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"hirsute" poems
*This poem is dedicated to the memory of Admiral Albert ***** Potter who displayed amazing bravery by wearing full drag through several major sea battles.  He was cashiered for insisting the Admiralty rename his ship HMS Butch instead of HMS Fearless. In fact the vessel was eventually renamed HMS Damp **** because it was full of ****** A life on the ocean wave, ** In the olden days of sail When England's ships were proud and brave And their crews were very male. The Captain stood upon his bridge Looking smart and flash; But below the decks, the orders were *** and *** and the lash. The bosun went to the main gunroom, **** Deadeye at the ready; Initiation time had come For little midshipman Freddy. "Strap him o'er that cannon, lads!" Roared the hirsute fellow, "Gag his mouth securely, lads, In case he tries to bellow!" The sailors did as he had bid - Refused and they'd be punished - And they knew their turn would come After the bosun had finished. The bosun went up the poor young lad And soon was going strong; Midshipman Fred looked rather pained - The Bosun was THICK and LONG. Then came the turn of the other men And they set to with a will; Little Fred could not say no Until they'd had their fill. What a life our sailors had then, Always singing shanties; When men were men and big and butch And cabin boys wore silk ******* A life on the ocean wave, ** With the rolling sea and the spray. Sinking the Frogs and murdering Wogs Kept England's sailors so gay. OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!
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Mar 13, 2015
Mar 13, 2015 at 6:37 PM UTC
Sea Shanty
*This poem is dedicated to the memory of Admiral Albert ***** Potter who displayed amazing bravery by wearing full drag through several major sea battles.  He was cashiered for insisting the Admiralty rename his ship HMS Butch instead of HMS Fearless. In fact the vessel was eventually renamed HMS Damp **** because it was full of ****** A life on the ocean wave, ** In the olden days of sail When England's ships were proud and brave And their crews were very male. The Captain stood upon his bridge Looking smart and flash; But below the decks, the orders were *** and *** and the lash. The bosun went to the main gunroom, **** Deadeye at the ready; Initiation time had come For little midshipman Freddy. "Strap him o'er that cannon, lads!" Roared the hirsute fellow, "Gag his mouth securely, lads, In case he tries to bellow!" The sailors did as he had bid - Refused and they'd be punished - And they knew their turn would come After the bosun had finished. The bosun went up the poor young lad And soon was going strong; Midshipman Fred looked rather pained - The Bosun was THICK and LONG. Then came the turn of the other men And they set to with a will; Little Fred could not say no Until they'd had their fill. What a life our sailors had then, Always singing shanties; When men were men and big and butch And cabin boys wore silk ******* A life on the ocean wave, ** With the rolling sea and the spray. Sinking the Frogs and murdering Wogs Kept England's sailors so gay. OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!  OLÉ!
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Oh, but it is ***** --this little filling station, oil-soaked, oil-permeated to a disturbing, over-all black translucency. Be careful with that match! Father wears a ***** oil-soaked monkey suit that cuts him under the arms, and several quick and saucy and greasy sons assist him (it's a family filling station), all quite thoroughly ***** Do they live in the station? It has a cement porch behind the pumps, and on it a set of crushed and grease- impregnated wickerwork; on the wicker sofa a ***** dog, quite comfy. Some comic books provide the only note of color- of certain color. They lie upon a big dim doily draping a taboret (part of the set), beside a big hirsute begonia. Why the extraneous plant? Why the taboret? Why, oh why, the doily? (Embroidered in daisy stitch with marguerites, I think, and heavy with gray crochet.) Somebody embroidered the doily. Somebody waters the plant, or oils it, maybe. Somebody arranges the rows of cans so that they softly say: ESSO--SO--SO--SO to high-strung automobiles. Somebody loves us all.
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Filling Station
An amorphous cave hides behind a cascading flow of crystalline blue, sparkling and shining like radiant glass. Inside the incandescent cave, an effervescent and ephemeral scent of dulcet cinnamon coalesces into the air of the inside of this seemingly halcyon cave. The feelings, the emotions, the sights, all too inexorable in it's ineffable reality. It calls out, with it's mellifluous and beautiful, languid and sirenic voice, incandescent with epiphany, "Come child of man, meet me, greet me, welcome me, me as the idyllic felicity some dare to even dream of, and then let me embrace you and enrapture you and encompass you in my incorporeal and frozen, evanescent tranquility." This ephemeral and serene cave now even murmurs and sings a tranquil symphony suffused with rhapsodic zeniths. It... It truly was ephemeral... A horrible shriek, a shrill and a repulsive and repugnant and rancid smell. A decrepit cacophony of hollow, anguished wailing and screaming. Pain at my soul, and a harsh, hoarse and coarse voice filled with slaughter and cataclysm. A grotesque, hirsute maladroit leech, visceral and shunned from everything and everyone, even the Earth itself...
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Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 12:55 PM UTC
The Ephemeral-Epiphany Cave Of Traps
Buzzing emerald jungle swoons—            hip kitty soul eyes embrace the red wanderer. It’s a tactical chess game,         both aware of the other’s presence. Nebulous black perched in shadows,      desert red fool skips like a rock.           when eyes eclipse each other an electric hummmmmmm buzzes as their hearts start glowing like a peridot ember the wind whizzes and twists through their perfect curly hirsute            rushing luscious aurora energy pulsing            to and fro like giddy hearts exchanging notes in class… Their blurry bodies bound forward     fox scorching ground while panther burns branches         lightning leg movements paws calls thunder           sun red hot fuzz lunges up            midnight cool moon goddess panther slams down               colors collide and crash and cling and clap             spines ignited in tye-dye holographic rainbows their claws singe each other’s skin their eyes swirl black holes holy howls and breath coalesce as one love as one sight, all encompassing mythical tail told to all through campfire gypsies and artists canvas panting the dancing fox and panther the bhavacakka.
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Nov 30, 2013
Nov 30, 2013 at 7:49 PM UTC
Panther and Fox
dead crow, beak pointing west maggot **** and the wind at my back I break a promise and repair the past I've lost time instead of soul; false control breath another lung, be another son say the things you wanted, be part of everyone dark wisdom wrapped in hirsute puns blanket truths and a wicked sense I'll break a heart and save the future I may have made a mistake; tough break wink another eye, be the next to die say the things you wanted, be the first to try shallow brook flowing through a glen littered with little animal skulls and leaves I broke determination with good I won't undo the clouds, Ma...and Pa snap another trick, don't get lost or sick say the things you wanted, let go of the brick
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Sep 23, 2012
Sep 23, 2012 at 7:35 PM UTC
say the things you wanted
Oh Joy, Oh Great Heavens Above, How I like to lingeringly slaver o'er The fartleberries hanging humunguously Out of your **** cleft like bunches of mouldering grapes, And to gaze upon the lusciously stale shitstains Decorating your hirsute ********** You so rarely wash and your dumps are omnipotent And you are too mean to buy any **** wipes. You moan quite loudly in colonic ecstacy As I plumb the Stygian depths of your sit-upon place, My nose diving daintily like a woodpecker's beak Smeared with poo-bits, seeking Nirvana In your ****** paradise, brown love-tunnel Serenaded by the poets since Time began! Nowhere in all the Hershey Universe can there be A pongier rimmee than you, O unshaven beauty of mine! My probing tongue is covered with nutty brown paste, Your sweet excremental delight makes me drool In joy, as I personhandle myself "down there"; Ignoring the most elemental rules of hygiene. But sadly there is a fly in the ointment Indeed a whole ******* barrelful of them: Not only will I get a very nasty E-coli infection But I'll have bad breath tomorrow at chapel.
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Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 1:45 PM UTC
Cheeks
They do have a lot to be sorrowful about their dark mindset understandable those that grow and wrinkle in the blink of an eye hirsute till even the females spot moustaches and beards and most males are gifted with little sausages and no great stamina in use education is optional and ignorance rules ok the painted hues are catching up while hometown losers are busking begging money its all going south for them so its blame game all the way so they make it up as they crawl along hiding their shame in foreign tags and their cowardice in numbers too dumb and weak to excel they seek refuge in bullying as if we haven't got their measures and know they bathe only once a week at most my, my! they do have a shedload to lament their miseries plain to see so please excuse their puerile defensive scrabbling's   they are poor in heads in pockets and in their minds
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Mar 15, 2022
Mar 15, 2022 at 10:28 AM UTC
Downtown ruskies......
O peaceful moon, shining gently o'er the fields, In your soft light I see a tree, a hedge, a glistening pond; And the soft night sounds of rustling reeds and swaying boughs Intermingle with the nightly warfare of a million creatures. But hark! From the new housing estate across the park There comes a rather different sound. Through an open window Comes the healthy thwack of flesh on flesh and muffled shrieks of joy As Isaac and Wendy Bumsenfotze indulge themselves un peu. Isaac's got his gasmask on, and his rubber flippers too And (speaking candidly) looks an unattractive proposition Especially now his skinny chest towers o'er his massive ******** All four mighty manly inches of it from tip to curlies. Lying trussed up on their bed, atop its needed rubber sheeting, Lies Sam, their well-trained patient pedigree crossbred donkey, Upon whose good-natured, hirsute, unsuspecting person Nameless atrocities have often been performed in Eros' name. What are they going to do tonight? I bet you'll never guess. Well, Wendy's strapped her ***** on and intends to use it first On Ikey's waiting well-lubricated back end And then it's Sam's turn and ***** the R.S.P.C.A. And while Sam is getting poked by loving Wendy, Old Ike will not be idle: camera-phone in one hand And mail-order sjambok in the other, he'll record Their motions and lacerate them both simultaneously. Underneath his gasmask, Isaac gets a bit sweaty and excited, And once their party's over all three will doze off: A truly lovely scene. But they will be soon by woken by The morning sun glittering on Wendy's cast-off legirons.
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Dec 24, 2014
Dec 24, 2014 at 11:45 AM UTC
Donkey Goings On
O peaceful moon, shining gently o'er the fields, In your soft light I see a tree, a hedge, a glistening pond; And the soft night sounds of rustling reeds and swaying boughs Intermingle with the nightly warfare of a million creatures. But hark! From the new housing estate across the park There comes a rather different sound. Through an open window Comes the healthy thwack of flesh on flesh and muffled shrieks of joy As Isaac and Wendy Bumsenfotze indulge themselves un peu. Isaac's got his gasmask on, and his rubber flippers too And (speaking candidly) looks an unattractive proposition Especially now his skinny chest towers o'er his massive ******** All four mighty manly inches of it from tip to curlies. Lying trussed up on their bed, atop its needed rubber sheeting, Lies Sam, their well-trained patient pedigree crossbred donkey, Upon whose good-natured, hirsute, unsuspecting person Nameless atrocities have often been performed in Eros' name. What are they going to do tonight? I bet you'll never guess. Well, Wendy's strapped her ***** on and intends to use it first On Ikey's waiting well-lubricated back end And then it's Sam's turn and ***** the R.S.P.C.A. And while Sam is getting poked by loving Wendy, Old Ike will not be idle: camera-phone in one hand And mail-order sjambok in the other, he'll record Their motions and lacerate them both simultaneously. Underneath his gasmask, Isaac gets a bit sweaty and excited, And once their party's over all three will doze off: A truly lovely scene. But they will be soon by woken by The morning sun glittering on Wendy's cast-off legirons.
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due to me reaching that post menopausal age there's a hirsute carpet growing on my chin's stage a goatee beard adorns in such distinguishing tone it's envy of my neighbour Russell John Stone over the years he's tried to cultivate an abundant hair tress but alas his bare cranium has borne less and less since my whiskers are so prolific in sprouting I could shave them off for his wig's touting
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 9:45 PM UTC
Wig's Touting
I called her once, then I called again And I called throughout the night, There wasn’t a message from Olwen’s pen Nor the answering ‘ching’ of delight, I’d begged forever her not to go But she must have gone and went, Down to the Fair at Cinders Flo And into the strongman’s tent. We’d been together to see the Fair When the sun was riding high, And all the rides and the Ferris Wheel Were reeling up in the sky, We rolled a ball at the grinning clowns And we won a Teddy Bear, The hairy woman and legless man, All of the freaks were there. But then we got to the Strongman’s tent And I saw her eyes go wide, He picked her up with a single hand And I’ll swear that Olwen sighed, I found I couldn’t drag her away, She paid for a second show, And after stroking his biceps once She waved for me to go. I had to drag her away from there Or she would have stayed all day, ‘What do you find so interesting?’ I finally had to say. ‘Isn’t he such a mighty man And his muscles ripple so, He makes me feel like I want to squeal Like a Tarzan’s Jane, you know.’ I finally went to Cinders Flo In the middle of the night, Thinking the end of me and Olwen Seemed to be in sight, I got to his tent, and there she was, A-stare, a look aghast, For what she had woken up was slim, She saw the truth at last. For there hanging up within the tent Was the Strongman’s muscle suit, With every ripple and every bulge And a chest that was hirsute, But he sat up in his lonely bed And was pale and thin and white, With a certain wiry toughness, though He could never cause delight. I think that it cured my Olwen though She’s never been so still, She spends her mornings and afternoons Hung over the window-sill, I try to get her to walk with me But she can’t, she says, she hates, She’s staring down at the guy next door As he’s working out, with weights. David Lewis Paget
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Nov 10, 2016
Nov 10, 2016 at 3:18 AM UTC
The Strongman
I called her once, then I called again And I called throughout the night, There wasn’t a message from Olwen’s pen Nor the answering ‘ching’ of delight, I’d begged forever her not to go But she must have gone and went, Down to the Fair at Cinders Flo And into the strongman’s tent. We’d been together to see the Fair When the sun was riding high, And all the rides and the Ferris Wheel Were reeling up in the sky, We rolled a ball at the grinning clowns And we won a Teddy Bear, The hairy woman and legless man, All of the freaks were there. But then we got to the Strongman’s tent And I saw her eyes go wide, He picked her up with a single hand And I’ll swear that Olwen sighed, I found I couldn’t drag her away, She paid for a second show, And after stroking his biceps once She waved for me to go. I had to drag her away from there Or she would have stayed all day, ‘What do you find so interesting?’ I finally had to say. ‘Isn’t he such a mighty man And his muscles ripple so, He makes me feel like I want to squeal Like a Tarzan’s Jane, you know.’ I finally went to Cinders Flo In the middle of the night, Thinking the end of me and Olwen Seemed to be in sight, I got to his tent, and there she was, A-stare, a look aghast, For what she had woken up was slim, She saw the truth at last. For there hanging up within the tent Was the Strongman’s muscle suit, With every ripple and every bulge And a chest that was hirsute, But he sat up in his lonely bed And was pale and thin and white, With a certain wiry toughness, though He could never cause delight. I think that it cured my Olwen though She’s never been so still, She spends her mornings and afternoons Hung over the window-sill, I try to get her to walk with me But she can’t, she says, she hates, She’s staring down at the guy next door As he’s working out, with weights. David Lewis Paget
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A life on the ocean wave, ** In the olden days of sail When pirate ships were proud and brave And their crews were very male. Captain **** stood upon his bridge Looking smart and flash; But below the decks, the orders were *** and *** and the lash. First Mate **** went to the **** deck, His willie at the ready; Initiation time had come For trainee pirate Freddy. "Thtwap him o'er that cannon, ladth!" Roared the hirsute lisper, "Gag hith mouth thecurely, ladth, Thilenth hith evewy whithper." The pirates did as he had bid - Refuse and they'd be punished - And they knew their turn would come Once First Mate **** had finished. The lisping brute went up the poor young lad And soon was pumping away; Poor little Fred looked rather pained - As he wasn't really gay. Then came the turn of the other men And they joined in with a will; Little Freddy could not say "no" Until they'd had their fill. What a life our pirates had, Always singing shanties; When men were men and big and butch And the skipper wore silk ******* The pirates' frigates ruled the waves - Good sailors feared them coming; If captured, they'd be condemned To a life of seaborne bumming.
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Oct 25, 2014
Oct 25, 2014 at 6:01 AM UTC
The Song of the Bold Gay Pirates
It’s that time of the year When commercials appear to implore us to buy this or that. For the shopkeepers fear that without Christmas cheer They will never get into the black! Some Fraud in a red suit, Quite obese and hirsute, will be called on to hawk toys to tots. Johnny Mathis and Bing, Ad nauseum, will sing old chestnuts of holidays past. So we wish you Merry Christmas Now that Halloween has past. Here’s hoping, too, perhaps that you might spend as you did in the past. Let the registers ring It’s a wonderful thing To see all the rich spend their cash.
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 8:40 AM UTC
Merry Chri$tma$
I knew an old man Who tried to act young He popped a blue pill on the tip of his Tongue. He slicked back his hair and put on a White suit He tried to style like Travolta, one more grey and hirsute (It wasn't much as illusion but it sure was a hoot) He danced till his hip ached then had to recline. The lifts in his loafers had betrayed him this time. He tried to impress with a big *** of cash But the young ladies knew his best days were long past He loved them, they left him He wined and they dined He tried to romance them but was always declined. At the end of the evening and the last of the wine He conceded to age and resumed his decline.
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Nov 21, 2011
Nov 21, 2011 at 2:31 PM UTC
Saturday Night Geezer
On this cold November night Salman Rushdie shook my hand. An irate Ayatollah had pronounced a fatwa on the man He seemed at peace, this hirsute fellow. in his bespoke suit from Savile Row. He signed some copies of his book then his security man said he must go.. The lecture hall had been half full. Perhaps some had been scared away. I had come to hear him speak. Freedom of speech must rule the day. Outside  Colden in the dark an amphitheater is tucked away A stage sunk in a bowl of grass where Greek tragedies  might be played. Which tradition shall prevail? I wondered to myself that day. Will acolytes of a murderous cult Sweep Euripides away? A Moslem horde  poured through the gates when Rome fell  for the second time. The Divine Wisdom was defiled and Constantine Palaeologus died. I turn my collar against the damp illumined by sodium vapor light I think on Arnold's loss of faith and ignorant armies that struggle in the night
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Jun 4, 2017
Jun 4, 2017 at 5:05 PM UTC
Rushdie at Queens College (11/07/2006)
I. They say, Those who won't learn the spirally past are doomed to walk its re-coiling paths again, and I can't argue with precedent. I can point out, my present and future doubts, kneeling down with guttersnipe gifts and a candle lit up to appease history's stalking ghost. What I really want is to ***** it. II. They say, This world's gotta date marked expiry and it's all set to go sour with a big bang or a small bust out from the fridge of twenty-twelve's wintry chilling. Lately, there have been jumbo packs of weirdness spilling onto every last shelf, but things got strange long before the Mayans began tying knots. III. They say, you can take the brutish and dress them up natty, extolling their hirsute vices in basso profundo voices till we all queue back to ****** them. I've heard the jingle, but I'm drawn instead to wisdoms spoken by officials not officially allowed to speak. Their off-the-record's nice and scratchy.
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Apr 26, 2010
Apr 26, 2010 at 4:31 PM UTC
They Say, Times 3
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 9:18 AM UTC
Aping our Apologist
Beautiful downtown Atlanta Sunny, blue, cloudless sky Tall, wide, massive buildings Window glass glistening in the sun Beautiful, well-dressed people Gainfully employed people Taking care of business people Running essential errands Contributing to the community Pursuing positive, purposeful lives. I take in the sights, sounds, smells Sounds of people walking, talking Engines revving and car horns Smells of restaurants and fast food vendors Engine exhaust and overheated brakes The feel of the sidewalk Under my expensive dress shoes The heat of the sun on my face and neck The exciting hustle and bustle Of a thriving metropolis. A faint “Please, sir. . .” reaches my ears And a homeless man appears ***** disheveled, hirsute “Please, sir. Could you. . .” His weak speech trails off As I divert my eyes, quicken my pace Ignoring his petty pleas As he disappears in my wake Bothersome soul, good riddance Why doesn’t the city do something? Days later the encounter haunts me I was so proud of the way I handled myself How easy it was to dismiss a soul in need Months later the encounter haunts me Instead of the clever human I had become cruel, inhuman Unfeeling, unkind, uncaring Years later the encounter still haunts me Never will it ever happen again Never. . . ever.
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Oct 28, 2019
Oct 28, 2019 at 9:46 PM UTC
Please Sir
love blooms each morn... [how am i supposed to write the quintessential love poem when the short, dumpy, plain girl at the next table desperately, too loudly interjects her placating ‘wows!’, ‘awesomes!’ and ‘that’s amazings!’ into every stunted breath-pause in the stun gun voiced, spine stabbing soliloquy spewing from the hirsute parody she followed in. as if volume and volume somehow trump tepid, vapid content tho it might have been interesting that “this one time, ginsberg ****** in your mouth” if you had had the ***** to swallow it but you spit it out you coward and so, bored and ****** i remembered ginsberg wasn't into hairy or three year olds or hairy three year olds] where was i ... like a glory awakens to the sunlight in your smile and the gentle breeze of your sleeping eyes
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Jun 27, 2011
Jun 27, 2011 at 8:39 AM UTC
where was i
castaway i foster my horizon in shaded bows of silenced colours castaway i foster my horizon a shattered moon dilutes its glow stills the humming river, its restless flow in shaded bows of silenced colours suspended willows wave a melancholy in a lullaby for the unborn me stills the humming river, its restless flow dark hills and far echoes of loss and shall faded memories in paused negative in a lullaby for the unborn me hirsute halt of uneasiness in being almshouse but serving you not your wish faded memories in paused negative shattered humming of drifting glow castaway i foster my horizon, almshouse but serving you not your wish castaway i foster my horizon 16.11.14
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 4:23 PM UTC
Drifter
Regardless of the portrayals by The "old masters" in their oil paintings, or Hollywood depictions; I don't think that when Adam and Eve were created, they resembled "Mr. Universe" or any of the"Victoria's Secret" models. A rather hirsute individual, carrying a club fashioned from a tree limb, toenails in need of clipping, knuckles dragging the ground. I'd hate to see what Adam looked like. copyright: Richard Riddle-March 09. 2015
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC
Thought for the Day XXIV
just moments ago, i went online and tapped Google if some miraculous spell could be drawn out of thin air cause (this house husband feels a bit embarrassed to divulge), but at present, the will to live aye cannot bear cuz after an ample lather of soap and shampoo, ah pronounced heady effect became immediately clear where times gone by (even as late as early January tooth how sand and eighteen), the strands clumped, glommed, and matted together as sieve ma noggin got sat upon by a deer no matter after shaking head banging fashion (imagine rock stars of yore whipping their wild locks) from ear to e'er butta noah such dizzy inducing antics resulted in absolutely no fluffiness, hence my worse fear (irrational?) yes, an obsession i.e. thy hirsute outgrowth fixation dated back tummy boyhood when cranky gear and defective cogs somehow impacted preoccupation concerning every singular follicle fostering hair strand, but during prepubescence, this now grown man took a fancy to this, that, or the other lad, who sported a style envied yours truly, hie wished said thatch tubby upon mine ma lil oblate spheroid, and pleaded (weathered and in vane) with fate to make magically ap pear this, tis minuscule wiggle room to muster support from rear guard, hook offer me wiggle room asthma body electric goes on a manic tear precious seconds ticking closer to the final count down where this mwm might remain bed ridden for an entire year.
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Feb 26, 2018
Feb 26, 2018 at 1:04 AM UTC
Argh! I suffer the plight of Bad Hair Year In One Day!
early this year gentle as calm ocean waters lapping along a weir thumb and fore finger of right hand would peal back, (via diagonally flippant motion asper calendar representing progression of time) gets flipped over to veer in one direction (linear) revealing the next month at lightspeed vis a vis tempus fugit galloping tear thy head immediately lost hirsute thickness, i starkly share male or female pattern baldness extant along Harris genealogical trunk line rare yet divulging distress about limp decreasing strands sends shivers along spine, gloomy feeling linkedin with old fashioned meaning of queer and perchance tis foolhardy reeding this Samson night issue must ap pear tis unstoppable inching closer toward as mortality gets near youthful robustness fades replaced by senescence mere really ambling along tragicomic stream, one evinces gargoyles mockingly leer loosing sleep and kept raggedly awake in conjunction dreams fraught with frightful haunting monsters jeer ring sound reverberating hair splitting decibel jamming primary cranial gear aye tell mice elf nothing to fear... yet maximizing this plight with poem 'ere Yukon also temporarily part blond, brown, gold, et cetera locks mud dear.
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Feb 28, 2018
Feb 28, 2018 at 11:48 PM UTC
thinning hair - slight tweak from this twit
she pens a thank you note, for my stealing inspiration from her observation, to create a “beautiful bundle of words” my vocabulary acquired by just hanging around this planet of aged years, (hirsute, multifarious, repacked packets of globbed and gloated pins and notions), is minimally useful in the arced architecture of reassembling a new combination that pretends to be a beautiful bundle of words, a nouveau riches, a poem rearrangement is only addition but that a new poem, does not make to make a creation, one requires a beautiful bungle  of words, each tripping upon the next, somehow discordantly harmonious, a humorous pin ***** sordid that moves the lips into an O shape light emitting, “why in the hell did not I think of that” if it makes sensible than it’s likely just recombinant, i.e. a used car if it makes sensitive as if it’s a new cry, unheralded unheard and the first newborn among its peerage bungle your pictionary mistakable notions from fumes of intoxication stumble into a new theorem predicting the relativity of the impossible, combine cross pollinations, fish and fowl, meat and milk, stench and best, faucet drips of hurricane magnitude, draw insights from inside a child’s vision, and say to yourself repeatedly, this is how I bungle breathing into new poems, this is how I birth beautiful
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Mar 10, 2019
Mar 10, 2019 at 3:20 PM UTC
a beautiful bungle of words
Regardless of the portrayals by The "old masters" in their oil paintings, or Hollywood depictions: I don't believe that when Adam and Eve were created, they resembled "Mr. Universe" or any of the "Victoria's Secret" models. Rather hirsute individuals, carrying a club fashioned from a tree limb, toenails in need of clipping, arms dragging the ground; and that's Eve. I can't begin to perceive what Adam may have looked like. copyright: Richard riddle-March 09, 2015
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Sep 29, 2015
Sep 29, 2015 at 10:17 AM UTC
Long Ago(repost)
I get up in the morning, sometimes still high from the night before, sometimes sober, sometimes wake and bake. I head into the bathroom, stand there to *** and force myself to look down at the ***** between my legs. Years and years have built up to an acceptance of my genitals from a foundation of hate. I force myself to look myself in the face in the mirror, run my hands from ear to chin along my jaw, along the hair that represents to others a definitive flaw in my character, to myself, well, represents a certain type of shame. You see, everyone's convinced that women don't or should not grow hair in certain places. Regardless of my status as a transgender individual, can't you see the stress this lays, the autonomy it takes from other women, too? It's like no one's ever heard of Punjabi peoples, it's like no one's ever heard the word hirsute, so the odds are higher some are inclined to shave their bodies in preparation for dresses or water fun, but I digress. I run the water hot, it burns, I run the water on the array of razor blades and drag it gentle across the skin of the neck and down the cheeks, bottom lip and upper lip, then over both my brows. I wish I didn't have to do this, but I feel it deepest down that it will benefit me the most if I can push to survive more close calls so I may appreciate myself.
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Jun 6, 2018
Jun 6, 2018 at 11:07 AM UTC
Trans in Her Bathroom