Hello, everyone.
I have created a solution to our confusion in a single word.
Dopsexual. 
I made it up myself.
It has no crazy Latin prefix (that I know of) 
But I am content with it.
In fact, you all should be,
Because you also define as dopsexual, in my book.
So does your friend. 
And the kid behind you in math class.
Everyone is dopsexual.
We live in a dopsexual world.
Mwahaha.
No matter who you are,
Or what you define yourself as,
Keep in mind that you are also dopsexual.
What is the definition to this magical term, you ask?
Well, it
**D**epends
**O**n the
**P**erson.