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"expletive" poems
Locked in your fiery eyes i submit naked, **** exposed to be exploited by Your will i lay before you awaiting.... to begin Our intimacy wanton to please Breathing in the anticipation i am frozen by Your hesitation for i crave                     Your touch,               Your lips,                                Your embrace in every rise of my ******* breathing deep my thoughts creep and time slows In Your soul, i wish to peek... Behind the lurking darkness in Your eyes Is it love or lust hidden in disguise i acquiesce my forbidden fruit i wish to bare the entrance to my sacred chambers ripe with carnal desire may it be Your pleasure To imprint Your sting forever seared upon my redden flesh so that it lingers in tenderness long after Our journey Your caress against my flesh in piercing pleasure resonates up the curvature of my spine releasing infinite electric butterflies i cannot hide You plunge deep below the surface infusing Our bodies as One rhythmically in motion edging each crest before plunging deeper into the next into the depths of brazen hunger i want to surrender though my growl cannot be hidden ‘neath the rumble of my heighten instinct to soar in expletive exclamation my animal within my pounded thighs spread wider below pulsating muscles beating louder, harder, deeper my cavity contracts howling in blazed heat i scream through my glare into Your eyes of consent again, release me in the allowance of your’s entwined Allow me to feel you as you fill me emotions untethered in Your mind Your body and spirit The rapture of Your release i capture in my mind my body and soul anchored to my memory Our journey In gaping breath We fall ... Entangled in blissful euphoria Your shivering body envelopes mine a sweet embrace a tender kiss long has it been since I’ve felt such passion i admit...
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May 31, 2019
May 31, 2019 at 10:42 AM UTC
love.......................... (act III)
Locked in your fiery eyes i submit naked, **** exposed to be exploited by Your will i lay before you awaiting.... to begin Our intimacy wanton to please Breathing in the anticipation i am frozen by Your hesitation for i crave                     Your touch,               Your lips,                                Your embrace in every rise of my ******* breathing deep my thoughts creep and time slows In Your soul, i wish to peek... Behind the lurking darkness in Your eyes Is it love or lust hidden in disguise i acquiesce my forbidden fruit i wish to bare the entrance to my sacred chambers ripe with carnal desire may it be Your pleasure To imprint Your sting forever seared upon my redden flesh so that it lingers in tenderness long after Our journey Your caress against my flesh in piercing pleasure resonates up the curvature of my spine releasing infinite electric butterflies i cannot hide You plunge deep below the surface infusing Our bodies as One rhythmically in motion edging each crest before plunging deeper into the next into the depths of brazen hunger i want to surrender though my growl cannot be hidden ‘neath the rumble of my heighten instinct to soar in expletive exclamation my animal within my pounded thighs spread wider below pulsating muscles beating louder, harder, deeper my cavity contracts howling in blazed heat i scream through my glare into Your eyes of consent again, release me in the allowance of your’s entwined Allow me to feel you as you fill me emotions untethered in Your mind Your body and spirit The rapture of Your release i capture in my mind my body and soul anchored to my memory Our journey In gaping breath We fall ... Entangled in blissful euphoria Your shivering body envelopes mine a sweet embrace a tender kiss long has it been since I’ve felt such passion i admit...
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*Bare stage. A square neon sign on extreme right which reads: “This way to Heaven”. Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.* Snail: I’m a dead snail. I’m going to Heaven. I’ve lived for 15 years. That’s a ripe old age. I’ve been blessed. Had a marvellous *** life, you know. Well, if you know snails we attract a mate with our slime. Oh, slime turns me on, baby. (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Well, maybe I should focus on holy thoughts. Purity...refined thoughts...you know... Snail God does not like *** Copulation is not exactly what Snail God meant when Snail God declared: *"Go forth and slime the world; be ye together..."* Snail God demands purity so let me be so... after all, I’m going to Heaven... a dead snail and moving on to Heaven... (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Had a precarious life, you know, all these 15 years... A farmer saw me in the grass. I heard him curse and he raised his foot to crush me. Well, unfortunately for him he stepped on a snake and the last I heard of the man was an expletive and the last I heard of the snake was a hiss. Yes, I’ve had a long life a risky life - but it’s all worth it for an eternal life in Heaven is my reward (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) (Enter Frog, jumping. Snail looks at Frog in amazement. And Frog stops and looks at Snail in amazement.) Frog: What are you doing? Snail: That’s what I was about to ask of you. Frog: I’m a dead Frog and I’m jumping on my way to Heaven. Snail: I’m a dead Snail and I’m moving on to Heaven. Frog: This is ridiculous. Snail: Indeed. It is ridiculous. A Frog going to Heaven? No, for it is truly declared by Snail God: "None but Snails shall enter Heaven." Frog: And in the words of the Frog God: *"I shall confound all other creatures. Only Frogs shall enter Heaven."* And so it has come to pass Snails think they can go to Heaven. Unless the Frog God in Its Infinite Wisdom has arranged for a Dish of Snails when all Pure Frogs are at Its side in Paradise. Well, Snail...you’re toast when I see you in Heaven. (Frog jumps on to near stage right, screaming: “Heaven - here I come!” and then disappears.) (Long silence.) Snail (facing audience): Well, what next? - The snake to Heaven? The Farmer to Heaven? His dog to Paradise? Donkeys to Heaven? (Snail moves on , in its slow way, to nothing but Heaven...)
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Nov 10, 2011
Nov 10, 2011 at 11:21 PM UTC
a snail goes to Heaven (a one-act tragicomedy)
*Bare stage. A square neon sign on extreme right which reads: “This way to Heaven”. Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.* Snail: I’m a dead snail. I’m going to Heaven. I’ve lived for 15 years. That’s a ripe old age. I’ve been blessed. Had a marvellous *** life, you know. Well, if you know snails we attract a mate with our slime. Oh, slime turns me on, baby. (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Well, maybe I should focus on holy thoughts. Purity...refined thoughts...you know... Snail God does not like *** Copulation is not exactly what Snail God meant when Snail God declared: *"Go forth and slime the world; be ye together..."* Snail God demands purity so let me be so... after all, I’m going to Heaven... a dead snail and moving on to Heaven... (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Had a precarious life, you know, all these 15 years... A farmer saw me in the grass. I heard him curse and he raised his foot to crush me. Well, unfortunately for him he stepped on a snake and the last I heard of the man was an expletive and the last I heard of the snake was a hiss. Yes, I’ve had a long life a risky life - but it’s all worth it for an eternal life in Heaven is my reward (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) (Enter Frog, jumping. Snail looks at Frog in amazement. And Frog stops and looks at Snail in amazement.) Frog: What are you doing? Snail: That’s what I was about to ask of you. Frog: I’m a dead Frog and I’m jumping on my way to Heaven. Snail: I’m a dead Snail and I’m moving on to Heaven. Frog: This is ridiculous. Snail: Indeed. It is ridiculous. A Frog going to Heaven? No, for it is truly declared by Snail God: "None but Snails shall enter Heaven." Frog: And in the words of the Frog God: *"I shall confound all other creatures. Only Frogs shall enter Heaven."* And so it has come to pass Snails think they can go to Heaven. Unless the Frog God in Its Infinite Wisdom has arranged for a Dish of Snails when all Pure Frogs are at Its side in Paradise. Well, Snail...you’re toast when I see you in Heaven. (Frog jumps on to near stage right, screaming: “Heaven - here I come!” and then disappears.) (Long silence.) Snail (facing audience): Well, what next? - The snake to Heaven? The Farmer to Heaven? His dog to Paradise? Donkeys to Heaven? (Snail moves on , in its slow way, to nothing but Heaven...)
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*Bare stage. A square neon sign on extreme right which reads: “This way to Heaven”. Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.* Snail: I’m a dead snail. I’m going to Heaven. I’ve lived for 15 years. That’s a ripe old age. I’ve been blessed. Had a marvellous *** life, you know. Well, if you know snails we attract a mate with our slime. Oh, slime turns me on, baby. (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Well, maybe I should focus on holy thoughts. Purity...refined thoughts...you know... Snail God does not like *** Copulation is not exactly what Snail God meant when Snail God declared: *"Go forth and slime the world; be ye together..."* Snail God demands purity so let me be so... after all, I’m going to Heaven... a dead snail and moving on to Heaven... (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Had a precarious life, you know, all these 15 years... A farmer saw me in the grass. I heard him curse and he raised his foot to crush me. Well, unfortunately for him he stepped on a snake and the last I heard of the man was an expletive and the last I heard of the snake was a hiss. Yes, I’ve had a long life a risky life - but it’s all worth it for an eternal life in Heaven is my reward (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) (Enter Frog, jumping. Snail looks at Frog in amazement. And Frog stops and looks at Snail in amazement.) Frog: What are you doing? Snail: That’s what I was about to ask of you. Frog: I’m a dead Frog and I’m jumping on my way to Heaven. Snail: I’m a dead Snail and I’m moving on to Heaven. Frog: This is ridiculous. Snail: Indeed. It is ridiculous. A Frog going to Heaven? No, for it is truly declared by Snail God: "None but Snails shall enter Heaven." Frog: And in the words of the Frog God: *"I shall confound all other creatures. Only Frogs shall enter Heaven."* And so it has come to pass Snails think they can go to Heaven. Unless the Frog God in Its Infinite Wisdom has arranged for a Dish of Snails when all Pure Frogs are at Its side in Paradise. Well, Snail...you’re toast when I see you in Heaven. (Frog jumps on to near stage right, screaming: “Heaven - here I come!” and then disappears.) (Long silence.) Snail (facing audience): Well, what next? - The snake to Heaven? The Farmer to Heaven? His dog to Paradise? Donkeys to Heaven? (Snail moves on , in its slow way, to nothing but Heaven...)
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Nov 10, 2011
Nov 10, 2011 at 11:21 PM UTC
a snail goes to Heaven (a one-act tragicomedy)
*Bare stage. A square neon sign on extreme right which reads: “This way to Heaven”. Prolonged silence. Enter Snail, moving very slowly throughout the play.* Snail: I’m a dead snail. I’m going to Heaven. I’ve lived for 15 years. That’s a ripe old age. I’ve been blessed. Had a marvellous *** life, you know. Well, if you know snails we attract a mate with our slime. Oh, slime turns me on, baby. (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Well, maybe I should focus on holy thoughts. Purity...refined thoughts...you know... Snail God does not like *** Copulation is not exactly what Snail God meant when Snail God declared: *"Go forth and slime the world; be ye together..."* Snail God demands purity so let me be so... after all, I’m going to Heaven... a dead snail and moving on to Heaven... (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) Had a precarious life, you know, all these 15 years... A farmer saw me in the grass. I heard him curse and he raised his foot to crush me. Well, unfortunately for him he stepped on a snake and the last I heard of the man was an expletive and the last I heard of the snake was a hiss. Yes, I’ve had a long life a risky life - but it’s all worth it for an eternal life in Heaven is my reward (Snail moves slowly, and then stops.) (Enter Frog, jumping. Snail looks at Frog in amazement. And Frog stops and looks at Snail in amazement.) Frog: What are you doing? Snail: That’s what I was about to ask of you. Frog: I’m a dead Frog and I’m jumping on my way to Heaven. Snail: I’m a dead Snail and I’m moving on to Heaven. Frog: This is ridiculous. Snail: Indeed. It is ridiculous. A Frog going to Heaven? No, for it is truly declared by Snail God: "None but Snails shall enter Heaven." Frog: And in the words of the Frog God: *"I shall confound all other creatures. Only Frogs shall enter Heaven."* And so it has come to pass Snails think they can go to Heaven. Unless the Frog God in Its Infinite Wisdom has arranged for a Dish of Snails when all Pure Frogs are at Its side in Paradise. Well, Snail...you’re toast when I see you in Heaven. (Frog jumps on to near stage right, screaming: “Heaven - here I come!” and then disappears.) (Long silence.) Snail (facing audience): Well, what next? - The snake to Heaven? The Farmer to Heaven? His dog to Paradise? Donkeys to Heaven? (Snail moves on , in its slow way, to nothing but Heaven...)
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Treacherously torrid torrential tempestuous The warrior on the mountain confessed to us Sordid sully suborn salacious Only the worst will ever keep pace with us In extremis extremity exigence exodus Is the answer clear to all of us Intuitional intrepid impetus intrigue Spontaneity's tortoise trauma fatigue Heuristic horizon hornswoggle huckster Or just another cauldron muck stir Mystical magical manumission mandate That only the good would ever relate date Fornicating fecund finite's fate I can only hope it will be I rate Tirade treatise's transpicuous treachery Adjunct juxtaposition may get the best of me Estranged ensemble's ethereal expletive Won't be contained, like water in a sieve Wanton wayward warrantee wrangled And all of that surreal newfangled Omnipresent omnificent omniscient omnipotence How I wish I could float its boat sense
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Feb 26, 2013
Feb 26, 2013 at 5:54 AM UTC
Oblique Assault
They gave me a name that didn’t suit me. What’s funny is the universe recognized that before I did. She paid me this compliment: *“There’s too much person to you. You can’t be tripped up with so many syllables in something so trivial as a name. Less speaking, more breathing,”* she said. Four reduced to two. Now I can exist in half the time. I became “Bitsy.” Which means I’m associated with certain things. Mainly tiny spiders and brightly pattered swimwear. It’s easy to be irked by that, you know. Yet, I smile and take it, because they raised me with the patience of an idiot. I get automatic cute points just for introducing myself with a name like this. Newcomers get giddy, like hearing my name is equivalent to receiving a box of kittens. I always try to drop an expletive or two— I just don’t want them to get the wrong f#@%ing impression. “Less speaking, more breathing.” I instructed the universe not to do me any more favors.
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Aug 22, 2013
Aug 22, 2013 at 1:55 PM UTC
unfit for a namesake
that initial feeling of water as it seeps through the seams of a boot finding cracks in the leather supposedly    waterproofed against such leaching of puddles being drawn in by a traitorous sock willing to sacrifice the fraternity of dry comfort that once it held flooded with irritation that will be quenched only with the offering of an inane expletive or two muttered under breath carrying the weight of a week's worth of frustrations
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Dec 5, 2022
Dec 5, 2022 at 11:25 AM UTC
inanimate objects
Veins, veins, length and breadth, intertwined beats to freedom or desolation; a terminus lost on a circular. An ebbing destination, unchartered targets, Follow the signs. We are a one way street, follow the signs on software maps. Stumped by sequential lights and us, caught in a dragnet within steely fish, gasping for air, choking on smoke, bilious coughs, hacking sputum, gobbing phlegm globs in interval gaps within gridlocks; nose to **** to nose to **** The rage, the stares the shouts, the finger, the Grrr’s, the Rrrr’s, the honks, the blares, the bumper to bumper expletive shares. The rolling down, the alighting, the threats, the fighting. The falling down, the separation, reseating, the rolling, the thunder, the trudge, the stops, the starts. Follow the signs, follow the signs. Robotic conveyors for humans, mechanical fossil fueled chariots, grumbling, grunting, wheee-ing and screeching, and screaming and spewing and chuffing and guffing black plumes, air tarred, veins, veins clogged and bogged, viscous, molasses, liquid black blob. Road fogged, numbers logged. Veins, veins, follow the signs, slow crawl. Veins, veins, follow the signs, follow the signs, sprawl. Copyright Marc Hawkins 2017
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Nov 12, 2017
Nov 12, 2017 at 6:20 AM UTC
SPRAWL
My hand. My sweet hand, its long fingers, hold out for you. It feels for you, to guide you through this storm. I can feel you, just out of reach, your arms are turned away from me, crossed to protect you, shielding the darkness within from escaping, as if pushing back the rise of a storm, that your heart, can no longer contain. There is a storm coming. I can see it in your eyes, as they look behind me, unable to see me, unable to see, me. As if my very visage is a reminder that you can no longer be alone, as if my very eyes tell you that you are here with me, and all, will be, ok. And your very eyes, and your very chest and your very shoulders, they seem to die a thousand deaths before me, exuding defeat and terror and defense, and relief, all at the same time. I. cannot. reach. you. Hold. out. your. hand. My. Love. You sit, you stand, you walk away, you ignore my hand. You want to do this alone. Alone, without me. With me, alone. But my heart beats only for you, you can hear the sound distantly, from the pulse inmy wrist by my hand, and it widens your eyes and stirs you. And, I can see, the very depths of your soul in each breath you release. In every expletive you throw at me, for being here, for making you realise that, I am not, her. I am not, her. I am not, them. Your soul, it unleashes hell, fire, ash and a deep darkness you cannot bear. My love. My sweet sweet love. Hear me: I am safety, i wear an orange vest and headlamp. I am clear skies, and sunshine. I am a long open road to nowhere. I am teenage butterflies. I am the chest with the ******* that you will lie your head on during the night and find security. I am the shore after the wreck. I am freedom, beauty, passion, laughter and forever after. I am shelter, with blankets. I am the fullness of your void. I am the full stop to the end of your questions. There is a storm coming. You have tied yourself to the rigging. You are stood ready for the hurracaine. You glance briefly at me, and in your eyes is a child that is lost, that is lost, that is longing, that is hollow and alone, and does.not.understand. Why? There is a storm coming. The dam in your heart broke and the arteries flood your brain with, life, fear, and belief. Take my hand, my love. I will be here. I will  not be, moved. I am, a rock, to cling to. I am a storm shelter. I am a end to your beginning. I will not leave. I will not go.  I be here in the fall, the ruin, the despise, the bitterness, the anger, the rejection, and the destruction. I will be here, with my arm, hung out to dry amongst the linen and the memories you drew on them to protect yourself from me. My hand, it can hold your world. My hand can protect you. My hand, we can conquer the world, my love. My hand is yours, my hand is yours, my hand, is, yours. Take it. Fall to your knees, place my hand on your face as you weep the storm in to my world, and release the whole hurracaine within you. I will take that storm and absolve it from itself. My hand, your cheek My pulse, your heart. My love. Take my hand, release your storm. (now read again, whilst listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uffjii1hXzU&feature;=share&list;=AL94UKMTqg-9Ay9pKcP7K4WLmlE_GjKuqE)
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Feb 9, 2013
Feb 9, 2013 at 12:41 PM UTC
My hand and the storm.
My hand. My sweet hand, its long fingers, hold out for you. It feels for you, to guide you through this storm. I can feel you, just out of reach, your arms are turned away from me, crossed to protect you, shielding the darkness within from escaping, as if pushing back the rise of a storm, that your heart, can no longer contain. There is a storm coming. I can see it in your eyes, as they look behind me, unable to see me, unable to see, me. As if my very visage is a reminder that you can no longer be alone, as if my very eyes tell you that you are here with me, and all, will be, ok. And your very eyes, and your very chest and your very shoulders, they seem to die a thousand deaths before me, exuding defeat and terror and defense, and relief, all at the same time. I. cannot. reach. you. Hold. out. your. hand. My. Love. You sit, you stand, you walk away, you ignore my hand. You want to do this alone. Alone, without me. With me, alone. But my heart beats only for you, you can hear the sound distantly, from the pulse inmy wrist by my hand, and it widens your eyes and stirs you. And, I can see, the very depths of your soul in each breath you release. In every expletive you throw at me, for being here, for making you realise that, I am not, her. I am not, her. I am not, them. Your soul, it unleashes hell, fire, ash and a deep darkness you cannot bear. My love. My sweet sweet love. Hear me: I am safety, i wear an orange vest and headlamp. I am clear skies, and sunshine. I am a long open road to nowhere. I am teenage butterflies. I am the chest with the ******* that you will lie your head on during the night and find security. I am the shore after the wreck. I am freedom, beauty, passion, laughter and forever after. I am shelter, with blankets. I am the fullness of your void. I am the full stop to the end of your questions. There is a storm coming. You have tied yourself to the rigging. You are stood ready for the hurracaine. You glance briefly at me, and in your eyes is a child that is lost, that is lost, that is longing, that is hollow and alone, and does.not.understand. Why? There is a storm coming. The dam in your heart broke and the arteries flood your brain with, life, fear, and belief. Take my hand, my love. I will be here. I will  not be, moved. I am, a rock, to cling to. I am a storm shelter. I am a end to your beginning. I will not leave. I will not go.  I be here in the fall, the ruin, the despise, the bitterness, the anger, the rejection, and the destruction. I will be here, with my arm, hung out to dry amongst the linen and the memories you drew on them to protect yourself from me. My hand, it can hold your world. My hand can protect you. My hand, we can conquer the world, my love. My hand is yours, my hand is yours, my hand, is, yours. Take it. Fall to your knees, place my hand on your face as you weep the storm in to my world, and release the whole hurracaine within you. I will take that storm and absolve it from itself. My hand, your cheek My pulse, your heart. My love. Take my hand, release your storm. (now read again, whilst listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uffjii1hXzU&feature;=share&list;=AL94UKMTqg-9Ay9pKcP7K4WLmlE_GjKuqE)
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Opened a book today My eyes fell upon a page of poems How odd, it feels so familiar to me Yet, how can this be? Picked up an organic instrument And played a song I do not know Whence cometh the inspiration? Only from the whispers of ..... a previous life.... These things I see doing, I claim not expeditious For it's only if and when....the muses decide to see fit A mere vessel to transport what already is there! Every possible thought-combo has its keen template. Never did an equestrian thing before Yet I find me mounting superb horse and ride Flowing action, wide awake and so thrilling No expletive required to tell of happy lingering. Going upon the mountain to pray, this day Not to find you But that you ....find me Don't you just give up so fast! Can't deny strong polarising effect in here This life affords us another chance: second time around. S T, 4 May 2013
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May 4, 2013
May 4, 2013 at 6:59 AM UTC
Second Time Around
Seven days straight, the sun rolls up,always from the same side of town and just the same way it gives up and lays down The same buses run on the same old routes. No letup. So dream a dream. Next day,instant replay. Know what ? I know the  drill Sunday.is like Halloween, Rubber faces and trick or treat with Reverend Ike. Fire and brimstone. Please turn down ya cell phones.Pass the plate. payola to heaven's gate. Monday.Back on the grind, Blood,sweat and tears. Grinding mental gears.Pop the clutch,Earn so little Pay so much. Tuesday.? just locked in. The Lotto is calling, cant win if ya dont play. Teasin me bout easy street. Gimme my lump sum Then watch me fly. Keep missin me with that later, greater noise. Keep it real son. Wednesday. Looking of into the sunset now.All ****** up getting up for the down-stroke.Sweat  of my brow. Feel me NOW ? Take a deep breath blow out slow. If you dont tell it then the devil wont know. Thursday. Gettin closer to shore,Go for your backstroke cause yer starting to fade.  In through the mouth and out through the nose focus your gaze on the circling crows? Crows ? Friday. Ah snap yer ends came up short. Tax man just waxin yer *** Ghoulish?. Foolish. Some ends might not meet. Sat-Day. Not so fat day. Pullin pocket lint by 6.PM.Chump changin. is changin your mind. Gettin glimpses of stressin the old bump and grind On Moanday. **** expletive deleted. Stun-day. Hungday? Rake  your sh%@t in a pile day ? No Doubt Assed out. Hello... Monday.
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Oct 2, 2013
Oct 2, 2013 at 1:39 AM UTC
Takin Shorts
Seven days straight, the sun rolls up,always from the same side of town and just the same way it gives up and lays down The same buses run on the same old routes. No letup. So dream a dream. Next day,instant replay. Know what ? I know the  drill Sunday.is like Halloween, Rubber faces and trick or treat with Reverend Ike. Fire and brimstone. Please turn down ya cell phones.Pass the plate. payola to heaven's gate. Monday.Back on the grind, Blood,sweat and tears. Grinding mental gears.Pop the clutch,Earn so little Pay so much. Tuesday.? just locked in. The Lotto is calling, cant win if ya dont play. Teasin me bout easy street. Gimme my lump sum Then watch me fly. Keep missin me with that later, greater noise. Keep it real son. Wednesday. Looking of into the sunset now.All ****** up getting up for the down-stroke.Sweat  of my brow. Feel me NOW ? Take a deep breath blow out slow. If you dont tell it then the devil wont know. Thursday. Gettin closer to shore,Go for your backstroke cause yer starting to fade.  In through the mouth and out through the nose focus your gaze on the circling crows? Crows ? Friday. Ah snap yer ends came up short. Tax man just waxin yer *** Ghoulish?. Foolish. Some ends might not meet. Sat-Day. Not so fat day. Pullin pocket lint by 6.PM.Chump changin. is changin your mind. Gettin glimpses of stressin the old bump and grind On Moanday. **** expletive deleted. Stun-day. Hungday? Rake  your sh%@t in a pile day ? No Doubt Assed out. Hello... Monday.
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you make me feel stupid like 7:16 am sophomore year running through april dew ankles soaked drenched standing at the bus stop for 3 minutes you make me regret ******* teenage 17 year old regret not full blown adult cnbc market watch anderson cooper i’m talking buying a mirror for my locker poster-board for a project teenage what the expletive have you done to me regret thank you thanks no, thank you so much for one more chapter. thanks.
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May 28, 2013
May 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM UTC
LO LZ@REGRET.
My Kingdom is a builder,s yard. A Bethlehem of measurement of plasterboard and timbering. An interwoven sepulchre of garrulous vernacular. Expletive-laden badinage, our handle of the hardstand is the character of companies I keep. And unto these my time is priced, my soul is planed, my name is signed... but in the dark of winter evenings, watching ancient planets rise, I contemplate the other lives another me, might live...
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Feb 11, 2021
Feb 11, 2021 at 1:05 PM UTC
Realm
If luck knocks on your louvered door you will have a chance to fight your enemy. You will stand up like a crackerjack prize and pay no mind to the man that broke your backbone. Into the windowless courtroom you will trek. People lined up on hand carved benches, staring with unaroused expressions, waiting warily for their names to be called. You feel your breath halfheartedly fill your emaciated lungs with foul and cumbersome air as you survey the miserable scene and avoid locking eyes with the man that was disguised as your one true love. You wear a band of rubber which you snap on your wrist at the first sign of weakness so you stay focused on the gavel’s exclamation. He tells your long-lost spouse from another life with another wife that this is not Watergate and “I don’t recall” will not suffice in his civil courtroom. His honor dishonors his woven white robe when he yells in your direction with agape red mouth and judgmental judicial tone. When the courage strikes your hand-stitched smile will widen with words and you will command an audience of perjurers who will point forceful fingers at their prior partners that used to be ****** lovers and now sit dead pan wantonly waiting to bleat themselves dry. Slam the gavel while the corn cracks in the microwave bag until all the edges have been popped out and fairness has been forced through the funnel like liquid butter with a diet coke to wash it down. You walk away, down the dark labyrinth of hallowed halls snapping your gum and tip-tapping your heels as you flee from the referee who does not understand your half eaten heart with the wiggly worm within its wind-up walls. He will pronounce your fate with a backhanded expletive and a muffled “adjourned.”
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Feb 25, 2018
Feb 25, 2018 at 3:10 PM UTC
Crack the Gavel
If luck knocks on your louvered door you will have a chance to fight your enemy. You will stand up like a crackerjack prize and pay no mind to the man that broke your backbone. Into the windowless courtroom you will trek. People lined up on hand carved benches, staring with unaroused expressions, waiting warily for their names to be called. You feel your breath halfheartedly fill your emaciated lungs with foul and cumbersome air as you survey the miserable scene and avoid locking eyes with the man that was disguised as your one true love. You wear a band of rubber which you snap on your wrist at the first sign of weakness so you stay focused on the gavel’s exclamation. He tells your long-lost spouse from another life with another wife that this is not Watergate and “I don’t recall” will not suffice in his civil courtroom. His honor dishonors his woven white robe when he yells in your direction with agape red mouth and judgmental judicial tone. When the courage strikes your hand-stitched smile will widen with words and you will command an audience of perjurers who will point forceful fingers at their prior partners that used to be ****** lovers and now sit dead pan wantonly waiting to bleat themselves dry. Slam the gavel while the corn cracks in the microwave bag until all the edges have been popped out and fairness has been forced through the funnel like liquid butter with a diet coke to wash it down. You walk away, down the dark labyrinth of hallowed halls snapping your gum and tip-tapping your heels as you flee from the referee who does not understand your half eaten heart with the wiggly worm within its wind-up walls. He will pronounce your fate with a backhanded expletive and a muffled “adjourned.”
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***** wobbling Buddha I think you may have cursed me With your eyes closed Picking at a chronic scab Delicately placing the detritus Into your mouth Ha! You didn't think I saw you do that Did you? ****** you off Didn't I? A wave of the hand, a well-worn expletive And I'm dismissed Smoking, hacking gargoyle Glued to your grimy floor Staring at me through tight squinted eyes Damning each and every Soul you've ever known Have I been convinced That I am exactly like you? Or that you can send me to hell? I think you may already have A wave of the hand, a well-worn expletive I'm down in the hole But one thing must be said: You have a wonderful collection of dolls Every peach pink pucker-lipped face Stares blindly Lined up in rows on shelves In an unused room Their feet scuffed with black tar Little silk dresses torn Or naked **** plastic Unashamed toys Five gates, uncaring Five doors, barred forever Heads filled with air Still they feel more than you Still they feel more than you Do
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Sep 13, 2010
Sep 13, 2010 at 10:25 AM UTC
Wobbling Buddha
(Pentagon E-ring office—executive officer knocks & enters—General motions him in) XO, Explain examinees... Examinee X-11, Xander Xanakis Experience? Explosives expert. Ex-Army. Executive experience Exam? Exceptional Excellent! Excessive Exessive? Explain Extreme xenophobe (expletive) Exclude Examinee X-12... Xavier Xanthopoulos... Experience? Expert— extraction, exfiltration. Ex-Navy, Executive Experience Exam? Excelled Extracuricular extras... Explain Expat, X-games, xylophone... Expat? Xalapa (chuckling) X-games, xylophone— (laughs) X-Factor! (XO nods his head, smiling) Xenophobic? (shaking head) Xenodochial. Exeptionally xenophilic! Expectations? Exceeds Expectations Excellent! XO, exclude examinee X-11... Excluding Xander Xanakis Expedite Xavier Xanthopoulos Expediting examinee X-12 XO, excused (XO exits) © 2020 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
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Apr 25, 2020
Apr 25, 2020 at 2:54 PM UTC
X-Ray Oscar
I don't laugh much But when I do My soul is tickled black and blue Not pink Let's put a few in ink And leave the kitchen sink Ok buddy Now here they go Why aren't you nicer to girls? I've seen love in women's eyes when I speak truthfully and cheerfully But glee is as rare as a leprechaun family Dancing under a lunar eclipse On a galaxy of four leaf clovers On a snowy day in hell If you're ringing my bell And actually I don't believe in hell or god But I'll still say go to hell Or god proceeded or followed with my expletive of choice Spoken with a calm monotone voice That's my choice When it comes to my voice I've been mocked Because of dejected tone plenty of times So when any pretty lady says she likes it I just laugh in her cute little face Now label me a grade A+ ***** What a disgrace I've been asked a billion times over Why haven't you done more with your life You don't have kid's or a wife Because the brain was consumed by children who weren't mine Not even a lover's At least I could've gotten some *** out of it But sadly she's just my sister ****** doesn't give me a ***** Why don't you like to give me hugs She'll usually catch a silent shoulder shrug Because I've lost everything I've built Cared about them more than myself Now they're gone Here's another Son you need to set some goals When that's the very reason I've been kept awake for multiple days at a time Catching cat naps in between Years blend together just like the days In a continuous haze Living with thoughts While running from them However it's just a maze When you finally find the opening Just teleports you back to the start Oh now that's art Truly beautiful Scratching my head Until there's imprints of cuticles On my scalp Here's the last joke that leaves me stunned When beautiful women laugh and joke at my appearance But at times I hear Oh he's actually cute or **** It's just a haircut and a shave and a bathe I'm still me And these thoughts vex me Like someone put a hex on me Because I want someone to call mine But why can't you accept me Whether I'm polished or not Because notably usually it will be Not **** it.
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Mar 6, 2019
Mar 6, 2019 at 8:09 PM UTC
Funny Little Comments
I don't laugh much But when I do My soul is tickled black and blue Not pink Let's put a few in ink And leave the kitchen sink Ok buddy Now here they go Why aren't you nicer to girls? I've seen love in women's eyes when I speak truthfully and cheerfully But glee is as rare as a leprechaun family Dancing under a lunar eclipse On a galaxy of four leaf clovers On a snowy day in hell If you're ringing my bell And actually I don't believe in hell or god But I'll still say go to hell Or god proceeded or followed with my expletive of choice Spoken with a calm monotone voice That's my choice When it comes to my voice I've been mocked Because of dejected tone plenty of times So when any pretty lady says she likes it I just laugh in her cute little face Now label me a grade A+ ***** What a disgrace I've been asked a billion times over Why haven't you done more with your life You don't have kid's or a wife Because the brain was consumed by children who weren't mine Not even a lover's At least I could've gotten some *** out of it But sadly she's just my sister ****** doesn't give me a ***** Why don't you like to give me hugs She'll usually catch a silent shoulder shrug Because I've lost everything I've built Cared about them more than myself Now they're gone Here's another Son you need to set some goals When that's the very reason I've been kept awake for multiple days at a time Catching cat naps in between Years blend together just like the days In a continuous haze Living with thoughts While running from them However it's just a maze When you finally find the opening Just teleports you back to the start Oh now that's art Truly beautiful Scratching my head Until there's imprints of cuticles On my scalp Here's the last joke that leaves me stunned When beautiful women laugh and joke at my appearance But at times I hear Oh he's actually cute or **** It's just a haircut and a shave and a bathe I'm still me And these thoughts vex me Like someone put a hex on me Because I want someone to call mine But why can't you accept me Whether I'm polished or not Because notably usually it will be Not **** it.
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that is the expletive i share i spew in class in a presentation in a final so that he laughs so that he smiles and so maybe the grader will forget that i maybe kinda accidentally! missed three slides of my poem but it doesn't matter because he smiled so i can take the laughter of the others the murmurs after there will be no embarrassment i just won the gold in the Olympics of life or of today take your pick
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Jan 21, 2015
Jan 21, 2015 at 10:26 PM UTC
oh sh....t
Lust! (One asterisked bad swear word)! Lash me not with your tongue. Tie me up in velvet ribbons. Soft edged with shiny silk. Handcuffs you use to keep me trapped. Be sure you do not lose the key. A spot of ****** filthiness between only you and me. Halt me with your kisses A proper way to spend some time. Mention not the loving issues. Bursting out the front. Taking your loving issue and stuff it up my c**t. Don't forget the tissues. As an afterthought. Use them to dry your sullen tears. To wipe your eyes, as I am leaving. After all these years. Whip cracked undeniably. Around my bottom cheeks. While my fist it bled your lips. Between my nipping teeth. I bit. As I made you bleed. Your request not mine. Hell boy. Whatever, your perverse requests. You are still mighty fine! By ladylivvi1 © 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013 at 7:16 AM UTC
LUST (ONE ASTERISKED EXPLETIVE)
I wish the words would come to me as easily as they used to, but I fear that I need some kind of dissatisfaction to expel the words in my mind correctly so how do I express what I truly hold dear to me? In the cold night with these blankets wrapped around me, I hold your memory closer and pray for you to come home because that word is the strongest expletive I can think of and it took you from me. I'm defenseless, restless, and I don't know how to protect you from so far away.
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 12:13 PM UTC
Afghanistan
it charged at me, this muscled bull enraged-- its flaring nostrils snarling, snorting breath, a steam--unleashed from some unnoticed cage, and trampled hap-strewn bookbags to their death, along the closest aisle 'tween students' desks, while on its beeline path straight toward me, she, by some scalding fury magic hexed, transformed into this vile monstrosity, with hands-turned-talons grabbing clump of hair, my side-yanked skull and body followed suit, i tilted right and toppled with my chair, 'pon impact with the floor i faced her boot, hot breath screamed to my face and singed my eyes, obscenities, growled expletive assaults so pummeled ears while spittle mixed my cries, lambasting accusations showed my faults, for i had done some very taboo thing, was loud or spoke some word unwittingly, and so was hung to die upon a string, while lashings of her rage whipped welts on me, after my execution was complete, she buried me, my grave a league so deep in homework, i was crushed before her feet, and made a slave for all the year to keep. (C)2013, Christos Rigakos
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 3:28 AM UTC
3rd Grade
Treacherously torrid torrential tempestuous The warrior on the mountain confessed to us Sordid sully suborn salacious Only the worst will ever keep pace with us In extremis extremity exigence exodus Is the answer clear to all of us Intuitional intrepid impetus intrigue Spontaneity's tortoise trauma fatigue Heuristic horizon hornswoggle huckster Or just another cauldron muck stir Mystical magical manumission mandate That only the good would ever relate date Fornicating fecund finite's fate I can only hope it will be I rate Tirade treatise's transpicuous treachery Adjunct juxtaposition may get the best of me Estranged ensemble's ethereal expletive Won't be contained, like water in a sieve Wanton wayward warrantee wrangled And all of that surreal newfangled Omnipresent omnificent omniscient omnipotence How I wish I could float its boat sense
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Dec 26, 2015
Dec 26, 2015 at 2:13 AM UTC
Oblique Assault (re-post)
Treacherously torrid torrential tempestuous The warrior on the mountain confessed to us Sordid sully suborn salacious Only the worst will ever keep pace with us In extremis extremity exigence exodus Is the answer clear to all of us Intuitional intrepid impetus intrigue Spontaneity's tortoise trauma fatigue Heuristic horizon hornswoggle huckster Or just another cauldron muck stir Mystical magical manumission mandate That only the good would ever relate date Fornicating fecund finite's fate I can only hope it will be I rate Tirade treatise's transpicuous treachery Adjunct juxtaposition may get the best of me Estranged ensemble's ethereal expletive Won't be contained, like water in a sieve Wanton wayward warrantee wrangled And all of that surreal newfangled Omnipresent omnificent omniscient omnipotence How I wish I could float its boat sense
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Aug 19, 2019
Aug 19, 2019 at 12:08 PM UTC
Oblique Assault
Are you kidding? Do you really not see The underlying meaning Of what you're saying to me? I tried to put it plainly, You didn't blink twice. I tried to use astonishment You could have been a bowl of rice. Expletive Why won't you listen to me? I will smoke you out of this **** house Until you come talk to me. Expletive Why don't you see what's right? Are you being selfish Or are you too afraid to see the light? It's raining Outside and it's so dark to see That this life is so short, Please be the one to take some pity.
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Jan 19, 2013
Jan 19, 2013 at 9:06 AM UTC
Expletive
The inner tenacity of my machination is rarely understood by many, an introspections of certain recollections that ponder that question..why? But I need not tell you, about gum on your shoe, or the expletive deleted that come after. So I do open doors, and sit on floors, and give random flowers to random ladies. But I am sucker for a smile, an unpredictable trial, of something so innocent as simple happiness. But Then I surely do jest, at the most convenient time, to make fitting a punch line of a joke. And if merely opulence of thought was my only intent, then blushing is the inevitable conclusion. For if I am too boast, to little more than an atrocious manner, then I too am I fool, and love is the tool of a dumb and blind man's decent. As I oddly beg the question...do you have any cream for my coffee, then sit back and take in the wisdom, of times that are far beyond me. To place with no boundaries or burdens, no dying or decay, a place where I can live a life inside a cherished, loving way. For love is always fleeting, more often flooding in, I grab a cup and sit back, it's time to enjoy the days begin. Cause the sun is just about to rise and being to realize, this is some awesome free writin, that almost feel like I might just be bitin, some style that heard through words orchestrated from past memories flowing through an electrical breeze. But I am no artist, no rapper by design, I am merely a healer of the mind. Given the skills of mental manipulation over unguided emotional frustrations that are products of blinded attention to feelings within the heart. The mind is a terrible thing to waste.....but an unbridled heart can lay waste to it all! Logic is the mind...emotions are the heart...watch what happens when one pulls these two apart, into a tragic representation of what it means to be truly scared, a blessed manifestation of a ****** ******
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Jan 23, 2014
Jan 23, 2014 at 9:06 AM UTC
Why for??
The inner tenacity of my machination is rarely understood by many, an introspections of certain recollections that ponder that question..why? But I need not tell you, about gum on your shoe, or the expletive deleted that come after. So I do open doors, and sit on floors, and give random flowers to random ladies. But I am sucker for a smile, an unpredictable trial, of something so innocent as simple happiness. But Then I surely do jest, at the most convenient time, to make fitting a punch line of a joke. And if merely opulence of thought was my only intent, then blushing is the inevitable conclusion. For if I am too boast, to little more than an atrocious manner, then I too am I fool, and love is the tool of a dumb and blind man's decent. As I oddly beg the question...do you have any cream for my coffee, then sit back and take in the wisdom, of times that are far beyond me. To place with no boundaries or burdens, no dying or decay, a place where I can live a life inside a cherished, loving way. For love is always fleeting, more often flooding in, I grab a cup and sit back, it's time to enjoy the days begin. Cause the sun is just about to rise and being to realize, this is some awesome free writin, that almost feel like I might just be bitin, some style that heard through words orchestrated from past memories flowing through an electrical breeze. But I am no artist, no rapper by design, I am merely a healer of the mind. Given the skills of mental manipulation over unguided emotional frustrations that are products of blinded attention to feelings within the heart. The mind is a terrible thing to waste.....but an unbridled heart can lay waste to it all! Logic is the mind...emotions are the heart...watch what happens when one pulls these two apart, into a tragic representation of what it means to be truly scared, a blessed manifestation of a ****** ******
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