"gangbang" poems
It started with a clever picking
Then the horn of cenarius sounding
Followed by an agile creep-blocking
The start of the beginning
Sk, Lina, Leoric lanes the bottom
A superior lane control no one could ever question
Burrow, Bolt, and array has been thrown
That poor enemy's troll got pawned
And now let's go into the middle lane
Whe're SF and Davion came
In this battle they would have to claim
The elusive exp and gold they can possible gain
The top lane's meepo was quite steady
For his enemies are getting heavy
Fissure and Nova are his enemy
The fearsome combo of deadly harmony
As the ferocious battle goes by
In ganks and clashes, skills fly
Some juke, some escape, and some die
The other team thrashtalks "nice try"
Oh dear meepo tries to solo Roshan
The other heroes try to ********
In the woods they find the one
That lone troll farming in wonderland
Sandking immediately winks
Followed by a nimble blink
Burrowstrike makes the troll sink
GG troll as many would think
The the team tries to push
TP-save the opponent used
But meepo breaks the unwanted truce
And tries to squeeze away the juice
They have to **** raigor
Who, in echo slam, has had a great score
But you seeit was only five versus four
Thus it leads the enemy in sore
Alas! the balance has been broken
It's a gg that's nearly spoken
The defenders has fallen
Rax, towers, and the tree are all broken
If only they've warded more
They would've prevented the gank on troll
The other team had a greater score
And they could have a chance to backdoor
Perhaps it was a close call
For a team you wouldn't easily small
Life indeed is like a ball
Just pawned because of the lone trol
Jan 29, 2010
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:00 AM UTC
It started with a clever picking
Then the horn of cenarius sounding
Followed by an agile creep-blocking
The start of the beginning
Sk, Lina, Leoric lanes the bottom
A superior lane control no one could ever question
Burrow, Bolt, and array has been thrown
That poor enemy's troll got pawned
And now let's go into the middle lane
Whe're SF and Davion came
In this battle they would have to claim
The elusive exp and gold they can possible gain
The top lane's meepo was quite steady
For his enemies are getting heavy
Fissure and Nova are his enemy
The fearsome combo of deadly harmony
As the ferocious battle goes by
In ganks and clashes, skills fly
Some juke, some escape, and some die
The other team thrashtalks "nice try"
Oh dear meepo tries to solo Roshan
The other heroes try to ********
In the woods they find the one
That lone troll farming in wonderland
Sandking immediately winks
Followed by a nimble blink
Burrowstrike makes the troll sink
GG troll as many would think
The the team tries to push
TP-save the opponent used
But meepo breaks the unwanted truce
And tries to squeeze away the juice
They have to **** raigor
Who, in echo slam, has had a great score
But you seeit was only five versus four
Thus it leads the enemy in sore
Alas! the balance has been broken
It's a gg that's nearly spoken
The defenders has fallen
Rax, towers, and the tree are all broken
If only they've warded more
They would've prevented the gank on troll
The other team had a greater score
And they could have a chance to backdoor
Perhaps it was a close call
For a team you wouldn't easily small
Life indeed is like a ball
Just pawned because of the lone troll
Don't worry DotA 2, I'll sacrifice my sleep for playing everyday!
Sep 19, 2015
Sep 19, 2015 at 9:17 AM UTC
Ever see two sappy ****** in the a park holding hands no ******* clue there on the verge of sugar coated
insanity that twisted mind **** known as love.
Yeah you ignore all the warnings of sanity ***** it im in love!
You just cant get enough of each other you **** like two rabbits
and it's perfect but thats never good enough the way it is.
Oh **** no cause then after you sample ya gotta commit and unlike suicide
there isnt a happy ending.
Then one of you starts to wonder hey ya think are they cheating?
Well if they are tahn im sure as hell going to!
Like two kids you have to out do the other.
Hey I ****** your sister!
Yeah well I ****** your brother and your ******** cousin.
Yeah now it makes sense why he's been so dam happy.
Love is the poisen that ***** up the pie children like it or not it is.
It's like the sober ***** at the party who usedto be fun till he found Jesus
or some other superhero and wants to tell you how better his life is now.
When all truth the guy wants to crack you over the head steal your beer
but his head between a pair of big tit's and say **** being sober lets drink till we hit the floor.
Yeah sure you may think Im a ***** and that love is everything thjat makes this marble roll.
Yeah and if thats so Santa Claus is coming to town and he's bringin Elvis and Tupac and there
gonna have ******** with Lady Ga Ga While Scooby Doo films it.
Love does exist of course.
Sure I see the old farts who been togather for so long they dont even have to tell
each other how much they dislike the other.
Love is a moment nothing more.
And like red wine in the hand of some old lush you just pray
it doesnt get spilled on the carpet cause it's hell to get out.
But for the young and horney out there enjoy the fun that happens befor that
std kicks in cause kids sometimes love hurts and really ****** burns.
Oct 5, 2011
Oct 5, 2011 at 3:31 PM UTC
Pull
the
trigger
*****
Russian roulette
with your best friend
Your mind
Your weapon
set
to
self-destruction
Blowing it's load
In the face
of Mother Nature
The all organic
*** dumpster
Where you abort
your best ideas
for fear they'll
take over
Without you
and your
mother *******
Oedipal complex
We would never be here
trying to go back in time
again
We would never be here
blowing our minds
back to Nirvana
We would never be here
if it wasn't
for a trigger-finger
itch
Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 11:29 PM UTC
Justice for all?
**** near justice for none!
People die everyday,
Because the world can't control their guns
Innocent people die in vain.
If the police do a crime,
Is it ok?
They are suppose to set an example!
If a citizen does a crime,
Is it ok? Is it acceptable?
Do we really have to get arrested?
Cops **** people that seem like a threat.
An innocent person,
An innocent child dies,
Because cops are on some dumb ****
They feel as though,
Since they're white or the "law"
They can get away with ****
If every arrogant ******* did that
Then we might as well
segregate the world
And bring the KKK back.
If we was on that racist ********
Martin Luther King's dream
Will go down the drain
And the Constitution "establish justice,"
Will now become disdain.
Freedom at last?
More like freedom has past.
Where is the justice we deserve?!
If we keep this up,
We will become,
"land of the coward
and home of the *****
Or "home of the ********
That shoot you on the spot
And dont give a **** whos watching!"
Teens die without getting there justice,
And im not talking about,
The ******* teens who ********
But the ones where they're all
Set for school on monday
And get shot in the head
Before the next morning!
If the govenmrnt is all about education,
Then why are we getting shot
By their racist?!
Where is our justice?
Should we just forget about it
And move on?
I cant sit here
And let our justice be taken
While those ********
Are getting away with ******
Im sorry mike
Your justice havent been served.
I pray to god
Those sick ******** get what they deserve!
No family should suffer from their lost
Like they do.
Justice will come,
For those who lost it all.
Nov 26, 2014
Nov 26, 2014 at 8:51 PM UTC
Boomzzz tikki tikki tikki
Wah Wah oomphz oomphz
me 69 ******** on yo momma and yo sis
Dr Weedlord ain't got time your hissy fits
dunk dur *** all over yo ****
Slap *** and go on reighding
Daddy Boozhead banging on your meemaw
asdf hu asdofh u asdjfnhau sdfh unh
p.s no women are harmed in the making of this production
Apr 16, 2020
Apr 16, 2020 at 5:13 PM UTC
Lots of ladies there may be, but I haven't had that many
My **** is always active, and I think I would have any
In the past I could have been, just a bit too picky
The art of wanking I did try, but that left my pants all sticky
Some nice **** I would love, or an **** or three
The fairer *** is preferable, cos there's nothing strange about me
It really doesn't seem that fare, when there are many slags
And lots of ugly fat ****** that say they all want shags
But I can not locate any, I wish there was a way
That I could find a nice gal, and not someone that is gay
Nothing against the Lezzers, I'm just not that way inclined
But I'm fed up with wanking, and I don't want to go blind
I would ***** an old gal, with a big fat rounded ****
A squeezable amount of flesh, inside an **** ****
Big fat ****** are welcome, who want it up their bucket
I would like **** your **** and I'd really love to **** it
An **** I could really try, if only the girls would
******* lots of ***** ***** that could be quite good
A large obese girl I would **** with lots of rolls of fat
I'd stuff my **** inside there **** cos there's nothing wrong with that
Ideal worlds would be good, if you could **** the girls you like
But I will settle for a ***** or a well used ridden bike
Even in a ******** they could be a real good ****
If pussy's are full of ***** I'd still **** your *** filled bag
Maybe I could find an old gal who is a real life *****
I would just think so what, and **** her well used *****
After I have loosened up, her tight old ******* hole
I could have a tighter **** with her **** upon my pole
******** the ladies ******** this is always such a dream
Arses will be filled up, and the cat would get the cream
If you want to get ****** and you find any of this thrilling
Get your ***** and arseholes out, ready for a creamy filling
Come on all you fat slags, I'd like to see you naked
And even you wrinkly old bags, to me nothing is sacred
Your ***** cats are required, and your arses are inclined
Fat slags and old bags are still quite hard to find
Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 12:29 PM UTC
*"Come on baby……just half a line."
I was only gonna do it once, only once, only once...and that was the only time. I said that for months, four months that I lied. I tried, I tried....to say no but those eyes, his lips, and his grin, put his pinkie to my nose and I took one deep inhale in. Just like that, 21 hooked on the new black, by my lover then pimp…had me in the clubs and 3 weekdays on the track. Young *** in love, and who else had my back. Dead fam and no friends, so it was...just that. He tried to work me in a ******** when I spat in his face amd that was the first time I told him no, and the last time I seen him, he broke my nose and I walked to the E.R still filled with his ***** I couldn't use for weeks, it took a month of working nights and sleeping in shelters to get on my feet. And I'm still in love with Snow White, I'll quit one day, I'm sure I'll be alright.
But For Now:
My name is Amiya,
Stage name Jazlaine,
Your husband's favorite stripper,
And I'm addicted to *******
Feb 2, 2013
Feb 2, 2013 at 2:59 AM UTC
*"Come on baby……just half a line."
I was only gonna do it once, only once, only once...and that was the only time. I said that for months, four months that I lied. I tried, I tried....to say no but those eyes, his lips, and his grin, put his pinkie to my nose and I took one deep inhale in. Just like that, 21 hooked on the new black, by my lover then pimp…had me in the clubs and 3 weekdays on the track. Young *** in love, and who else had my back. Dead fam and no friends, so it was...just that. He tried to work me in a ******** when I spat in his face amd that was the first time I told him no, and the last time I seen him, he broke my nose and I walked to the E.R still filled with his ***** I couldn't use for weeks, it took a month of working nights and sleeping in shelters to get on my feet. And I'm still in love with Snow White, I'll quit one day, I'm sure I'll be alright.
But For Now:
My name is Amiya,
Stage name Jazlaine,
Your husband's favorite stripper,
And I'm addicted to *******
Jan 30, 2013
Jan 30, 2013 at 3:14 PM UTC
There were moments between us
That I can see clearly
Like a photograph
Taken by Canon dSLR
Captured at exactly right moment
As if time stood still.
You carrying my white comforter to your red Mustang
In memory of the ********
You had a glint in your eye
And even though we didn’t say goodbye
That white comforter left hanging around your shoulders
Said I won’t forget you.
At the Christmas party
You said you were tired
And sat down
I hovered around
Until you gestured to join you
And you took my hand
Unfazed
By this grand gesture
in front of your friends
And left me assured.
Your fingers
Softly trailing up and down
My bare arms
Tingles down my spine
A sensation that lingers
Those tantalising signs
of a kiss about to happen
better
than the kiss itself
Jan 10, 2013
Jan 10, 2013 at 9:35 AM UTC
Where is 'New Year'
Now?
Where was it then,
When in happened
It went so fast
It didn't last long
And we can't
Remember it now
Anyhow
It didn't last
Long enough
For a song
Or a sigh
Or to say hello
Or goodbye
What's it all about
A burp and a shout
A wonderland
******** wish
For all to be well
With everyone
Measurably
Better than the past
That didn't last
Long enough
For a song
Or a sigh
Or to say hello
Or goodbye
Sean Hunt
Windermere
12:00 am January 1st 2015
New Year's Day
Dec 31, 2015
Dec 31, 2015 at 7:25 PM UTC
Where is 'New Year'
Now?
Where was it then,
When in happened
It went so fast
It didn't last long
And we can't
Remember it now
Anyhow
It didn't last
Long enough
For a song
Or a sigh
Or to say hello
Or goodbye
What's it all about
A burp and a shout
A wonderland
******** wish
For all to be wonderful
and well
forevermore
It didn't last
Long enough
For a song
Or a sigh
Or to say hello
Or goodbye
Jan 1, 2018
Jan 1, 2018 at 4:22 AM UTC
PEOPLE are the craziest and most hypothetical people around they want equality but won't demonstrate it saying **** Paris cause of Kenya but why not just pray for both!!!! PEOPLE **** me with they're sense of self entitlement when you or your mama wasn't no slave the world fucced up if no generation forgives the previous or the next we'll always be divided as a country and it be the ones who ain't and won't do **** to change it always posting the bs! PEOPLE be doing **** to help destroy the black race but then turn Around and wanna post this America don't Care about PEOPLE **** on my timeline so if you ******** ,sale drugs,rap about negative **** or anything that makes our race more ****** up.
PEOPLE **** U A HYPOCRITE AND GET OFF MY TIMELINE WIT DA BS!!!! NOW PRAY FOR ANYONE IN TROUBLE N NEEDS HELP JESUS DONT SEE COLOR FOOL!!!!!
Nov 16, 2015
Nov 16, 2015 at 3:23 PM UTC
Silly me. I thought I had a choice.
I assumed, like most people do, that
I could put pen to paper
some other day, perhaps
during an hour of peace,
or once I've had my
first, second, third
fourth cup of coffee
or wait till later on
when the sun crashes into the
earth exploding dawn everywhere
golden beautiful like *****
one beer, two, a shot of
whiskey, a few puffs of the cigarette
walking back and forth
mumble here and there
My roommates talk over each other
Moving on
Let's put it off till another day
My muses take their turns on me;
a ******** of creativity
So much possibility, and emptiness
is an illusion; the ego is the *****
for the masses
And I shut the door
rock back and forth
*I am nothing, be something,
everything hurts and more*
It comes to be,
whatever it is,
it comes to be
all that's all there is
It comes to be without me,
these hands, this vessel
the breath, the life
I live, it just comes to be
Silly me. I thought I had a responsibility
I assumed, like most fools do, that
this life was mine, and these actions
were the inevitable outcome of freewill
I'll go to bed,
and the night blends
like half and half
into the morning's
grief
Apr 24, 2016
Apr 24, 2016 at 3:19 AM UTC
I have no enemies
but just a few haters.
I, therefore, dread rivalries,
and trouble makers.
I don't like to ********
Therefore I walk alone.
I have an inner voice,
That plays chill as a ringtone.
I want to be here and there,
but not in a particular place.
I dust after me everywhere,
To erase any kind of trace.
I trust no man or woman,
Only when he or she is dead.
Yet I see good in every man,
So I pray for them when I go to bed.
#IvanBrooksPoetry
Apr 14, 2019
Apr 14, 2019 at 11:53 AM UTC
The women in the wrong place,
the dried airports, rifles, rifles,
fires, rifles, trash, debris, debris,
beautiful films, women's clubs,
mountain peaks, black mosques,
100% burial equipment, full moon,
******** Expanding Kenyan
Ethnicity and Grandchildren A
Good Town Vehicle Evan's Paris
Facts Without Factor Facts Indie-0
From Unknown Factors Witches
Dangerous Lists Miscellaneous
errors Wrong mistakes Shades,
Return number, geometry and Chinese people.
(Traditional) Chinese (Traditional)
Chinese (Traditional)
China (Traditional) In China,
Talk to ****** harassment, but not the best solution.
It's a problem. Marketing is not easy,
so we need it, I told you it was very good.
Problems, you will also understand.
This is indeed God's name.
We know that Africans are real lives,
in heaven and on earth. Greek, Greek,
everything is old. Some products are for our eyes,
for our children, for their families,
for our homes. The army was six. May 2
It's a big step to protecting others from
wanting to be with people: Robert Hossein,
males, males, males, dead QR codes, and die.
But animals and real rules do not look like rules!
This country was built in America,
at water and in caves. There is an
easy way to protect protection, but
every precious heritage is a difficult life.
Nov 17, 2018
Nov 17, 2018 at 3:09 PM UTC