"ipl" poems
Cricket is the only game which lures me so much;
And then engrosses me so much.
That craze would never drive out of me…
My inspiration was ‘Yuvraj Singh’,
Only then I arose to identify that King.
Once Yuvi’s record of six sixes in six *****
The firmament was incredible for certain minutes:
That was the first time I witnessed cricket,
And India’s triumph provided me a mind-blowing buzz to watch cricket,
Nevertheless continuing with ***** and wickets.
I would turn crazy when Indian cricketers approach the ground,
And that would certainly not halt lest they are made proud.
This T20 shadowed by IPL,
Made me to by stand that awe-inspiring sport.
Chennai Super Kings-my favorite,
Followed by Royal Challenges Bangalore …
And lots more hilarious teams and cricketers.
When Chris Gayle approaches…
Tsunami warning must be lifted and “Gayle” (gale) warning must be given!
That’s how cricket relocates…
Most matches concluding in the closing over
And some others in the finishing ball…
The most exhilarating sport
Read more →and the format-
IPL is all fun for me…
With cheer leaders and the draped studio;
With cameras and videos
And at last the much awaited IPL trophy-
Cricket is all that it needs!!!
Jan 6, 2013
Jan 6, 2013 at 12:43 AM UTC
Some say it should go burn in hell
That the money leaves a really bad smell
But hit and giggle
Or **** and piddle
It's here to stay the IPL.
From countries far and wide
Come players with heaps of pride
But if they fail
You'll hear them wail
For there is not anywhere to hide
The cheques books come out
The auctioneers will shout
Some Players get bought
Some others get naught
The IPL now has such clout
The turn-styles are all in clamour
The Batsmen are using the hammer
They go for the big six
Bowlers try their new tricks
So cricket is married to glamour
Should cricket become this glam
When the ball is met with a blam
hit way in the air
didn't see you there
Sorry about that Maam!
Feb 9, 2010
Feb 9, 2010 at 10:52 PM UTC
Oi Modi you ****** yes Lalit,
Unpleasant to taste on my pallet.
Arrogant and so brash.
You make threats with your cash,
Your face should say 'Hi' to my mallet!
But Modi is right I must say.
The IPL in India should stay.
They cannot just give in
To all terrorist's whim.
Life has to go on, come what may.
Lalit K has a tongue and a brain,
Can he use both without causing such pain?
He works best under stress,
Well here is a fine mess,
Will he anger again, or refrain?
Tendulkar did something today.
Two hundred runs all in one day!
Majestic and cunning.
It simply was stunning.
No bowler could stand in his way.
How Sachin keeps on being humble,
Is enough to make braver men crumble,
If Modi learned that,
He'd be less of a pratt,
And my poetry jibes would then stumble.
These two things that happened together,
Were both better than English weather,
In the passing of time
One event will decline,
The other, remembered forever.
Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 11:05 PM UTC
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May 7, 2017
May 7, 2017 at 4:18 PM UTC
Hi dudes and dudettes welcome to Jupiter moon where we are doing a concert and our next performer is briano alliano who performs some great silly songs you might enjoy
Hi I am Briano and my first song is Jesus said
Jesus said something wonderful
Jesus said something true
Oh yeah it is the truth there is a chance he never come
Jesus’s light is more powerful than you
You see Jesus can walk on water
Then he can turn water into wine
He was killed on the cross
On Good Friday but was born again
Easter Sunday
Oh Jesus sweet Jesus why did you let trapper trap everybody with the coronavirus
Come on Jesus tell me why
It makes me believe that you never came
Your power is less powerful than me
And the next song is why have they cancelled all the sports except horse racing
You see I like the Aussie rules
And rugby league is pretty rad too
Rugby union shows us how to play right
And basketball is cool as well
I am glad we finished the cricket in time
But ipl is suffering, man
So why oh ****** why
Do the horses still racing it just puzzles me right till the end
I know trapper hates sport and people having fun
He wants people to sit in their homes
Finding a way to catch the sun
But in the prime of the virus
We still have horse racing
You think it would be hard seeing that
The spectatars are the important part
Sports are cool and trapper has us
Right where he wants us
And cancelling all the bell sports
It isn’t very cool mate
Ok and now here is the song about trapper who I mentioned in the other two songs and the causer of the coronavirus
Last night I dreamt about
The bad coronavirus bug
And I said it was trapper
The cause of it all
And the judge and jury
Say trapper isn’t true
Even my old friend Andrew
Said he was a load of crap
The only one who believes in him
Is me is me is me, the only one
I reckon people could be informed
About the danger that trapper
Could do to us
Everybody oh everybody thought I was crazy
But how can you explain
How the virus could strike us down
They say only hooligans believe in
That great ghost
And if you were down on earth
You would be crazy if you say it was him
Only trapper can **** us yeah
With Corona Corona Corona
Is the disease he brings
Trapper is striking us down
You thought I was crazy but trapper is real, yes he is striking us down
Andrew oh Andrew what do you have to say
How else can you explain this crazy virus we have
He will say it is the devil but well it is a total crap
Trapper could be the devil incarnate
Only trapper says we’re doomed
The sports the arts the night clubs the acting world keeping nice people in their houses
Trapper has us all
And Athena is working with scientists to hopefully find a vaccine or cure
So let’s hope Athena can stop him
From harming the innocent
And let us go out again and socialise
And that is is
Byyyyyyyyyyeeeee
Apr 3, 2020
Apr 3, 2020 at 11:28 PM UTC
आर आर रॉयल भ्रम भये
एल एस जी लूटा मैच
जीता क्रेज क्रिकेट का
यही था कल का सच।
अच्छी थी व्यवस्था
अच्छा शाम माहौल
एक तरफ चीयर लीडर्स
एक तरफ हल्ला बोल।
दो-चार फोटो, दो-चार सेल्फी
खरीदो भूगड़ा भी तो लगे जेब हल्की
ज्यों -ज्यों घूमे कैमरा
भीड़ संभाले अपना रोल
दाल-बाटी, चूरमा हवा उचारे बोल।
एस एम एस स्टेडियम
दमके ज्यों दुल्हन नूर
मोबाइल की टॉर्च "ओन"कर-कर
के लगा भीड़ देख रही कोई हूर।।
Saw the RR Vs LSG match at SMS Stadium Jaipur by going at stadium and expressed the feelings as about the ambience.
Apr 20, 2025
Apr 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM UTC