"hooey" poems - Hello Poetry

on account of you: she says: do you know you often smile when, day dream dozing? me says: on account of you she says: c’mon sweet talking man, ain’t gonna fall for that hooey! me says: hooey, phooey, on account of you she says: nah, you writing poetry, no fooling me no more! me says: on account of you *she says: I bet you got one of your girl friends singing to you, through those wireless earbuds, doncha? who is it this time? a Sara or Joni?* me says: on account of you. *she says: you think big shot, you can multitask b.s. me? doing three things at the same time!* me says: on account of you *she says: on account of you, I’m seriously ****** you don’t tell me anymore sweet lies and alibis, probably writing an ode to one of your poetry gf babes!* me says: on account of you, can’t count no more, how many love poems in my lifetime written, and this one too, going out to you, charged to my tab, you babe, are my account, my accountant, my accounting....

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Jun 21, 2020

Jun 21, 2020 at 1:43 PM UTC

onlylovepoetry

on account of you

on account of you: she says: do you know you often smile when, day dream dozing? me says: on account of you she says: c’mon sweet talking man, ain’t gonna fall for that hooey! me says: hooey, phooey, on account of you she says: nah, you writing poetry, no fooling me no more! me says: on account of you *she says: I bet you got one of your girl friends singing to you, through those wireless earbuds, doncha? who is it this time? a Sara or Joni?* me says: on account of you. *she says: you think big shot, you can multitask b.s. me? doing three things at the same time!* me says: on account of you *she says: on account of you, I’m seriously ****** you don’t tell me anymore sweet lies and alibis, probably writing an ode to one of your poetry gf babes!* me says: on account of you, can’t count no more, how many love poems in my lifetime written, and this one too, going out to you, charged to my tab, you babe, are my account, my accountant, my accounting....

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the one drop rule invisible blackness black versus white different categories of race created by man for evil purposes such as caucasoid negroid and mongoloid this is a bunch of hooey these words are just terms for marginalising whole groups of people by some smarty pant with a so-called degree in anthropology and sociology who gives people the right to classify other racial groups I pondered it - anyway just blue smoke and mirror stuff created by some racist people organizations and institutions by creating racial and class division plus religion creating wars thus God created man - singular form thus God created man from the earth (black mud) and no accident that we are made from one blood oh yeah - Adam's blood mankind is just a very large extended family - based on DNA Europeans are not 100% white they became white because of environmental adaptations and they are no better that the rest of God's creations on earth skin color does not make one racial group superior than another this is just a head and mind game for social and political advantages however everyone is a Heinz 57 mixture White People are mixed with so much stuff - too oh yeah baby and who is your daddy now race mixing has been around throughout the history of mankind and still it will continue to mix races in the future just remember this the neanderthal mated on a regular basis with the homosapien no race is 100% pure of anything according to one drop rule - White are neanderthals too this one drop rule is a silly and hidden taboo that is just plain ludicrous God is a good God God is neither Black nor White but He is a Being of Existence of every dimension God is the all of everything - seen and unseen God exist in every creation God is a part of you and me the will of God lives in every place God is justice and equality God don't speech hate and racism God is love and peace toward all mankind God does not make men slaves God gives man the right to be free God wants man to be inherit the earth and be good stewards Well ain't God good no matter how you look at it yes He is good - all the time my brother yes god is good and everlasting amen amen amen

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Feb 4, 2015

Feb 4, 2015 at 10:31 PM UTC

stu-harley

The One Drop Rule

the one drop rule invisible blackness black versus white different categories of race created by man for evil purposes such as caucasoid negroid and mongoloid this is a bunch of hooey these words are just terms for marginalising whole groups of people by some smarty pant with a so-called degree in anthropology and sociology who gives people the right to classify other racial groups I pondered it - anyway just blue smoke and mirror stuff created by some racist people organizations and institutions by creating racial and class division plus religion creating wars thus God created man - singular form thus God created man from the earth (black mud) and no accident that we are made from one blood oh yeah - Adam's blood mankind is just a very large extended family - based on DNA Europeans are not 100% white they became white because of environmental adaptations and they are no better that the rest of God's creations on earth skin color does not make one racial group superior than another this is just a head and mind game for social and political advantages however everyone is a Heinz 57 mixture White People are mixed with so much stuff - too oh yeah baby and who is your daddy now race mixing has been around throughout the history of mankind and still it will continue to mix races in the future just remember this the neanderthal mated on a regular basis with the homosapien no race is 100% pure of anything according to one drop rule - White are neanderthals too this one drop rule is a silly and hidden taboo that is just plain ludicrous God is a good God God is neither Black nor White but He is a Being of Existence of every dimension God is the all of everything - seen and unseen God exist in every creation God is a part of you and me the will of God lives in every place God is justice and equality God don't speech hate and racism God is love and peace toward all mankind God does not make men slaves God gives man the right to be free God wants man to be inherit the earth and be good stewards Well ain't God good no matter how you look at it yes He is good - all the time my brother yes god is good and everlasting amen amen amen

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Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum

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Jan 3, 2016

Jan 3, 2016 at 6:44 PM UTC

mary-balcom

Trumpery

Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum

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That's Nonsense! That's beans! babble! bunkum! bogus! baloney! blither! blather! blah blah! ******** balderdash! blarney! ******** That's crapola! claptrap! codswallop! That's drivel! That's fiddlesticks! flapdoodle! frippery! folderol! That's guff garbage gibberish! gobbledygook! That's horse hockey! hocus-pocus! hokum! hogwash! humbug! hooey! humdrum! That's jibber-jabber! jive! jazz! That's malarkey! mumbo-jumbo! monkeyshines! That's Nuts! That's poppycock! piffle! prattle! That, sir, is ******* and RIGMAROLE! That's trash tripe and twaddle That, sir, is NONSENSE!

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Mar 14, 2015

Mar 14, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

iliveinyourhead

That's Nonsense!

That's Nonsense! That's beans! babble! bunkum! bogus! baloney! blither! blather! blah blah! ******** balderdash! blarney! ******** That's crapola! claptrap! codswallop! That's drivel! That's fiddlesticks! flapdoodle! frippery! folderol! That's guff garbage gibberish! gobbledygook! That's horse hockey! hocus-pocus! hokum! hogwash! humbug! hooey! humdrum! That's jibber-jabber! jive! jazz! That's malarkey! mumbo-jumbo! monkeyshines! That's Nuts! That's poppycock! piffle! prattle! That, sir, is ******* and RIGMAROLE! That's trash tripe and twaddle That, sir, is NONSENSE!

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time to let the stink out of this locker room inside of here and open up the windows of the hall let the dust ***** fly away 'cause everything I do and say is nothing less than pride before the fall. take away the chains which keep me tied to what looks beautiful so I can just decide here on my own open up the doors and set me free for I can't stand to be cooped up beside this keyboard and the phone. Call the guy and order, honey anything you want be sure to hold the font and all those words, just let em be. ask for two, they'll tell you that the slice is two for three the first you have to pay for but that second slice is free. And If you must type anything then make it quick or call and sing those simple little words I want to hear I'll wait around but let's enjoy the hours outside and wade into the rolling tide so nice this time of year! and if you must get serious I'm happy to go with you there but please don't ask for lyrical replies if you need to talk don't tell me everything too soon for I will balk and think you're packin' hooey lies. I never said that I could write a book here and yet look here, I can throw it out cause I'm the queen of throw up and down the Avenue a literary genius, you are taking me too seriously though. I just got out of prison and I'm trying just to listen and it's way too soon to speak of love for me; Best to take it slow I feel your hunger pains, let's go and get a pizza, 'cause the second slice is free!

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Dec 14, 2013

Dec 14, 2013 at 10:17 AM UTC

igclair

second slice

time to let the stink out of this locker room inside of here and open up the windows of the hall let the dust ***** fly away 'cause everything I do and say is nothing less than pride before the fall. take away the chains which keep me tied to what looks beautiful so I can just decide here on my own open up the doors and set me free for I can't stand to be cooped up beside this keyboard and the phone. Call the guy and order, honey anything you want be sure to hold the font and all those words, just let em be. ask for two, they'll tell you that the slice is two for three the first you have to pay for but that second slice is free. And If you must type anything then make it quick or call and sing those simple little words I want to hear I'll wait around but let's enjoy the hours outside and wade into the rolling tide so nice this time of year! and if you must get serious I'm happy to go with you there but please don't ask for lyrical replies if you need to talk don't tell me everything too soon for I will balk and think you're packin' hooey lies. I never said that I could write a book here and yet look here, I can throw it out cause I'm the queen of throw up and down the Avenue a literary genius, you are taking me too seriously though. I just got out of prison and I'm trying just to listen and it's way too soon to speak of love for me; Best to take it slow I feel your hunger pains, let's go and get a pizza, 'cause the second slice is free!

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I like you but you like money I want you but you want honey I give gifts to you but you smash my peony! I feel better talking to you but get that as a boloney I wait for you but you are doing hooey. I am so cool but you are ****** I am decent but you are loony. I am serious but you are funny I believe in real but you are phony. You are so creepy about dark honey You just want money You won't be happy Uh, go away, I hate you!

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Oct 27, 2017

Oct 27, 2017 at 11:18 PM UTC

lurepot

You Want Money

I like you but you like money I want you but you want honey I give gifts to you but you smash my peony! I feel better talking to you but get that as a boloney I wait for you but you are doing hooey. I am so cool but you are ****** I am decent but you are loony. I am serious but you are funny I believe in real but you are phony. You are so creepy about dark honey You just want money You won't be happy Uh, go away, I hate you!

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It was the glen of jabberwocky, Deep within the twaddle mire. The gobbledygook was being spewed By the grand codswallop, The tripe was drivel And all manner of blethered haver Did most piffle & bosh. The great imperial hooey of guff-phooey Visited with bunk, There was to be a festivity of the tommyrot; On the morrow we would dribble bull Till the cobblers called tosh, **** cod, And said their applesauce. No malarkey here crosses their fingers, For all the liars have bellywash And work the flapdoodle with bunkum & bushwa. All the poppycocks we laid out For the celebration of the gibberish, When mumbo jumbo hung a more, Low & long. On the fens of the balderdash, At the mouth of the babble, We sang the song of argle-bargle By our native tongue jargon. It was first rate flummery By the standards of the order of palaver, The prime wheedlers of gab & fanster.

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Mar 1, 2025

Mar 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM UTC

manx-kronos-pragna

Yet, No One Could Understand Us!

It was the glen of jabberwocky, Deep within the twaddle mire. The gobbledygook was being spewed By the grand codswallop, The tripe was drivel And all manner of blethered haver Did most piffle & bosh. The great imperial hooey of guff-phooey Visited with bunk, There was to be a festivity of the tommyrot; On the morrow we would dribble bull Till the cobblers called tosh, **** cod, And said their applesauce. No malarkey here crosses their fingers, For all the liars have bellywash And work the flapdoodle with bunkum & bushwa. All the poppycocks we laid out For the celebration of the gibberish, When mumbo jumbo hung a more, Low & long. On the fens of the balderdash, At the mouth of the babble, We sang the song of argle-bargle By our native tongue jargon. It was first rate flummery By the standards of the order of palaver, The prime wheedlers of gab & fanster.

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