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my mother has blue eyes but I'm still a ****** my mother has blonde hair but I'm still a ****** my daddy is black as night but I'm still a ******* my daddy has ***** curls but I'm still a ******* I call this hash tag the struggle because to be biracial is nothing more because to be biracial is nothing less than a struggle to find who I am to find who I should be to find who I'm supposed to be i really wish they were the same person i really wish you understood hash tag the struggle but you don't and you won't so stop telling me about my good hair and stop telling about my high yellow skin and stop telling me my parents have the fever and stop staring at me when I walk in and stop trying to guess which parent is black and stop trying to guess which parent is spanish No I'm not Spanish. No I don't speak Spanish. No You CANNOT touch my hair Yes, my nose is in the air Of course I think I'm the **** Because I live my life trying to be better than women who are dark skinned ...with something I was born with ...out of my control Of course I try to flaunt my plush lips around the white girls who get botox who then become the have nots because I've stolen all the brothas hearts from the city and the boondocks See you don't even know me but you think these are my goals see I call this hash tag the struggle because nobody understands the trouble in being whole when you're given two halves that don't match to patch up one soul and you're born into a ****** up mess still expected to know and they tell you to ignore them all be yourself race should not define you but I can't even fill out two ******* boxes on a standardized test because you are only allowed to check ONE to describe you hash tag TheStruggle
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Apr 10, 2014
Apr 10, 2014 at 8:24 PM UTC
#TheStruggle
my mother has blue eyes but I'm still a ****** my mother has blonde hair but I'm still a ****** my daddy is black as night but I'm still a ******* my daddy has ***** curls but I'm still a ******* I call this hash tag the struggle because to be biracial is nothing more because to be biracial is nothing less than a struggle to find who I am to find who I should be to find who I'm supposed to be i really wish they were the same person i really wish you understood hash tag the struggle but you don't and you won't so stop telling me about my good hair and stop telling about my high yellow skin and stop telling me my parents have the fever and stop staring at me when I walk in and stop trying to guess which parent is black and stop trying to guess which parent is spanish No I'm not Spanish. No I don't speak Spanish. No You CANNOT touch my hair Yes, my nose is in the air Of course I think I'm the **** Because I live my life trying to be better than women who are dark skinned ...with something I was born with ...out of my control Of course I try to flaunt my plush lips around the white girls who get botox who then become the have nots because I've stolen all the brothas hearts from the city and the boondocks See you don't even know me but you think these are my goals see I call this hash tag the struggle because nobody understands the trouble in being whole when you're given two halves that don't match to patch up one soul and you're born into a ****** up mess still expected to know and they tell you to ignore them all be yourself race should not define you but I can't even fill out two ******* boxes on a standardized test because you are only allowed to check ONE to describe you hash tag TheStruggle
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With my bobby pin, taken from my hair after volleyball practice, I scrape black resin from a blue bowl It's a rougher Dirtier Hash ball But it loves on your brain just as much And my arms are bruised from passing They could use that numbing forgetfulness That lurks like stupidity In the back of my brain Always The *** just emphasizes it The way gaudy clothes do on a pretty girl That's me too sometimes But I have a mother, Just as you, And she gave me dreamss To live up to A school of science and engineering So...what do you do?
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Jul 19, 2013
Jul 19, 2013 at 1:14 AM UTC
Stoner Moment
no weapons, no drugs. he had the eyeballs of an aztlan prince. touches water. touches hot-grill to meat /repeat/ /replete with cerveza.                 to roil in love of sun said lights, all things lovely.                 to return by city driven lights, lake to shore to shoulder. [to sleep.] [to dream.] dad is on the grill, cookin’ up something scorched. swill is on the lake, skiin’ up something else. sweat & stretching lungs, the sun busting gut. unseen, bikini pink & green sauce. pass the tortillas. winterous: awake. ice-fish and stoke the pipes of flash and holy hash. ice-fish our favorite frozen mass. we all grow beards, untrusting of men who wobble blades to their faces on the daily. spring sprung and spigot. we return to blushing shores of wet rocks & girlfriends. girl bands exploding amps from atop houseboats in styles of the highly drunk and tameless. plucked in memory of the ******* to come before them.
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 7:31 PM UTC
avian
Let's get some sunlight Let's start a bar fight We'll take our problems and forget we have to solve them Let's take two tabs Let's start a **** lab We'll cover up insecurity with promiscuity Let's sleep 'til Sunday It's only Monday I have to work at 2 but I think I have the bird flu Let's call the drug store Ask for a couple more Insignificant reality crashes into banality   Let's make a hash pipe Out of Brite Lites We'll quote Pulp Fiction with Ezekiel's conviction Let's start a fight club Where we can make love Punch me in the ear and then I'll disappear Let's start a new life But after midnight There's a whole universe waiting to be uncovered first Let's make a difference Let's make new friends Let's go where the wind blows but first I have to put on clothes
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Aug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 2:22 AM UTC
Let's
[Hashtag]MeToo Here it goes again, trending on Insta and Facebook. Where real awareness stems. Mind the sarcasm, social media’s a powerful tool not knockin’ that. I wonder though, does the mind of the follower understand the context of the hash? Do they get it should be a call to action? Not necessarily at the keyboard. More like on the couch with their children, Giving the conversation of consent.   Most people do not even understand it by definition . The meaning of yes and no convoluted by scenario.   Bias boils over like milk and water over full flame. The posts bubble out and stick to the side of the pan, quickly drying; leaving their mark. Until the soap and warm water flows over them, and the steam evaporates the confessions. Until they are again whispers we all hear and know. It’s whispers from the alley ways, and from married couples bedroom doors. The woman is the property,   the man is the proprietor.   We refuse to address the real problems, the failures of our up-bringers. We point fingers and slay names yet the statistics provide the truth.   One in four for females, one in sixteen for males. We all have been violated, slandered, and forced to say [Hashtag]MeToo Not going to say I did not share it, I know the touch of unwanted hands, the invasive *********** All for the sake of the insanity,   in repeating a useless gesture. The only difference is My hashtag went to my Senator.
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Jul 6, 2018
Jul 6, 2018 at 9:25 AM UTC
#MeToo
PINK HIGH HEEL SHOES I remember drinking pink champagne from your pink high heel shoes. I remember making love with you wearing only your pink high heel shoes. I remember how your pink high heel shoes became candle holders ashtrays (where you stashed your hash) deadly weapons in an...OW!...row! & you ask me do I remember your pink high heel shoes? Do I? I do!
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Sep 20, 2018
Sep 20, 2018 at 8:15 PM UTC
PINK HIGH HEEL SHOES
I sometimes take words that were first used by others (I'm About to admit I'm a bit of a crook) Re-hash and re-use them, and make my own covers- Stealing little known lines from an eloquent book. I've stolen from Shakespeare, yanked words off of Yeats, And pilfered from Plato and Brown; I've probably swiped stuff off all of the greats, And many of zero renown. There's more to be heard in the wise words of Wilde Or took from a Tennyson line Or the thinking out loud of an inquisitive child, Than could spill forth from this pen of mine. So if I've stolen from you, and perchance have offended, (Yes- I'm about to steal Shakespeare again) Just think but this, and all is mended; Nothing original came from my pen. Which means that, eventually, all that I've ever done Will be lost in the shadows of time, Skipped over, or lost, and simply outdone By your works original shine.
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Oct 27, 2018
Oct 27, 2018 at 6:05 AM UTC
Word Thief
Like a captive, I capture rapture wrapping around stakes that matter Joan of Arc battered Also tattered but, easily dismissive Refracted from fractured prominent phrases people play with Distinctly persuasive and evasive, dressed boyishly attractive, lax stature, dawning armor crafted by absence as if asked about it- I’m drifted Protection is principle prerequisite, when fire is lit I sort of implore your aorta before it’s incinerated to ashes Dethatched as a habit, with swords or hatchets crafted to singe heartstrings that attached it While I slash slick Rick as a quick fix, To fend for pretend pretenses or presumed tricks, I can’t quit Cause I hit lips against hash spliffs fashioned with dashes of passion all while rationing fireball cinnamon sips Martyr to avoidance I gaze at fabled dazed gossipers galvanizing grips on gritty grapevines while licking warning labels through smoke haze on blurred lines Capably unstable Other eyes attending scandal circles able to shout lies and rekindle handed arguments on tables with locked smiles stay boxed in Avidly amiable Searching for counterparts when combusted or branded Toying with matches loses meaning when rules reseed Those vagabonds claim love is some all end hard bent to mend what the same above can’t comprehend. Breaking boredom, I pillage pillows with night terrors And ardent arsonists yearn for flames that churn, turn, liquefy and learn learned thoughts and smoldered feelings Completely complacent Melting in one another they are completing each other like two candles tryst true at a wedding day However later the blaze is severed, smoke sears, and charred black wick stands alone for them. Aggressive and progressive. As for me never pleading, fire forever fleets to streets between iron bars I built that cage in deep heat and seep dire dreams once desired Suppose I’m a skeptic Roasted or disconnected Just jaded, just met you Always over it too soon Burnt but I’m amused. I’m useful.
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Jun 9, 2014
Jun 9, 2014 at 11:59 PM UTC
Martyr
Like a captive, I capture rapture wrapping around stakes that matter Joan of Arc battered Also tattered but, easily dismissive Refracted from fractured prominent phrases people play with Distinctly persuasive and evasive, dressed boyishly attractive, lax stature, dawning armor crafted by absence as if asked about it- I’m drifted Protection is principle prerequisite, when fire is lit I sort of implore your aorta before it’s incinerated to ashes Dethatched as a habit, with swords or hatchets crafted to singe heartstrings that attached it While I slash slick Rick as a quick fix, To fend for pretend pretenses or presumed tricks, I can’t quit Cause I hit lips against hash spliffs fashioned with dashes of passion all while rationing fireball cinnamon sips Martyr to avoidance I gaze at fabled dazed gossipers galvanizing grips on gritty grapevines while licking warning labels through smoke haze on blurred lines Capably unstable Other eyes attending scandal circles able to shout lies and rekindle handed arguments on tables with locked smiles stay boxed in Avidly amiable Searching for counterparts when combusted or branded Toying with matches loses meaning when rules reseed Those vagabonds claim love is some all end hard bent to mend what the same above can’t comprehend. Breaking boredom, I pillage pillows with night terrors And ardent arsonists yearn for flames that churn, turn, liquefy and learn learned thoughts and smoldered feelings Completely complacent Melting in one another they are completing each other like two candles tryst true at a wedding day However later the blaze is severed, smoke sears, and charred black wick stands alone for them. Aggressive and progressive. As for me never pleading, fire forever fleets to streets between iron bars I built that cage in deep heat and seep dire dreams once desired Suppose I’m a skeptic Roasted or disconnected Just jaded, just met you Always over it too soon Burnt but I’m amused. I’m useful.
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I was there in the corner, All alone, No voice, Only fear was my company, It was that time, I went to a place Where the pain disappeared, Even only for the first few blows, The pillow so soft on my face, It soaked up my tears, It soaked up my fear, With each blow, white never hurt so much I didn't have a happy place, Just pain, the look of hate upon the face, The pillow talk, was hash, It was to lessen the marks, Hidden from the outside world, These feathers hit like a fist, Shaded in white, Shaded in hate, A voice was needed, to be released, Made to think the voice would never be heard, Pillow talk carried on, Till the pain screamed out behind the white And the pillow talk did stop. Life went on, years did pass, The anger of a damaged childhood Simmers, Boils, Rages, All beneath the surface, Never to be released, The time has past, bruises gone, But though it was a limited time The pain of the past Its a burden on my heart, that'll carry on.
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Jul 30, 2014
Jul 30, 2014 at 6:35 AM UTC
Pillow Talk
Drug Addict I drink beer, I drink liquor, doing shots makes it quicker. I smoke a bowl, I smoke a joint, is there a problem, get to the point. I take acid, I like trip, I love the trail of a moving whip. I like ****** sugar, I snort coke, no wonder, I'm so **** broke. I pop pills for stress, some for pain, you'll never hear me complain. I shoot ****** then I dose off, my life is just a total loss. I make and smoke **** hoping it takes my last breath. Special K is my favorite tranquilizer, I use it as a drug appetizer. I smoke crack, don't ask why, don't knock it, til you try. Ecstasy makes me feel so good, it always puts me in a special mood. I sniff gas, I sniff glue, then I ask, who are you. Sometimes I smoke hash, I live a life of white trash. Morphine can't be beat, my brain has suffered a defeat. I even take ****** and steroids, ***** big, ***** small and I'm paranoid. Been to counselling, been to rehab, last time I went, I ended up with ***** Now finally, I'm clean and sober, been that way since mid October. I admit drugs are more fun, but in the end, God finally won.
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Jan 11, 2014
Jan 11, 2014 at 2:56 PM UTC
Drug Addict
a gift for Aladdin Aures H from his 3rd follower... <>><<> the inescapable need, unformed firmament inquiring; am I capable? the impulse palpable, the urge to urgent, to gorge and disgorge? instead of morning prayers, precomposed and ordered, morning poem plucked from morning fog, gusted breezes, early-on, newborn sun rays, progeny of disheveled skies words fused, in irregular sizes, senses censured by drowsy eyes, but the chest beating arrhythmia means bursts of free verses superimposed on reluctant eyelids, jigsaw puzzlement be re-conformed and the first poem of the day, emerges from the intersection of mind, pale dreams, and the first is special till the neu morrow, when fresh bursts explode inward to windward, and the first is just yesterday's mesh of hash, once formidable, now last, pinned, yellowing, purely a **descendant of the recent, but always, ancient past*^
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Jun 19, 2025
Jun 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM UTC
The Poem Writes Me
Muffins in the oven Music in my headset Smells wafting through the house Egg and hash-brown casserole waiting to be made Silent people sleeping mere feet away. Today is a good day.
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Feb 28, 2015
Feb 28, 2015 at 8:16 AM UTC
Today
the Himalayas rise there is snow on the peaks I watch it from my bed I gaze and gaze at it in the morning as a little village girl goes by sniffling with cold I too am cold it is chilly here in Tosh in May but a young Israeli boy took off his shirt and stood on the fencepost of the guesthouse dancing down was the deep green valley all of us watched in admiration the next day I went down to the waterfall which from here is a beautiful whisper in the air there are donkeys and a path and pretty houses on the other side of the valley and everywhere there are people smoking hash and relaxing in the cafes and the guesthouses it is almost like a pilgrimage smokers keep coming and sit around smoking talking I pull down my woollen cap my arms and back feel the chill despite a thick sweater despite a blanket and a four inch thick quilt I roll my joints and smoke them alone sometimes smoke them with others I look at the hills and the valleys and the wooden houses I look at the white peaks glowing in the sun and talk about CCR and stained glass art with Michael from Norfolk who’s going down the valley to another village for a party tonight with his young Spanish friend I talk about Bombay with Puneet and Manya from Kanpur who’ve come here on a Bullet Hash Heaven Manya says reading my mind as the joint passes on to the four engineering interns from Delhi and all the time I sip on ginger lemon honey for my sore throat until on the last day it disappears unlike the young Israeli girl’s pink laptop in a pink cover found by the part time caretaker in the garden on a pink chair she left behind last night because it was too dark come again the guesthouse boys say to me as I pay them what a scene I think how cool as I begin to leave the village down the dung-clotted stone steps nodding to the smokers coming in.
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Jun 7, 2017
Jun 7, 2017 at 11:13 PM UTC
From My Window Here In Tosh
the Himalayas rise there is snow on the peaks I watch it from my bed I gaze and gaze at it in the morning as a little village girl goes by sniffling with cold I too am cold it is chilly here in Tosh in May but a young Israeli boy took off his shirt and stood on the fencepost of the guesthouse dancing down was the deep green valley all of us watched in admiration the next day I went down to the waterfall which from here is a beautiful whisper in the air there are donkeys and a path and pretty houses on the other side of the valley and everywhere there are people smoking hash and relaxing in the cafes and the guesthouses it is almost like a pilgrimage smokers keep coming and sit around smoking talking I pull down my woollen cap my arms and back feel the chill despite a thick sweater despite a blanket and a four inch thick quilt I roll my joints and smoke them alone sometimes smoke them with others I look at the hills and the valleys and the wooden houses I look at the white peaks glowing in the sun and talk about CCR and stained glass art with Michael from Norfolk who’s going down the valley to another village for a party tonight with his young Spanish friend I talk about Bombay with Puneet and Manya from Kanpur who’ve come here on a Bullet Hash Heaven Manya says reading my mind as the joint passes on to the four engineering interns from Delhi and all the time I sip on ginger lemon honey for my sore throat until on the last day it disappears unlike the young Israeli girl’s pink laptop in a pink cover found by the part time caretaker in the garden on a pink chair she left behind last night because it was too dark come again the guesthouse boys say to me as I pay them what a scene I think how cool as I begin to leave the village down the dung-clotted stone steps nodding to the smokers coming in.
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Watching her cook was like watching a duck in water. Making use of the old utensils and cookware of the hotel kitchen she made a meal with an eclectic mix of elements she had pondered over breakfast. Sauté, mince, sear, season: these words flowed from her lips like a second language in time with the steady chops on the cutting board and I was mesmerized when she moved in perfect rhythm from stirring the mushrooms to flipping the sweet potato hash into the air; tasting and adding more olive oil to marry the idea on her palate to the reality on the stovetop.
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Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 3:54 PM UTC
Bon Appetit
Sometimes I wonder what you ever have seen in me, You stayed for 30 years, through thick and thin, Enduring all my flaws, loving patiently, Despite my disappointments and my sins. It hasn't been an easy road, I know, I've put you to the test more times than not. I've been a less than stellar beau, I wonder did you ever want me shot? I'm sloppy, weak, unkempt and always late, I haven't been the best at earning cash. Could this be what you wanted in a mate? I often think I've made our life a hash. I know I make you laugh once in awhile; Is that enough to keep you coming back? A chuckle here, an unexpected smile, Does that make up for everything I lack? I hope I give you something more than that, Perhaps a sense that life is not so grim. A lift in spirit, a peppy morning chat, Something to make you shake your head and grin. My contribution to our life is small, Diversion and distraction certainly, A joke or two, a pratfall, that is all I've learned to do, I'm sure you would agree. You've given so much more to me it's true. A rock, an anchor, a shelter from the gale. One thing's certain, I can count on you; You have a love that never flags or fails. I'm grateful for you every single day, There's not an hour goes by that I don't wonder why, You've stuck so long with me, but anyway, You did, and till the very day I die I'll say a prayer to God above, Thankful for your crazy stubborn love.
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Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 10:54 PM UTC
Crazy Stubborn Love
Purp-Purple Purp-Purple in my blood, cut it, cut it, cut it Let it bleed, blee-bleed Sipping on the lea-le-lean Smoking that dank My blood stream-stre-stream When the codeine hits It hits real hard When the codeine hits It hits real hard, hard-hard Drop a rancher in, let it-let it splash Splas-splash Turn up the system, ***** let the snare drum Crash cra-crash Rolling through the hood, chevy dropped low (Lo-low yeah) My Chevy real lo-lo-low I said my leather and wood Chevy dropped low Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine Mixing up the-mixing up the medicine-med-medicine **** C's in the backroom letting all the ratchets in Ratchet-ratchet-ratch- Letting all the ratchets in Dumping out cigar trash-tra-trash Fill it back with the hash-ha-hash Sip that lean slow Bringing the good old nineties back Ba-back Said bring the good old nineties back
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Apr 16, 2013
Apr 16, 2013 at 5:26 PM UTC
Chopped and *******
gold ring finger nail wood tree house door window open field flower bright sun light switch wall picture painting face nose smell trash can soda sugar candy chocolate mousse goose geese duck stew dumplings chicken eggs hash potatos peas carrots celery peanut butter crackers cheese swiss mountains mist rainforest snakes frogs toads flies fruit smoothie straw hat construction bridge cars drivers stearing wheel brakes that seems like a fitting place to stop lol
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Jun 18, 2010
Jun 18, 2010 at 4:17 PM UTC
word association just for fun
1. I was outside shoveling horse **** considering the more **** I piled up, the less you'd deal with when you came home. 2.  I woke up every night at 2, unfamiliar to having the bed all to myself, curled around a pillow like a buoy far from shore, sea sick in the choppy water, my vision reduced to abstract smudges. I focused on what must have been your silhouette as I gulped cups of salty water half a mile into the ocean, exhausted and drowning. 3. Medicinal marijuana alleviates  anxiety. I won't swear on depression, I believe, there are four types of depression. Blue dreams are most desirable, every day for 8 months. 4. You've probably seen this desktop orb that captures electrical currents, so when you touch it with your fingers violet bolts ignite against your glass fingerprint. With this light, 2 a.m. I scoop the sandman's hash into my pipe so i can get some rest from my past who caught up to me a few days ago. 5. Dreamer. Heartbreaker. Deep thinker. No harm has come -- to--- you. 6. When it gets dark again, run baby run. Spin around with my eyes on his, reveal the wreck behind my lids, at the thought of losing him, not to another woman, but to Fate. Hold him tight. Make love like you mean it, not to **** but to tie two hearts together as they bleed. It's bloodstains on the white sheets, two people loved here like death sat by the dinner table, waiting on his appetizer.   7. The cruel morning illuminates his naked body as he slept. I cried because I didn't know if dreamed of pleasing me. Why did I let things I couldn't control worry me?
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Feb 21, 2013
Feb 21, 2013 at 5:51 PM UTC
Hide and Seek
1. I was outside shoveling horse **** considering the more **** I piled up, the less you'd deal with when you came home. 2.  I woke up every night at 2, unfamiliar to having the bed all to myself, curled around a pillow like a buoy far from shore, sea sick in the choppy water, my vision reduced to abstract smudges. I focused on what must have been your silhouette as I gulped cups of salty water half a mile into the ocean, exhausted and drowning. 3. Medicinal marijuana alleviates  anxiety. I won't swear on depression, I believe, there are four types of depression. Blue dreams are most desirable, every day for 8 months. 4. You've probably seen this desktop orb that captures electrical currents, so when you touch it with your fingers violet bolts ignite against your glass fingerprint. With this light, 2 a.m. I scoop the sandman's hash into my pipe so i can get some rest from my past who caught up to me a few days ago. 5. Dreamer. Heartbreaker. Deep thinker. No harm has come -- to--- you. 6. When it gets dark again, run baby run. Spin around with my eyes on his, reveal the wreck behind my lids, at the thought of losing him, not to another woman, but to Fate. Hold him tight. Make love like you mean it, not to **** but to tie two hearts together as they bleed. It's bloodstains on the white sheets, two people loved here like death sat by the dinner table, waiting on his appetizer.   7. The cruel morning illuminates his naked body as he slept. I cried because I didn't know if dreamed of pleasing me. Why did I let things I couldn't control worry me?
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Spoof song: sung to the tune of Five For Fighting's "Superman" Kermit I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some frog in piggies underwear And it's not easy to  be  green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie about my jones on Sesame Street It may sound absurd-but don't be naive, Even Muppets can smoke too much green, I may be disturbed but wont you concede, Even Muppets croak upon skunk **** And it's not easy to  be  green... **Once again I'm small-I'm small and green, well it's All right, we can all get stoked tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything...** I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, Drugs just get you fried, *On hash and buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, Only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Looking for older guys who flirt with me, Yea flirt with me...who flirt with me, yea who flirt with me... WHO FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a frog on Kronik 7 Leaves I'm only a frog who's puffin' on green AND IT'S NOT EASY...  wooohooohoooo... It's not easy...to be-he...greeeeeen...
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Aug 28, 2015
Aug 28, 2015 at 2:10 PM UTC
Frogs For Fighting: It's Not Easy (To Be Green)
Oakes-photo, hypocrisy and flagrant mirky plateau. Brimming celestial warrants overcrowding public housing systems. North-South lights, sell costly iPhone Apps; and then there are Social Societies of non-verbal delight. Password protected non-profitable and over-costly educations of no reward or biblical synonyms. Catastrophizing hash-tag dot.com. Weary party going poster children with glowing anemone guts, fruity looped cantlings, ravenous scattered supper clubbed coughing up ******* on their strange and central affairs unit. Overcome the candisation and sugary affairs of any of the ***** and pops that erstwhile matter less and less. We are speaking of nomenclatures that don't arise. Promises and by which confession aloof romanticizes every Tom dicking Mary that carries the theory of sustainable energy, prussian blue, and irregular browsing.
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 4:46 AM UTC
Irregular Browsing: A Temperamental Prussian Blue
Twenty-five pigeons are doing **** rips in my living room. In the middle of my living room twenty-five pigeons are doing **** rips of **** that they bought off my next door neighbor who just happened to have some lying around. There are twenty-five pigeons doing **** rips in my living room, and they will not stop watching Battlestar Galactica. The twenty-five pigeons doing **** rips in my living room ate all of my Cheese Nips, and they drank the last of the RC Cola I bought. I try to get the twenty-five pigeons doing **** rips in my living room to leave, because I hate it when they do this, but they just coo at me and that shuts me up. One of the twenty-five pigeons doing **** rips in my living room accidentally knocks over the **** and spills bongwater all over my ******* carpet. The **** cracks. They start flapping their wings really hard and ******** everywhere, because they're pigeons and they're mad. But then, one of the twenty-five pigeons produces some hash wax from under his wings, and now there's twenty-five pigeons doing knife hits of hash wax over my stove, and quite frankly I'm ****** I run in and start waving my arms around, and scream, "Get the **** out of here, who let you in anyway?" And the head pigeon drops the knife on accident, and they all fly out of my living room and into the sky, all really blazed, leaving me here, mad, with a bunch of stains on my carpet.
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Mar 15, 2013
Mar 15, 2013 at 2:08 PM UTC
The Pigeons
Doo baa doo dweeb man without woman and ye vee la lovisha woman without man be like a tree w/o leaves, & flowers w/ no seed; ******* w/o hash; dat hash w/o ****** **** w/o crystal & drugs w/o tranquilin; my favourites! - smack...! without brown sugar like sugar with no sweets; showered on her yummy sweats. swetean ********* aye plead! gravity w/o **** be like her **** w/o dopping bars w/o beers; night clubs w/o Hi-ladies; hookah w/o "chillam"; & "madira" w/ no trekkies like a cigarette w/o lighter, & dark jungle w/o lantern, us men & you women be so incomplete w/o love like me - the Homewrecker w/ no affairs with love dieties.
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Sep 19, 2018
Sep 19, 2018 at 8:48 PM UTC
Incomplete
Oleander wax Dribble and curl Betwixt Rosemary, Sage and Thyme Tiger's eye dust Lamb's blood and rust Rubbed heavy with Switches of Rye Smoldering Ash & Freshly pressed hash Entwine with bubble and snort Sing for the dead Cry for the living and Mop up your tears From the floor
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Oct 6, 2014
Oct 6, 2014 at 2:33 AM UTC
Incant