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Pikachu Oct 2015
Yellow and furry and super cute too,
I like ketchup on fries or in stew,
Have you geussed hwo I am? I'm Pikachu!
You know hwo's gonna like this poem?Pika you!
Charles Sturies Aug 2017
There was a bore
who thought he was cuddly
like Archie Bunker
and Joe as in the movie
as in hwo would have thunk of him,
and head man at
Mel's Diner
who's gonna give
me, with me inferiority complex,
a shiner.
He might first think
he's frank
as in having a real spooky tooth
and not being really uncouth
and this business
that he's a bore
he's at war
there
Why he's OK.
He's the real man
"hard hat" or "redneck"
with the nickname Bear
a typical delusion.
He might think he's a ******
and that
he wants fusion.
Confusion would be what
he would cause if he
was in charge
He probably would want to gas El Debarge
Charles Sturies

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