"eliots" poems
1.Create a Hello Poetry account you silly little monkeys.
2. Add some poems that have no right even calling themselves Gonzo.
3. Remember dont be original or yourself you silly *******
4.To get in the charts go to twitter or Mr Eliots office late at night for a
private meeting slash lapdance you go girl.
5. Dont break any rules dont **** off anyone just bend over and take it in a nonsexual way cause harassment is wrong at least if there are witnesses and if you need someone knocked off contact Phil Roberts
just not during a football match or lord help you.
6. If ya cant get in the charts refer to rule 4.
7. Remember kids if ya cant be yourself then just copy a drunken perve like good old Gonzo the black sheep of Hello.
Now you stay crazy you **** little bastards Cheers
Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 1:00 AM UTC