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"grumpy" poems
What a city I murmur to myself looking at its map. We approached the city known as Dis, with its vast army and its burdened citizens. At last we reached the moats dug deep around the dismal city. What destroys the poetry of a city? Automobiles destroy it, and they destroy more than the poetry. Dante and Virgil chased by 7 or 8 dangerous devils Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, ***** . . . Our heroes reduced from metaphysical philosophers interested in god and what man has done to man to improvising primitive tools for survival. Hope abandoned, we rate our chances of expiring in the nuclear fire – excellent – during the decline of western civilization. On the other hand, I hope our current problems are only temporary and it’s just a matter of time before the public ignores the 24-hour news cycle. Bad news sells but the good life’s all around us. One feels love and devotion even for the 60 million who voted for our opponent. Vaclav Havel said with a wisdom well beyond brilliance: “Either we have hope within us or we don’t. It is a dimension of the soul, and it’s not dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation. It is an orientation of the spirit, an orientation of the heart that transcends the world as it’s immediately experienced. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense no matter how it turns out.” It resembles grief. But it's not quite grief. I'll give you grief. Certain days planned to be eventful I look forward to for weeks. Let the peaceful transfer of power proceed. The sorrow and the pity. Never may the anarchic man find rest at my hearth. When the laws are kept, how proudly the city stands! When the laws are broken, what of the city then? We are moving through some allegory between a City of Hope, where history has been abolished, and a City of History, where hope can be slipped in only as contraband. Failing to achieve understanding, we're searching outer space for an entity to unite us as humanity. That person, or city, is consciousness. Two ancient female poets are a revelation, the clarity of their complaints: lost lover, lost city. Our enemy eventually becomes our brother, his misery lifted by coming to her city.
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Apr 1, 2018
Apr 1, 2018 at 9:23 AM UTC
City of Hope
What a city I murmur to myself looking at its map. We approached the city known as Dis, with its vast army and its burdened citizens. At last we reached the moats dug deep around the dismal city. What destroys the poetry of a city? Automobiles destroy it, and they destroy more than the poetry. Dante and Virgil chased by 7 or 8 dangerous devils Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, ***** . . . Our heroes reduced from metaphysical philosophers interested in god and what man has done to man to improvising primitive tools for survival. Hope abandoned, we rate our chances of expiring in the nuclear fire – excellent – during the decline of western civilization. On the other hand, I hope our current problems are only temporary and it’s just a matter of time before the public ignores the 24-hour news cycle. Bad news sells but the good life’s all around us. One feels love and devotion even for the 60 million who voted for our opponent. Vaclav Havel said with a wisdom well beyond brilliance: “Either we have hope within us or we don’t. It is a dimension of the soul, and it’s not dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation. It is an orientation of the spirit, an orientation of the heart that transcends the world as it’s immediately experienced. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense no matter how it turns out.” It resembles grief. But it's not quite grief. I'll give you grief. Certain days planned to be eventful I look forward to for weeks. Let the peaceful transfer of power proceed. The sorrow and the pity. Never may the anarchic man find rest at my hearth. When the laws are kept, how proudly the city stands! When the laws are broken, what of the city then? We are moving through some allegory between a City of Hope, where history has been abolished, and a City of History, where hope can be slipped in only as contraband. Failing to achieve understanding, we're searching outer space for an entity to unite us as humanity. That person, or city, is consciousness. Two ancient female poets are a revelation, the clarity of their complaints: lost lover, lost city. Our enemy eventually becomes our brother, his misery lifted by coming to her city.
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Leave Me AlOne
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Jun 14, 2014
Jun 14, 2014 at 10:33 AM UTC
Grumpy Morning
Grumpy **** grumpy *** There's no need to feel this way Turn your frown upside down and get on with your day I may not be there to cheer you up but God I'll try my hardest I'll send as many kisses and as many hugs as I can Just try to stop being a grumpy **** Missus Grumpy ***
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Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 8:04 AM UTC
Grumpy **** Grumpy ***
Chlamydia, you grumpy cow! You're twice as grumpy as Sarah the sow. Half as happy as Jennifer hen, But ten times better than all the men ! Chlamydia, Chlamydia, we never will get rid of yer. A fixture in the draughty barn, giving us milk and a gossipy yarn. Have some grass and Chrstmas cake, have a snooze and then awake, to a surprise picnic on your floor, then you can be a grump once more.
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Jan 2, 2011
Jan 2, 2011 at 7:12 AM UTC
Chlamydia The Cow
Angry apes arguing Odd owls ogling Extravagant emus eloping Slimy slugs slithering Wandering worms wriggling Jaunty jays jumping Testy tigers thundering Grumpy giraffes grazing All animals amazing
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Jun 10, 2013
Jun 10, 2013 at 7:54 AM UTC
Animal Antics
A bubbly baby A tiny toddler A cute child An intolerable teen An angry adult The grumpy elderly To people around the world, no matter your age, have you ever stopped to think about how much you can learn from each different generation? You might not get a wise piece of advice, but you can see life through a new lens tinted with the color hope, and you can gain experience without even experiencing. Think about that next time you go to badmouth a parent, disrespect an elder, or even chastise you child.
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Oct 8, 2018
Oct 8, 2018 at 1:52 PM UTC
Age Doesn’t Define Intelligence
I am not my age I'm more than a hoodie Stood on a street corner Hands in my pockets I am not my age I'm more than popular music Blasting in my headphones So loud you can hear I am not my age I'm more than just hormones Racing through my brain Making me unreasonable I am not my age I'm more than just indifference Not caring about school or health Not caring about anything I am not my age I'm more than just my phone Social-media crazy Hidden behind a screen I am not my age I'm more than just a stereotype Loud, brash, unruly, lazy, Phone-obsessed, violent I am not my age I have a complex personality I have inner depth I think about things that matter I am not my age I write poetry I write stories I explore people I am not my age I'm vegetarian by choice I hate to hurt anyone But I will fight for my friends I am not my age My emotions are valid But I keep them hidden For fear of being manipulative I am not my age I do not give you my respect Just because you've lived longer You have to earn it I am not my age I care about politics It is my country What happens to it matters to me I am not my age I'm struggling through exams I'm stressed but trying I'm determined to work for what I want I am not my age I'd be happy to have a job I don't loiter or lurk I'm not lazy I am not my age I'm not dangerous Seriously, I'm a **** I get scared walking down the street in the dark I am not my age I have five pets They matter to me I take care of them I am not my age I'm trying to get to school You don't indicate And I'm inconsiderate I am not my age My dad left me at two My mum bakes cakes But you didn't think about that I am not my age I suffer from depression I'm not 'moody' or 'grumpy' But you think I'm all just hormones I am not my age So don't perpetuate stereotypes You don't know me, don't pretend to And don't blame your problems on me
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Nov 8, 2015
Nov 8, 2015 at 10:20 AM UTC
Being a Teenager
I am not my age I'm more than a hoodie Stood on a street corner Hands in my pockets I am not my age I'm more than popular music Blasting in my headphones So loud you can hear I am not my age I'm more than just hormones Racing through my brain Making me unreasonable I am not my age I'm more than just indifference Not caring about school or health Not caring about anything I am not my age I'm more than just my phone Social-media crazy Hidden behind a screen I am not my age I'm more than just a stereotype Loud, brash, unruly, lazy, Phone-obsessed, violent I am not my age I have a complex personality I have inner depth I think about things that matter I am not my age I write poetry I write stories I explore people I am not my age I'm vegetarian by choice I hate to hurt anyone But I will fight for my friends I am not my age My emotions are valid But I keep them hidden For fear of being manipulative I am not my age I do not give you my respect Just because you've lived longer You have to earn it I am not my age I care about politics It is my country What happens to it matters to me I am not my age I'm struggling through exams I'm stressed but trying I'm determined to work for what I want I am not my age I'd be happy to have a job I don't loiter or lurk I'm not lazy I am not my age I'm not dangerous Seriously, I'm a **** I get scared walking down the street in the dark I am not my age I have five pets They matter to me I take care of them I am not my age I'm trying to get to school You don't indicate And I'm inconsiderate I am not my age My dad left me at two My mum bakes cakes But you didn't think about that I am not my age I suffer from depression I'm not 'moody' or 'grumpy' But you think I'm all just hormones I am not my age So don't perpetuate stereotypes You don't know me, don't pretend to And don't blame your problems on me
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They say it is an art It keeps me quite apart It's never seen as good Yet happy me not understood My grumpy life is good I see the roses Tinted love My sadness makes me happy From such a grumpy chappy It is the way to go The docs do say It's so I'll live a little longer life More grumps i say as I get older I start the day full moan A grumpiness full drone It never ever leaves me My grumpy tree Pure freedom So next time I'm about Expect a grumpy shout You'll know its from my heart My grumpy life This sad old ****
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Jan 1, 2013
Jan 1, 2013 at 3:45 AM UTC
Grumpy
That day, something got into me. Approaching the corner of 155th and Broadway on the Upper West Side, my friend and I were only a block from home. Either we'd been on a mission for candy necklaces or bubble gum cigars, from the place where the guy was always grumpy, never actually scary, and the sawdust on the floor, the real cigars in fancy boxes, were something to wonder about. Or we had just scored our first fresh sugar canes, one each, and much taller than either of us. The kindly Puerto Rican green grocer, proud of his new shop, hoped we'd try the plantains too, getting a kick out of our delight in what he'd always known. The light was red, and we weren't in a hurry. I just got curious about this trap door on the side of the old cast iron signal post, and decided to see if it would open... and it did. Smiling to myself, an uncommon, delicious sense of mischief lighting me up inside, I calmly flipped a switch. Instantly, all four lanes of traffic, heading north and south on Broadway came to a screeching halt. The feeling of power was intoxicating. And unforgettable. Had I been an older kid, had the policeman who happened by been less lenient, had anyone, God forbid, been injured, I could have been in some serious trouble. Injury never entered my mind, and maybe the officer saw that. All in all, I got away with the only really naughty thing I did as a child, and still get to smile. And remember.
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Jan 7, 2016
Jan 7, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC
Stopping Traffic, Just That Once
Then there are days When with a sulking face I go through everyone's poems Including my own And wonder with bitter scorn What kick do these people get From all this rhyme-rhyme business Just say it all in one line, no Why coat it with metaphorical prettiness Don't worry friends, I hope to self-heal out of this strange daze Probably just going through A grumpy phase.
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 5:23 PM UTC
Grumpy
the grumpy anger of a selfish nature tormented by impatience, and dominance can infect the freedom of the sheer joy of living for the rest of the tribe
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Nov 6, 2015
Nov 6, 2015 at 5:58 AM UTC
check your grumpy calculus
a love poem, of new & old, why I am the summer-man!^ summer is winding down, sky’s multi blues freezer safe stored in ziplock see thru bags, marked and named by hue, the where and the when, so when the eyes finally fail, when the squinting don’t help, when the good things those good blues aroused, poems, lush and morning thanks for being alive come-not-at-all, quite the opposite, these cold blues may help, to recall why it was worth breathing summer is winding down, so am I, the synchrony no accident, time, the Pharmacy kitchen calendar claiming another victim, willing or not, those cars and the blue eyed models, are now but blurred wishes and hopes, even these words, spoken, not finger scribed, for the keyboard a jumbled jungle of alpha-numerical of confusion hellish and my sons don’t come to clean up my pathetic messes, sending their little children, beloved concubines of my heart the daytime watcher, spanglish her native lingo, tho single words she’s pretty good at too, but that don’t help much; the grands, toddlers to pre-teens, the eldest a womanly eight, tries but soon frustration bored, slips away quiet like replacing her with her two year old sister, who knows her alphabet which ain’t an exactly a help, but her five pencils stored^ nearby, tagged with her name, awaiting her poems, her one true legacy try to imagine her as a grandmother, farseeing the day when she occupied this too too hard to-get-out-of-by-myself “easy” chair, making rhymes with her next-next generational  descendants, faint remembering the silliness sorcery that I secreted in her brain; zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo, ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes, gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down! which she acts out with giggles galore, adding a teacup embellishment, a creme fraiche pearly teeth smile topping, the day watcher agrees, verrry verrry funny, but time to me *** and take a needed morning ***** no poppy! no poppy! no poppy! no nap, no *** no ***** thinking the call out is for her, stomping her feet in an alternating rhythm and rhymes I, happy poppy, ecstatics drooling out, foreseeing the rhyme is strong in her, get wheeled away crinkled and crackling, *zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down!* a new genre me of gibberish summertime love poems
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Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 5:11 PM UTC
#1299 : a new & old love poem: I am the summer-man!
a love poem, of new & old, why I am the summer-man!^ summer is winding down, sky’s multi blues freezer safe stored in ziplock see thru bags, marked and named by hue, the where and the when, so when the eyes finally fail, when the squinting don’t help, when the good things those good blues aroused, poems, lush and morning thanks for being alive come-not-at-all, quite the opposite, these cold blues may help, to recall why it was worth breathing summer is winding down, so am I, the synchrony no accident, time, the Pharmacy kitchen calendar claiming another victim, willing or not, those cars and the blue eyed models, are now but blurred wishes and hopes, even these words, spoken, not finger scribed, for the keyboard a jumbled jungle of alpha-numerical of confusion hellish and my sons don’t come to clean up my pathetic messes, sending their little children, beloved concubines of my heart the daytime watcher, spanglish her native lingo, tho single words she’s pretty good at too, but that don’t help much; the grands, toddlers to pre-teens, the eldest a womanly eight, tries but soon frustration bored, slips away quiet like replacing her with her two year old sister, who knows her alphabet which ain’t an exactly a help, but her five pencils stored^ nearby, tagged with her name, awaiting her poems, her one true legacy try to imagine her as a grandmother, farseeing the day when she occupied this too too hard to-get-out-of-by-myself “easy” chair, making rhymes with her next-next generational  descendants, faint remembering the silliness sorcery that I secreted in her brain; zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo, ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes, gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down! which she acts out with giggles galore, adding a teacup embellishment, a creme fraiche pearly teeth smile topping, the day watcher agrees, verrry verrry funny, but time to me *** and take a needed morning ***** no poppy! no poppy! no poppy! no nap, no *** no ***** thinking the call out is for her, stomping her feet in an alternating rhythm and rhymes I, happy poppy, ecstatics drooling out, foreseeing the rhyme is strong in her, get wheeled away crinkled and crackling, *zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down!* a new genre me of gibberish summertime love poems
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Swirling morning mist, draws abstract patterns of love moving sprightly,  between golden rays of sun, prattling  breeze and other manifestations winter presents, green grass on the meadow looks like a dew studded carpet pussyfooting rabbits, lick dew drops in a hurry and run back to the warmth of their burrows, to sleep for some more time. Sun, the nourisher eternal of the world , don't hide anymore come out, peep above the crowd of sleepy grey old clouds, looking grumpy, ill mannered and winter arrogant to the core, don't like their attitude a bit, come out blow your trumpet of warmth make the drooping wet birds, dry, fly up to the sky with a happy cry sing songs of joy, warm the hearts,drive the winter gloom out.
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Jan 10, 2015
Jan 10, 2015 at 7:47 AM UTC
Winter morning symphony
when out of fear I moved to my safe place with my eyes open I wish I could buy you the forest so you could see a sunny day The clouds and all the thoughts I have of life creep a shadow creature is cold because it is night out I would buy you happiness if you ever needed it A grumpy old man above you.
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Dec 5, 2017
Dec 5, 2017 at 1:20 AM UTC
jumble of thoughts
You can see it already: chalks and ochers; Country crossed with a thousand furrow-lines; Ground-level rooftops hidden by the shrubbery; Sporadic haystacks standing on the grass; Smoky old rooftops tarnishing the landscape; A river (not Cayster or Ganges, though: A feeble Norman salt-infested watercourse); On the right, to the north, bizarre terrain All angular--you'd think a shovel did it. So that's the foreground. An old chapel adds Its antique spire, and gathers alongside it A few gnarled elms with grumpy silhouettes; Seemingly tired of all the frisky breezes, They carp at every gust that stirs them up. At one side of my house a big wheelbarrow Is rusting; and before me lies the vast Horizon, all its notches filled with ocean blue; ***** and hens spread their gildings, and converse Beneath my window; and the rooftop attics, Now and then, toss me songs in dialect. In my lane dwells a patriarchal rope-maker; The old man makes his wheel run loud, and goes Retrograde, hemp wreathed tightly round the midriff. I like these waters where the wild gale scuds; All day the country tempts me to go strolling; The little village urchins, book in hand, Envy me, at the schoolmaster's (my lodging), As a big schoolboy sneaking a day off. The air is pure, the sky smiles; there's a constant Soft noise of children spelling things aloud. The waters flow; a linnet flies; and I say: "Thank you! Thank you, Almighty God!"--So, then, I live: Peacefully, hour by hour, with little fuss, I shed My days, and think of you, my lady fair! I hear the children chattering; and I see, at times, Sailing across the high seas in its pride, Over the gables of the tranquil village, Some winged ship which is traveling far away, Flying across the ocean, hounded by all the winds. Lately it slept in port beside the quay. Nothing has kept it from the jealous sea-surge: No tears of relatives, nor fears of wives, Nor reefs dimly reflected in the waters, Nor importunity of sinister birds.
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You can see it already: chalks and ochers; Country crossed with a thousand furrow-lines; Ground-level rooftops hidden by the shrubbery; Sporadic haystacks standing on the grass; Smoky old rooftops tarnishing the landscape; A river (not Cayster or Ganges, though: A feeble Norman salt-infested watercourse); On the right, to the north, bizarre terrain All angular--you'd think a shovel did it. So that's the foreground. An old chapel adds Its antique spire, and gathers alongside it A few gnarled elms with grumpy silhouettes; Seemingly tired of all the frisky breezes, They carp at every gust that stirs them up. At one side of my house a big wheelbarrow Is rusting; and before me lies the vast Horizon, all its notches filled with ocean blue; ***** and hens spread their gildings, and converse Beneath my window; and the rooftop attics, Now and then, toss me songs in dialect. In my lane dwells a patriarchal rope-maker; The old man makes his wheel run loud, and goes Retrograde, hemp wreathed tightly round the midriff. I like these waters where the wild gale scuds; All day the country tempts me to go strolling; The little village urchins, book in hand, Envy me, at the schoolmaster's (my lodging), As a big schoolboy sneaking a day off. The air is pure, the sky smiles; there's a constant Soft noise of children spelling things aloud. The waters flow; a linnet flies; and I say: "Thank you! Thank you, Almighty God!"--So, then, I live: Peacefully, hour by hour, with little fuss, I shed My days, and think of you, my lady fair! I hear the children chattering; and I see, at times, Sailing across the high seas in its pride, Over the gables of the tranquil village, Some winged ship which is traveling far away, Flying across the ocean, hounded by all the winds. Lately it slept in port beside the quay. Nothing has kept it from the jealous sea-surge: No tears of relatives, nor fears of wives, Nor reefs dimly reflected in the waters, Nor importunity of sinister birds.
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Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero You will not miss me Oh you, she kills him every day Being good is not hers style She is grumpy Cause money can't buy happiness is like the biggest lie ever and forever Slow dancing in a burning room Are you thinking about me? Oh yes, everyday! But you know, I'm bad I'm falling in love everyday with every winsome stranger Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero I remember when I dreamed that boy My body was shivering like a hurricane I'm trying to live in the real world That's why I love summer Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero Morrissey whispers in my ear: I was happy in the haze of drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero
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Jan 5, 2014
Jan 5, 2014 at 8:37 AM UTC
A *****
Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero You will not miss me Oh you, she kills him every day Being good is not hers style She is grumpy Cause money can't buy happiness is like the biggest lie ever and forever Slow dancing in a burning room Are you thinking about me? Oh yes, everyday! But you know, I'm bad I'm falling in love everyday with every winsome stranger Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero I remember when I dreamed that boy My body was shivering like a hurricane I'm trying to live in the real world That's why I love summer Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero Morrissey whispers in my ear: I was happy in the haze of drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero Loving her was like shaking hands with the devil Lady gangsters, vixens and spies Feeling pretty, staying young He is my rosy, rosy, rosy boy Trying to make my eyes look like a deep ocean Atlantic blue eyeliner and party dress He is my hero, hero, a mad hero
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The Grump put on his morning face. Wiped away crystallised grit , Straight out of her teared up eyes. My goodness this poem is shaped out of **** A deliberate ploy, For she is woman, and he is boy. He had a *** change, Normally grumpy is male, hee hee, Today grumpy is me. The last Sunday of a somewhat sulky year. Look deep in my eyes and surely you'll see a tear. I don't cry..... Why ever should I ? Mentally strong as a freaking ox, Manipulative as a silver fox. A wicked sense of humour. Thank f**k , Without that I'd probably have no luck, Not out on the pull. That just isn't cool. Ladies don't. This lady can't be bothered! (C) Livvi
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Dec 28, 2014
Dec 28, 2014 at 9:11 AM UTC
GRUMPY
I adore women I refuse to apologize for it I like the way their voices squeak in the upper registers I like the fashions I like the makeup I like the aromas Not the silly runway catwalk Biz that relegates them as awkward mannequins adorns them in  the impractical and cloaks them in the  absurd overreaching  of  the tired  clamoring for something new and unique that which exploits  their  lithesome anorexic perplexing job requirement I like the way they can shape shift, alter and assume new identities I like the fact that some have mood swings and *** I marvel that they can give birth I like being aware that their  'water-weight' make's  them grumpy I'm astonished that they innately ovulate with  the cycles of the moon and that the Huntress Diana inherently  acquired her namesake Doesn't bother me a bit that "it's a lady's prerogative to be late" or that opening a door for them is considered 'sexist' I was raised with a sister and a mother with lace and dainty  frilly things I caused them a lot of aggravation and consternation I think they enjoyed it - nonetheless somewhat I refuse to apologize for it
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May 13, 2013
May 13, 2013 at 12:00 AM UTC
a male's misgivings
Life is a grumpy highway, to good to be plain. You have your your choices, Under circumstances, sun or heavy rain. Just like a race, we compete with honour and keen, Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win. Ye dare to be free, that is all we could do. Seek for more, limits are not true. Dare to say no, and put your passion first. have a shot of confidence don't compromise your worth Care no more man for great negativism. ye see, people may come and go, they say goodbye and hello. We run and move, yet sometimes we slip, into a mud of mistakes we fall, down we are whipped. but remember your thing, remember your stars and missions. you have a finish line to cross, Ye got to stay true on your visions. To live and to learn to fly, and reach our dreams. despite of the rough roads. in dark clouds we need to see the light beam. Dare to rise above, and put your passion first. have a shot of confidence don't compromise your worth
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Oct 15, 2011
Oct 15, 2011 at 1:53 PM UTC
A grumpy highway
i wake up with the cloying taste of a nightmare in my mouth not for the first time this week and i imagine not for the last i made you a chart concerning all the ways we ****** up and sent it to you last night haven't heard a word since i had the implicit feeling that what i was saying was dangerous. that it could take this little thing we have going on and expose all the little tangled wires sparking and smoking... that i could make you feel bad enough that you wouldn't want to talk to me and i was right.
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 12:32 PM UTC
"why sassy is grumpy: an essay"
Old grump not so pleased Out to see what's at ease In the winter cold deep freezing Gentle words melts his heart that's a first Oh! Quit teasing Slow to talk yes he stutters which we find kind'er amusing Rolled away cast aside old and frail free from using What's the fuss all about in his eyes it looked confusing Watch your step! Missed a step Broke a leg not so easy
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 3:55 PM UTC
Grumpy Pops
I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs Used to work for Santa Claus Yep, they all got fired from the north pole Cause they kept breaking too many laws See, Doc was the north pole physician He tended to those who were afflicted But he was writing too many prescriptions And three hundred elves got addicted Then we have the dwarf called Sneezy Sneezy became a problem too Everywhere he goes he's blowing his nose And they all came down with the flu Next we have the dwarf named Sleepy Now this one should speak for itself He was always found somewhere laying down Curled up in a corner on a shelf Then there's the dwarf called Bashful This one was just way too shy And when they finally gave him his pink slip He was too embarressed to say goodbye That brings us to the dwarf named Happy Now he was just a bundle of joy But they just couldn't get him to do any work Cause he was always playing with the toys And of course we can't forget about ***** This one always did what they said But he was a little slow, if you know what I mean And they think he was dropped on his head And last but not least we have Grumpy He would stay out drinking all night Now he was the the north pole's problem child Cause he was always starting all the fights Well that's the end of my story And I really hope you're not annoyed Did I tell you Snow White fired them too? Yep, all seven dwarfs are unemployed
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Apr 7, 2010
Apr 7, 2010 at 11:06 AM UTC
Santa Claus and the 7 Dwarfs
My Grandma and your Grandma, Got in a word quagmire. My Grandma told your Grandma She's gonna set her wig on fire. Tallkin bout Hey Now,hey now Hey Now,hey now. Grandma's kind of insane. (wackadoodle) You know our love will never go, We just don't let her by the flame. No, we just don't let her by the flame
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Aug 10, 2013
Aug 10, 2013 at 8:40 AM UTC
When Grandmas Go Grumpy
They peer through the cracks to what can be seen, neighbours once were close but secrets kept behind closed doors that only those who pass know what it is. In the days of old doors open, now locks decorate each door as untrusted are those called the neigbours or of those on the street. Whispers whisk near each door of jealousy, untrusted though gossip is the enemy. There is always the grumpy nes that no matter how polite, they wish you never moved in and will never think of you as the neighbour there is no community. Secrets some times heard through a window or open door, which we turn a blind eye to as its there problem nothing to do with me. neighbours not my friends but not my enemy.
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Mar 2, 2014
Mar 2, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
Secret Neighbours
The house on the hill Lived a man called Bill After he met his wife He had no life He is tall But looks like a ball And round Looked like a clown On rainy days, He gives a grumpy face If ever children comes He hits them all dumb He loves pineapple tarts Always gives a notorious **** His name is bill And he lives in the house on a hill.
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Jul 31, 2011
Jul 31, 2011 at 5:48 AM UTC
Hillbilly