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Paul Dec 2014
To be drunk on *****
Now there's a thing!
Dance and laugh and wobble and sing.
Loud man too loud. Sorry pardon me I didn't mean....
Whoa, not another? Oh alright, I have all of the night to recover
Must remember have to work tomorrow....... Excuse me!
What's your name? You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
Would you like a sausage for breakfast? Sorry what d.yer mean?
I'm not sure where that is actually....... Women! Love em!
I think I need the loo. NO! I'm not drunk, just happy! Happy to be
Merry! Merry.......yea ....... Hey you......lovely woman at bar
Will you merry me! Hahahahahahahahah!
Think I'd better go.......could someone help me plleeeeaasse?
Too much I think? ........goodnight?

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