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Megan May 2017
I found out recently that I am different
Hopelessly different from people I meet

All my life I've been a misfit
Unable to properly please

Pleasing to some, my knowledge is infinite
Uneasy to some my gaze to meet

How hopelessly lonely this life is, isn't it?
An INTJ female overcoming constant defeats
july hearne Jul 2017
he was forty but lied about his age,
told everyone he looked young for his age,
and still shopped at hot topic

he is in late forties now, still thinks he looks young,
and still shops at hot topic

he buys the same stuff that people were buying
in the 80's before hot topic existed

he describes himself as having such a brilliant mind that he is easily bored with people. he is an intj, so this means that he knows everything. he is very intelligent according to the re-occuring craigslist misc. romance ads he has been posting for the last decade.

when he gets inspired, he updates his fetlife profile
(or his ok cupid profile)

i met him when i was too alone, but not numb enough yet
he kept on telling me that depressed people were really just narcissists who couldn't stop thinking about themselves

i couldn't tolerate him, but had nothing else to do, so i had to be drunk and ****** at all times in his presence and i don't drink very often
prior to that i was only a weekend stoner,
but that changed real quick

he made himself too comfortable
and bought me a bob dobbs book for my birthday
because he thought and still thinks bob dobbs is hilarious

he kept on using my bathroom for long periods of time
and bringing the bob dobbs book in with him every time

i told him he could keep the bob dobbs book
but he said, "no, it's more the kind of book that i want to read when i come over and use your bathroom"
so i swallowed the throw up in my mouth, asked him to leave, threw the book away, and never had anything to do with him after that.

shortly thereafter, he started diagnosing me and every other woman who is not attracted to him as having borderline personality disorder via craigslist missed connections and/or his fetlife profile (which i still read for laughs).

then he broke into my apartment through the back door the night before he got married to a woman who needed a green card. i'm not sure why he did that, i'll never know. he broke the door, so it wouldn't shut properly anymore and i smashed my fingers in it once while trying to shut it. my fingernails fell off.

and this is why i have been celibate for the last 7 and half years.
he is also a vegan who eats cheese, fish, and chicken.

the woman who needed the greencard ended up divorcing him.

i really like the tags feature on this site.
Joyce Jan 2011
You are no more than
A cow’s foot
Up my mouth
Down my throat
You tread down roads
Long forgotten
Yet foreign
To an unknown being
Left standing
In the middle.
You are no more than
A lion’s paw
Landing on an antelope’s
Fury, yellow skin
But when it runs,
It sprints with the wind.
You plunge like a fish
And waters purge you.
You are no more than
A fly
On someone’s back,
Settled restlessly
Skin deep, pores open
For maggots of deceit.
You are no more than a thumb,
A peck of sand,
A bliss too distant to pursue.
I curse the hours you became
The mist of a Virtue.
SassyJ Jan 2016
Sensation, intuition, feeling, and thinking,
Is wrapped inside a ball,
A small pink ball inside our head,
That won't stop till we're dead,

Analytical bedrock inside oozing theories,
Elemental atoms sizzling logic,
The imaginative stranger,
One abstracted and eccentric,

Walking with shadows,
Talking and mocking,
Through these theories inside us,
Tilting our caps ‘til we’re shaking our heads,

Pensive love in storming analysis,
Sapiosexually excited, piqued interest,
Unemotional and thoughtfully attuned,
Absently minded, always condoned,

Unconventional and impartially stringed,
Weirdly wired in auxiliary functions,
Misconstrued and misunderstood,
An ****** intelligence bleeding paranoia,

Knocking unto me,
Into you, inside us all,
It’s something we all yearn to be,
And when you fail and prevail we laugh,

Crickling crickets thinking nothing,
Washing down the storm drain,
With no thoughts fluidly sliding down my throat,
Pop goes no questions into absolute concise words like freshly broken glass,

Again shadows await, but different shadows,
Blinking at me staring at you,
Wondering what’s what, inside this dementia made sense of a lovely afternoon,
Inside your sane, autocorrected, predetermined, twitching, little…mind.

Inspired by Myers Briggs Personality Test
Tyler is INTP... Logician  (Introverted INtuitive Thinking Perception)
The drifter, dreamer the absent minded professor!
SassyJ is INTJ... Architect  (Introverted INtuitive Thinking Judging)
The starry-eyed idealist manoeuvring life as if a giant chess board!

What Myer Briggs personality type are you?... See link below
It would be great to know.Please comment!!
http://www.16personalities.com/intp-personality
I am open for One a week collaboration till March 2016. Interested? Leave a comment or message me.

No 1. One a week series collaboration with Tyler James Birabent
Wow, It was creatively fun working with Tyler especially in my first ever collaborative writing here at HP. The piece was inspired by Myers Briggs personality test Tyler is (INTP) whilst I am (INTJ).Tyler is analytical, logical and a very composed individual. At the best of times he has beautifully mused and surprised me.

Thanks Tyler for working with me! ;0)
Tyler HP link: http://hellopoetry.com/tyler-james-birabent/
Dracula cenc Jun 6
Far gar away
In a distant
Home
There was small
Home of nest.
In the lane
Of avenue park.
Dracula tark
Was laying on
Cradle with
His napkin.
And his mother.
Cream piccacio
Pistachio post letters
Were written
In red ink.
dream day
Of morning Daisy darling
Of how about the first quartz
Cotton  neated in the
Meridian.
Sew a tail and skeir
And shirt elf.
With a self
Courier clean.
Life is still with still water to lay
In the fluroscent green mushroom.
She bothered fresh trout.
As sea sinks  grrp and feep in thru
Metropolitan Time
As another option is rest
The pinnacle capital oaf.
Thru elf and drui
She shook thru time bar machine
Connection nest of birds sleep
Morning Daisy darling
Deep with the wolf wild
Rift and feep.
She sew by mracth
In mracth office ghoul
Nip.
Sew on porch for digital graffiti
Sew the pinnacle moppal.
Cruto linto in cruris British
Linen fabric for the  best morning
Luis Miguel Angelo de Annette .
Luminary luminous intensity interval training.
Le petit peu kitto
Mtui maroon Kangaroo
Kite orange frontier Dracula sklein Sklein
Graphics tedd
Sawna.
Wonder fog vanished
Into thin air conditioning from village
Scout ****** became very popular among them were unavailable
Misc items were
Burneey
And lyonss
In the march fog the village sweets
A rusted tinted windows of office
Birds of prey upon this information to come home and feep and lyonss and drui the pinnacle capital oaf the wolf wild rift.The clunging and plunging on the turkey there were roosted rooms were breed wild caffe Nero.
Bridge quest of prey office ghoul and lyonss.
In roosted rooms
Smell of coffee brew.

Like peanuts of the hast thou wilt and feep I will not Sent 📤 the
Last updated
Wednesday Oct.
Oak carey  was living
On stone porch with wild cattle.
Stone cold Steve and lyonss
Were freezing cold.
in the night post of office ghoul
Last updated Wednesday Oct.
Church Street had a carpenter who vanished on sale of paper roses.
Poliferated nest paper.
progress.
The carpenter tastes the blood not thewooden peanut butter crafts of holy sky.
Philosophy stone.
Life is past always tastes good
Bitter nut ahead times faster c.
Life taste as wine when clouds
Hits nine mine is still with still
Still lake always frozen fish.
         Jumping  Mango goes out  of wall
Sailor  needle fixes needle always
On tailor clothes.
And tailor fixes needle always on
Car and cards.
Rest sunshine
                        On widow's
Window     .
Greyhold
And
WhiteBound.
Tadpoles always borne
In mud often reaps
Fertile soil.
Hair of yellow rose
Fights my souls.
🤢 Nasty peanut
In mouth.
Drink water
It might water
      A rain.
Art secularism
Always breed
Soveregin
Dogs.
Paddy fields paddling towns
Rice green  mushroom greener
Daffodils yellow
Red rose harbour
A Nasty 🤢 peanut
In the ship
Flakes harbour winds windshield
Nevertheless
Regins an Island yellow.
Lost vapour
Wafer
of moon.
Sense of
Essence.
My name sulokona
Did it smell rose or
Lily .
The old lady asked
The sparrow
How ease
Was for you to taste
Peanut and not
The butter.
Butterflies replied
Tadpoles can't fly.
She never meant roses
She meant alike Ghost
nosferatu .
Life taste like
Maid if milk
Is condensed.
Life tastes like wine
When are soccers are red.
Scottish Church Zcottcon.
Life is easy winds and chair.
We Brooke
Seek and hence.
Hence of fence
Clocks flocks
Grapes 🍇 vine
Rush a soul rest
Sunshine today.
Lfament paper.
Lqcent
Lacquers.
Leave and lie
Lwing.
Nosferatu.
Crescent presario.lyme lyme no more
Rain rain couch.
Is his hand frozen and not feasted or ******.
Lbrooke.
Lamenting lights
Saved Dave.
Lucui lucui
Ls femme de.
Lerie aritum.
His chest 🧰
Like 🦈
Elite flights.
Pippi cotton
Shirt.
Eyes of blue
Isabelle.
In the plight ofiss Carrie
He took chance
To mingle with a
Empty box.
He was the
Bailee.
And the plight of Miss Carrie was worsening.
Miss Carrie
Was flair woman 👠
With no tic tac  tickets .
Miss Carrie was  of a miniature
Featured woman .
She wore mostly blue.
He was watching as in the
He could ***** at any moment.

He was the bailee.
He took chances on Lily his daughter but she everything she
Tricked him .

He was in closet watching me every single moment which disturbed
Miss Carrie conditions.
Our sister Miss Angela lead us every very moment except Miss Riya
Who finched on every single grape we ate  
Miss Carrie was carrying away by her suing thoughts one day she would nathe.
Said Miss Blue heaven Jasmin.
Russian rouble
Lopard Serennials
Mr Mosta tried to take **** 📼 instinct on his late wife Poppy and now his daughter Lily.
passenger train journey and nestes  
Lark crust
Salted peanuts biscuits.
Russian man and woman.
stew by herwin.
Were nested.
Holce nest forests.
srew and Racula.

swaerk.

Cris Carter Gayle.
Dracula bram.
Dracula tark and I used the black ink cartridge filter.
serw and I am going through deep water 🌊. Landscape and my beloved castle wife .
Dracula sklein and my beloved mother.
Nestle waters.Milk cartoons .
Life is just a journey
We all are sailors.
Never tear a notebooks page.
The panic art of black note.
Church Street was Black as clouds
As well I want my darling
To romance
And sailor drape crape forester
Lampshire cxon
Sew the black mittens and jacket of office gust busy as usual we will you
And the bird Penny trail mail 📬 💌.
Two laughter together.
Hyenas come
Dogs crawl.
Dracula Sabbath
Bat Arches.
Church of Christ.
Stew respect। Demands
Attorney.
We will you.
Bogle and Dunnie.
The grass is green
Day is sunny
Rain on the porch
Christopher Mcqueath
Life reaches of goals
Pladin and I
Nest of cuckoo
Nest and bread .
Life taste of newspaper
Metropolitan square
Bill and mouse.
Bar and office
Nest and tea.
Caffe and Latte.
katte and my beloved mother.
Nero.
Paint on the porch
With wooden chip.

Lime green light
Night grass
Chopper wood
Twinkle lark the Dracula sklein
In the house of
Evening
Bingle watch the
Catel
Vatel.
Caffron and Cassior
Conditions application
Fortnight Jack vatel.
Vettel and cortel.
cold water bottle 🥶.

Caffec and Cortex.
zenkinly machintoch.
April flowers
Pollens of pills
Nest of cuckoo
Monkey  darling
Dancing police
Crest of hill
Pollens of pills
Nuggets of the
Chicken biryani
I was cooked
Carfin and wax.
Sew.
Nest of cozy
Caterpillar and the plight of Miss Carrie was carrying out the plight of Miss you too.
Nest birds of prey
Preting on petty money.
News of afforestation in
Grand vitara and
Dracula sklein guitar song
On play and loop .
Nest the best birds of prey.
They shall encounter with
Harbingers birds.
zest of creak of
Ofiss door
Slightly better to be
Caffre nestum.
Porch birds couldn't say good bye
To darling Daisy.
Laying cuckoo's eggs 🥚 on Daisy Nest.
Carl Zeiss and larkinsky
In affecfit graffic and the cotton bird Penny
Nerco Merci beaucoup pour la Belle Isle vule
Con station
Front load washer for share abhram crift
Grace green gr.dracule
Mint  vintage
Cappunuchio
Fretta Fiesta
Minl mint vintage
Krist craffe
Krist craffe
Dracula nule
And nuke metting
Litras.
Graffucci grand craynola
Netta vest butterfly
Intj curing
Hinking
And larfour on roll grale.
Zetta and feeping
Nicote miscule
Notchre
Loche and I graddic
Lint.
fressia and grass is rest.
Mint the green
Light the blue
Batch.
Peace.
Cruyff and lyonss.
Nostalgia critic.
Murci and cruic
Kraft paper roses
Lafer hijle.
Serbian bear
Nicote.
Sew.
Nest of fig .babble tree.
Zion crunch
Fretish fresh
Mink lashes
Lionel Richie incognito
Kast draculr e
Hyenas howl
Low crunch
Pistachio green
Yolks  folks Isep
Greegreen
Yera
Nature and brink.crush creat.
Saw the wolf.
Wood beams.
Zarf carf.
Card linetto.
miskin restitue
Carrie conditions for hospital.
Gopal krishna Rudra
Feep in betters
Vetter.
Crusade fest on drive
Nest a carpenter rusted tinted glass.
La espenza. ☕
Wooden chip
***** a trap.
Night a bulb.
Bulk a bed.
Draw a skirt.
Draw a shirt.
Draw a tie.
Put a pant
Put a shirt
Put a tie
Put a time watch.
Graphic card.
Cross ❌ road.
Savour a orange.
Mix sugar milk eggs vanilla
Baking soda orange pulp.
Ferfule with a carmer
Put in a tin box .
Bake for 39C.
Deàth come
Slowly as
Winter waves it's first snow
Gentle graffe
Blue waves
Sea of life
Drown me
Take me to heaven
Where sky is blue
Raphael sing
Angel weave
Wednesday kite
Lamps blue with oil
Glass and milk castle
Brown wings
Brow and bow.
Ink of Latin
Now runs dry
From Friday
Fever.
Somebody insert
***** .
How the arrow was shrap
I could see.
How the blade was green
My mother couldn't see the
Throat.
I could cloud
But no rain
Appears
Justice for cobbler shoes
Irony
My mother screechs.
Laughs turning blue
Black raven growls.
Frocks for women
Shoes for men
How to put a touch to
Grieving AIDS.
From the plight of Miss Brooks.
Knuttle the shuttle
Kettle the tea
Bell the day
Morn and morning
Daisy blue
Blurred rain
Railway carriage
Late
You promised
Mr to my mud House.
Grand Curtis.
Flake of snow .
Nest of Vettel.
Nest of Neet.
Was kite flying
So high
You throttled
Her waist
Purjury premandes
Maiden a man
Received a throttled
*******
Is woman
So Curry
That you crawl
Into her ******
Like snake.
A tough leatherette
*******.
Why death so wicked
I wanted a white
But you Black clown.
Allow the just
Winds to take their
Course.
Brindavan.
A climate to clear
The planet wearth.
You cry
You cry
He comes like gangster and a enuch
To carry to his trucks of
Rust and filth
You choke
They choose to feed grains
To feeble birds.
An nut *******
For the duck.
She is dizzy
Let cence
Feed her ******.
Go to alter to ❤️‍🔥.
Friday night grass.
So cool.
Snake game were designed
With Lizzy.
Rest in test
Of armed men from
Salt island.
Walt errings
Goose feeding.
University lost the ferocity
Of holiness
Which now licks torn head.
Fool the porch light
Fool pope
Fool bearings  fruit
No I never want
Sn *******.i
Wear white clothes
And maintenance of
Dasi.
My white clothes were
Drained into cobbler's ink.
I smell like an animal.
Death and draughtsman
Drag into van to take dungeons and dragons dystopia.
Burning lamps
Cry with savage .

Hello ma
Pinkiiss white colour.
You look so tired and weary
Am I a burden?
I was busy making financial security and build houses.
You are very faint.
My YouTube doesn't
Work
Pa the Koala Australia Debasish Biswas.
Ma Lenny Italian I was getting mad how God made with out mother.
I was researching ghosts, though my spirit anime is bat.
You look fragile and weak.
Now your re old
I was selling popcorn and chips
To build bank.
Chunks of wood for
House building.
And you know tea ☕.
Ghosts were confusing and cheating
And molestation
That's sparked a revolt
Though ghosts are white
And we love wearing
White that's the other side of coin .
I wrote a book about dracula
Dey has become blackboard because of chalk.
My earlier boyfriend.
Samir lepcha.
Ravinder Singh is my new boyfriend
Else the board gets black.
Many darling but fannie larita is perfectly.
Though a child without mother is a blind person.
I got a new job at
Carlington.
Butcher and satin saints
Of India.
Puffy.
Puffy.
Puffy.


Found a church St.Anthony .
Bricks and garlic kiss from India.
They induced drugs and matchstick.
More often people take advantage of orphans.
PA Debasish biswas fought drought heat and heat and humidity to -----
Cgicken colt Ford
Mint mint TIN.
Verse বীণা
কলাম
গ্রাফিক graffiti.
Pie পিচার্ট.
রেড red.
গ্রীন green.
পেপার পেপার paper ----
Flinch worth vs Flinch wood.
Co।nc.
Collect and Ann cilor.
Color a boat with board gets roosted and read in lingt
Gust of wind sugar
Flip Clip an article
Crust your pencil
Skirt your lane .
Sew well -------++++-------

Crust pizza and hust wheat flour
Fish masala Curry and turmeric powder .
Salt salmon.----+++-----
Never stitch a murerer cloth.
Caffe boyeour
Serpin ceicast
Lepin rapkin
Nestin nit nut biscit biscut
Lop cop nopdrop.Drop Letter L in post box. Bag filk will nestilint.
Mint green.
A sreach for mother ends with
Bag of notes and key .
Mother's often give white Saree price as for weeping Willow .
I give you a white page and wgite tea.
Drink and draw.

Lenny.

MSN.
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Cottcon, DraculaStein,crent.

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