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Casper was ****** in the *** by fifty Muslims. He was ****** twenty-five times on top. He was also ****** thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow And eleven more times at the bank. He was ****** at night in the *** His *** was a bit ruptured. He was born for getting ass-rammed! Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper Casper the homosexual friendly ghost! Casper got ****** in the *** brutally And the fifty Muslims' ***** was ****** on his tonsils. He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim **** He was so full of *** he had to **** This guy really took a **** pushed away the Muslim **** And took his own ******** And started ******* himself in his *** brutally. Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper Casper the homosexual friendly ghost! Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance. At the hospital, he told the doctor to say ******* licker". After the doctor said ******* licker". He got on top of Casper and started ******* him in his *** brutally. So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic And became loose for super duper maneuvers! Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper Casper the homosexual friendly ghost! Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper Casper the homosexual friendly ghost! Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper Casper the homosexual! Casper the homosexual! Casper the homosexual! Casper the homosexual friendly ghost! Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!
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Jan 23, 2014
Jan 23, 2014 at 10:25 PM UTC
Casper The Homosexual Friendly Ghost
Yes, mechanical leaf mover, create the shrillest sounds known to man. See if it doesn't just slowly make the world a ******** place by taking away the joy of crunchy leafs, which gradually become moist, squishy leafs, then, after a long period, emerging from a snow covering thaw and lie there, fully exposed, recumbent, depriving the dormant seed of grass its sunlight, preventing grass, freeing up water for infrastructure needs more urgent and rational than supporting the most boring of decorative plants encompassing our lives. I guess what I'm saying is that, not only are your sounds annoying, they're just another of the short-sighted endeavors our present society insists on. You are the "circumcision-for-hygiene-purposes" of our urban planning. **** you, leaf blower. **** you and the excruciating environmental ignorance you represent. I SAID **** YOU, LEAF BLOWER, YET YOU PERSIST! You need to let that leafy-foreskin grow, covering the shaft of ground. Rid it of the pleasure-impeding growth of grass! Let the earth cry out for the sensation of tiny points of pressure moving delicately along its surface. Let the ground erupt with wild flowers, or at the very least, the trampled exuberance of plodded soil and the desperate levels of human debris that would collect upon it. Or are you trying to hide our wastefulness from us by removing something which is nothing, a nothing, invisible barrier? You've already succeeded in giving my apartment complex the ambience of an industrial production complex which I suppose it always was. Maybe your attempt at concealment has been a revelation. Or maybe I just can't think straight, because there's been a ******* leaf blower circling below my window all morning and now a heavy, riding lawn mower is coming to cut the grass that hasn't grown since September but has been watered every day even though it froze last night and it's almost November.
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Oct 26, 2012
Oct 26, 2012 at 12:45 PM UTC
For fuck's sake with the leaf blowers!?
Yes, mechanical leaf mover, create the shrillest sounds known to man. See if it doesn't just slowly make the world a ******** place by taking away the joy of crunchy leafs, which gradually become moist, squishy leafs, then, after a long period, emerging from a snow covering thaw and lie there, fully exposed, recumbent, depriving the dormant seed of grass its sunlight, preventing grass, freeing up water for infrastructure needs more urgent and rational than supporting the most boring of decorative plants encompassing our lives. I guess what I'm saying is that, not only are your sounds annoying, they're just another of the short-sighted endeavors our present society insists on. You are the "circumcision-for-hygiene-purposes" of our urban planning. **** you, leaf blower. **** you and the excruciating environmental ignorance you represent. I SAID **** YOU, LEAF BLOWER, YET YOU PERSIST! You need to let that leafy-foreskin grow, covering the shaft of ground. Rid it of the pleasure-impeding growth of grass! Let the earth cry out for the sensation of tiny points of pressure moving delicately along its surface. Let the ground erupt with wild flowers, or at the very least, the trampled exuberance of plodded soil and the desperate levels of human debris that would collect upon it. Or are you trying to hide our wastefulness from us by removing something which is nothing, a nothing, invisible barrier? You've already succeeded in giving my apartment complex the ambience of an industrial production complex which I suppose it always was. Maybe your attempt at concealment has been a revelation. Or maybe I just can't think straight, because there's been a ******* leaf blower circling below my window all morning and now a heavy, riding lawn mower is coming to cut the grass that hasn't grown since September but has been watered every day even though it froze last night and it's almost November.
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we leave by passing through. by outlasting roots. by grooming deep runes like arabian horses.... mountainous [ pontoons ] spine crack liqueur of soft doom and true Orchids... the ******** aftermath of covenants at half mast a limp flag of jolly rogers pettifogging dull noggins. we pass through, phantom roosters ante-Bantam in the Bedlam.... Conscience Chauntecleer as Opaque. our blood has new boots and now our hearts can Mussolini { you strangle The Headless Horseman; as i lust for your Ichabod } no cranes.
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Apr 11, 2013
Apr 11, 2013 at 8:54 AM UTC
ALL THAT JAKE IN YOUR GYLLENHALL
Now Say nay, Man dry man, Dry lover mine The deadrock base and blow the flowered anchor, Should he, for centre sake, hop in the dust, Forsake, the fool, the hardiness of anger. Now Say nay, Sir no say, Death to the yes, the yes to death, the yesman and the answer, Should he who split his children with a cure Have brotherless his sister on the handsaw. Now Say nay, No say sir Yea the dead stir, And this, nor this, is shade, the landed crow, He lying low with ruin in his ear, The cockrel's tide upcasting from the fire. Now Say nay, So star fall, So the ball fail, So solve the mystic sun, the wife of light, The sun that leaps on petals through a nought, the come-a-cropper rider of the flower. Now Say nay A fig for The seal of fire, Death hairy-heeled and the tapped ghost in wood, We make me mystic as the arm of air, The two-a-vein, the ******** and the cloud.
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.oh... hi y'all: or rather - how did i find this in the noun Ohio?       i guess after watching the disaster artist   and no having watched the room... the tetragrammaton is so glaring to me in the English tongue, i might as well be a reincarnation of Belshazzar (but not really... because, to me, reincarnation implies       a fixed number of people... and an mingling of solipsism from philosophy, and NPC from the gaming world... no, i can't believe in reincarnation... saving grace of the Hindus? they're not lactose intolerant; boogie-woogie-boo-woo ooh things are turning, freak-y... why is that a Y and not an E? see... the tetragrammaton is glaring at me... like an ***** protruding phallus with the added "flavor" of a circumcision snippet... me? i'm fine... no snippet...     i can **** off as much as i like and not feel stupid - or catholic, about it, having, in my possession, an unsheathed "sword"). p.s. it really is the case of circumcising men as a procreational motivation, no ******** on you... plenty of ******** on her... and how the east meets the west... back in the east i'd be a blessing... over 'ere? i'm a walking abortion... a nuisance... something you send off to fight in incestuous... here's my 100 year closure celebration: V! like the Welsh longbow men... up yours! who? in the 100 year war... the French would cut off the... **** index or middle finger? they would cut off one of the fingers of the Welsh longbow men... so they could fire an arrow... P.O.W.s... so the Welsh longbow men came up with V... a salute to the French... up yours! i still have mine! hence? i don't feel ****** jerking off... too bad, ol' chap, you've been given an incentive to find your missing ******** in a woman's ***** sorry... i actually feel sorry for you having this imposed on you... the missing caftan / hood and all... sometimes i wondered: does she even know what she's doing performing ******** on me? maybe i could cut my torso off and show her how to do it? in the east i'd be a godsend, but in the west i'm an embarrassment... great in tissue... greater still in pointless wars... auxiliary pageant... sure sure... glorify the women... last time i heard my ex-girlfriend gave birth to her fourth child... her fourth daughter... i seriously should have been born a ******* Mongol.
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Nov 12, 2018
Nov 12, 2018 at 6:47 PM UTC
V
.oh... hi y'all: or rather - how did i find this in the noun Ohio?       i guess after watching the disaster artist   and no having watched the room... the tetragrammaton is so glaring to me in the English tongue, i might as well be a reincarnation of Belshazzar (but not really... because, to me, reincarnation implies       a fixed number of people... and an mingling of solipsism from philosophy, and NPC from the gaming world... no, i can't believe in reincarnation... saving grace of the Hindus? they're not lactose intolerant; boogie-woogie-boo-woo ooh things are turning, freak-y... why is that a Y and not an E? see... the tetragrammaton is glaring at me... like an ***** protruding phallus with the added "flavor" of a circumcision snippet... me? i'm fine... no snippet...     i can **** off as much as i like and not feel stupid - or catholic, about it, having, in my possession, an unsheathed "sword"). p.s. it really is the case of circumcising men as a procreational motivation, no ******** on you... plenty of ******** on her... and how the east meets the west... back in the east i'd be a blessing... over 'ere? i'm a walking abortion... a nuisance... something you send off to fight in incestuous... here's my 100 year closure celebration: V! like the Welsh longbow men... up yours! who? in the 100 year war... the French would cut off the... **** index or middle finger? they would cut off one of the fingers of the Welsh longbow men... so they could fire an arrow... P.O.W.s... so the Welsh longbow men came up with V... a salute to the French... up yours! i still have mine! hence? i don't feel ****** jerking off... too bad, ol' chap, you've been given an incentive to find your missing ******** in a woman's ***** sorry... i actually feel sorry for you having this imposed on you... the missing caftan / hood and all... sometimes i wondered: does she even know what she's doing performing ******** on me? maybe i could cut my torso off and show her how to do it? in the east i'd be a godsend, but in the west i'm an embarrassment... great in tissue... greater still in pointless wars... auxiliary pageant... sure sure... glorify the women... last time i heard my ex-girlfriend gave birth to her fourth child... her fourth daughter... i seriously should have been born a ******* Mongol.
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genuine anger, that implodes? kinda makes         you sleepy. been listening to too much      lindsay ellis: drinking... in vino veritas verbatim...      ghost writers?! you have to be kidding me...       kovalski! - yes sir! inquire about the *bookovski           method*! - the hyphen is counter to the concept of a prose narrative in paragraph form, translated into poetry: fwee! fwee!      jittering away, like a sparrow might! **** me, does anger make you sleepy... if anger implodes...      that's like...    the...                  ultimate          sleeping pill; it's a friday? some *****      taking place in central london? thank god i'm not thinking about picking up and marrying the scrap-heap of counter incels. all i seriously wanted was to become a bus driver, the route 5...                        **** anger is so exhausting when it implodes and does, but "doesn't" have an outlet...                you don't teach kids martial arts by kicking one of them in the *****         and watch them curl up like an oyster exposed to electricity asking, or rather, demanding: is there a kojak, a liver, a brain, and an altogether in there?!    like an echo into a cave... imploding anger:   makes you sleepy...      like the adversary of adrenaline... or the emperor's throne room scene music... oh look...                            yet another yawn attempting to lodge itself into the gob of a chimpanzee - caught on camera, "supposedly" laughing; then again... it would refer to the: bankrupt broadcasting corporation, given: sheeee shaville; well... a sort of... oops?! don't worry, you have ******** it's like the new niqab... seems a bit... pointless to ********** if you've been circumcised.
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Jul 20, 2018
Jul 20, 2018 at 9:51 PM UTC
anti-aphrodisiac
genuine anger, that implodes? kinda makes         you sleepy. been listening to too much      lindsay ellis: drinking... in vino veritas verbatim...      ghost writers?! you have to be kidding me...       kovalski! - yes sir! inquire about the *bookovski           method*! - the hyphen is counter to the concept of a prose narrative in paragraph form, translated into poetry: fwee! fwee!      jittering away, like a sparrow might! **** me, does anger make you sleepy... if anger implodes...      that's like...    the...                  ultimate          sleeping pill; it's a friday? some *****      taking place in central london? thank god i'm not thinking about picking up and marrying the scrap-heap of counter incels. all i seriously wanted was to become a bus driver, the route 5...                        **** anger is so exhausting when it implodes and does, but "doesn't" have an outlet...                you don't teach kids martial arts by kicking one of them in the *****         and watch them curl up like an oyster exposed to electricity asking, or rather, demanding: is there a kojak, a liver, a brain, and an altogether in there?!    like an echo into a cave... imploding anger:   makes you sleepy...      like the adversary of adrenaline... or the emperor's throne room scene music... oh look...                            yet another yawn attempting to lodge itself into the gob of a chimpanzee - caught on camera, "supposedly" laughing; then again... it would refer to the: bankrupt broadcasting corporation, given: sheeee shaville; well... a sort of... oops?! don't worry, you have ******** it's like the new niqab... seems a bit... pointless to ********** if you've been circumcised.
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puffing out smoke like the entangling of long hair with my portable hookah of acid apple palette experienced; then eyelid the softest skin the warm puff puff experienced when unable to see the gaseous entangle of thus compared: cut off the eyelids and become serpents, rather than circumcising exchanging loss of masculine additives with excess of feminine pin points of skin like the bloating of the throat: larynx region with a thyroid cancer bubbling and blubbering: circumcise and make men eagerly warring... and women prone to consecrate approval as if dreaming... a naked sword without a sheath... but instead of circumcision, the cutting off ******** cut the eyelids! what then? i'd begin revision of man by cutting off the eyelids rather than the ******** **** me, why not both?! cut the eyelids and cut the ******** then narrate what excesses of womankind are worth disregarding: feminine ******** and perverted religion, hey, excess skin of man was the culprit once, now the woman's chance to equate kippah with a monk's hairstyle, with her own slit of niqab and postbox of forcing through a hole as narrow / as tight so that an object capably sat on can be delivered.
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Mar 3, 2016
Mar 3, 2016 at 4:25 PM UTC
cut off the eyelids with the ******** to get m.g.m.
Considering my flaws and all Could I still be the love of your life? I'm friendly with majority of the population  I hope it doesn't shy you away  And give you the impression that I am a attention seeker I utilize my mind almost too often  I hope that it doesn't seem as if I'm heartless  I can talk a little bit too  But I don't think it substitutes for my actions though I'm violent first then violet second  I'm only careful after I've been clumsy  I had grey hair since the 7th grade  Does that take away from my grade?  My skin texture is somewhat dark, but a bit lesser  My sensitivity is not a mystery  I like to go astray for days  Does that makes you impatient? My ******** is still in place Does it take away from the depth of my ***********  Sometimes I don't practice what I preach  But I don't mind being called on my hypocrisy  I hope you don't become obsolete  My flaws and all  Considering all of my flaws I hope you do not withdraw
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Oct 5, 2013
Oct 5, 2013 at 1:46 AM UTC
Hope I'm Not Too Flawful
there's a funny twist to this tale,               with feminism tackling *********** and *** without consent, both noble feats to tackle... the male version? becoming impregnated without consent - jeez that sounds weird -                well the £110 an hour prostitutes say they check themselves for sex-related diseases regularly: and i believe them. they also require you to wear a rubber second ******** but it's just odd that you can a man, and have no say in the matter of your ****** partner being impregnated, given that your ******** is about an inch long, and when pulled back your ******* head turns purple because of the constraints, so a ****** isn't really that much of a discomfort... but still she insists... *** in me, *** in... white lies and anti-contraceptive pills... so how about strawberry... i don't mind, my ***** gagging with the ******** pulled back, but hey, ******* with ******** is so much more pleasurable than without it... i know, i have the capacity. and indeed i do like Freud, his theory of the compound Madonna-Whore "complex" is true... question is, is it expressed by a woman, or by man? i'm guessing a woman since Freud covered men as Wilhelm Oedipus Rex... and i went straight down the hyphenated middle... Madonna O Madonna why are you in need to talk about *** and the ***** get's them every time, no talk, i know why i paid for consent, she knows i paid for consent, even if she's not aroused she uses skin-cream to oil up so penetrating her won't hurt... while i'm not a universal stunner... but i still don't understand why a girl would think there's no opposite of **** / *** without consent... i.e. forcing a fatherhood on you on the sly... that's the opposite of **** she thinks you're so perfect because she's in her teens and she just experienced the diversity of the world and boom, you're trustworthy about her promise to be on anti-contraceptive pills (she isn't), you can use a ****** because your ******** is too tight... and then you get a really bad Kafkaesque theme for the rest of your life.
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May 10, 2016
May 10, 2016 at 6:57 PM UTC
the funny Kafkaesque twist
there's a funny twist to this tale,               with feminism tackling *********** and *** without consent, both noble feats to tackle... the male version? becoming impregnated without consent - jeez that sounds weird -                well the £110 an hour prostitutes say they check themselves for sex-related diseases regularly: and i believe them. they also require you to wear a rubber second ******** but it's just odd that you can a man, and have no say in the matter of your ****** partner being impregnated, given that your ******** is about an inch long, and when pulled back your ******* head turns purple because of the constraints, so a ****** isn't really that much of a discomfort... but still she insists... *** in me, *** in... white lies and anti-contraceptive pills... so how about strawberry... i don't mind, my ***** gagging with the ******** pulled back, but hey, ******* with ******** is so much more pleasurable than without it... i know, i have the capacity. and indeed i do like Freud, his theory of the compound Madonna-Whore "complex" is true... question is, is it expressed by a woman, or by man? i'm guessing a woman since Freud covered men as Wilhelm Oedipus Rex... and i went straight down the hyphenated middle... Madonna O Madonna why are you in need to talk about *** and the ***** get's them every time, no talk, i know why i paid for consent, she knows i paid for consent, even if she's not aroused she uses skin-cream to oil up so penetrating her won't hurt... while i'm not a universal stunner... but i still don't understand why a girl would think there's no opposite of **** / *** without consent... i.e. forcing a fatherhood on you on the sly... that's the opposite of **** she thinks you're so perfect because she's in her teens and she just experienced the diversity of the world and boom, you're trustworthy about her promise to be on anti-contraceptive pills (she isn't), you can use a ****** because your ******** is too tight... and then you get a really bad Kafkaesque theme for the rest of your life.
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The news has reminded fans that just because it is the Super Bowl It is not okay to hit your wife But you did, and you were drunk, and now there is guacamole on the floor. Peeling back your ******** Like a clown Forever stripping away tricolor cloth to reveal More tricolor cloth
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Feb 7, 2015
Feb 7, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC
Untitled
Inside, Your cancer's beating heart My ******* shakes, dirt dust gone I swipe the sand away. For every ounce of **** Laughing out meaty red raw steaks and size zero thighs. - For everythingsobad. You rattle my dream box with your sweet blue face and your gauges for neither being an idiot or being human. Too cute of you booboo. Captivity claws at you, you big bafoon, intolerant, shuffling your predicates back and forth during your 12am nonsensical ******** So long as it doesn't interfere with your curfew. Like soggy altered-state popcorn. Your butter catches more flies than knives, the inauthentic gestures spattering over the rhythms and rolls of your fingertips is torture to watch. Kitchen countertop influenza. A tired dictionary of sad words, poor misfortunes, tired eyelids, silty and sandy crusty inside corners of the eyes .rearing privilege countertop crawlers. inaudible coos used by muses who can't keep their musings from tangling the long distance dial tone soaring through the ears like an Italian operatic melodrama. A horse, three brides, and a funeral. One woman, a sick child, blindness, blinding caused by toxins of the body stuck inside your gelatinous fishlike eyelids. Where's there an eye bib and a lance when you need one? A nifty electric toothbrush shank with extra reach and plaque protection. You're the kitchen sink they threw in, a budget meeting with a data analysis staph infection. A government where nobody wins. All the kids grow up with thin skin and an aorta with no ventricles in it. It's like the cynical prison system that we had to survive in our 8th grade basement dungeon. Thundering, curmudgeons drugging sluggishly, **** teen thugs. Preteen pornstars sluicing cash through their meaty canals, ******* the ******** and ******* the back bare in a messy afternoon of **** ******* Crusty infectious rumors made worse by brothers and moms, eating handfuls of Norco just to keep the family strong.
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May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015 at 7:16 PM UTC
Friday May 1st, 2015 5:1:15:I'm Bored:001 WONKUH
Inside, Your cancer's beating heart My ******* shakes, dirt dust gone I swipe the sand away. For every ounce of **** Laughing out meaty red raw steaks and size zero thighs. - For everythingsobad. You rattle my dream box with your sweet blue face and your gauges for neither being an idiot or being human. Too cute of you booboo. Captivity claws at you, you big bafoon, intolerant, shuffling your predicates back and forth during your 12am nonsensical ******** So long as it doesn't interfere with your curfew. Like soggy altered-state popcorn. Your butter catches more flies than knives, the inauthentic gestures spattering over the rhythms and rolls of your fingertips is torture to watch. Kitchen countertop influenza. A tired dictionary of sad words, poor misfortunes, tired eyelids, silty and sandy crusty inside corners of the eyes .rearing privilege countertop crawlers. inaudible coos used by muses who can't keep their musings from tangling the long distance dial tone soaring through the ears like an Italian operatic melodrama. A horse, three brides, and a funeral. One woman, a sick child, blindness, blinding caused by toxins of the body stuck inside your gelatinous fishlike eyelids. Where's there an eye bib and a lance when you need one? A nifty electric toothbrush shank with extra reach and plaque protection. You're the kitchen sink they threw in, a budget meeting with a data analysis staph infection. A government where nobody wins. All the kids grow up with thin skin and an aorta with no ventricles in it. It's like the cynical prison system that we had to survive in our 8th grade basement dungeon. Thundering, curmudgeons drugging sluggishly, **** teen thugs. Preteen pornstars sluicing cash through their meaty canals, ******* the ******** and ******* the back bare in a messy afternoon of **** ******* Crusty infectious rumors made worse by brothers and moms, eating handfuls of Norco just to keep the family strong.
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I give up on you Men of appearances Men who will crumble as you question their true level of intimacy Men who will feel forever shamed by their weight, class, **** size, ******** Men who will not think about stepping over you in order to look taller Men who will never love, but unconsciously choose to live in a constant state of crisis just so they can feel alive Papi, I give up on you I give up on you as you tell me you want to be friends, Then you call me in the middle of the night as you feel insecure because your grindr hookup never showed up, or showed up but left you feeling alone, empty, used, ***** So you come to me for healing, to build you up only so you can leave my bed feeling new and ready for your next fall I will not pick you up again You need to learn that love is mutual and something more than laying down to cuddle, love is a deep and transformative understanding, love is not Hollywood or healing **** sessions, it’s beyond that, and it feels free. And every time you leave I feel entrapped and know that you will only come back When you fall.
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Feb 9, 2015
Feb 9, 2015 at 4:55 AM UTC
When you fall
bewilderment, many more women than men, and still so few a man committing polygamy, it's almost like the mirroring of so many men committing suicide; the loss of the practice of polygamy leaves so many men committing suicide prematurely, leaving so many women alive to give the abnormal ratio without an actual diseased cause of death of men, hence the statistics. just when you start enjoying it, you stop, there are so many going to restaurants, but you're just a turkey readied for stuffing, you gorge on it like traffic in Hinduism with the holy cow that's a pedestrian in England... chomp and chop the food like a toilet blockage, you eat it without a palette, no cheese and crackers after, no candlelight, no wine, it's a strange looking necessity, esp. once digested; it's as necessary as death for your engagement: you have to eat, you have to die... i eat to add to the insomnia cure because i should but can't pay alimony payments because an engagement is not lawfully enforced... chemists are natural bachelors, i told you, but you wouldn't understand... you were the ******* of youth, the girl aged thirteen prone to suicide and still the many numbers of men committing to the act of suicide... the law is in your favour, since you're the incubator of it, the womb, any rich **** can provide the Semitic root of it all, cutting the excess skin of genitalia of one *** whether ******** or ******** you think you won't get anti-ontological behaviour? if what was intended was intended and you play and revise the **** thing, do you think the answering reason will not look ridiculous enough to not attract ridicule like a cow and flies, ready to spawn maggots in the wet eye sockets? you must be joking then! monotheism was born in the halo of revising mankind, abraham's snipping isaac's "excess" skin... it took place there... but revising a second time with female circumcision... well, revising humanity like that gave us all the possible abominations accessible... how can you teach the origin of man with that ugly aesthetic of being furry and a blunted snout of the gorilla and not wonder why revising man to an over-eager representation of engaging in *** not combine into a holocaust... you steal the sheath of the sword from the sword, you'll find it constantly warring, because that's what circumcision did, it stole the sheath of the sword... and no, this isn't crude imagery, ******
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Mar 29, 2016
Mar 29, 2016 at 8:28 PM UTC
circumcision
bewilderment, many more women than men, and still so few a man committing polygamy, it's almost like the mirroring of so many men committing suicide; the loss of the practice of polygamy leaves so many men committing suicide prematurely, leaving so many women alive to give the abnormal ratio without an actual diseased cause of death of men, hence the statistics. just when you start enjoying it, you stop, there are so many going to restaurants, but you're just a turkey readied for stuffing, you gorge on it like traffic in Hinduism with the holy cow that's a pedestrian in England... chomp and chop the food like a toilet blockage, you eat it without a palette, no cheese and crackers after, no candlelight, no wine, it's a strange looking necessity, esp. once digested; it's as necessary as death for your engagement: you have to eat, you have to die... i eat to add to the insomnia cure because i should but can't pay alimony payments because an engagement is not lawfully enforced... chemists are natural bachelors, i told you, but you wouldn't understand... you were the ******* of youth, the girl aged thirteen prone to suicide and still the many numbers of men committing to the act of suicide... the law is in your favour, since you're the incubator of it, the womb, any rich **** can provide the Semitic root of it all, cutting the excess skin of genitalia of one *** whether ******** or ******** you think you won't get anti-ontological behaviour? if what was intended was intended and you play and revise the **** thing, do you think the answering reason will not look ridiculous enough to not attract ridicule like a cow and flies, ready to spawn maggots in the wet eye sockets? you must be joking then! monotheism was born in the halo of revising mankind, abraham's snipping isaac's "excess" skin... it took place there... but revising a second time with female circumcision... well, revising humanity like that gave us all the possible abominations accessible... how can you teach the origin of man with that ugly aesthetic of being furry and a blunted snout of the gorilla and not wonder why revising man to an over-eager representation of engaging in *** not combine into a holocaust... you steal the sheath of the sword from the sword, you'll find it constantly warring, because that's what circumcision did, it stole the sheath of the sword... and no, this isn't crude imagery, ******
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*it only took the gherkin to take modern into modern via pickle, but the cabbage pickled dome of the albert hall opera was lost to foe foe foo dub step pluck the plucker of twang of drop d uncool; ah wait, gherkin acne pimples roughage missing on the cabbage suckled, with the flush into oyster moisture past the sexed up morbid cupping of the five fingers telling pistons from pistons? i said as much about my ******** as i did about her mouth, just now, and i wash it off and wash it down shaking hands rather than kissing my children goodnight excusing the **** talking sweet chock choke goodnights; well, it's hard to be credited with womanising when only "polygamy" with prostitutes suffices; but i'll just tell you... swan lake was too loud thanks to the ballerinas' stomps... hated ballet... god curse i will be cursed with sisyphus' labours... i rather roll that stone than hear ballerinas dance once more!* let the male cat roam and lay rampage to the night, the she-cat sleeps in, then on the third call for ginger: quarus! quarus! nothing... quarus! it begins to rain... shamanism without the safety-net of psychiatry for post-colonial nations trying behaviourism without anger, with anger sterilised, and certain french thinking of fascination with death and suicide with suicidal thought censored for no reason other than not worked with... well, that better be wellington thick rubber on the phallus when i ask for my money back guarantee nine months later.
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Jan 6, 2016
Jan 6, 2016 at 10:15 PM UTC
i hate ballerinas
Divorce I acquiesce to your request my dear I’ll take my leave of thee, just give me half the money dear and divorce I will agree, the marriage is truly over this is plain to see, it happened when ****** partners increased from two – to three, you couldn’t keep your legs shut they were open good and wide, just to let your lover stuff his **** inside, you say he’s a better lover;   he’s sensitive and kind, also that for the first time ******* you did find, but  in my own defence dear- and this I truly think, your big and hairy ***** was rancid and did stink, and your lover you should inform him; oh - this isn’t just a tease! if he’d care to inspect his ******** He’ll find a small disease, 'twas on a mate’s stag do that I fell for a honey trap I’m afraid you must inform him- I acquired the ****** clap, so let’s just call it even and go our separate ways, we’ll admit that hanky panky never -feckin -pays.
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Mar 2, 2012
Mar 2, 2012 at 8:12 AM UTC
"- Up yours dear -"
*Roses, soft and cold roses Like her ringed lips around his ******** Creamy scale excrement over your ***** Fine cut jagged legs with stems inside his meatus Roses*
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Mar 18, 2013
Mar 18, 2013 at 12:36 PM UTC
Rojo
can you really do it for 24 minutes?   i mean... really?                 try it some time,         i'm bored of the traditional stuff, this is what i meant in the first place, i need a mirror.                 i waited with her for 24 minutes until both of us squirted.         i'm just bored of the "traditional" **** simply bored of it...      but **** it's unfair... she has one of her hands initiating her ******** to goose, and the other hand with a *****   what the **** do i have?    hopefully a ******** in one hand...                   and a tissue in the other...                       and trying to keep up with her doing it for nearly half an hour...     i can usually do it in under 3 (minutes)                while taking a ****                      no scented candles, no video screening;           evidently women take more pleasure from *** and then double that pleasure while jerking off... while the men congregate and say: - mate, gym? - yep, spot you on the weights? - cool cool.                        what is this?! clearly it's a tier below being called a circus.
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Mar 15, 2017
Mar 15, 2017 at 10:41 PM UTC
http://www.xvideos.com/video26440015/suck_and_squirt_on_dildo_-_sorexxx
I give up on you Men of appearances Men who will crumble as you question their true level of intimacy Men who will feel forever shamed by their weight, class, **** size, ******** Men who will not think about stepping over you in order to look taller Men who will never love, but unconsciously choose to live in a constant state of crisis just so they can feel alive Papi, I give up on you I give up on you as you tell me you want to be friends, Then you call me in the middle of the night as you feel insecure because your grindr hookup never showed up, or showed up but left you feeling alone, empty, used, ***** So you come to me for healing, to build you up only so you can leave my bed feeling new and ready for your next fall I will not pick you up again You need to learn that love is mutual and something more than laying down to cuddle, love is a deep and transformative understanding, love is not Hollywood or healing **** sessions, it’s beyond that, and it feels free. And every time you leave I feel entrapped and know that you will only come back When you fall.
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May 6, 2015
May 6, 2015 at 9:25 PM UTC
when you fall
There is a barber shop built on the ashes of Babylon, where men lose their ******** with shame that skip to the fourth kid, There once was place where Samson's hairstyle was a treasure map. A place where lost man travel Where David found no stone where Noah built an Ark but storm never came. When we pass through that place even the stars we use for direction disappear.
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Dec 4, 2018
Dec 4, 2018 at 9:04 AM UTC
BIBLICAL BARBER SHOP
*understand my misogyny, what sort of woman would force a child upon a man when she secures a belief in the man's knowledge that she's taking anti-contraceptive pills while he was content to adorning a ****** given his lack of ****** ferocity of agonising the ******** as the owner of ******** strange to create laws worthy of society and civilisation by unlawfully trying to bind man with such expectations that could come to pass with time and deliberation, to imagine binding man to pavement and street-lamps within nomadic thinking? what sort of woman does that?! a rich one, i am assured, one who bemoans travelling to Edinburgh from St. Petersburg because of a love affair, the same one who wouldn't travel to London from Edinburgh because the man had to become a roofing prodigy and not a chemist... well adorned ***** of the deep... two apartments in St. Petersburg and apparently one in Moscow... farewell dear pearl... hello a purse of moths - now hear how my heart flutters for anyone but you, you the aurelian sadist to my butterfly heart: - real men do not cry. - but to music, what other compliment is there   if not for man to cry and not   go mad like Odysseus' jealousy   of being the sole interpreter of the sirens's wails   waxing shut the ears of fellow sailors?   if man cannot cry for music   then woman is in debt of crying for cannon   fire! vide cor meum!
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Mar 6, 2016
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:19 PM UTC
aurelian sadist (lepidopterist)
You have to circumcise me with precision, don't surprise me don't close your eyes and tell lies to me,if you cut me I will bleed and I only need you because my religion says, I must do well **** you and **** the pope we have been born in a world with no hope and you can't conceive or believe that it's true that this son born of man is saying, **** you, are we just peripheral to the spherical or can we see through to the satyrs who wax lyrical and do we care? **** you, I'm not there and never was,religion tells me it's because I was unclean, well dream on genie and call me Fred Astaire,I've told you before that I am not there and now it's you that doesn't care, well stick the knife in and let's be fair and cut my ******** so you can wear it on a chain and pull me towards you oh what pain, but you'll enjoy making the boy in me cry for you.
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Jan 19, 2014
Jan 19, 2014 at 7:24 PM UTC
Just a minute click away
Hold me in my Insecurity, Make my Black Tar light and feathery, Help me to forget that I'm me: Carry my Heart and make it merry. Watch over me, my hands and my feet, Think of me and my cracks in your sleep, Just make my heart and soul complete: I've sown all the seeds, now help me reap! What? Were you not aware of my plan? That a shared smile is a covenant As binding as Isaac's ******** That I have to roll you in my blunt? What? Don't tell me that I ask too much. Don't make it seem like it's not so rough, When the Sadness just pleads for touch, But can't—the world screams, " You're Not Enough!"
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Feb 13, 2014
Feb 13, 2014 at 2:53 PM UTC
It Ain't Easy Hatin' Yourself This Much
the reverse of prostate? ******* through a bottleneck; oddly enough the ******** helps, plus ******** makes you less sexually warring... it's like an added ******** i'm adamant on this point, cut the excess skin off, the males become mad like caged ducks... keep it... you get a surprise.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 1:36 PM UTC
~60cl is a record
i guess most of us were fooled into writing poetry on a great Pavlov canvas, indeed it's almost a pavlov experiment, but in reverse, seeing much makes people salivate less in terms of how rewards are puzzled together for the next ring of the bell / poem, and seeing little makes people salivate more in terms of how little rewards mean, except for the bell ring / poem itself. what is it with our modern world where melancholy used to come naturally to old men, who at the end of life sighed that sigh: everything accomplished, now just a waiting game till my old friend death will come knocking? but now old men become demented, and melancholy has left their orbit and passed into the world of the young - what a strange melancholy this is, this melancholy without that fulfilling sigh: everything accomplished - oh this sigh isn't the sigh of melancholy of old age, it's a sigh of: but so little begun! the sighed sigh of: but so little begun! there was a famous exploration of a theory back in the 19th century when psychiatry began learning humanism, when it was decided that psychiatry could have nothing to do with surgery, and shackles and lobotomies - when it started to become a branch of humanism, akin to lounge fiction books and poetry, and philosophy, no longer the butchering of askew behaviourism - those were the days when the old men were melancholic and the young were demented, premature dementia crew they called them - but given the fact: war is all around for glory and for anything else to don the general's feathered hat and magpie attracting sparkle of uniforms adorned by precious jewels like being thanked for the Battle of the Somme - well the slaughterhouse rather than a battlefield - yes, near Ypres, a little town in Belgium, where they still applaud the "glorious" dead with a trumpet sound at a certain hour each day under an arch - like that trumpet sound of St. Mary's each noon, the hejnał, as the trumpeter was running to the top of the tower to sound the alarm of the spotted mongol horde, yes, back then... circumcised eager warriors... not a single ******** among them to hold them back, circumcision doubly requiring the soft oyster pouch of women ended up making men more daring, more warring... and as is usual with me, a captured moment of digression veering off the original topic... what is it with today's premature depression?
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Mar 10, 2016
Mar 10, 2016 at 8:42 AM UTC
on the peripheries of estrangement
i guess most of us were fooled into writing poetry on a great Pavlov canvas, indeed it's almost a pavlov experiment, but in reverse, seeing much makes people salivate less in terms of how rewards are puzzled together for the next ring of the bell / poem, and seeing little makes people salivate more in terms of how little rewards mean, except for the bell ring / poem itself. what is it with our modern world where melancholy used to come naturally to old men, who at the end of life sighed that sigh: everything accomplished, now just a waiting game till my old friend death will come knocking? but now old men become demented, and melancholy has left their orbit and passed into the world of the young - what a strange melancholy this is, this melancholy without that fulfilling sigh: everything accomplished - oh this sigh isn't the sigh of melancholy of old age, it's a sigh of: but so little begun! the sighed sigh of: but so little begun! there was a famous exploration of a theory back in the 19th century when psychiatry began learning humanism, when it was decided that psychiatry could have nothing to do with surgery, and shackles and lobotomies - when it started to become a branch of humanism, akin to lounge fiction books and poetry, and philosophy, no longer the butchering of askew behaviourism - those were the days when the old men were melancholic and the young were demented, premature dementia crew they called them - but given the fact: war is all around for glory and for anything else to don the general's feathered hat and magpie attracting sparkle of uniforms adorned by precious jewels like being thanked for the Battle of the Somme - well the slaughterhouse rather than a battlefield - yes, near Ypres, a little town in Belgium, where they still applaud the "glorious" dead with a trumpet sound at a certain hour each day under an arch - like that trumpet sound of St. Mary's each noon, the hejnał, as the trumpeter was running to the top of the tower to sound the alarm of the spotted mongol horde, yes, back then... circumcised eager warriors... not a single ******** among them to hold them back, circumcision doubly requiring the soft oyster pouch of women ended up making men more daring, more warring... and as is usual with me, a captured moment of digression veering off the original topic... what is it with today's premature depression?
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