THE CANBERRA CROWD ARE A PACK OF YEAH MATE YEAH KIDS
YOU SEE, I DISAGREE WITH ARGUING WITH PARENTS
I ALSO FEEL MY HOOLIGAN CREEPING INTO MY TOES
I AM A FAMILY PERSON, WHO AIN’T SHY
I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO RELAX BY A STUPID NERD
I DON’T **** PEOPLE OFF, NERDS **** PEOPLE OFF
AND I AIN’T A NERD, YOU SEE, TODAY I WAS FUNNY
COME ON SAY, I LIKE YOU BRIAN YOUR FUNNY, SAY THAT MATE
I HATE DAD’S VOICE IN MY HEAD, TREATING ME LIKE A SHYPERSON
BUT I WAS SHY WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
BUT I LIKE TO BE CALLED A FAMILY PERSON
YOU SEE, I SEE DAD, SAYING I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO DO THIS
I WAS A BIT OF A HOOLIGAN WHEN I WAS YOUNG
BUT I AM REFORMED, I STILL LIKE FISH AND CHIPS
I HATE VOICES TRYING TO MAKE YELL ON THE ROADSIDE
IU NEVER LIKED DOING THAT
IT’S HARD, TO BE TREATED LIKE A LITTLE SHY BOY
BY THE GROUPS YOUR WITH AND YOUR VOICES
IT’LL BE FUN TO MEET GREAME THORNE’S FAMILY
IT’S FUN TO LIVE IN A WORLD, THAT THE MENTALLY ILL
ARE MY FRIENDS
I KNOW HE’S MY FATHER, BUT I HATE IT, NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE
SAYING DAD WAS INSPIRATIONAL, YEAH, BUT HE SEEMED TO LIKE TEASING ME
WITH THE REALLY PERFECT PEOPLE, I LIKE DAD, AND I WISH PATRICK WOULD
TELL ME, LIKE BE HIS MATE AGAIN
YOU SEE, JUST BECAUSE I AM 45, DOESN’T MEAN I SHOULD GET PUSHED DOWN
BY ******* DAD, HE WAS *******, YEAH, DAD, THE SMART APPROACH
WOULD TEASE LIKE A FAMILY PERSON, CAUSE DAD’S WAY WILL NEVER EVER WORK
HE TRIED TO CARE FOR ME, BUT, IN THE WRONG WAY
I WOULD’VE LOVED IF DAD WAS ONE OF THOSE COOL FATHERS
WHO THINKS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A 333 LONG BENDY BUS IS COOL
I FEEL THAT DAD WAS TRYING TO AVIOID GETTING ROBBED
BUT I HATED DAD DOING THE STUPID FIGHTING CALLING ME FOOL AND COWARD
DAD IS NOW ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL,
HERE IS A THOUGHT, TEASE ME THROUGH CYBER SPACE, AND CHANGE KIDS WAY OF THINKING
I LIKED PATRICK BACK THEN, BETTER THAN DAD, I WAS LETTING MY BROTHER MOVE ON
THE REASON WHY I HAD MY PARENTS OVER FOR XMAS PARTY DINNER
WAS BECAUSE I LOVE PARTIES, AND NOBODY BESIDES ONE MATE WANTED TO COME TO MY HOUSE
SO I LOOKED LIKE A CULE KID, YA KNOW, DAD HELPED ME LIKE THAT, I DON’T NEED TOUGHENING UP
YOU CAN’T STOP FIGHTING WITH FIGHTS, IF DAD WANTS TO SAY I AM NOT YA DADDY
SAY IT THROUGH ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL
AND I PARTY RIGHT TO THE END OF THE WORLD
I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A BIG GIRL, GET THESE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKEN HEAD
I AM A FAMILY PERSON, PLEASE I WOULDN’T MIND HAVING KIDS BUT I ACCEPT THAT, I AM NOT LIKE LYLE
I WANT TO HAVE YOUTUBE COMPANIONS CAUSE I HATE PATRICK TELLING ME BE A KOOMARRI TO MUCK AROUND WITH
I KNOW THEY ARE TREATING ME NORMALLY BUT I BELIEVE MY ITCHY FEET, IS MY HOOLIGAN LEAVING MY BODY
IT’S NOT MY LITTLE YOUNG DUDE
I DON’T WANT TO FIX MYSELF UP WITH MY PARENTS
CAUSE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A HOOLIGAN, NO MATTER
YA SEE, FROM DEEP WITHIN, THERE IS A LITTLE SHY BOY, THAT NEEDS TO GET OUT
YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A BIG GIRL, A SHYPERSON, SO TO SPEAK
YA SEE, EVERY ITCH, IS MY HOOLIGAN, ANYONE WHO GETS ITCHY INFECTION’S LIKE MY ITCHY INFECTIONS
IT MEANS YOU EITHER HAVE AN EVIL PAST IN THIS LIFE, AND AN EVIL PREVIOUS LIFE
EVERYONE HAS A HOOLIGAN TRAPPED INSIDE THEM
BUT I BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO REALLY ITCH TO GET RID OF IT
YA SEE, I LOVE LIFE, AND I LOVE TO PARTY IN LIFE, I WISH DAD AND PATRICK WOULD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ATTEMPTING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT, I DO SLEEP, ON THE CHAIR
BUT DAD WANTS TO BRING MY BIG MAN INTO ACTION, BECAUSE HE WORRIES LIKE A COTTON WOOL ADULT
THAT IS WHY, I TOLD HIM I WAS TEASING HIM, I TEASED HIM BY SAYING
YOU SHOULD SMOKE AGAIN DAD, I AM PATRICK DUNBAR AND GREAME THORNE
AND I REMEMBER, BEING ALBERT WALDRON, AND THAT HOTEL, WAS THE BEST HOTEL IN THE LAND
I AM HEARING MY BULLY WITH MY BROTHER, AS I AM TYPING THIS STORY,I AM HEARING MYSELF THROUGH PATRICK
YOU SEE, I HATED DAD, BUT I GREW TO LIKE HIM, BUT HE SEEMED TO TAKE THAT ALL AWAY
REALLY, NOBODY CAN SEND BRIAN ALLAN TO BED, JUST BECAUSE
YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I WALKED AROUND FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
I LIKED THAT THEN, BUT NOW I MUST GROW UP INTO A PARTY LOVING MAN
A FUN LOVING GUY TO BOOT
I AM A FUN LOVING GUY, AND THEN EVERYONE SAID, *******, I SAID, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MUCK AROUND
DAD IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME, BUT HE IS FUCKEN COTTON WOOLING, I HATE WHEN PATRICK IN MY HEAD BE’S A FATHER FIGURE TO SAY I’M NOT YA DADDY
THAT IS NOT NICE AT ALL
