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"gowns" poems
I am in a crate, the crate that was ours, full of white shirts and salad greens, the icebox knocking at our delectable knocks, and I wore movies in my eyes, and you wore eggs in your tunnel, and we played sheets, sheets, sheets all day, even in the bathtub like lunatics. But today I set the bed afire and smoke is filling the room, it is getting hot enough for the walls to melt, and the icebox, a gluey white tooth. I have on a mask in order to write my last words, and they are just for you, and I will place them in the icebox saved for ***** and tomatoes, and perhaps they will last. The dog will not. Her spots will fall off. The old letters will melt into a black bee. The night gowns are already shredding into paper, the yellow, the red, the purple. The bed -- well, the sheets have turned to gold -- hard, hard gold, and the mattress is being kissed into a stone. As for me, my dearest Foxxy, my poems to you may or may not reach the icebox and its hopeful eternity, for isn't yours enough? The one where you name my name right out in P.R.? If my toes weren't yielding to pitch I'd tell the whole story -- not just the sheet story but the belly-button story, the pried-eyelid story, the whiskey-sour-of-the-nipple story -- and shovel back our love where it belonged. Despite my asbestos gloves, the cough is filling me with black and a red powder seeps through my veins, our little crate goes down so publicly and without meaning it, you see, meaning a solo act, a cremation of the love, but instead we seem to be going down right in the middle of a Russian street, the flames making the sound of the horse being beaten and beaten, the whip is adoring its human triumph while the flies wait, blow by blow, straight from United Fruit, Inc.
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Love Letter Written In A Burning Building
I am in a crate, the crate that was ours, full of white shirts and salad greens, the icebox knocking at our delectable knocks, and I wore movies in my eyes, and you wore eggs in your tunnel, and we played sheets, sheets, sheets all day, even in the bathtub like lunatics. But today I set the bed afire and smoke is filling the room, it is getting hot enough for the walls to melt, and the icebox, a gluey white tooth. I have on a mask in order to write my last words, and they are just for you, and I will place them in the icebox saved for ***** and tomatoes, and perhaps they will last. The dog will not. Her spots will fall off. The old letters will melt into a black bee. The night gowns are already shredding into paper, the yellow, the red, the purple. The bed -- well, the sheets have turned to gold -- hard, hard gold, and the mattress is being kissed into a stone. As for me, my dearest Foxxy, my poems to you may or may not reach the icebox and its hopeful eternity, for isn't yours enough? The one where you name my name right out in P.R.? If my toes weren't yielding to pitch I'd tell the whole story -- not just the sheet story but the belly-button story, the pried-eyelid story, the whiskey-sour-of-the-nipple story -- and shovel back our love where it belonged. Despite my asbestos gloves, the cough is filling me with black and a red powder seeps through my veins, our little crate goes down so publicly and without meaning it, you see, meaning a solo act, a cremation of the love, but instead we seem to be going down right in the middle of a Russian street, the flames making the sound of the horse being beaten and beaten, the whip is adoring its human triumph while the flies wait, blow by blow, straight from United Fruit, Inc.
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. I've stared... Longingly forever into you You'd stare back but you never really knew Hands of hours, minutes and seconds I've shook All the time I've carelessly took I've witnessed... That etched on each one, that amazing smile A crutch forged of sunrays that had carried me many a mile It's all that I have to know of you In this endless chase I've sought to pursue I've envisioned... Different ways you'd wear your crown Various trimmings on lavish gowns Smitten by the way you sport your paint The nectarous song sung in your gait ever so faint I've imagined... The addictive rise and fall of your every breath Bringing me back to life after every death Pulses of sweet nothings that never did ebb Ensnaring my heart with your silk spun web I've believed... You are the queen of my future tale untold I've felt it so real like verses written in bold But I've awakened from slumber into terrifying reality Pains me to realise that you're nothing but imaginary...
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 8:25 AM UTC
Imaginary
Faces painted with colors that make girl's skin pop out. Eyes large and done up with circles around them Coverup hiding the blemishes that grew out of stress and fear Legs shaved and exposed under the beautiful gowns Smiles grow on their faces when they see their date; dashing in suits and winsome smiles. Small flower pins added to their beautiful dresses The night is ready. Legs spin around and around as they twirl, smiles in motions and hearts race. Sweat lingers down their faces as their laughs grow more. The night is ablaze. Everyone is smiling. But only one question lingers, "May I have this dance?"
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 11:02 PM UTC
Prom.
The deafening house music The crowd of colorful suits and gowns And the shifting colorful lights Trapped me in the ballroom The tasty sophisticated food The elegant decorations And the freaking mandatory cotillion Didn't stop me from ******** up I should've been more social I should've treated my date better And I should've enjoyed the evening But my fear and doubt won over me
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Aug 13, 2014
Aug 13, 2014 at 7:47 AM UTC
Prom: The Tragic Catastrophe
*I was a princess. Long before the burden of knowledge -- before the reality of life plunged itself deep into me. Tea parties and ***** Gowns and pretty jewels, Braids and long lashes, We were the rulers of the kingdom. Walls constructed of plastic kept us safe, security from the barbarians that lurked outside. A magic mirror that warped and bent from age, from magic, to show your future, which was often a short fat lady. Thrones that swung back and forth, so that her majesty does not bore herself. We guarded our kingdom from the evil outside... but we forgot to check within our walls. At some age, we stopped guarding the plastic kingdom. We stopped looking for the monsters outside -- realizing they were lurking inside of us... whispering dark things. Now Aurora is sleeping off a hangover -- that beautiful face streaked with wet mascara maybe when she wakes up, everything will be better? Ella is hiding from loan sharks, wishing for a way out of the slums, hoping a rich man will sweep her off her feet. Ariel is running away from home changing her identity for her new boyfriend, desperate that no one will come between them. Snow is sleeping with several men -- mommy issues ran her out of town, now she's the walking herself to the abortion clinic. Princesses we were. Princesses we are. Princesses we will be.*
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Mar 24, 2014
Mar 24, 2014 at 10:27 PM UTC
Princess
I have longed for this year since fourth grade When I learned what a val-e-dic-tor-ian was And realized I wanted to be one. I have longed for this year since I was fifteen And wanted to leave home Go out and explore the bigger world Free of parents and noisy siblings. I have longed for this year since my first college tour And I saw the hubbub The libraries, the labs, the dorms, the giant sweatshirts And noticed how small and quiet my high school was. We picked out caps and gowns Red We lead the pep rallies now The loudest yet We're taking physics, and calculus, and the SATs Feeling scholarly We picked out how our names appear on our diplomas First M. Last We have our licenses Drive to school We fill out college applications endlessly And endlessly... We picked our prom theme Great Gatsby We're getting lazy very quickly Senioritis Graduation keeps us going Graduation is the goal Graduation is the light at the end of the tunnel Graduation in June Graduation in red polyester Graduation in the sun Graduation is the end But wait. Hold up. Stop. Stop. STOP! Seven more months with you? You, who I've stared at for four years? You, whose smiles make my day? You, whose face I look for in crowds? You, who are the most amazing person I've ever met? You, who I haven't even asked out? You, who have no idea who I feel? You, who might by some miracle possibly feel the same way? You, who I'll regret never making a move with for the rest of my life? You? Seven. Months.? HOLD UP SENIOR YEAR SLOW DOWN GRADUATION THERE'S A BOY.
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Nov 2, 2013
Nov 2, 2013 at 2:23 PM UTC
Senior
I have longed for this year since fourth grade When I learned what a val-e-dic-tor-ian was And realized I wanted to be one. I have longed for this year since I was fifteen And wanted to leave home Go out and explore the bigger world Free of parents and noisy siblings. I have longed for this year since my first college tour And I saw the hubbub The libraries, the labs, the dorms, the giant sweatshirts And noticed how small and quiet my high school was. We picked out caps and gowns Red We lead the pep rallies now The loudest yet We're taking physics, and calculus, and the SATs Feeling scholarly We picked out how our names appear on our diplomas First M. Last We have our licenses Drive to school We fill out college applications endlessly And endlessly... We picked our prom theme Great Gatsby We're getting lazy very quickly Senioritis Graduation keeps us going Graduation is the goal Graduation is the light at the end of the tunnel Graduation in June Graduation in red polyester Graduation in the sun Graduation is the end But wait. Hold up. Stop. Stop. STOP! Seven more months with you? You, who I've stared at for four years? You, whose smiles make my day? You, whose face I look for in crowds? You, who are the most amazing person I've ever met? You, who I haven't even asked out? You, who have no idea who I feel? You, who might by some miracle possibly feel the same way? You, who I'll regret never making a move with for the rest of my life? You? Seven. Months.? HOLD UP SENIOR YEAR SLOW DOWN GRADUATION THERE'S A BOY.
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I have this friend           (it's really me) Who has this girlfriend           (who's really she) Who has this quirk           (really several) Which she'd deny           (which is another) She's not anti-gay, Sees right past color, creed and ethnicity; Sees women for being women, Men for men, And any combination thereof, And vice versa. No, she can see right past bigotry, Is blind to prejudice, But has an innate drive that goes straight for wardrobe. From the gowns of celebs, To the color of Alex Trebek's tie. A sartorist, that's what she is.                      *I heard that.           And I am not.*           (contrary too)
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Feb 24, 2018
Feb 24, 2018 at 11:29 PM UTC
Alex Trebek's Tie
Make-ups Break-ups Dates Make up Limos Hair Hair Spray Tuxedo Dancing Crowns Gowns Kings Queens Prince Princesses Fun PARTAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
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May 9, 2013
May 9, 2013 at 4:14 PM UTC
Prom
I'm not one of those people Who can bury that itch, So very down deep That they can't even scratch. Certainly, most days, I'm satisfied with Me, Just can't seem to be satisfied with Just me. I want four hands, not two, And four feet, covered in warm woolen socks between sheets. I want clamoring voice from a throat that's not mine. I want two heads, two hearts, Two toothbrushes. Different length hair in the shower (You clean it out) Accidental-shrunken work shirts Cussing fights while I finish the laundry Surprise apologies later. Nights of scheduling compromise Days of scheduling compromise How many sick days can we skip work with? I don't need some long-distance, Not-a-relationship Just-friends-with-benefits ******** I cannot hug me I cannot bury my face in my chest And just breathe. My arms don't reach far enough, And I get a crick in my neck only to find that My shirts just smell like cheap soap. Not looking for marriage. Ten years until kids. Maybe a dog later on. We'll walk it together, and you can bag the poo... It could be I'm just too addicted to *** Or maybe I wear too much lingerie. My corsets and evening gowns show too much of my flesh? I know too many good random subjects for conversation? My **** looks too good. Your **** looks too good? Pick one and tell me, So I can  find that one thing That keeps the timing from not lining up Or lets me meet men that aren't married, or Under 18, Under 21, Under-able to carry out a conversation with words longer than 2 syllables. I probably won't even see it coming, That day when I find that someone who satisfies Just Me. But for now, can I please find Someone to just satisfy me?
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Oct 14, 2010
Oct 14, 2010 at 7:24 PM UTC
An Extraction of Satisfaction
I'm not one of those people Who can bury that itch, So very down deep That they can't even scratch. Certainly, most days, I'm satisfied with Me, Just can't seem to be satisfied with Just me. I want four hands, not two, And four feet, covered in warm woolen socks between sheets. I want clamoring voice from a throat that's not mine. I want two heads, two hearts, Two toothbrushes. Different length hair in the shower (You clean it out) Accidental-shrunken work shirts Cussing fights while I finish the laundry Surprise apologies later. Nights of scheduling compromise Days of scheduling compromise How many sick days can we skip work with? I don't need some long-distance, Not-a-relationship Just-friends-with-benefits ******** I cannot hug me I cannot bury my face in my chest And just breathe. My arms don't reach far enough, And I get a crick in my neck only to find that My shirts just smell like cheap soap. Not looking for marriage. Ten years until kids. Maybe a dog later on. We'll walk it together, and you can bag the poo... It could be I'm just too addicted to *** Or maybe I wear too much lingerie. My corsets and evening gowns show too much of my flesh? I know too many good random subjects for conversation? My **** looks too good. Your **** looks too good? Pick one and tell me, So I can  find that one thing That keeps the timing from not lining up Or lets me meet men that aren't married, or Under 18, Under 21, Under-able to carry out a conversation with words longer than 2 syllables. I probably won't even see it coming, That day when I find that someone who satisfies Just Me. But for now, can I please find Someone to just satisfy me?
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Two, of course there are two. It seems perfectly natural now—— The one who never looks up, whose eyes are lidded And balled¸ like Blake's. Who exhibits The birthmarks that are his trademark—— The scald scar of water, The **** Verdigris of the condor. I am red meat. His beak Claps sidewise: I am not his yet. He tells me how badly I photograph. He tells me how sweet The babies look in their hospital Icebox, a simple Frill at the neck Then the flutings of their Ionian Death-gowns. Then two little feet. He does not smile or smoke. The other does that His hair long and plausive ******* ************ a glitter He wants to be loved. I do not stir. The frost makes a flower, The dew makes a star, The dead bell, The dead bell. Somebody's done for.
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Death & Co.
Fatima Latima I had wished I had no gift of sight That the worst I could endure is hear you speak And not snapshot the footfall of your gradation You may not be a thief Nor **** daughter of the dayspring But definitely my heart you stole I speak of the daughter of Arabia Aesthetically, she rocks The queen of the pilgrim sands And aeonian desert stones Beyond the hijab Artistically knead with consummate craft Like the relics of Mecca Blest by the prophet’s bones The blessed I see torches Beaming with intelligence Within those mascaras Exquisitely trimmed and vibrant A lulu class botany She fixes a searching gaze As she saunters close And the stride and tread Beats a drum entrancing Soothed in her solacing spell I give in, to her lullaby She halts her perambulation Stands magniloquent and stupefy Like some pop diva magazine pose Or Victorian secret shot A tactical derangement of her gluteals As she rests her palm in its cleft I feel contractions, my dartos muscles The blew of summertime Gently beats her exceptional form Her belt submerge her thigh crevice Cleft by the sundered rift of fleshy fat Built by the dainties and delicacies Seasoned by the finest Arabian chef As her silken dress slithers and gowns Under the breeze bulging and blooming Like a rose blossom or sunflower fore As she bends down To assuage the burlesque The sun specula lilts her sensational Her smile apologetic bids me stillness I am caught staring Guzzling down her scent and Feasting on empty imaginations Of What If that accentuate the mind and Speed a hormone And I pray I sin no more Next time we meet and I see her again For I am but a writer Learning to use my pen and paper And hope you but forgive My linguistic impotence When I make my confession Employing too plain a language When I say thus; Her smile is classical Her walk magical Her beauty celestial Her stride sensational Her religion ethical Her character spotless And that leaves me breathless And forgive if I step on broken toe And try speak of the unspoken Her ****** is sacred Her being a type that dresses up In the milliards of brutes dressing down And shamelessly style it fashion I must see a priest One confession I ought to utter And even vociferate abroad For once I had fallen in love With an Arabian Beautie A ****** of Mecca.
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Jun 18, 2012
Jun 18, 2012 at 9:12 AM UTC
Fatima Latima
Fatima Latima I had wished I had no gift of sight That the worst I could endure is hear you speak And not snapshot the footfall of your gradation You may not be a thief Nor **** daughter of the dayspring But definitely my heart you stole I speak of the daughter of Arabia Aesthetically, she rocks The queen of the pilgrim sands And aeonian desert stones Beyond the hijab Artistically knead with consummate craft Like the relics of Mecca Blest by the prophet’s bones The blessed I see torches Beaming with intelligence Within those mascaras Exquisitely trimmed and vibrant A lulu class botany She fixes a searching gaze As she saunters close And the stride and tread Beats a drum entrancing Soothed in her solacing spell I give in, to her lullaby She halts her perambulation Stands magniloquent and stupefy Like some pop diva magazine pose Or Victorian secret shot A tactical derangement of her gluteals As she rests her palm in its cleft I feel contractions, my dartos muscles The blew of summertime Gently beats her exceptional form Her belt submerge her thigh crevice Cleft by the sundered rift of fleshy fat Built by the dainties and delicacies Seasoned by the finest Arabian chef As her silken dress slithers and gowns Under the breeze bulging and blooming Like a rose blossom or sunflower fore As she bends down To assuage the burlesque The sun specula lilts her sensational Her smile apologetic bids me stillness I am caught staring Guzzling down her scent and Feasting on empty imaginations Of What If that accentuate the mind and Speed a hormone And I pray I sin no more Next time we meet and I see her again For I am but a writer Learning to use my pen and paper And hope you but forgive My linguistic impotence When I make my confession Employing too plain a language When I say thus; Her smile is classical Her walk magical Her beauty celestial Her stride sensational Her religion ethical Her character spotless And that leaves me breathless And forgive if I step on broken toe And try speak of the unspoken Her ****** is sacred Her being a type that dresses up In the milliards of brutes dressing down And shamelessly style it fashion I must see a priest One confession I ought to utter And even vociferate abroad For once I had fallen in love With an Arabian Beautie A ****** of Mecca.
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If all the world and love were young, And truth in every shepherd’s tongue, These pretty pleasures might me move To live with thee and be thy love. Time drives the flocks from field to fold When rivers rage and rocks grow cold, And Philomel becometh dumb; The rest complains of cares to come. The flowers do fade, and wanton fields To wayward winter reckoning yields; A honey tongue, a heart of gall, Is fancy’s spring, but sorrow’s fall. The gowns, thy shoes, thy beds of roses, Thy cap, thy kirtle, and thy posies Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten,— In folly ripe, in reason rotten. Thy belt of straw and ivy buds, Thy coral clasps and amber studs, All these in me no means can move To come to thee and be thy love. But could youth last and love still breed, Had joys no date nor age no need, Then these delights my mind might move To live with thee and be thy love.
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The Nymph’s Reply To The Shepherd
I’m going to relapse tomorrow. So I’m going to breathe in this moment where I am not in pain I am going to touch and feel and understand right now Because I can, Right now, for the next few hours, I can be an entire human being I’m going to relapse tomorrow You’d think it’d be relieving to get a warning inscribed in your genetics, Building patterns, To “prepare” But I cannot be prepared to open my eyes in the morning and see television static To get out of bed and leave my arm behind To fall off the leg that can’t hold my weight anymore I’m going to relapse tomorrow All I do is dread the pseudo-pain that creeps in when I can see again You want to talk about fake? Talk about nurses blowing veins Talk about nightmares about hospital gowns Talk about being afraid to ask for a seat on the subway because your illness isn’t real enough I’m going to relapse tomorrow because that’s how this goes This in and out like the ocean got angry again Like I will never run marathons You can’t run on a numb ankle You can’t run on exhaustion and giving up I can’t run on missed birthday parties I’m going to relapse tomorrow, and I’m terrified Because I’ve given up on my body before Because the rest of the world can touch without pins and needles The rest of the world runs on people can run constantly I’ve been rusty since age seven, I was built like an iphone Meant to break and be thrown away so you’ll buy a new one I know that I’m going to relapse tomorrow. I know, I know, I know, I know.
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Oct 7, 2018
Oct 7, 2018 at 10:00 PM UTC
I know I’m Going to Relapse Tomorrow
I’m going to relapse tomorrow. So I’m going to breathe in this moment where I am not in pain I am going to touch and feel and understand right now Because I can, Right now, for the next few hours, I can be an entire human being I’m going to relapse tomorrow You’d think it’d be relieving to get a warning inscribed in your genetics, Building patterns, To “prepare” But I cannot be prepared to open my eyes in the morning and see television static To get out of bed and leave my arm behind To fall off the leg that can’t hold my weight anymore I’m going to relapse tomorrow All I do is dread the pseudo-pain that creeps in when I can see again You want to talk about fake? Talk about nurses blowing veins Talk about nightmares about hospital gowns Talk about being afraid to ask for a seat on the subway because your illness isn’t real enough I’m going to relapse tomorrow because that’s how this goes This in and out like the ocean got angry again Like I will never run marathons You can’t run on a numb ankle You can’t run on exhaustion and giving up I can’t run on missed birthday parties I’m going to relapse tomorrow, and I’m terrified Because I’ve given up on my body before Because the rest of the world can touch without pins and needles The rest of the world runs on people can run constantly I’ve been rusty since age seven, I was built like an iphone Meant to break and be thrown away so you’ll buy a new one I know that I’m going to relapse tomorrow. I know, I know, I know, I know.
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he spends his time rowing through the rugged, blockaded channels of my catharsis, the bitter staccato of ****** habit. his love can be as jagged as gashes in an Elvis Costello record thrown against the wall-- the frayed words of the last love song Billie Holiday ever uttered. he is two exclamation points lit on fire, kerosene pumping through tautly wound muscles and caressing our funny bones with sandpaper. he is dulcit woodwind melodies and jilted viola strings, epic poetry and grindhouse theaters, McQueen gowns and thrift store bargains, the kiss on the forehead and the nudge for a ******* he is a double helix. he is the beginning and end of every sentence.
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Sep 4, 2010
Sep 4, 2010 at 3:45 AM UTC
Purging Lilacs
I'm starting to dream in color swimming in Silvia red night gowns and dancing into silhouettes of purple and crimson. psychedelic actually, if you take the time to think within that perspective. it's like a toned-down rave set in slow motion by overdose. and where are you? are you passed out on the lawn in front of some closed down swapmeet? did the flicker of insomnia turn you off like a light switch you hadn't paid the bill for? who now, will answer your phone or pay homage to your quips or late night phone calls to God? I wish I could say that I relayed the message but my nerves never were enough. I wonder if the angels ever picked up on the twisted games you played on their names. Many people never bothered to decipher it all. But on occasion I did. When the time was convenient, when the moments were dull. I delved into it. I tried anyhow. Forgive me for never letting you pass. For standing arms and legs wide apart to halt the inevitable. I wish for so many seconds that I was there to do something, to show something, some inkling of understanding through sarcastic grimaces. To you, who will read this and play dead for flair, may you call upon me from the imaginary casket when you get this. Fore I do see that you could never leave like that.
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Dec 3, 2010
Dec 3, 2010 at 9:56 PM UTC
You Flickered Off
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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Feb 14, 2018
Feb 14, 2018 at 2:51 PM UTC
TO MY VALENTINE Ogdon Nash three versions
There are three versions of this poem. only one of them is available on the internet. This first version is from the New Yorker in a 1941 issue. It is the earliest version and the one that is quoted all over the internet. To My Valentine     by Ogden Nash (1902-1971) More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths, That's how you're loved by me. The next version is the lyric of a song from the Broadway musical "One Touch of Venus" (1943) by Ogden Nash, J S Perelman and Kurt Weill. Nash wrote this lyric. It is not on the internet that I could find. I got it from the sheet music. HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. As a sailor's sweetheart hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a wife detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than a hangnail hurts. I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a grapefruit squirts. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a bride would resent a blessed event, That's how you are loved by me. More than a waitress hates to wait , Or a lioness hates the zoo, Or a batter dislikes those called third strikes, That's how much I love you. As much as a lifeguard hates to swim, Or a writer hates to read, As Hays office frowns on low cut gowns, That's how much you I need. I love you more than a hive can itch, And more than a chilblain chills. I yearn for you in an ivy clad igloo, As a liver yearns for pills. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As a dachshund abhors revolving doors, That's how you are loved by me. The third is from the book "Marriage Lines: notes of a student husband" It was published in 1964 and contains a revised version of the poem with a much different ending. This too is not on the internet. I got it from the book. TO MY VALENTINE More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or an odalisque hates the Sultan's mates, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than commercials are a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you truer than a toper loves a brewer, And more than a hangnail irks. I love you more than a bronco bucks, Or a Yale man cheers the Blue. Ask not what is this thing called love; It's what I'm in with you.
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(for Cyril Connolly) The piers are pummelled by the waves; In a lonely field the rain Lashes an abandoned train; Outlaws fill the mountain caves. Fantastic grow the evening gowns; Agents of the Fisc pursue Absconding tax-defaulters through The sewers of provincial towns. Private rites of magic send The temple prostitutes to sleep; All the literati keep An imaginary friend. Cerebrotonic Cato may Extol the Ancient Disciplines, But the muscle-bound Marines Mutiny for food and pay. Caesar's double-bed is warm As an unimportant clerk Writes I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK On a pink official form. Unendowed with wealth or pity, Little birds with scarlet legs, Sitting on their speckled eggs, Eye each flu-infected city. Altogether elsewhere, vast Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss, Silently and very fast.
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Jan 6, 2015 at 8:45 AM UTC
MISTRESS ANNABELLE
You want a make out Without a ring on it You call it attractive I call it infactuation They call it seductive spirit They just want the pudding Bunch of irresponsibles This kind goeth not away But by fasting and prayer A generation of sadomasochists Bunch of nymphonaniacs Do I look like a loose ball? Even if I wanted to play "Shoe get size, 'mbok'" Open your legs at your peril When it's time to settle down Men look beyond beauty Character and intelligence tops the list Even love is not enough When he is ready to "ring it" Don't say I didn't tell When you advertise your wares Frontally and from behind You attract what you represent Men don't like exposed wares If you cover it very well They will pay fire to posses it Trust me, I speak from experience Queens of the night Their office opens at night Adorned in skimpy gowns, no brassiere Sometimes, with their nieces knickers Exposing all exposables You attract what you are You get what you desire Do you have a banging body With seductive shape All you get is a one night stand No one wants to marry an empty barrel Before you open your legs Please, open your sense Do you understand? Before I drop my pen Please repeat after me Lord, Jesus, I come to you today As my personal Lord and saviour Deliver me from seductive spirit That I might be made whole Write my name in the book of life Thank you for saving me. Amen!
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Dec 13, 2019 at 1:07 PM UTC
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For my Enchanted Woodland Fairy Who is so very sweet She always encourages me With the sweetest of words She loves me and I her She has little fluttering wings And she has a crown of rosebuds Sitting upon her pretty hair Today is my Fairy's Birthday She will eat the most sweetest cake And drink the most wonderful honeysuckle dew With her lips of cherry She kisses the flowers sweet She weaves the most prettiest gowns For the other little Fairy folk Who use those gowns to dance in Under the Enchanting Moonlight That dances through my bedroom at Night She is a sweet Fairy with a pretty Face Her has the prettiest ringlets That I ever did see She dances through the rain and through the snow And yes, you've guessed it Her name is Adreishka Moonlight Luciano ~Marian~
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May 8, 2013 at 9:56 AM UTC
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Jan 30, 2010 at 1:10 AM UTC
"Interjections come bubbling down..."
The Billboard Music Awards took over Las Vegas last night as the celebs rocked it on the carpet and on the stage. However, there were more than a few music stars who just missed the mark when it came to the fashion. From the barely there gowns to the colorful messes that caught everyone’s eye, and not in a good way. The Billboard Music Awards fashion is usually something to praise, however this year things took a turn for worse. These lucky celebrities top our list of biggest fashion fails from the billboard music awards. Mariah Carey chose to show it off in a cleavage baring illusion dress. Hailee Steinfeld’s embraced her girly side in a black and white ruffle number. The whole Fifth Harmony clan completely failed in their black, white and yellow matching outfits. Britney Spears covered it all up in an ill-fitting, long, sparkly gown. And Dencia’s outfit was a messy rainbow that had everyone staring. It seems like some of the stars got dressed in the dark or just completely forgot to look in the mirror before stepping out on the red carpet.
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May 19, 2015 at 3:44 AM UTC
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I went to a magic world Of happiness and fun I played and gave it my very all Under the hot Orlando sun A kingdom of hopes and dreams And only good decisions And underneath the bricks and steel A man’s passion and his vision You hear it in the words of songs And stories where dreams come true Where optimism rules the day And all the skies are blue I had a great day in the land of ears And wands and princess gowns I saw happy faces all day long And never saw a frown So how do you fulfill your dreams? I know I learned one way You share it for the world to see And invite it to come and play
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Feb 14, 2010 at 9:19 AM UTC
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