"egbert" poems
Strider is red
Egbert is blue
They're gay for each other*
Like I am for you.
***
Gamzee is purple
Terezi is teal
Their love's a bit different
Because hate's what they feel.
***
Meenah is fuschia
Vriska is blue
Cute lesbian couple
P badass too.
Dec 3, 2015
Dec 3, 2015 at 3:19 PM UTC
Egbert: my best friend
What secrets do you hide
In the glowing warmth of your orb?
You hung from the ceiling,
Allowed us to roll a
Joint
When darkness beckoned,
You illuminated. One euphoric conflagration of immense joy.
You remain with us.
When others approached
You welcomed. Yet,
You remained loyal.
You will remain loyal
Forever.
You've taken me this far, now
Take me
All the way to Kochstraße.
Jul 24, 2015
Jul 24, 2015 at 1:49 PM UTC
It all started in 2008
A boy stood alone in his room
John Egbert was his name
Jun 12, 2014
Jun 12, 2014 at 10:36 PM UTC
Your way works sometimes
My way works sometimes
Their way works sometimes
Without all ways, there would be no way, always
Hey grey, you took the blue away
Is it really going to rain all day?
If the sky were only grey, it would rain all days
Tomorrow is the big day, don't take it away
To get to the big day, I lived through small days
Get it Egbert?
Relativity
It's something that we were born with, but for some odd reason, a mad scientist got credit for it. Happy scientists, like Benjamin Franklin just used it for science.
All is Relative was said at a family reunion by a grandpa in West Virginia. Then he called the missing family members inbreds. Sinister
Oct 12, 2021
Oct 12, 2021 at 3:04 PM UTC