"ewww" poems
Popping pimples 'cause they're there.
Popping pimples without a care.
Popping pimples is so much fun!
Popping pimples on everyone!
Popping pimples on your mate.
Popping pimples on your date.
Popping pimples on your dad.
Popping pimples that you had.
Popping pimples on your sister.
Popping pimples. That one missed her!
Flying **** that's for me.
Little, yellow specks fly free!
Popping pimples everywhere!
Watch them sail through the air!
See you laugh, watch them run!
Ewww! There goes another one!
Aug 4, 2012
Aug 4, 2012 at 2:26 PM UTC
I can't believe I've never been here
a little dingey and smelled musty, which put me off - but what do you expect
the service seemed a bit cold
Just be on the watch
and be wary of the ****** blonde
To top it off, there was a rude punk couple shopping and they continuously got in my way
they seemed pretty shallow and unwelcoming
plus they smell quite funky!
I suddenly liked everything A LOT less
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE NEGATIVE REVIEWS!
WHAT A GEM in the rough! WOW.
(usually HUGEEEEEEEE *** selection)
There were a couple of guys taking off their shirts
Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Vintage ******
it feels SO good!
but not as good
I wasn't in the mood
already had that "worn in" feeling
(dark yellow sweat and green mold stains inside a fedora)
Ewww! tossed that hat back real quick.
This place is just not for me!
Yeah, no thanks.
Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 2:30 PM UTC
Barefoot in my yard as I did run
I felt not the grass, but something quite warm.
Between my toes I felt it squish
And make them slippery as a fish.
I stopped to look down and said "Oh ewww!"
"I stepped in a pile of doggy doo!"
'Twas fresh and warm between my toes
But made me wish I had no nose.
I walked back over to where it was
All the while my brain abuzz.
The slick sensation of my poopy toes
Felt kinda good and no one knows.
So I lifted my foot and stuck it back in
And squished the stuff through my toes again!
May 29, 2012
May 29, 2012 at 12:54 AM UTC
I want a record player.
And an intimately lit living room.
And after we put the kids to sleep, I want you to pull me away from washing the dishes.
And I want to dance with you to our song playing faintly on the record from the living room.
My face buried in your neck as you whisper to me that I'm beautiful.
I want to look up at the stairway to find that the kids snuck out and are watching us.
I want them to see our love for each other daily.
And when you pull me into a kiss, I want to hear them say "ewww" and run back to bed.
I want to laugh passionately with our lips still in an embrace.
And when our song is over, I want to lay down on the couch with my head in your lap.
I want to hear about your day as we watch the candle flicker on the coffee table.
I want you to rub my shoulders until we both fall asleep.
I want to wake up suddenly at 2:37 in the morning and kiss you softly, motioning for your hand, whispering to you "let's go to bed".
I want to hear your footsteps behind me walking up the stairs.
Before we go to our room, I want to check on the kids and marvel at our blessings.
Then I want to change into my nightgown and slide under the cool covers until I feel your warm body.
I want you to kiss the back of my neck and drape your arm around me and tell me you love me.
I want I love you too, to be the last thing I say to you, every night.
Because I do.
I don't know who you are yet, but I do...
Love you too.
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 11:40 AM UTC
Do people really enjoy feeling like this?
I would like these memories to dry with the kisses you left on my neck,
But my skin is starting to absorb them.
I would appreciate it if these feelings would float away with the breath you blew in my ear,
But I would never be so lucky.
You left butterflies in my tummy,
I can feel them starting to rot.
Nov 23, 2011
Nov 23, 2011 at 9:44 PM UTC
Such a dingy
dusky night might be because
I seem ripe
with a belly full of gas
can't help but belch
and **** continuously
trying to write of love
and stars.
So, please if you will excuse
me, cause that was ripe and even
clouds my view, watery eyes i see
bitterly smelling
anything but sweetness.
Sep 3, 2014
Sep 3, 2014 at 11:27 PM UTC
in childhood ages -
love is "ewww"
and cooties
in older ages -
still young
love is a secret
and cannot be sung
and now this
what does love mean now?
someone to care
someone to hug
someone to bear with
through the seasons?
it's so hard to understand
Mar 11, 2021
Mar 11, 2021 at 5:00 PM UTC
Love, a four-lettered word,
All of us have already heard.
Funny feeling deep in my stomach,
Makes me look like a big, old maniac.
Silly endearments makes me want to throw up,
Old couples sharing one drinking cup.
Ewww, what in the world?
Is this crazy little thing that's been always heard?
Until one day,
A light has peeked through the skies so gray.
Who knew a girl that so vain and mean,
Could become my sweet, lovely queen.
I won't be needing those fake smiles,
And that feeling of throwing up some bile.
I know what love is,
And the proof? It's sealed with a kiss.
Apr 22, 2018
Apr 22, 2018 at 11:08 AM UTC
Biological fathers are something
I don't know of,
I knew him once,
But he threw a wrench I'm my trust,
Listen up because this is a must.
I walked on through,
No one had a clue,
I put on my greatest show just for you,
When you looked at me,
Through those judgy eyes,
Always wondering why?
Look at her she's gross,
Ewww, no don't touch me,
You might give me a white trash cootie!
You never even stopped to think,
Maybe she might be hurting?
Feb 5, 2017
Feb 5, 2017 at 11:33 AM UTC
Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Oh Wow.
So Kind.
But I am getting married next week.
Wanna go on a date with me?
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Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Could we skip that,
Get a hotel room
go straight
to the banging?
Wanna go on a date with me?
Are you serious?
Ewww.
Ewww no.
Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Umm.
You know
I wanted your friend.
Wanna go on a date with me?
First I am gay
And second
your *** is ugly.
Do you wanna go on date with me?
Your phone is breaking up.
Let me text you later
when you have better service.
Sep 8, 2018
Sep 8, 2018 at 8:49 AM UTC