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"ferrari" poems
HOT WHEELS. I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini, Price tag not so teeny, Sleek and black, for my driving academy, Or should I buy the red Ferrari? Command a salesman to "comprare"? Wouldn't he be a happy chappy? But would it make me happy? I could be buying loads of stuff, But when you're old, you've got enough! To me, consumerism is in vain, My peaceful simple life in the slow lane. So, today I did not buy the red Ferrari, Or indeed the sleek Lamborghini, There was no Hot Wheels Driving School, Consumerism as a manipulative tool.
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Jul 10, 2015
Jul 10, 2015 at 5:26 PM UTC
HOT WHEELS.
I am a supreme Light framed being Who leaves ferrari's In the dust I am sorry for your Jealousy as I am Totally terrific And love wearing My fabulous coat Fiercely independent I Imprint the air with My personal spots My proud individuality Nothing out of reach I wait for something to inspire As I hunt lightly Positioning intelligently And quickly Pads on fire I grab the ground As I grip the world With the sharpest claw As evolving and revolving Forces compel me with desire My vibrant cells flicker Waiting for the right trigger Spinning and twisting They collapse into air As I rush and rush chasing and chasing My focus still like stone Lands lightly like a feather As I am clear as Diamond or glass Empty of thoughts I am a tunnel The wind blows through As I run and run Soft and agile I can quickly change Direction or pace Perfect balance my Tail acts as a fulcrum It is as though a Silver thread was attached From high up in heaven Moving on an electric circuit I am lightning through the air Stretching like elastic Expanding into spaces I become a mile long Reaching and Reaching Into proud new places Slipping through the air As though someone Had oiled my hair I slide weightless Air born on ice skates As I catch my hare With her swiftness We find she lifts us With her fire we catch desire
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 6:09 PM UTC
CHEETAH
I bought a cruiser bike instead of a mountain bike I’m a sextagenarian not a 30-something so every morning I pedal to the corner across from the Ritz-Carlton and the Montage next to the high-rent Pandemonde Café and count the Ferraris roaring by. I never had a Ferrari but I did buy a ’96 Mustang once and souped it up with a supercharger which was around the time my doctor took me off testosterone because my prostate specific antigen was way too high You have an inoperable prostate malignancy, he said after the biopsy You can’t take hormone replacement anymore It will **** you And as I lean on my bike depressed about missing the rush of another boost of synthetic male hormone I enjoy watching the Europen speedsters streak by so proud of themselves in cars that cost more than my house. I used to wish I was them used to feel like them when I was younger and charging hard but now I just utter prayers for each Lamborghini that goes by and I say I hope your car is faster than cancer.
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May 1, 2013
May 1, 2013 at 6:45 AM UTC
CRUISER BIKE
She always burned her Barbie dolls after she cut All the hair of that plastic, Magic perfect blonde **** She was 11 and had just Always hated how all Her family and friends kept On giving her a doll That was perfect and had all And she just couldn't see The relevance and the elephant In the room is insecurity So at 11 she Cant see what she is but what she is not her imperfections made her check If Barbies got what she got But Barbie did not barbies perky with both ***** and **** Her legs don't grow hair And she don't need cover up And her short legs look Nothing like barbies do Even her *** and Thighs are all proportioned too Fit her spectacular body's frame that frames her reflexion with the blame to detain what remained as complexion Of her oily pimpled skin that Is too fair and needs a tan And living up to all that not to Mention a corvette and a man That's why Barbie hangs across Her closet where her mom Saw the Barbie dolls She hung by the neck yelling what's wrong butShe just masks how she felt so a head doctor was a psychiatrist who sighed A bit but had sided with her cause She was an ugly duckling herself That Never grew to be pretty But the city has no pitty for no Pretty so best you be witty And told her to keep with the hate she now held for Barbie and before She left the doctor said **** a corvette get a Ferrari So She left happy but hardly Cured of her obsession Over beauty and style, With a classy shoe collection But she is now only 11 And reassures herself that she Is no barbie and would repeat barbies not prettier than me, and Til she believes it she still burns them To hang them soar Shows a mirror to the bald barbie so She knows she's not pretty no more See what its like to feel too short as She cuts at the knee She says" i can be more like Barbie if she's more like me" Wheres obese Barbie, or Immigrant Barbie from far Black haired or short haired Barbie Who's bus pass is her car How about welfare Barbie or realistic Barbie anything but A smooth long haired long legged Perfect shaped ***** and **** With Friggin hips child birth was Not made for and why She asks Can't barbie have flaws so I can pause the feeling that I Will fail before I try if I Am expected to be So beautiful and Barbie never talks No wonder kens easy to please the message seems look pretty and Dont talks all u need So she hangs them violently but quietly wishing they would bleed But as she gets older shell Like herself more and won't dwell That god didn't make her a Barbie maybe hes not as good as matel.
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 11:20 PM UTC
F*** Barbie!
She always burned her Barbie dolls after she cut All the hair of that plastic, Magic perfect blonde **** She was 11 and had just Always hated how all Her family and friends kept On giving her a doll That was perfect and had all And she just couldn't see The relevance and the elephant In the room is insecurity So at 11 she Cant see what she is but what she is not her imperfections made her check If Barbies got what she got But Barbie did not barbies perky with both ***** and **** Her legs don't grow hair And she don't need cover up And her short legs look Nothing like barbies do Even her *** and Thighs are all proportioned too Fit her spectacular body's frame that frames her reflexion with the blame to detain what remained as complexion Of her oily pimpled skin that Is too fair and needs a tan And living up to all that not to Mention a corvette and a man That's why Barbie hangs across Her closet where her mom Saw the Barbie dolls She hung by the neck yelling what's wrong butShe just masks how she felt so a head doctor was a psychiatrist who sighed A bit but had sided with her cause She was an ugly duckling herself That Never grew to be pretty But the city has no pitty for no Pretty so best you be witty And told her to keep with the hate she now held for Barbie and before She left the doctor said **** a corvette get a Ferrari So She left happy but hardly Cured of her obsession Over beauty and style, With a classy shoe collection But she is now only 11 And reassures herself that she Is no barbie and would repeat barbies not prettier than me, and Til she believes it she still burns them To hang them soar Shows a mirror to the bald barbie so She knows she's not pretty no more See what its like to feel too short as She cuts at the knee She says" i can be more like Barbie if she's more like me" Wheres obese Barbie, or Immigrant Barbie from far Black haired or short haired Barbie Who's bus pass is her car How about welfare Barbie or realistic Barbie anything but A smooth long haired long legged Perfect shaped ***** and **** With Friggin hips child birth was Not made for and why She asks Can't barbie have flaws so I can pause the feeling that I Will fail before I try if I Am expected to be So beautiful and Barbie never talks No wonder kens easy to please the message seems look pretty and Dont talks all u need So she hangs them violently but quietly wishing they would bleed But as she gets older shell Like herself more and won't dwell That god didn't make her a Barbie maybe hes not as good as matel.
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"Beep-beep. BANKERS TRUST AUTOMOBILE LOAN You'll find a banker at Bankers Trust" Advertisement in N.Y. Times When comes my second childhood, As to all men it must, I want to be a banker Like the banker at Bankers Trust. I wouldn't ask to be president Or even assistant veep, I'd only ask for a kiddie car And permission to go beep-beep. The banker at Chase Manhattan, He bids a polite Good-day; The banker at Immigrant Savings Cries Scusi! and Olé! But I'd be a sleek Ferrari Or perhaps a joggly jeep, And scooting around at Bankers Trust, Beep-beep, I'd go, beep-beep. The trolley car used to say clang-clang And the choo-choo said toot-toot, But the beep of the banker at Bankers Trust Is every bit as cute. Miaow, says the cuddly kitten, Baa, says the woolly sheep, Oink, says the piggy-wiggy, And the banker says beep-beep. So I want to play at Bankers Trust Like a hippety-hoppety bunny, And best of all, oh best of all, With really truly money. Now grown-ups dear, it's nightie-night Until my dream comes true, And I bid you a happy boop-a-doop And a big beep-beep adieu.
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If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap
DRIVING A FERRARI INTO THE FUTURE the house floated out of the darkness as if it had been flying about in the fog before perching on the mountain's side the house was embarrassed to be seen in its ruin this was the somewhere she had come from it now no longer existed she felt that she too no longer existed an equation erased on a blackboard she became naked wearing only the lake and moonlight water flowed over her like a silken garment she the empress of this nowhere only when she stood dripping on the edge of this nothingness did she feel the cold and shiver the stars were like an atlas of themselves...the Milky Way reaching over a hedge...lapping the lake time fell all about her like a sudden rain the seen and un-seen together she drove her Ferrari into the future leaving behind forever the girl she once had been
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Sep 7, 2018
Sep 7, 2018 at 10:53 PM UTC
DRIVING A FERRARI INTO THE FUTURE
Aesthetician stares deeply into the center of a tulip             tears stream as we cry          but the earth doesn’t ethereal spectors flow about religion Washington did live in a racecar, palindrome *** Wisdom! Meowth! I haven’t since the 90’s had a soul estaban caresses his lover his wife prepares a pineapple tapeworms infest ****** inside of a colonic protestant whipped into shapely curves once withheld by the likelihood ferrari Pro-lifers are only just a fad or fling cloudy like the soft color of pink union between man and ***** Nicole smith I hope you go to h e l    l Awesome is he with a fatty slimeball foil wrapped burger SASQUATCH GONE WORLDWIDE Santeria love making ends with regret! Nay, Disgust!
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May 30, 2013
May 30, 2013 at 3:46 PM UTC
Hark! The Mind Reels
With regards to the phrase, "I'd rather cry in a ferrari than on a bicycle." Seldom do people ask why they cry to begin. And it's saddening.
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Jun 13, 2018
Jun 13, 2018 at 8:45 PM UTC
Materialism
When I was a youth I thought people were better than me because they were richer than me, had more status than me, and were more handsome than me; but now that I’m wiser I ask: Are they joyful and happy? A rich man may be driving a splendid red Ferrari but is he joyful and happy or is he on anti-depressant drugs? A government official may have status and authority but is he joyful and happy or is he on anti-depressant drugs? A movie actor may be famous and handsome but is he joyful and happy or is he on anti-depressant drugs?
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Jul 31, 2019
Jul 31, 2019 at 11:02 PM UTC
Better Than Me?
When we were seventeen you plotted and planed your death "21 year old racer dies on the German Autobahn" You planned to break the speed limit with your recklessness in the fastest Ferrari or a black BMW, perhaps. Looking back, we'll laugh at the thought. There are no speed limits on Autobahns.
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Feb 22, 2012
Feb 22, 2012 at 6:14 PM UTC
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Everything: pronoun. a.) every thing of particular of an aggregate or total; all. This is what I’m told you are but I’ve never been one for deities. You hear my thoughts but command me to speak. You know my human ways but still expect to have me all to yourself. You’re jealous- a “jealous god” but I’m to believe you’re perfect? The book says your ways are higher but the coincidences and rules that surround your mystery just don’t add up enough for me. Enough: adverb a.) in a quantity or degree that answers a purpose or satisfies a need or desire; sufficiently. I have a desire to change, I have a desire to love, hell, I want a Ferrari! I don’t have those so are you really enough if I use the book definition? But, no, seriously, some people are starving while others cant stop killing or lying or stealing or hating. Are you enough for them too? Im still waiting, but we at least have that in common. They say you are too. “They” being the activists, the followers, “yours” and yet you’re still waiting for surrender. Surrender: verb a.) to yield to the possession or power of another; deliver up possession of on demand or under duress You want me ever so much -or so I’m told. When I want something I have to ask or initiate. Where are you? Are you planning on ever speaking to me or asking? Where is your humility to simply ask? Waiting for what you don’t ever request is more foolish than I ever assumed a deity of great power and might could be. You astound me for sure, but not in a good way. I thought the zealous screamed something about you being the definition of everything, but I don’t seem to be able to define you that way at all. I ask these questions innocently, yet still I hear no response. Did you perhaps, in your infinite wisdom create the world and forget to give yourself a voice?
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Feb 1, 2010
Feb 1, 2010 at 4:56 PM UTC
Definitions
Everything: pronoun. a.) every thing of particular of an aggregate or total; all. This is what I’m told you are but I’ve never been one for deities. You hear my thoughts but command me to speak. You know my human ways but still expect to have me all to yourself. You’re jealous- a “jealous god” but I’m to believe you’re perfect? The book says your ways are higher but the coincidences and rules that surround your mystery just don’t add up enough for me. Enough: adverb a.) in a quantity or degree that answers a purpose or satisfies a need or desire; sufficiently. I have a desire to change, I have a desire to love, hell, I want a Ferrari! I don’t have those so are you really enough if I use the book definition? But, no, seriously, some people are starving while others cant stop killing or lying or stealing or hating. Are you enough for them too? Im still waiting, but we at least have that in common. They say you are too. “They” being the activists, the followers, “yours” and yet you’re still waiting for surrender. Surrender: verb a.) to yield to the possession or power of another; deliver up possession of on demand or under duress You want me ever so much -or so I’m told. When I want something I have to ask or initiate. Where are you? Are you planning on ever speaking to me or asking? Where is your humility to simply ask? Waiting for what you don’t ever request is more foolish than I ever assumed a deity of great power and might could be. You astound me for sure, but not in a good way. I thought the zealous screamed something about you being the definition of everything, but I don’t seem to be able to define you that way at all. I ask these questions innocently, yet still I hear no response. Did you perhaps, in your infinite wisdom create the world and forget to give yourself a voice?
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Everytime a guy asks me what I prefer in a woman They normally ask me if I like the front or the back But honestly I think class is what's lacking I don't judge a woman by her body I think her personality is really what matters I know we men would be angry if a girl asked another girl if she liked guys with a Maserati or a Ferrari Not all of them are about money That's when you know if she's really your honey She doesn't except to take your money and run You can get fired from your job and have your car get towed And she'd still offer you a ride home Isn't that funny She wants you to get the hint and you still react like nothing has happened Ain't it frustrating to be a girl Not wanting to come off as desperate, but you desperately want him to see What it could really be Going through all the crap and still wanting to be with him That's a real woman That's what I want A strong woman who puts up with my stupidity and still sticks around With no possible reward to be found The real jackpot is having her instead Any woman like her is a lottery Just make sure you treat her right And be there for her when she's giving birth to your children If you ask me, I wouldn't of made it so painful But the pain is a little easier When you're holding her hand and refusing to let it go She'll remember that forever Only being glad she decided to have kids with you Just remember that when you **** her off And you're sitting there with dozens of beer bottles on the floor with a few empty Doritos bags Eating till you become dizzy Regretting that you made her mad And she let's you suffer with no response on your apology calls We all make mistakes But make sure letting her run away from your life isn't one of them
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 5:00 AM UTC
What I Prefer
Everytime a guy asks me what I prefer in a woman They normally ask me if I like the front or the back But honestly I think class is what's lacking I don't judge a woman by her body I think her personality is really what matters I know we men would be angry if a girl asked another girl if she liked guys with a Maserati or a Ferrari Not all of them are about money That's when you know if she's really your honey She doesn't except to take your money and run You can get fired from your job and have your car get towed And she'd still offer you a ride home Isn't that funny She wants you to get the hint and you still react like nothing has happened Ain't it frustrating to be a girl Not wanting to come off as desperate, but you desperately want him to see What it could really be Going through all the crap and still wanting to be with him That's a real woman That's what I want A strong woman who puts up with my stupidity and still sticks around With no possible reward to be found The real jackpot is having her instead Any woman like her is a lottery Just make sure you treat her right And be there for her when she's giving birth to your children If you ask me, I wouldn't of made it so painful But the pain is a little easier When you're holding her hand and refusing to let it go She'll remember that forever Only being glad she decided to have kids with you Just remember that when you **** her off And you're sitting there with dozens of beer bottles on the floor with a few empty Doritos bags Eating till you become dizzy Regretting that you made her mad And she let's you suffer with no response on your apology calls We all make mistakes But make sure letting her run away from your life isn't one of them
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Sometimes writing poetry is all we've got Exclaiming our feelings with words Is all we've got Fighting for change with words Is all we've got Sometimes arming ourselves with haikus Is all we've got Exploding bitter pills with prose is all we've got Soothing our scorching wounds with sonnets Is all we've got Asking for mercy, love, unity and peace in repetition Is all we've got Sometimes writing poetry for you Is all he's got With every stanza he wrote, he bought a Ferrari with every rhyme she wrote, she bought you a mansion because that's all he's got So dream Pray Shout Love With words because that's all we've got
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Mar 28, 2018
Mar 28, 2018 at 10:52 AM UTC
Your words IV
Try and die, Or, Heed and succeed. Where in either does wisdom lie? Do smarts give in, Or, Blindly vie. Is it for all, Or, only for some. This non-commodity, called Freedom. It is not sold on Amazon, Or bid upon in Ebay. Unlike a Ferrari, no one looks twice upon this ride called Freedom. It runs on blood of patriots, who saw the light. Always picking up hitch-hikers, carrying someone else's baggage. Hello! my love, Won't you cruise with me, in my ride called Freedom.
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Jan 25, 2013
Jan 25, 2013 at 11:52 AM UTC
my sweet ride called Freedom
Shutter bugs flashing lights.... Super moon on electro magnetic track, Ferrari-Proton .. Porsche Neutron all Boson-cars firing in row........ Racing on Gleam-1 , she is seating next to me The event of Light years --> F1 on Q- Track In a heavy-ion collisions, the quark-gluon plasma , and quantum chromodynamics, the moment of big bang A union of super naturals, Human & Aliens flagging the planets , The race begun...heading towards Planet Love ......fearless .. Nothing  can stop  us..... A Cosmic Game of Passion ........
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Jul 4, 2013
Jul 4, 2013 at 8:10 PM UTC
"Formula-1 on Quantum Track ...."
Its bad luck to talk while you're driving But I don't want us to be fighting Please stay familiar for the last time So what kind of car are you riding I said wait, what are you hiding What do you mean for the last time White Ferrari I finally replied A moment of silence And then she sighed I used to be in pain But now I don't feel it I used to be afraid But now I don't fear it I asked her what she was scared of She said it used to be love But now I don't care Cause I'm not scared Or maybe not unafraid Maybe I'm just not there The empty lot I'd pulled into I gazed at it behind the window Of my White Ferrari, and held the phone The sun went down as shadows relegated The sky turned blurry and pixelated And pretty soon, I'd have to go home White Ferrari Make the world end I don't want to hear this Then she said, please pretend That in this life, in this life We can watch the summer together As it draws to a close, draws to a close And while the leaves fall down and we get cynical We hold hands and you pull me close You dominate my dreams Always I'll see you as I wander in dark corners And hallways Things are so hard in this life Things are so dark in this life We're born alone But we don't have to end that way Please don't hang up the phone Before I go away Your White Ferrari I wish I could see it Or even go to sleep Cause then I could dream it It's so easy to leave you breathless It's not hard to make it look effortless I had an epiphany about life But I'm not quite sure what it was Oh well, nevermind I'll figure it out eventually Eventually She said, are we taller in other dimensions I said, no we're small and not quite worth the mention She said I'm sorry for turning so abstract I said, please tell me where are you at She said, you know I can't tell you that She said, everything is starting to turn black She said don't hang up but try to stay quiet We're never closer than when we're in silence Let's try to imagine what silence looks like I hung up the phone and was left with the night.
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Nov 16, 2021
Nov 16, 2021 at 2:29 PM UTC
White Ferrari
Its bad luck to talk while you're driving But I don't want us to be fighting Please stay familiar for the last time So what kind of car are you riding I said wait, what are you hiding What do you mean for the last time White Ferrari I finally replied A moment of silence And then she sighed I used to be in pain But now I don't feel it I used to be afraid But now I don't fear it I asked her what she was scared of She said it used to be love But now I don't care Cause I'm not scared Or maybe not unafraid Maybe I'm just not there The empty lot I'd pulled into I gazed at it behind the window Of my White Ferrari, and held the phone The sun went down as shadows relegated The sky turned blurry and pixelated And pretty soon, I'd have to go home White Ferrari Make the world end I don't want to hear this Then she said, please pretend That in this life, in this life We can watch the summer together As it draws to a close, draws to a close And while the leaves fall down and we get cynical We hold hands and you pull me close You dominate my dreams Always I'll see you as I wander in dark corners And hallways Things are so hard in this life Things are so dark in this life We're born alone But we don't have to end that way Please don't hang up the phone Before I go away Your White Ferrari I wish I could see it Or even go to sleep Cause then I could dream it It's so easy to leave you breathless It's not hard to make it look effortless I had an epiphany about life But I'm not quite sure what it was Oh well, nevermind I'll figure it out eventually Eventually She said, are we taller in other dimensions I said, no we're small and not quite worth the mention She said I'm sorry for turning so abstract I said, please tell me where are you at She said, you know I can't tell you that She said, everything is starting to turn black She said don't hang up but try to stay quiet We're never closer than when we're in silence Let's try to imagine what silence looks like I hung up the phone and was left with the night.
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royals mistake the tears cried over animals, esp. those wild and not petted, as if they were man’s added 1 to a million ‘ stones in minature form of the sandy: see that singleton quotation mark? it’s different pause from comma semi-colon or hyphen, it’s the ironic pause - almost compounding the two words. i skullhead i, i the skullhead, i, no more a body than a maxim, i the tomb in stone but in body a bone, i skullhead i, i the skullhead, no more a body than a maxim - why will not death wilt before engaging in the lives or mortals? why will death meddle in mortal amorousness when it will not meddle in a death of a god? **** you death! meddle elsewhere! who are prone to breathe the same air as you; interesting lives make less of a library than libraries readily mothering the lives hardly lived but nonetheless written... eager ***** in section 1, less eager ***** in section 1.5 mature ***** in sectiont 2 of being crazed by crosswords and those dumb books written by young men who "diverged from living" given horse was replaced by motorcycle... and feet were replaced by horse later replaced by ferrari... vroom vroom... and affordable life in london by saudi arabia investments; let's wave to our mothers... we'll be the ones on the premier red carpet for sure... it doesn't matter... i prefer opera to cinematic raqqa... and i prefer theatre to conversation.
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Dec 3, 2015
Dec 3, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC
carved with an ivory toothpick / where’s the rhino or harry?!
you came in from the cold dressed bold under a black flag like isis on the road to baghdad in a red ferrari going all john le carré defecting with the little drummer girl laurie in a deadly affair expecting the honourable school boy when i'm used to being a most wanted man - now i'm no naïve and sentimental lover, baby i'm the perfect spy and this ain't a small town in germany but ich bin ein berliner, fraulein - you better make this your last call for the dead - it was (y)our kind of game playing tinkering tailoring soldiering spying - doodling smiley's people on the side acting like absolute friends with fred the constant gardener at the russia house and red the tailor of panama like a ***** with a straw up your nose in the looking glass war but if you do it again - let me tell you a secret, pilgrim i'll drop you where you lie - it'll be a ****** of quality, baby and that's a delicate truth - you were our kind of traitor on the blue mesa. r ~ 11/14/14 i like john le carré :)
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Nov 14, 2014
Nov 14, 2014 at 8:48 AM UTC
dead drop on the blue mesa
*Tell me, Do you judge yellow For being yellow and not green? Do you judge sugar For not being salty but sweet? Do you judge a dog For not being a horse or a monkey? Do you judge a Ferrari For being a car and not a ship? If you don't judge these things For being nothing else But what they can be Tell me, Why do you judge a boy For loving not her but him? Why do you judge a girl For the color of her skin?*
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May 26, 2016
May 26, 2016 at 7:08 AM UTC
Judgemental
I’m at the acorn, a coffee shop, trying to write a poem but my mind is blank. I got here early enough to get one of the comfy chairs - yeah, I’m a self-indulgent monster - and I’m not getting up until my having to *** becomes a medical emergency. What rhymes with blank.. Spank? THAT would take this poem in a WHOLE new direction - maybe it needs a new direction. Why does coffee that comes with latte-art, which costs 20 times more than what you can have in your dorm room, taste so much better? A “Hi,” reveals a man standing in front of me, looking down and smiling - I assume he’s smiling because we’re all masked. I look up, blinking, and give him a questioning look and a head tilt - because we are masked. People at tables and chairs near us look up from their zoo of electronic devices to give us the onceover. There’s a keenness to him that makes me want him to go away and I begin to feel a nagging trepidation. “Apparently I didn’t make much of an impression,” he says. He’s right and frankly, I’m thinking we should keep it that way. “We met at the Pundits party a couple of weeks ago?” He says, the inflection of his whole sentence rising, like a question. Some background… To her friends, Lisa being gorgeous is everyday and unremarkable, but take her out somewhere and she draws all eyes, like you drove up in a growling, fluorescent red Ferrari. She’s invited everywhere (she calls them “shiny ornament” invites) and one afternoon, as we’re coming back to the dorm a girl comes up to us - to her - hands her a ½ slip of paper and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and runs through the usual, “What year are you in, where ya from.. bla bla. Then she asks, “Would you ever consider attending a naked party - have you heard of them?” To my surprise, Lisa smiles, brushes the hair out of her face and says, “I’d think about it,” which makes me laugh nervously, “You would?” I interrupt. The girl says that the paper is an open invitation from “The Pundits”, and that there’s a URL on it with details. “Just bring the slip,” she says, touching the paper in Lisa’s hand. Guess where I “met” this guy? In an instant, I’m tense, and if I were a fox, I’d gnaw-off my paw to get out of there.
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Feb 24, 2022
Feb 24, 2022 at 7:52 AM UTC
the acorn
I’m at the acorn, a coffee shop, trying to write a poem but my mind is blank. I got here early enough to get one of the comfy chairs - yeah, I’m a self-indulgent monster - and I’m not getting up until my having to *** becomes a medical emergency. What rhymes with blank.. Spank? THAT would take this poem in a WHOLE new direction - maybe it needs a new direction. Why does coffee that comes with latte-art, which costs 20 times more than what you can have in your dorm room, taste so much better? A “Hi,” reveals a man standing in front of me, looking down and smiling - I assume he’s smiling because we’re all masked. I look up, blinking, and give him a questioning look and a head tilt - because we are masked. People at tables and chairs near us look up from their zoo of electronic devices to give us the onceover. There’s a keenness to him that makes me want him to go away and I begin to feel a nagging trepidation. “Apparently I didn’t make much of an impression,” he says. He’s right and frankly, I’m thinking we should keep it that way. “We met at the Pundits party a couple of weeks ago?” He says, the inflection of his whole sentence rising, like a question. Some background… To her friends, Lisa being gorgeous is everyday and unremarkable, but take her out somewhere and she draws all eyes, like you drove up in a growling, fluorescent red Ferrari. She’s invited everywhere (she calls them “shiny ornament” invites) and one afternoon, as we’re coming back to the dorm a girl comes up to us - to her - hands her a ½ slip of paper and strikes up a conversation. She introduces herself and runs through the usual, “What year are you in, where ya from.. bla bla. Then she asks, “Would you ever consider attending a naked party - have you heard of them?” To my surprise, Lisa smiles, brushes the hair out of her face and says, “I’d think about it,” which makes me laugh nervously, “You would?” I interrupt. The girl says that the paper is an open invitation from “The Pundits”, and that there’s a URL on it with details. “Just bring the slip,” she says, touching the paper in Lisa’s hand. Guess where I “met” this guy? In an instant, I’m tense, and if I were a fox, I’d gnaw-off my paw to get out of there.
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Plastic smiles are always the worst   They're just the slightest bit off at first   They make your creep senses start to tingle and make a sensation   She said, I give off a creepy sort of vibe   I said, that's an odd way to start a conversation       I just ate popcorn and watched girls play volleyball   Then got made fun of for being such a creep   But I told them I was only sitting here all by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       Mention your red Ferrari, that'll get the ******* dropping faster   One can be a creep and still get to enjoy the role of being master   I told a girl at her 18th birthday party, that I wanted to eat that cake off her ***   Then I had to tell the entire party, that I had to hurry back to class   To practice going hands solo coming and going while flashing my special hall pass   I asked if ya wanna take a ride home with me in my squeaky cruising van?   Truly a mystery why anyone would call me a little bit creepy, ****       But I told them I was not here all by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       I tried to start an **** once or twice, on a bus full of giggling cheerleaders   While on the way back from our schools annual college basketball 'bout   Tried but failed at having *** with everyone on that bus, only as a game   Even did a strip tease for everyone and I even tried to make out   They didn't wanna make out but they liked my strip tease of fame       But I told them I was not here by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       Now I feel like a junior high football ****   Waiting for the nod, so I can stop doing it into a sock   Why get a girlfriend when I can just ********** with ****   **** dude. Just call a ****** up already and get that out the way   We all make fools of ourselves sometimes, ok for me everyday       But I told them I was never there by myself   That's why I'm so much more creepier than any other so, so, crazee mudda fuckka.
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Sep 10, 2019
Sep 10, 2019 at 5:49 PM UTC
Crazee Mudda Fuckka
Plastic smiles are always the worst   They're just the slightest bit off at first   They make your creep senses start to tingle and make a sensation   She said, I give off a creepy sort of vibe   I said, that's an odd way to start a conversation       I just ate popcorn and watched girls play volleyball   Then got made fun of for being such a creep   But I told them I was only sitting here all by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       Mention your red Ferrari, that'll get the ******* dropping faster   One can be a creep and still get to enjoy the role of being master   I told a girl at her 18th birthday party, that I wanted to eat that cake off her ***   Then I had to tell the entire party, that I had to hurry back to class   To practice going hands solo coming and going while flashing my special hall pass   I asked if ya wanna take a ride home with me in my squeaky cruising van?   Truly a mystery why anyone would call me a little bit creepy, ****       But I told them I was not here all by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       I tried to start an **** once or twice, on a bus full of giggling cheerleaders   While on the way back from our schools annual college basketball 'bout   Tried but failed at having *** with everyone on that bus, only as a game   Even did a strip tease for everyone and I even tried to make out   They didn't wanna make out but they liked my strip tease of fame       But I told them I was not here by myself   That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep       Now I feel like a junior high football ****   Waiting for the nod, so I can stop doing it into a sock   Why get a girlfriend when I can just ********** with ****   **** dude. Just call a ****** up already and get that out the way   We all make fools of ourselves sometimes, ok for me everyday       But I told them I was never there by myself   That's why I'm so much more creepier than any other so, so, crazee mudda fuckka.
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Innocent face, Glittering eyes And a warm feminine smile Sweet soft voice, Milky skin, Curves as of a new Ferrari Seems like a harmless Adorable creature, You make your man so happy-crazy But nowadays there are some, Brave men to mention, To uncover your true intentions Once the prey is in sight, Your claws are out, Piercing its layers of defence Invoking the deepest instincts, Adept at unleashing chaos Once your job is done, You put your smile back, Too bad it doesn't work now What's your excuse, Now what's left to lose, Is your quaffed victim You cry at fake and think, Only wanted a life more interesting Well there's nothing more fun, Than to clean after your mess, To glue the china pieces, To become a beacon of distress
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Dec 2, 2010
Dec 2, 2010 at 12:10 AM UTC
Fox
Hey folks, Formula one is coming’ to our city, Salute, it’s a hard track, drivers say’ what a pity, Only best survive, others can’t make it…’ really, Hey you, in Baku Circuit, you shouldn’t drive silly. Baku race is cold shower; each turn is drama, Drivers try faster; no accident is in agenda, First turns are shocker, Williams is out of strada, The show is not over, Force India is an addenda. Ferrari goes hard core, there is no place for a bore, It pushes the brakes hard, why to speed up for?, Whoever rushes badly, finds itself on the floor, You wanted to take this track??, go to the next door. Bulls are chasing, fighting for the fourth place, They are friendly mates, well, that is not the case, Sector one turn is here, Max do not leave any space, Adventure is done for the race, Bulls are red in a face. The Last laps on horison, Bottas is a leader, His speed is excellent, Hami’s heart is bleeder, Drama is not over; debris is an absolute killer, Bottas is out of race, Hami is a surprise winner. Baku city circuit is the best track of all times, Fans are blessed with fun,… and adventure’ in each glance Baku is a mystery, do not try to forecast, Formula’s best drivers may find themselves on the grass,
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May 8, 2018
May 8, 2018 at 3:38 AM UTC
Baku City Drama
Dead crocs and rabbits being worn and stepped on as rugs and carpets and furry trench coats Panned, sluiced, and now shiny gold toilets All thanks, to your 10-year old laborer Fancy Ferrari cars Lavishing clothes and mind-blowing *** What else could you wish for with that stone heart of yours?
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC
Coin Monster
and they made him United States Poet Laureate for spitting a verse that attempted to rhyme Ferrari Testarossa with via dolorosa.
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May 16, 2013
May 16, 2013 at 6:46 PM UTC
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