to be like more than anyone, I was sort of angry when you thought I was Macauley culikn, but really mate, he is a total drug addict, who can't control his addiction,,and I let
You believe I was Macauley Culkin, because it was a belief, but you really thought that Sam
Was you when I was alive, and mate, yes he was, I remember you bring like him too, and I am impressed that even if he was a bit different to you in parts, you are still determined to
Believe he is like you, and I admire that in a person. You are going to go a long way especially when you aren't ******* people off.
I wished you still watched Bondi rescue, but dude that is my earth body's Joh, now look at my wikipedia and see how much the movie I was costs, keep it, Just to keep it in your collection, you are the only one in your family, that believes the truth, and also you are the only one in your family that will gain good respect by me and all the others.
So keep doing what you do, and enjoy your life, dude
Jan 15, 2015
Jan 15, 2015 at 11:35 PM UTC
Dear Friend,
Today I turned.
I turned off the wake up crow of the radio announcer.
I turned pale at the arrival of the day.
I turned over and tried to go back to sleep.
I turned green at the hopes of those half my age.
I turned red with anger - or frustration - at the
Seas still to cross,
Mountains still to climb,
Ideas still to pursue.
I turned and looked at my children - and was proud.
I turned back the sheets.
I turned out of bed.
I turned into an elephant carried three bundles of giggles out the door.
I turned into the kitchen and a bundle fell off - still giggling.
I turned into someone's father, but only for a moment, then we were friends again.
I turned up the heat in the griller and the toast darkened and dried out more quickly.
I turned for the milk and there was none left.
I turned into a street I'd never travelled before.
I turned off when I heard it was Joh Bjelke-Petersen's birthday.
I returned.
I turned into someone's friend and was still her father.
I turned thirty.
Aug 24, 2014
Aug 24, 2014 at 5:58 AM UTC
Tekenen is mannelijk
gemakkelijker dan rekenen
in de les heb ik niet opgelet
maar wel wat moois op mijn papier gezet
wat heb ik dan geleerd
*** je met potloodkrassen
je maag omkeert
en met je gom dat allemaal weer wit kan wassen
Er zijn geen fouten op het blad
niet de pijn die ik bij falen had
en voelde, pijn die nogal kras
door mijn voorhoofd heen krioelde
Ik wilde enkele maar bedekken
wat ik maakte, wat ik zag
wat mij kraakte, met een lach
Ik wilde enkel maar verbergen
liet oordelende ogen mijn lieve leven tergen
Nu ben ik terug, de handdoek naast de ring
gesmeten, van mij afgebeten en gezegd
nee, joh, mijn tekeningen zijn niet slecht
Jouw reactie is niet waar het mij om ging.
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 6:47 AM UTC
Woh aadat hi kya joh badalna na jaane,
Woh sir hi kya joh jukna na jaane,
Woh zindagi hi kya jo galati sudarna na jaane,
Woh insaan hi kya,
Jo doosron ki pragati se kush ** na,
naa jaane.
Jan 29, 2022
Jan 29, 2022 at 1:21 PM UTC