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"hors" poems
i am much younger than i am my hair is dark and thick instead of pruned bald i am lean and meek feeling hollow as if weightless we are at an airport with no memory of getting there i had left my hotel room urgently in a jacket that is not mine i can't find my Swedish wife whom i miss like a panicked child and my Asian wife whom i've never never met before and know all to well is angry and could care less if i got lost forever i am going home to my parents house i remember that they are dead but we had just spoken there will be soup and Hors d'oeuvre's they wait for me on my way the streets and boulevards are unfamiliar yet old hat and no matter how long i walk i can never find their house located somewhere in Brooklyn on Haze street in San Francisco i have a business and retain no idea of what i do i left my cloths somewhere and i don't know why in a locality i cant remember for a reason that doesn't exist a beautiful woman smiles offers me *** she is friends with a girlfriend whom i'm committed too but do not know and never met i want to cheat with her but guilty kisses will ruin everything so i turn away murdering desire in an already anchor-less miasma i remember a past my life a continuum of disjointed vagaries tears well up i fear myself a figment a bodiless revenant stranded in a fog sparkles and smoke incandescence and shrouds a dis-junctured soul that clutches memories like braids of dust living in the eye of nothing a labyrinth of shades lighted by the sun of cognizance a wretched phantom transparent husk living a dark fiction my grave a womb i am the dead living
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Aug 26, 2017
Aug 26, 2017 at 10:27 AM UTC
*REVENEANT
i am much younger than i am my hair is dark and thick instead of pruned bald i am lean and meek feeling hollow as if weightless we are at an airport with no memory of getting there i had left my hotel room urgently in a jacket that is not mine i can't find my Swedish wife whom i miss like a panicked child and my Asian wife whom i've never never met before and know all to well is angry and could care less if i got lost forever i am going home to my parents house i remember that they are dead but we had just spoken there will be soup and Hors d'oeuvre's they wait for me on my way the streets and boulevards are unfamiliar yet old hat and no matter how long i walk i can never find their house located somewhere in Brooklyn on Haze street in San Francisco i have a business and retain no idea of what i do i left my cloths somewhere and i don't know why in a locality i cant remember for a reason that doesn't exist a beautiful woman smiles offers me *** she is friends with a girlfriend whom i'm committed too but do not know and never met i want to cheat with her but guilty kisses will ruin everything so i turn away murdering desire in an already anchor-less miasma i remember a past my life a continuum of disjointed vagaries tears well up i fear myself a figment a bodiless revenant stranded in a fog sparkles and smoke incandescence and shrouds a dis-junctured soul that clutches memories like braids of dust living in the eye of nothing a labyrinth of shades lighted by the sun of cognizance a wretched phantom transparent husk living a dark fiction my grave a womb i am the dead living
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So it has come to this insomnia at 3:15 A.M., the clock tolling its engine like a frog following a sundial yet having an electric seizure at the quarter hour. The business of words keeps me awake. I am drinking cocoa, that warm brown mama. I would like a simple life yet all night I am laying poems away in a long box. It is my immortality box, my lay-away plan, my coffin. All night dark wings flopping in my heart. Each an ambition bird. The bird wants to be dropped from a high place like Tallahatchie Bridge. He wants to light a kitchen match and immolate himself. He wants to fly into the hand of Michelangelo and dome out painted on a ceiling. He wants to pierce the hornet's nest and come out with a long godhead. He wants to take bread and wine and bring forth a man happily floating in the Caribbean. He wants to be pressed out like a key so he can unlock the Magi. He wants to take leave among strangers passing out bits of his heart like hors d'oeuvres. He wants to die changing his clothes and bolt for the sun like a diamond. He wants, I want. Dear God, wouldn't it be good enough to just drink cocoa? I must get a new bird and a new immortality box. There is folly enough inside this one.
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The Ambition Bird
amidst Jeffersonian opulence the Prez broke bread with his GOP poker face friends to solve government gridlock and sequester predicament trends citizens of the republic hopeful for nonsense to cease sat at the table asking “would you pass the biscuits please?” Obama perused the wine list boldly choosing a luscious Merlot senators ordered the finest hors d'oeuvres the guests were all aglow numerous delectable dishes were liberally splayed on the table revelers sipped flowing vintages wine a surefire icebreaker sparkling crystal Lennox flutes tinkled with convivial release while America’s disenfranchised voices ask “would you pass the biscuits please?” chutney meat, curried hens and sweet walnut rainbow trout the table a horn a plenty the guests gorged on fine cuisine a blessed nations bounty the feast consumed the Senators sated said it was some of the finest ever served but the taxpayers only got a peak of the banquet a whiff of senators nerve and asked “would you pass the biscuits please?” the dessert cart was rolled in with custards, cakes, creme brulee cordials, cognac and VSOP tastes rounded out the wholesome feast when the check was presented for payment all guests headed for the door with haste they told the waiter the bill of fare was covered by the guy asking... “would you pass the biscuits please?” Music Selection: Andre Williams: Pass The Biscuits Please jbm Oakland 3/7/13
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 6:14 PM UTC
Pass the Biscuits Please
What is the Secret of your Great Tan Skin? This be bashful on a Blind Afternoon With you on Sail, and Tongues burning within High on a Jetty, the Girls see you soon Frankly, you the Millennium's Next Best Ken, Picking Barbie after Barbie on Hors The other Males sour; Then prune once again Thinking them robbed from the Best Picks before See, how your Rome enamourates the World And letting this pour like an Endless Fall Splashing on Flesh, to Cologne turning swirl Eau et de la Belle, who boasts you and all. Seeing this Promo, this Six-Pack so thin Still did not respond to your Great Tan Skin.
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Mar 11, 2013
Mar 11, 2013 at 3:48 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - FOURTY-NINE - TOM DALEY
We proposed for Witches Abroad on Broadway, a costume. As a lure to students, orange and black candy. Dancing at the prom, cell phones caught the ghouls. This stretch of road was full of cool cats. Unlucky ones were left on the side as skeletons. We swept them clear with our broomsticks. Our guns were not as brutal as broomsticks. Bristles hid the ******* end, as if in costume, No flesh, just skeleton. Like bags of orange and black candy, They were left, full of calico cat. Our familiars, our friends, dinner for a ghoul. They pulled at the ghoul, In the hands of a witch, danger came by broomstick, When ghouls snacked on cat, In their orange and black fur costume, Tasting sweet, like candy. They beat them up and down, but they find another skeleton. Them ghouls come faster, giving birth to others, another skeleton. Vocalizing desire for black and white, red and yellow make orange, a ghoul, Howls for student flavored candy. A witch lays out one, then another with her broomstick, Removing the face mask and costume. Them that can, holler their outrage in cat. Your *** was revealed in orange and black on a calico cat. Females cooled themselves of *** unwilling mates to a skeleton. Once alive, copulating loudly, now in a death costume. Walking upright, a neighborhood was destroyed by a ghoul. Neighbors watched, a witch patrolled on a broomstick. Your students were seen as human candy. One wife beater had a juicy rind, sweet and soured candy. At the dance, hors d’oeuvres were made of cat. Shot forward, it can create a hole, can a broomstick. Where stomachs used to be, a skeleton, Death conquers all, no more ghoul. One, now many properly attired for the Danse Macabre in costume. I found an orange, as broomsticks cleaned Broadway of cat candy. In my student costume and human face mask, my path is crossed by a cat. It disappeared as if it never was, visible only to Death, a skeleton made by ghoul.
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Jul 14, 2015
Jul 14, 2015 at 7:43 PM UTC
I Found an Orange on Broadway Avenue
We proposed for Witches Abroad on Broadway, a costume. As a lure to students, orange and black candy. Dancing at the prom, cell phones caught the ghouls. This stretch of road was full of cool cats. Unlucky ones were left on the side as skeletons. We swept them clear with our broomsticks. Our guns were not as brutal as broomsticks. Bristles hid the ******* end, as if in costume, No flesh, just skeleton. Like bags of orange and black candy, They were left, full of calico cat. Our familiars, our friends, dinner for a ghoul. They pulled at the ghoul, In the hands of a witch, danger came by broomstick, When ghouls snacked on cat, In their orange and black fur costume, Tasting sweet, like candy. They beat them up and down, but they find another skeleton. Them ghouls come faster, giving birth to others, another skeleton. Vocalizing desire for black and white, red and yellow make orange, a ghoul, Howls for student flavored candy. A witch lays out one, then another with her broomstick, Removing the face mask and costume. Them that can, holler their outrage in cat. Your *** was revealed in orange and black on a calico cat. Females cooled themselves of *** unwilling mates to a skeleton. Once alive, copulating loudly, now in a death costume. Walking upright, a neighborhood was destroyed by a ghoul. Neighbors watched, a witch patrolled on a broomstick. Your students were seen as human candy. One wife beater had a juicy rind, sweet and soured candy. At the dance, hors d’oeuvres were made of cat. Shot forward, it can create a hole, can a broomstick. Where stomachs used to be, a skeleton, Death conquers all, no more ghoul. One, now many properly attired for the Danse Macabre in costume. I found an orange, as broomsticks cleaned Broadway of cat candy. In my student costume and human face mask, my path is crossed by a cat. It disappeared as if it never was, visible only to Death, a skeleton made by ghoul.
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just because you're dead doesn't mean we aren't dating anymore does it? i am haunted hearing you read a poem in my head, dead so we must have chemistry or am i interminably obsessed like a ghostly house while your poems have there way with me rumbling down my phantom thigh breathing on the layaway plan  ghastly pumpkin in the oven languishing gracefully your generosity in death a carnival ride of fascination like a broken bird to tormented to hold your preference   hors d’oeuvres of rat poison and verse for the thin air road a smudged face poets last word in crumbs of burnt onions and charred meat  your so pretty in penny loafers bare legs dangling In this homeless corridor sunken in your blackened idol of release and that stupid stare your weight no longer measured in grief i was born to late to die with you to save a pretty nymph in a downward spiral precious fertilizer of poetry fields i'm fixated on your suicide pose but you're too busy being dead to give a **** my sweet eyed snob of smiling hooks i'm obsessively obsessive for what could never be and is am i not your fan, your creep? if i pulled you from the oven and rattled life no doubt, you'd be all **** and vinegar  i'd be your despicable hero a vampire like a straight jacket of love you hate your dead now poet of twilight and i'm left here reading your poems telling you softly they are the best poems ever and making believe you love me
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018 at 3:17 PM UTC
My Sylvia Thing
How Sweet yet Sorted your Flavours that Are Branding each ****** where Lust is the Key Keeping their Thoughts stalled in Wonder that far Beheld the Heart's Choice you picked out to be Now in my Learning from Elders since Time That People regardless are not Hors d'Oeuvres Nipping that Spread to where Souls are defined And acknowledge the Praise they so deserve These are your Customers; Satisfy them Yet still keep your Person well and maintained None do they ask for much Sterlings and Sense Just that Spark to which your Truth is retained. That Day will come when no Fish will swim by, Stressed on their Fins with the Bubbles you cry.
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Mar 10, 2013
Mar 10, 2013 at 8:16 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - FIVE - TOM DALEY
Un vieux renard cassé, goutteux, apoplectique, Mais instruit, éloquent, disert, Et sachant très bien sa logique, Se mit à prêcher au désert. Son style était fleuri, sa morale excellente. Il prouvait en trois points que la simplicité, Les bonnes moeurs, la probité, Donnent à peu de frais cette félicité Qu'un monde imposteur nous présente Et nous fait payer cher sans la donner jamais. Notre prédicateur n'avait aucun succès ; Personne ne venait, hors cinq ou six marmottes, Ou bien quelques biches dévotes Qui vivaient **** du bruit, sans entour, sans faveur, Et ne pouvaient pas mettre en crédit l'orateur. Il prit le bon parti de changer de matière, Prêcha contre les ours, les tigres, les lions, Contre leurs appétits gloutons, Leur soif, leur rage sanguinaire. Tout le monde accourut alors à ses sermons : Cerfs, gazelles, chevreuils, y trouvaient mille charmes ; L'auditoire sortait toujours baigné de larmes ; Et le nom du renard devint bientôt fameux. Un **** roi de la contrée, Bon homme au demeurant, et vieillard fort pieux, De l'entendre fut curieux. Le renard fut charmé de faire son entrée A la cour : il arrive, il prêche, et, cette fois, Se surpassant lui-même, il tonne, il épouvante Les féroces tyrans des bois, Peint la faible innocence à leur aspect tremblante, Implorant chaque jour la justice trop lente Du maître et du juge des rois. Les courtisans, surpris de tant de hardiesse, Se regardaient sans dire rien ; Car le roi trouvait cela bien. La nouveauté parfois fait aimer la rudesse. Au sortir du sermon, le monarque enchanté Fit venir le renard : vous avez su me plaire, Lui dit-il, vous m'avez montré la vérité ; Je vous dois un juste salaire : Que me demandez-vous pour prix de vos leçons ? Le renard répondit : sire, quelques dindons.
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Le renard qui prêche
Un vieux renard cassé, goutteux, apoplectique, Mais instruit, éloquent, disert, Et sachant très bien sa logique, Se mit à prêcher au désert. Son style était fleuri, sa morale excellente. Il prouvait en trois points que la simplicité, Les bonnes moeurs, la probité, Donnent à peu de frais cette félicité Qu'un monde imposteur nous présente Et nous fait payer cher sans la donner jamais. Notre prédicateur n'avait aucun succès ; Personne ne venait, hors cinq ou six marmottes, Ou bien quelques biches dévotes Qui vivaient **** du bruit, sans entour, sans faveur, Et ne pouvaient pas mettre en crédit l'orateur. Il prit le bon parti de changer de matière, Prêcha contre les ours, les tigres, les lions, Contre leurs appétits gloutons, Leur soif, leur rage sanguinaire. Tout le monde accourut alors à ses sermons : Cerfs, gazelles, chevreuils, y trouvaient mille charmes ; L'auditoire sortait toujours baigné de larmes ; Et le nom du renard devint bientôt fameux. Un **** roi de la contrée, Bon homme au demeurant, et vieillard fort pieux, De l'entendre fut curieux. Le renard fut charmé de faire son entrée A la cour : il arrive, il prêche, et, cette fois, Se surpassant lui-même, il tonne, il épouvante Les féroces tyrans des bois, Peint la faible innocence à leur aspect tremblante, Implorant chaque jour la justice trop lente Du maître et du juge des rois. Les courtisans, surpris de tant de hardiesse, Se regardaient sans dire rien ; Car le roi trouvait cela bien. La nouveauté parfois fait aimer la rudesse. Au sortir du sermon, le monarque enchanté Fit venir le renard : vous avez su me plaire, Lui dit-il, vous m'avez montré la vérité ; Je vous dois un juste salaire : Que me demandez-vous pour prix de vos leçons ? Le renard répondit : sire, quelques dindons.
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TABLE D'HôTE Appetizer Wrong Tons With Me Soup cooked worry seared in a teary onion broth Hors D'oeuvres Slow Roasted Fear fresh over-analyzing crushed with loneliness Main Course Stress Salad tossed with insomnia marinated in a vertigo dressing General Trouble Chicken battered uncertainty gloomed to perfection sitting on steamed danger stir fried in an overwhelm sour sauce Dessert Choked Volcanic Eruption mountain of OCD topped with whipped depression glazed with self-loathing Expresso prepared with frothy guilt (C) Jl 2016
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Mar 5, 2016
Mar 5, 2016 at 9:24 AM UTC
Anxiety Menu
Ce que j'ai ressenti quand j'ai écouté ses chansons True sorry Sa musique t'envahit Te coupe le souffle Rien que des sentiments graves, étouffantes Il te prend par la main Et t'étrangle soudainement Il te caresse dans ta gifle Il est avec toi et t'abandonne quand tu le désires le plus Il est là Sur des vibrations sonores hors norme Ce qu'il fait t'exaspère te rend malade Il ment sans même rougir L'improbable c'est lui L'horizon , les jardins vivent dans ses imaginations mais il aime me montrer ses démons Nomade Slang Je me balade dans tes pensées Je veille sur tes routines plates Ton âme danse dans cet espace Je te voix heureux mais effrayé de ce monde et ne montrant que ta tristesse Essentielles La mer, le vent chaud les gens qui passent Tout est familier Tu revoit ta jeunesse A l'aise dans un coin Ce que tu es ne te ressemble plus
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Mar 8, 2018
Mar 8, 2018 at 2:01 PM UTC
La musique de Ibrahim Maalouf et son pouvoir de boulverser
*throughout the day, most oft at night, start to say, stop short, painful for crying out loud thoughts, shoutouts to any passing god things that need to the air be exposed, but not to ears that well, what could they say... so stutter-stop the bottling inside, periodic fizz escaping, and even poetry cannot help for it does over and over again, end up as crumpled papers, litter of the head, halves, this's and that's, even this one dies here and now* ~~~~~~~ irony delicious, that litter sounds so literary, so added débris, lest my mangy constructions manage to confuse you the litter in question, is your host's hors d'oeuvre nibbles of works, half-started, half-finished, like rooms to let, that come only half-furnished, not a single morsel worthy serving up, all half-satisfactory poems, of course... the wrong write ***** clogged, resting in peace, Works In Progress (WIP) unlike the poet, who's just plain whipped un-crumpled awaiting an episodic finale, if ever they should be televised, they are needy for cumberbitches, a birth or death certificate sore lacking pick up put down new titles pop, essays in need of love, naught fruited, dead pits, hanging on the tree till gravity takes them prisoner on and on for weeks the side stitch does not disappear, but does grow aching familiar perhaps the topic offends you the most, cloying, suffocating self-pity of your own hands around your neck wrapped...
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Aug 30, 2014
Aug 30, 2014 at 3:21 PM UTC
Start and Stop / litière et débris (litter and debris)
Je ne sais plus quel jour nous sommes J'ai peur du temps qui passe, qu'il s'en aille et me laisse, toute seule et toute bleue, la corde au cou, pendue au cerisier, du gravier plein la bouche Ce n'est pas moi la folle mais bien toi et juste toi Écoute mon cri Compare-le à ton silence, à tes mensonges C’est bon, tellement bon, d’écrire sur ta musique J’ai peur de perdre la tête JE VAIS PERDRE LA TETE Il y a Kerouac, ses mots, tes mots et encore Kerouac Il y a l’espoir, aussi L’espoir sur ta musique J’écris à en perdre la tête JE VAIS PERDRE LA TETE Mais cela ne m’appartient plus, tu ne m’appartiens plus et je voudrais tant m’endormir dans tes bras sur mon sofa rouge M’endormir avec toi, m’endormir dans tes bras et juste, s’il te plaît, que ton prochain appel soit celui qui m’avertira de ta mort. Personne ne peut comprendre Qu’il ne comprend rien Je ne me sens pas très bien ce soir J’écris, mais je n’ai pas la tête suffisamment hors de mon corps Je n’attends plus rien Ne m’attends plus à rien Je voudrais que ça s’arrête Çà va s’arrêter Je ne savais pas Je n’avais pas compris Je vais me faire cuire du riz Je voudrais disparaître maintenant Fais-moi disparaître Car tout à jamais t’appartiendra Y compris mon cadavre dans le fossé. Ce n'est pas moi la folle mais toi et juste toi Désolée d'avoir dû te couper la tête. Maintenant que le trou s'est refermé Que le vide s'est rempli Je me tais pour toujours. Je ne me sens vraiment pas bien J’écris sans exister, à me tapoter le thymus dans un vide noirâtre et purulent Mais ça va aller Bien sûr que ça va aller Je suis bien plus forte que le néant. Laisse- moi disparaître.
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Mar 23, 2012
Mar 23, 2012 at 11:04 AM UTC
070211- Journal
Je ne sais plus quel jour nous sommes J'ai peur du temps qui passe, qu'il s'en aille et me laisse, toute seule et toute bleue, la corde au cou, pendue au cerisier, du gravier plein la bouche Ce n'est pas moi la folle mais bien toi et juste toi Écoute mon cri Compare-le à ton silence, à tes mensonges C’est bon, tellement bon, d’écrire sur ta musique J’ai peur de perdre la tête JE VAIS PERDRE LA TETE Il y a Kerouac, ses mots, tes mots et encore Kerouac Il y a l’espoir, aussi L’espoir sur ta musique J’écris à en perdre la tête JE VAIS PERDRE LA TETE Mais cela ne m’appartient plus, tu ne m’appartiens plus et je voudrais tant m’endormir dans tes bras sur mon sofa rouge M’endormir avec toi, m’endormir dans tes bras et juste, s’il te plaît, que ton prochain appel soit celui qui m’avertira de ta mort. Personne ne peut comprendre Qu’il ne comprend rien Je ne me sens pas très bien ce soir J’écris, mais je n’ai pas la tête suffisamment hors de mon corps Je n’attends plus rien Ne m’attends plus à rien Je voudrais que ça s’arrête Çà va s’arrêter Je ne savais pas Je n’avais pas compris Je vais me faire cuire du riz Je voudrais disparaître maintenant Fais-moi disparaître Car tout à jamais t’appartiendra Y compris mon cadavre dans le fossé. Ce n'est pas moi la folle mais toi et juste toi Désolée d'avoir dû te couper la tête. Maintenant que le trou s'est refermé Que le vide s'est rempli Je me tais pour toujours. Je ne me sens vraiment pas bien J’écris sans exister, à me tapoter le thymus dans un vide noirâtre et purulent Mais ça va aller Bien sûr que ça va aller Je suis bien plus forte que le néant. Laisse- moi disparaître.
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a lifetime of anticipation, I waited for the Great Feast a lifetime of discipline, to spare my appetite not to spoil it On mere junk food As the big day came The Menu was discussed In exquisite detail I was told, About all the dishes Their tastes and flavours Hungry as a roaring lion I patiently waited at the door Inside the hallowed hall My feast was being set Pure white linen ****** crockery And golden cutlery awaited At my seat of honour With tremendous pomp The doors swung open The majestic hall in candle lit beauty beckoned and welcomed my every step The servants showed my throne Where I sat down. Gleaming lids covered my feast With Candle light dancing on the polished gold Hors d ouvres first, destroyed I was when I saw That someone else was here before My wonderful roast Already carved, Huge chunks eaten And dry bones left Fresh green peas Were rudely dug in By filthy fingers No manners for a spoon Desert was half eaten Ice cream left to melt And of after dinner mints Only a handful left Thus then violated, My beautiful feast! Others snuck in And ravaged my table They left some crumbs spoilt leftovers As the Locusts went on Without a care! Now I sit hungry Alone and forgotten Staring in disbelief At my desolate table How I wish I had known, Before I came in That the menu was a lie And someone else had been Elsewhere I'd have gone and eaten Or at least not starved myself In anticipation for a feast That the Locusts have eaten Daylight revealed my majestic hall, merely an old shed Where the Locusts were WELCOMED! Far from being the guest of honour I am instead the lowly servant No rights or privilege Left to clean the Locusts' mess A live cockroach, if I can catch Sustains me, barely I fill my chipped cup With tears of sadness
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Aug 1, 2014
Aug 1, 2014 at 9:51 PM UTC
The Feast
a lifetime of anticipation, I waited for the Great Feast a lifetime of discipline, to spare my appetite not to spoil it On mere junk food As the big day came The Menu was discussed In exquisite detail I was told, About all the dishes Their tastes and flavours Hungry as a roaring lion I patiently waited at the door Inside the hallowed hall My feast was being set Pure white linen ****** crockery And golden cutlery awaited At my seat of honour With tremendous pomp The doors swung open The majestic hall in candle lit beauty beckoned and welcomed my every step The servants showed my throne Where I sat down. Gleaming lids covered my feast With Candle light dancing on the polished gold Hors d ouvres first, destroyed I was when I saw That someone else was here before My wonderful roast Already carved, Huge chunks eaten And dry bones left Fresh green peas Were rudely dug in By filthy fingers No manners for a spoon Desert was half eaten Ice cream left to melt And of after dinner mints Only a handful left Thus then violated, My beautiful feast! Others snuck in And ravaged my table They left some crumbs spoilt leftovers As the Locusts went on Without a care! Now I sit hungry Alone and forgotten Staring in disbelief At my desolate table How I wish I had known, Before I came in That the menu was a lie And someone else had been Elsewhere I'd have gone and eaten Or at least not starved myself In anticipation for a feast That the Locusts have eaten Daylight revealed my majestic hall, merely an old shed Where the Locusts were WELCOMED! Far from being the guest of honour I am instead the lowly servant No rights or privilege Left to clean the Locusts' mess A live cockroach, if I can catch Sustains me, barely I fill my chipped cup With tears of sadness
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There was tension between the families from the start My best friend's wedding was certainly one for the record books I tried to bring sensible mediation to the dance floor As his Grandpa Helmar raised his walking cane and struck the Brides Father in the neck Each of the families allegiance spurned combative retribution and all Hell broke loose I took one for the team with a sac of Jordan Almonds to the right eye Then slipped on the wedding gift of excrement left by the ring bearer, the family poodle I came to consciousness wet with champagne thrown in my face, I thanked my wife for caring. Aunt Sarrah, in her drunken zeal, thought it wise to toss all her cookies in the Reverend's face The Bride's mother slapped an unsuspecting cousin with her overly expensive oversized hat And the Groom's sister's dress was ripped to shreds by the Bride's teenage niece Yes. the same dress that my wife said was hideous and did nothing for her. The two parties had not much to say to each other in the waiting room of the ER bandages and gauze were passed around like Hors d'oeuvres, but not the Bayer Aspirin We all watched in shameful disgust, the videographer's collection of memories The next day as the Bride and Groom opened their gifts And I, sporting a keen black patch, a pirate only his wife could love... Reminded my dear friend of the possible outcome of having two reception menus One honoring him and his family and one honoring his Bride and her family Highlighted by Königsberger Klopse, and respectively, Gefilte Fish with carrots Their love endures! -----ChawzzyScript
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Apr 9, 2013
Apr 9, 2013 at 11:50 PM UTC
Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
There was tension between the families from the start My best friend's wedding was certainly one for the record books I tried to bring sensible mediation to the dance floor As his Grandpa Helmar raised his walking cane and struck the Brides Father in the neck Each of the families allegiance spurned combative retribution and all Hell broke loose I took one for the team with a sac of Jordan Almonds to the right eye Then slipped on the wedding gift of excrement left by the ring bearer, the family poodle I came to consciousness wet with champagne thrown in my face, I thanked my wife for caring. Aunt Sarrah, in her drunken zeal, thought it wise to toss all her cookies in the Reverend's face The Bride's mother slapped an unsuspecting cousin with her overly expensive oversized hat And the Groom's sister's dress was ripped to shreds by the Bride's teenage niece Yes. the same dress that my wife said was hideous and did nothing for her. The two parties had not much to say to each other in the waiting room of the ER bandages and gauze were passed around like Hors d'oeuvres, but not the Bayer Aspirin We all watched in shameful disgust, the videographer's collection of memories The next day as the Bride and Groom opened their gifts And I, sporting a keen black patch, a pirate only his wife could love... Reminded my dear friend of the possible outcome of having two reception menus One honoring him and his family and one honoring his Bride and her family Highlighted by Königsberger Klopse, and respectively, Gefilte Fish with carrots Their love endures! -----ChawzzyScript
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the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not ~for any grandparent-poet lurking about~ the osprey overflies, a regularity scheduled patrol over our backyard emporium and all its hors d’oeuvre creatures, ***** has parental responsibilities, beaks to feed, PTA conferences, the pilot, a wary watchful animal-his-rights guy, catalogues their still living  existentialism, for though they are not fish, his diet of preference, but in a pinch a rodent  or rabbit stew will do, if the fish are running too deep for no warming sun beckoning them to the surface. Motel^ the baby rabbit, who lives with his parents, (who doesn’t these days?) beneath the deck, chews the clover overnight sprung, blissfully i g n o r a n t, unawares or ignoring the poet be-laureating (him-her) but a mere few feet above and away, pays no attention to the Poppy’s (grandfather) lecture about the rules of the animal kingdom, who, eats whom, and to be more attentive to flying raptors. thunderstorms forecast for the afternoon, severe say the textured textual phone-netical all green messages, which of course is a signal signal to the sun his job is done and can leave the untanned poet in his state of original sin, soooo deliciously white that he earns an appraising glance from eyes of the osprey, a privilege he would happily tan away to promote equality ‘n stuff like peace on earth. Motel, with his thermometer-humidity nasal instrumentation twitcher, decides, after chewing it over most carefully, time to go underneath where the white half naked people domicile, in order to avoid bathing, not his fav pastime, but making the osprey quitter le ciel, which is French for get out of Dodge, they got babies of their own to shelter and protect, even feed. The Poppy, contented, thinks to himself, god couldn’t be everywhere, so he invented grandpas to be “En Loco Parentis”  which Does Not Mean Instead of Crazy Parents, but easily could, for who else writes poems like this?
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Jul 5, 2020
Jul 5, 2020 at 1:08 PM UTC
the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not (for any grandparent-poet lurking about)
the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not ~for any grandparent-poet lurking about~ the osprey overflies, a regularity scheduled patrol over our backyard emporium and all its hors d’oeuvre creatures, ***** has parental responsibilities, beaks to feed, PTA conferences, the pilot, a wary watchful animal-his-rights guy, catalogues their still living  existentialism, for though they are not fish, his diet of preference, but in a pinch a rodent  or rabbit stew will do, if the fish are running too deep for no warming sun beckoning them to the surface. Motel^ the baby rabbit, who lives with his parents, (who doesn’t these days?) beneath the deck, chews the clover overnight sprung, blissfully i g n o r a n t, unawares or ignoring the poet be-laureating (him-her) but a mere few feet above and away, pays no attention to the Poppy’s (grandfather) lecture about the rules of the animal kingdom, who, eats whom, and to be more attentive to flying raptors. thunderstorms forecast for the afternoon, severe say the textured textual phone-netical all green messages, which of course is a signal signal to the sun his job is done and can leave the untanned poet in his state of original sin, soooo deliciously white that he earns an appraising glance from eyes of the osprey, a privilege he would happily tan away to promote equality ‘n stuff like peace on earth. Motel, with his thermometer-humidity nasal instrumentation twitcher, decides, after chewing it over most carefully, time to go underneath where the white half naked people domicile, in order to avoid bathing, not his fav pastime, but making the osprey quitter le ciel, which is French for get out of Dodge, they got babies of their own to shelter and protect, even feed. The Poppy, contented, thinks to himself, god couldn’t be everywhere, so he invented grandpas to be “En Loco Parentis”  which Does Not Mean Instead of Crazy Parents, but easily could, for who else writes poems like this?
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Chaque poème que je sculpte dans le bois pour ma muse égarée Est un bout de sentier lumineux que je façonne Dans la glaise de la route de mon pèlerinage infatigable A la recherche des volcans éteints de ma muse. C'est un chemin de Compostelle Que j 'ai semé de ma trace d'olisbos de bois noir tendus vers le cosmos avec son image gravée Qui stridulent de plaisir à l 'approche de la lune descendante. C'est seulement hors sève que mes mots acceptent En holocauste que ce bel ébène de bonne grâce Soit coupé scié laminé en bonne lune Pour servir de festin lubrique à ma muse. Oh my God, dit ma muse Qui pourtant ne parle pas la langue de Shakespeare, Eblouie par la majestueuse forêt de godemichés De belle patine couleur miel En repos végétal. In God we trust, lui répond en stridulant toute l 'animalité volatile perchée au sommet de Priape Entre roses et croix : Ultreïa ! Ultreïa ! Et Suseïa ! Musa adjuva nos ! Ma muse devant un tel charivari frissonne Prend ses jambes à mon cou et dégouline du diable vauvert Sans demander son reste de canon à cent voix Maudissant les molles bandaisons du poète infidèle et vouant aux gémonies la lune, cette dévergondée, L 'accusant de guet-apens et autres sornettes Artificielles et sordides. Ultreïa ! Ultreïa ! Et Suseïa ! Musa adjuva nos !
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Aug 21, 2019
Aug 21, 2019 at 2:25 AM UTC
Olisbos
Billie Holiday samples - rich hors d'oeuvre's - your brother ******* his girlfriend, thing your brothers ******* their girlfriend things and so magnets make me weak - but not always - the sleeper is a comfortable skin - a flock of seagulls
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 12:12 AM UTC
untitled whatever
Ce n'est pas Pierrot en herbe Non plus que Pierrot en gerbe, C'est Pierrot, Pierrot, Pierrot. Pierrot gamin, Pierrot gosse, Le cerneau hors de la cosse, C'est Pierrot, Pierrot, Pierrot ! Bien qu'un rien plus haut qu'un mètre, Le mignon drôle sait mettre Dans ses yeux l'éclair d'acier Qui sied au subtil génie De sa malice infinie De poète-grimacier. Lèvres rouge-de-blessure Où sommeille la luxure, Face pâle aux rictus fins, Longue, très accentuée, Qu'on dirait habituée À contempler toutes fins, Corps fluet et non pas maigre, Voix de fille et non pas aigre, Corps d'éphèbe en tout petit, Voix de tête, corps en fête, Créature toujours prête À soûler chaque appétit. Va, frère, va, camarade, Fais le diable, bats l'estrade Dans ton rêve et sur Paris Et par le monde, et sois l'âme Vile, haute, noble, infâme De nos innocents esprits ! Grandis, car c'est la coutume, Cube ta riche amertume, Exagère ta gaieté, Caricature, auréole, La grimace et le symbole De notre simplicité !
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Pierrot Gamin
Sometimes it’s hors d'âge cognac in neat round crystal, pinned back and twisted perfectly to complement this uniform. But he prefers it as amber lager, spilling over in rich loose curls, filling him up and making him tipsy.
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Jan 30, 2012
Jan 30, 2012 at 8:38 PM UTC
Copperhead
What would I do without my fondest delirium? he stalks my outside musings he surprises my sharpest joy within the dullest treading tumult. I love the embrace of his watchful eye he peruses my dreams, a chef sampling caviar laced Hors d'oeuvres. I speak to him through every reflection the blank stare of vending machine glass, the audacity of bathroom mirrored lashes, the subtle wink of windows, skylights, vistas every portal into another expanse blasts me into the remainder of his silhouette. What would I do without my fondest delirium? he is the simplest clarity upon my devoted retinas
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Oct 10, 2013
Oct 10, 2013 at 2:36 AM UTC
What Would I Do Without My Fondest Delirium?
Looking at pain From the inside out Stepping off steep Into an unknown, falling Loose and tightly wound At once In one Spinning straight-line lies Wanting them to be true From here to there exists No mess between No life No humanity No mess Only simple Straight-line lives Like the heartbeats of our politicians Got no room for deviation into mountains Down to earth Got no time for beats and bravery Floating on in mediocracy No, democracy My mistake Found a word and made it look Like cool Made it sound like hope Made it work like **** To cover up the sins of what was truth Not pure or real But what was on Got hammering down Got seeping in Got on with getting on Dig pocks in Devon and call it progress Take chunks of the mama and look surprised As she spits us all out from her centre You, me and everyone who had no idea Who sat behind their 5 mile screen and said **** happens When it was about the starvation And said More’s the pity When it was about monstrosity And said Gotta be thankful When it was about the tanks and the bombs and the guns In some other guys garden And screamed What the **** is going on here With tears and snot and terror all over their tan-stained brows When the phone broke And the plane was late And the dog shat And the restaurant ran out of hors de ******* oeuvres. It’s a ******* sin, that’s what it is To call yourself a restaurant and not have what’s on the ******* menu. A ******* sin. The world’s gone to ******* ruin. Buy me Barrack Obama and let’s call it evens.
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Nov 15, 2012
Nov 15, 2012 at 1:11 PM UTC
It's a ******* sin
Looking at pain From the inside out Stepping off steep Into an unknown, falling Loose and tightly wound At once In one Spinning straight-line lies Wanting them to be true From here to there exists No mess between No life No humanity No mess Only simple Straight-line lives Like the heartbeats of our politicians Got no room for deviation into mountains Down to earth Got no time for beats and bravery Floating on in mediocracy No, democracy My mistake Found a word and made it look Like cool Made it sound like hope Made it work like **** To cover up the sins of what was truth Not pure or real But what was on Got hammering down Got seeping in Got on with getting on Dig pocks in Devon and call it progress Take chunks of the mama and look surprised As she spits us all out from her centre You, me and everyone who had no idea Who sat behind their 5 mile screen and said **** happens When it was about the starvation And said More’s the pity When it was about monstrosity And said Gotta be thankful When it was about the tanks and the bombs and the guns In some other guys garden And screamed What the **** is going on here With tears and snot and terror all over their tan-stained brows When the phone broke And the plane was late And the dog shat And the restaurant ran out of hors de ******* oeuvres. It’s a ******* sin, that’s what it is To call yourself a restaurant and not have what’s on the ******* menu. A ******* sin. The world’s gone to ******* ruin. Buy me Barrack Obama and let’s call it evens.
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Rebellion – for too long the status quo, is, in our day, a predictable show. Antichrist irony, absurdity shockingly daring incongruity no longer shock the bourgeois, you know… Alone in the temple of glass with a rock, you’re out of traditional symbols to mock. Surrealists did it much better than you – and it meant a lot more in ’32. You chew your cud on the cattle-wagon overused shock-tactics (moo ! ) now draggin’ (or herding) aboard the iconoclast train (b)lowing through boxcars your bovine refrain: “to, um – make people think…” Oh Lord, how uncouth. Nihilist narcissus – tell me, what’s Truth? Must creative always be subversive? I discern, in your frenzied discursive, a dull and predictable lack of life. While you brandish that plastic butter knife I seem to note, in your constant ****** dearth of artistic ability. Must bohemian acolytes (some yawning) ever be deer in the headlights, fawning before the ironic gesture? It’s sad; the bitter is sweet but the art is bad… They circle hors d’oeuvres on opening night like moths around white wine in candlelight, cerebrating in a modernist void: contemporary aesthetes, overjoyed to know once more that life has no meaning; the planet is doomed; that kings are queening; that chic just arrived, escorting philosophy (Forgive us, Duchamp, for all this monstrosity). I long for Hudson River School sunsets Old Dutch Masters, religious art, portraits, Red, green, or black propaganda-art? NO ! The view does not merit the price of the show. I’m dada-ed to death, beyond the surreal. Conceptual gimmicks have failed to conceal your want of ability, values, and faith In the book you despise it is written: “thus saith the fool in his heart: that there is no God…” You: Postmodern Art – to the firing squad!
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Sep 10, 2015
Sep 10, 2015 at 9:57 PM UTC
Dada Dethroned
Rebellion – for too long the status quo, is, in our day, a predictable show. Antichrist irony, absurdity shockingly daring incongruity no longer shock the bourgeois, you know… Alone in the temple of glass with a rock, you’re out of traditional symbols to mock. Surrealists did it much better than you – and it meant a lot more in ’32. You chew your cud on the cattle-wagon overused shock-tactics (moo ! ) now draggin’ (or herding) aboard the iconoclast train (b)lowing through boxcars your bovine refrain: “to, um – make people think…” Oh Lord, how uncouth. Nihilist narcissus – tell me, what’s Truth? Must creative always be subversive? I discern, in your frenzied discursive, a dull and predictable lack of life. While you brandish that plastic butter knife I seem to note, in your constant ****** dearth of artistic ability. Must bohemian acolytes (some yawning) ever be deer in the headlights, fawning before the ironic gesture? It’s sad; the bitter is sweet but the art is bad… They circle hors d’oeuvres on opening night like moths around white wine in candlelight, cerebrating in a modernist void: contemporary aesthetes, overjoyed to know once more that life has no meaning; the planet is doomed; that kings are queening; that chic just arrived, escorting philosophy (Forgive us, Duchamp, for all this monstrosity). I long for Hudson River School sunsets Old Dutch Masters, religious art, portraits, Red, green, or black propaganda-art? NO ! The view does not merit the price of the show. I’m dada-ed to death, beyond the surreal. Conceptual gimmicks have failed to conceal your want of ability, values, and faith In the book you despise it is written: “thus saith the fool in his heart: that there is no God…” You: Postmodern Art – to the firing squad!
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a fine week was had the day a married black candle mass time dawdle our loved stalked angel and demon the devil called heel warm- a fly born and in squash and in ***** moaning no.. fiery ****** tongue take the bride upon the stair the groom served by sundry elf while maiden scent his self- spit of toad for potent death watch for content goblet of newly born blood and saw the dead born watney´ s pale in an eight pint can red and gold before the god the revellers kowtow and the girls vie for a smile so ennuyer etched across his face evil always some distraction a turbid dracula bored vice a hold the betrothed cam sweet innocent like starsky and hutch naked and bloodied to the dark one first rites right is right..! crazy horses kicks off donny makes a come back o scream the tree crack through the clamor witchs hover ashine with mire o higher the crying the exultation..! evil the mad one ah..! evil made persona the couple sworn at each end scant hors d'oeurvre to the masters seed served cold the young old and old.. wine flows strange going on in the coat room.. be loved ***** shared..reverence and shy glance.. our old ice cream man strikes up the band..! thus man and wife  declared tied and together darkness with out end.. all cracked raise to health..! something by sinatra in the sky yon moon turns to aversion the forest weeps there then the fire in the eye of the songbird there then the cleansing sweep of the blackbird to flight..
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Dec 8, 2018
Dec 8, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
a fine week was had
up n down like the proverbial ****** drawers servin hors doeuvres to rich ***** bein rinsed by cheap escorts hands raw work eight days a week to be paid for four make much more on her back were she as debauched with the petite bourgeoisie tucking in to her as the main course
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Mar 15, 2016
Mar 15, 2016 at 5:43 AM UTC
waitress (your starter for ten)
Weekly masses gather in cracked tabernacles nurturing feeble souls cursed w/woes and foes, only to be fooled again. Their pickled skins reek of sorrows and sins. ...let the worship begin... There, they expound on the cunning substance. Their thoughts and words clatter, spewing it onto a gleaming platter. Some may feed upon on what is said, others exile and roam with the stark spirits of the dead.
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Jan 25, 2013
Jan 25, 2013 at 5:22 PM UTC
Fabricated hors d'oeuvres