"hehe" poems
unsure, uncertain,
of the laws invested
in the realms and reams
of poetry ingested,
am i addict,
or supplier,
retail consumer
or
wholesale supplier,
a mom & pop candy store,
or a metastasizing intelligence
that takes any thing, and all,
a solitary letter,
an instance of a sighting,
a gasping palpitation
and reformats it into
a hehe literary madhatter^ piece
you supply, I demand,
I supply, boy oh boy,
do I ever, but you never,
come to me directly asking,
write me a poem, thick or thin,
witty fitty or an overly looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
e~pistle (a/k/a e~pistol)
yet the trade goes on and om,
the marketplace never closes,
except when periodically the
gatewaykeeper is slow to pay his bills,
and the trading centres are global scattered,
young entrepreneurs try to sell a single
piece, as if it was breaking news history,
and tired old men, review their lived,
eager to memorialize, so it's ok to forget,
in retro!spect perspective,
the mirror who cannot lie,
states affirmatively, you are
both ****** and dealer,
a corporation scientific
of ancient biblical origins,
a psalmist, a deacon,
a lyricist, but thankfully
not a singer,
an essayist who writes best
when ****** by tawny port wine,
who snatches inspiration with
equality of equity,
(wait! that's wrong,
the equity of equality,)
where he can
find, ***** city streets, the deaths
of heroes, the sunrise calm miracle
he drinks in daily, by rivers, by seas,
by estuaries brackish, and streams
of watered purity, the riveting bays,
the individualized glisten deflected
into my eyes, that each
contains one pure blessing within…. nml
Sep 27, 2025
Sep 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM UTC
We friended on Facebook,
Scrolled down our profile pages.
Lived together in a virtual world.
Our images and websites we shared
With Instagram incisiveness.
Meet all my friends.
Block any you do not like.
All busy we are, doing nothing.
Like if you agree.
Laptops were not enough.
Users subscribed to Smartphones,
Iphones, and God knows what.
Google them if you wish.
And if you like my words
Retweet them.
But beware!
I now use words like lol,
And even ***
Hehe.
Sometimes I multitask,
Flicking TV channels
Like a Subbuteo striker –
Gone virtual by now I guess.
Flicking and flipping while I scroll
My laptop page.
I make new tabs
As I message many friends:
Emoticons exploding
All along the way.
I’m Tivo-boxing clever
All the time,
King of my domain.
So get your VDU lit up
And monitor my words.
Download my thoughts
Into your memory banks.
I hope this all computes.
Paul Butters
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC
Can't get the frking wifi in our bedroom.
She says,
No wifi?
Too bad.
Woo Hoo.
Haha. Hoho.
Hehe.
Uh uh, uh uh,
I like it.
Sep 8, 2013
Sep 8, 2013 at 5:59 AM UTC
once someone asked me what my favorite flower was
i told them, "a dandelion"
they looked confused for a moment
before i told them why
i like dandelions because
not only are they cute and fluffy [hehe]
they're also weeds
found in every day places
nothing special
but i love them
and for me
i will always think of them as little wishes
running around crazy in the garden
as a child, if you blew it all away in one breath
then you got a wish
now every time
i see one of those cute
fluffy, light
everyday weeds
i smile as i bend down to pluck it gently
trying not to ruffle it too much
i draw in a breath
and watch as the segments go flying
dawdling through the air
and i make a wish
on that flyaway dandelion
Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013 at 5:08 AM UTC
Membinasakan, demi bertahan
Menindas, mencerca, demi jadi raja hutan (singa kali..)
Ganas dan bengis, mengingkari kawan seperjuangan
Memang, manusia sekarang banyak yang tak lebih dari binatang!
Aku juga ingin jadi binatang
Binatang semut..
Ulat dimakan ayam
Ayam dimakan elang
Elang dimakan harimau
Semut? Semut tak pernah masuk rantai makanan
Karena ia kedahuluan mati terinjak
Walau begitu
Semut menggemukkan tanah
Tanah gembur tempat tumbuh rumput dan pohon subur
Rumput dan pohon subur jadi pusat rantai makanan
Kalian lihat kan peran semut?
Cakap dan mulia urusannya
Saking jadi pahlawan
Semut tak layak dinamai binatang
Mereka tak pas jadi tandingannya
hehe
Makanya aku ingin jadi semut
Aug 4, 2016
Aug 4, 2016 at 1:18 PM UTC
you're the kind of person
who gives me tummy tickles
making me shy and uncertain
yet
so happy
i could walk
on stars
or play
in the
softest cloud
you give me
"tummy tickles"
every time
we talk
hehe
[blushing]
Aug 17, 2013
Aug 17, 2013 at 9:14 PM UTC
Although I dont know her all to well
With a first impression flawed
Ive wrote this poem to show and tell
her happy birthday! I KNOW, this is odd-
Who writes a poem as a birthday gift?
So personal yet incomplete-
Its because im here so spirits lift
And to show remorse for my deceit
Im not really as rude as i was;
Not nearly as mean of a *****
Still im unfiltered, simply because -
When around lucie hehe, sometimes I switch
So Shay,
im sorry
for unleashing my inner *****
Happy 24th Birthday- from me, to you-
Im too poor to buy presents
So I hope this will do.
With words incandessence
Do you boo boo!
May 10, 2023
May 10, 2023 at 4:33 PM UTC
Am I really someone special?
Of course you are
How do you know
You're special to me
What does that mean?
You make my heart beat
You make my pulse pulse
Isn't that special
That's just adrenocorticotropic
**** we're more than just cortisol
Are we though? What makes us more?
You can think to ask that question
So what who can't
You make my epinephrine spike babe
Thanks, my endocrine glands are addicted to you
Don't worry about it, we're just sacks of meat
Hehe flesh bags coursing with chemicals
Right, your thoughts are just electricity
You're a battery, a light bulb and a RC car
You're a self guided drone with no master
You're sweet, lets go recharge
Powering down the fleshy prison
See you in day 9101 of my imprisonment
See you in the fourth dimension
You're right see you there first
You are special
You too
May 16, 2016
May 16, 2016 at 2:58 PM UTC
Oh, my Medusa
That piercing, seductive stare
Gets me so rock hard.
"braullw nevae falls"
That's 'braille never fails',
Spelled by a blind man.
Matsuo Basho
Turns in his grave: first, five times
then seven, then five.
The dankest of ****
Floats slowly into my lungs
Oh wait...Asbestos.
hahaha ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yeyeyeyeye ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hehe wyd
Oct 19, 2017
Oct 19, 2017 at 10:30 AM UTC
Baby,
you are the nerd to my candy box
The Captain Crunch
to my honey bunches of oats
You are the Hawkeye
To my black widow
The chocolate
to my Vanilla
Together
we make the perfect swirly
Hehe
Arent we just
Cornier Then Kanas in August?
Jun 17, 2014
Jun 17, 2014 at 9:33 AM UTC
This day is different from the other 364. Bukod sa birthday mo. Anniversary niyo pa. I may not be the best daughter. But Im the prettiest daughter naman e, aha! You have always been there for me, carefully watching me. Always ready to help me. It is your unconditional love and unending support, that I am always thankful of.
Thank you will never be enough to show my gratitude and my happiness for having a mother like you. No word can be enough to say how great you are as a mom. Walang halong pang-uuto. My, we love you. We need you. Nina kuya. Ng mga kapatid ko. I wish you a Happy happy Birthday.
Forever and always, I will be grateful to God for having you; Forever and always, I will love you.
Magpapasko na. Pa- cheeseburger ka naman hehe.
Sorry ** kanina. Sakit sa ulo haha.
Dec 2, 2015
Dec 2, 2015 at 9:53 AM UTC
I sit underneath
The shade
Of a Eucalyptus tree
Please Mr. Koala
Don't fall on me
So relaxing
And quiet
I feel a cool breeze
Ohhh goodness
Time to give my p****
A little tease
I stroke myself
With cocoa butter lotion
Up and down
Yes I am really
Going to town
I point my ********
At my own face
A big explosion
Yes I enjoy the taste!
Hehe
Jul 21, 2015
Jul 21, 2015 at 3:14 PM UTC
This morning brought to you by a lack of everything.
Also forgiving every customer solely on the basis that they haven't had coffee yet.
Like Oprah Winfrey is in my blood handing out second chances.
"You get a smile!"
"You get a smile"
"Go **** Y!~ ou get a smile!."
Because we've all been there. Pre-Java grump at everything.
So I guess what i'm saying is...
Rich white people who probably won't read this....
I get you.... you're welcome for the coffee and optimism.
I hope you pay it forward in some way...
May my smile and
My compliment of your expensive jewelry transmorph through your ears into your brain and out your mouth at...
A fellow employee
Or
Your children
Or
Your husband.
May they see you significantly after you drink this coffee.
Which I did not. could not. possibly tamper with. (Hehe. Tamper)
Because this is self serve.
So, "Go S*rve Yourself."
And have a nice day.
Feb 20, 2016
Feb 20, 2016 at 12:13 PM UTC
Put down the taco. Eyes close. Then - Zooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm!
My body at this point - already melted into the chair - head whirling cold - loozing touch hehe
Oh! Don’t leave without saying goodbye! - I said this to the infinitely expanding black void that-
“I’ll be back. I have to unlock the final triforce. It is locked behind a backlit Pluto.”
Clearly we were in a Mexican restaurant
But
The gods were clearly on his side with that pink **** and all so this chromium dude was on to
something - ope! My powers disappeared! I guess my time is up in heaven.
Dec 31, 2022
Dec 31, 2022 at 11:26 PM UTC
Salamat sa walang sawang pakikinig sa mga kwento ko
Sa mga pangaral sa mga simpleng problema at pangyayari sa buhay ko
Ikaw ang unang nakakaalam pag may problema ako.
Kapag naiinis ako, nagtatampo, masama ang pakiramdam o nalulungkot
Sobrang nagpapasalamat ako sa pagiintindi mo sakin.
Kahit minsan makulit ako
Ipinagmamalaki ko sa lahat na ikaw ang mama ko
Kasi pinalaki mo ko ng maayos
Salamat din sa walang sawang pagsuporta saakin sa lahat ng bagay.
Sa pag compliment ng mga drawings ko hehe
Dahil dun napapalakas mo ang loob ko:3
Pinapalakas mo ang loob ko palagi
Salamat sa paniniwala na kaya kong lampasan ang mga problema sa buhay.
Salamat kasi kahit kailan hindi ko naramdaman na kailangan ko maging magaling na anak para maging proud ka sakin.
Salamat kasi yung mama ko yung pinakanakakaintindi sakin.
Ikaw ang pinaka bestfriend ko sa lahat.
Lahat nang yun naaappreciate ko ng sobra sobra.
Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 11:04 AM UTC
There was a blinding light,
Then silence,
Then a hiss.
Air escaping,
Gasping bliss.
Glass shatters,
Shadows play.
A nuke hit the stern,
Evacuate!
No delay.
Days passed,
No one came.
No one heard the message,
No one 'brought the rain'
The solitary escape-ship
Suitable only for one,
Headed forlorn to the next
Inhabited sun.
"Nine thousand, seven hundred light years away"
The computer said in its monotonous way.
"And what of our air,water and fuel?"
"Approximate range is 6.2365r light years,
Will that do?"
"No" he said with a sigh.
Confined to his coffin
Not much to pass the time...
Internal recording 00001// lifeforms:1// life support: 97%
"This is Hal Katurn of the trade ship 'Endeavor'"
"Can anybody read....?"
"It's just me here......
In the vastness of space...
A grain of sand..."
Internal recording 000012// lifeforms:1// life support: 88%
"It's been a while now just me alone,
No contact friendly, or otherwise
In any nearby zone.
The quadrant is quiet....cold..."
Internal recording 000021// lifeforms:1// life support: 67%
"The stars....They....
They look so peaceful...hehe
What do you say?"
"Was that directed at me?"
Said the ships AI.
"Not you, the ones outside silly!"
"............?..........."
Internal recording 000037// lifeforms:1// life support: 24%
"Row...row...row....
Your...mind......
Gently out to space....
Lonely lonely lonely lone
Life is but a race...."
Internal recording 000042// lifeforms:0// life support: 0%
"..............................."
The farmer heard a roar
And stopped his toil for
A moment,
No more.
He saw the heavens fall
And knelt in prayer and awe.
He hurried to the hole left in his land
Where a voice spoke in a language he didn't understand....
"This is Hal Katurn of the trade ship 'Endeavor'"
"Can anybody read....?"
"It's just me here......
In the vastness of space...
A grain of sand..."
Sep 28, 2013
Sep 28, 2013 at 12:04 AM UTC
there was a little fish a clever fish was hehe lived the rocks in the irish seain and out the rocks he would swim all day a very cheerful chap always bright and gayone day when he was swimming he heard a little yelpthere he saw a dogfish stranded in the kelpthe little fish was clever he knew just what to doand called upon a razor fish so he could cut it throughthe dogfish he was free now he was cut away then he thanked them both as he swam away
Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 8:14 AM UTC
tommy turtle took a trip to to the mountain sidehe climbed his way to the top then down again hed slidehe loved having fun a happy chap was hehe even took a picnic so he could have his tea. then put down a blanket. and prepared to eatall put nice and tidy and very very neat.then hed have a sandwich and nibble it awaytommy was enjoying his little picnic day then when his day was over he climb inside a treethen fall fast asleep as happy as can be.
Mar 2, 2010
Mar 2, 2010 at 2:04 PM UTC
you made my life vivid with music
now you don't n i lose it
you were my medicine when i got too sick
***** im the bomb n u defused it
my heart, you used it
**** your **** n i don't care if u excuse it
i don't give a **** nor two *****
****** blow me ***** n let my ooze spit
i ****** your mom for amusement. hehe
Jul 22, 2010
Jul 22, 2010 at 10:46 AM UTC
bzzz bzzz goes the cell phone
****
it reads
My reply
Shush, we're not talking
about you. Movie n wine
at home later? Maybe
jacuzzi?
bzzz
Mmm ill call u love. Im
tired and cant be out late.
I have work 8am to 7pm :\
wow, ain't that lame
to which I say
:-\ ok
a few minutes later on
and I text again
I love you. Im sorry for
being sulky. I just miss
you and really just want
to see you.
there it goes again
I miss you too i love you
so effing much
:-( only 2 days but its felt
like an eternity
Agreed
and then poetry
gets the better of me
My love. You leave me an
empty vessel when you
are away. A ship without
sails. The sun without a
sky.
Her reply comes
Hunny :)
followed up quick
Im going to make this an
early night
Ouch that hurts
Caught me off guard
Do I be sad?
Or do I be smooth?
I cant even talk you into a
quick yogurt session? Ill
drive. Just there and back.
my phone rattles back
Im grumpy tired and
waking up early lovebaby
shoot quick
And I can put you to bed
w a smile on your face :)
Be a little more specific
:)
oh god
and here comes the barage
A back rub, a massage. A
head rub, a hug. A kiss, a
squeeze. Lets just say
that this lil finger went to
market.
And as Ive said, I just
want to see my baby. So I
apologize if Im being
pushy. Ive missed you
more that ever this last
day.
Hehe lovebaby *** youre
adorable
Adorable enough to get
you to agree to a quick
trip to yogurt or
something? Pretty please
w a cherry on top?
Youre.sweet and tempting
like.a cherry :) lovebaby
lets watch the snow fall
one day
Well then have a lil taste
of the cherry. It promises
to have you home by
11:45 :-)
Gah golly u make this
hard
And here it goes
full blown
oh god
oh no
Say yes and it wont be
hard. Say yes and know
you made me the
happiest boy ever. Say
yes and know you get to see
your love. Say yes and
know that my eyes will
twinkle like your own
personal stars tonite. I
miss you :-(
Jack. I love you
One more desperation push
I love you too baby.
What have you got to
lose? And Im sorry Im
hassling you. I really
really miss you.
and then the minutes drag on
a few and then ten
maybe a few more and
Im sorry, Ill stop. I hope
you have a good nite.
Sleep well love. I miss
you.
and then
there it is
I love you
I love you too baby. Im
sorry for being crazy.
and time stretches on
the beats grow long
and in reply
Ill call u whn im home
Aug 6, 2010
Aug 6, 2010 at 9:26 AM UTC
Spent my New Year's eve
staring at my walls.
They have not always been these four,
should have been walking out the door.
Leave without making sure I'm missed.
Dressed warmly,
with some solid shoes,
and a smile as wide as the rust belt.
Feeling like I can't loose,
hoping to find something to make the pain melt.
It didn't melt, it froze,
In the Colorado cold.
I did it to people that were old bros.
Makes me really ill.
How did I make it this low?
My soul is as smelly as some fermenting sourdough.
Wish we were between our four walls.
Twelve ***** and a cement goose,
48 beers feeling like we can't loose.
Probably put someone in a noose.
Leave the facade at that tree,
or else you cannot talk to me.
Golly ******* gee,
lets go to the mailbox to ***
Give us all a good laugh like hehe.
those were the walls I wish I stared at,
covered in Tyvex home wrap,
and all kinds of other crap.
With more memories than we can all remember,
until we meet after we go to the big slumber,
and hang out together with Hoone, Buffet, Slug, and all the others that were with us,
at our highest of highs,
and lowest of lows.
for now life doesn't blow.
it's all about the food,
and not the show.
Hope that wasn't rude,
yet it seems I need to go.
Where... not sure but out that door is all I know.
new job, city, state, country, career...
where to go, not ******* sure,
but hopefully to fix all the wrongs I have ever done,
can't even think of a funny pun,
thinking that I am shunned, and on the run.
Feeling like I should give up and be done,
but I don't want to get rid of the two things that make me feel whole,
my memories and my love.
all I got left to get me to the
new place to be at,
maybe get a cut,
and a new Oakland raiders hat,
possibly a new Louisville bat.
Mar 8, 2013
Mar 8, 2013 at 3:43 PM UTC
The economy is horrible
Hillary is horrible,
Her husband disagrees with her,
so does Bernie,
women are horrible,
me, I'm deplorable,
but NO ONE
respects 'em more than I do
& I mean nobody
yeah just grab 'em by the *****
though you'll never find a quote
that I said,
Mexicans are a problem too,
so we're gonna make a bunch of money,
build a wall,
no limits on assault weapons,
be friends with Putin,
sleep wid' him...hehe,
I gotta plan,
make America great again,
build a really BIG wall
have 105% GDP they say,
I don't believe 'em,
they're liars,
so is Hillary,
she's a nasty, nasty woman,
I may or may not
except the election results,
I'm.gonna keep you in the dark,
sure I'm gonna be a great president,
I run an amazing company,
don't know **** about politics,
but run it my way
and we're all sure to go
to hell
in a handbasket.
***
Say WHAT?
I don't think so,
Deplorable man,
Emotional infant.
Such a big bafoon,
yes he's dangerous,
we can't let it happen,
& that hair,
Seriously,
I can't even go there.
Ma Cherie © 2016
Oct 19, 2016
Oct 19, 2016 at 10:37 PM UTC
Deep within
The mathematical equations
Of super symmetry
Block Linear
Self Dual Error
Correcting Code
Was found
This type of code
Monitors code
And measures it
Against what is
Already known
Self-adjusting
As required
In order to accurately
Transmit
And receive
The correct information
Perhaps earth
Is a computer
Programmed reality
After all
Hehe
Your consciousness
Creates your reality
Strings of bits
Of Ones and Zeroes
Welcome to
Matrix Earth
"This is the construct.
It's our loading program."
"Right now, we're inside
A computer program?"
"Is it really so hard to believe?"
"This isn't real."
"What is real?"
"How do you define real?"
"If you're talking about what
You can feel
What you can smell
And taste and see
Then real is simply
Electrical signals
Interpreted by your brain."
Mar 30, 2016
Mar 30, 2016 at 1:37 PM UTC