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Ignorance is bliss, really, more like Stupidity. an aspect, benefiting a person, like cold sore, irritating, an annoyance, peevish to your life. Face it, honey, you’re as fake, as your personality. You’re plastic, I could melt you, if I truly desired, setting a lighted match, to your artificial body. Please, take some advice, lay off the make-up, you look like a clown, maybe a ********** Tanning is acceptable, but looking dark orange, is outrageous. There is no need to look, like you just rolled in bag of Doritos, that’s Snooki’s Job. There is more to life, besides appearances, waking up like P. Diddy, sweet heart, don’t like be Kesha, it’s ****** Partying is enjoyable, but not necessary every night, consisting of drinking, frat boys, jocks, pretty boys, saying “oh my god”, or “I broke a nail”, and precarious *** I know you were raised with Barbies, but you don’t have to be one. Barbie is a piece of plastic, containing no originality, with an unfeasible body, and isn’t real, much like yourself. Stop with the act, no one wants to be, around a person, who is often intoxicated, narcissistic, and a ditzy ***** You can be a girly girl, but be genuine, stop being a follower, if everyone jumps off a bridge, then you’ll be splattered, upon the ground with them, no use to anyone. My words are probably useless, going right through the holes, of yours ears, attached to the plastic head of yours. Anyways, I tried, as excruciating as it was, to reach out to you, who are living this life, of alleged greatness, more like a travesty, in my eyes. Hopefully, you’ll change, wake up from this social stupor, become yourself, regain your individuality, and cease to be, a Barbie doll.
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Jul 15, 2012
Jul 15, 2012 at 2:54 PM UTC
Barbie Dolls
Ignorance is bliss, really, more like Stupidity. an aspect, benefiting a person, like cold sore, irritating, an annoyance, peevish to your life. Face it, honey, you’re as fake, as your personality. You’re plastic, I could melt you, if I truly desired, setting a lighted match, to your artificial body. Please, take some advice, lay off the make-up, you look like a clown, maybe a ********** Tanning is acceptable, but looking dark orange, is outrageous. There is no need to look, like you just rolled in bag of Doritos, that’s Snooki’s Job. There is more to life, besides appearances, waking up like P. Diddy, sweet heart, don’t like be Kesha, it’s ****** Partying is enjoyable, but not necessary every night, consisting of drinking, frat boys, jocks, pretty boys, saying “oh my god”, or “I broke a nail”, and precarious *** I know you were raised with Barbies, but you don’t have to be one. Barbie is a piece of plastic, containing no originality, with an unfeasible body, and isn’t real, much like yourself. Stop with the act, no one wants to be, around a person, who is often intoxicated, narcissistic, and a ditzy ***** You can be a girly girl, but be genuine, stop being a follower, if everyone jumps off a bridge, then you’ll be splattered, upon the ground with them, no use to anyone. My words are probably useless, going right through the holes, of yours ears, attached to the plastic head of yours. Anyways, I tried, as excruciating as it was, to reach out to you, who are living this life, of alleged greatness, more like a travesty, in my eyes. Hopefully, you’ll change, wake up from this social stupor, become yourself, regain your individuality, and cease to be, a Barbie doll.
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NY Hip Hop Gold Express Bling Shop Afro Brothers proprietorship buyin and sellin filthy lucre of down hard Gat packin Gangstas on the down low throwin down fallin hook line and stinker just a bunch of lil fishies wigglin at the end of golden chains its all about the bling baby all about the bling "I pity the fool" saith Mr. T the potentate of soul and gold who ain't down with the cool jewels of righteous B Teamers arrested by the silk rope of glitzy discos bribing bouncers with an earnest Jackson to *** rush the vanity faire of bumping A Listers Or was it Def Jam Buddhas minting coin on MTV? exploiting misogyny and ghost face killas NWAs slugging cases of Kristol blowing fat spliff smoke up the *** of Phat Farm kids in the hood shooting silver bullets at the man takin baths in tubs of fifties lighting up with crisp C Notes rollin through life in black Escalades its silver spinners twisting fast round corners where being cool went blind and Coolie High homies still tip a sip for the brothers who ain't there Today its all about the raised fist of power to the P Diddy fighting the power of the people as leggy Beyonce warbles songs for the posse of a Libyan Dictator whose blood money pays a cool mil cover for a New Years Eve tune Its all about the bling baby All about the bling baby, all about the bling. NY Hip Hop Gold Express Best Prices in Trenton Since 1997 You Tube Video: Gil Scott Heron Ain't No Such Thing As Superman Trenton 2/25/11 jbm
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Mar 20, 2013
Mar 20, 2013 at 9:19 AM UTC
NY Hip Hop Gold Express
Where I’m From I am from wires, from electricity and TV screens. I am from the dust covering the console. (Piled high, thick, It made me sneeze) I am from the Sega Genesis the Nintendo Who has long been forgotten amongst the shiny new games. I am from controllers and memory cards, From Mario and Sonic. I’m from the hard core gamers, And the once-in-a-whiles, From You win! And Game over! I’m from Thou saveth the princess With Donkey and Diddy And 10 cheats I know by heart. I’m from GameStop and Best Buy, brand new plastic and overheating console. From the controller thrown across the room To the memories, bonding brother and sister. In my closet is a box, filled with old games, scratched up discs that will never again work I am from these games created before I was born, born from the tree of electronics.
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Apr 20, 2010
Apr 20, 2010 at 4:33 PM UTC
Where I'm From
Euphony * the quality of being pleasing to the ear, especially through a harmonious combination of words; making a phonetic change for ease of pronunciation Hickory, dickory, dock, The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, The mouse ran down, Hickory, dickory, dock Trickery, diddly, rot, This Diddy's life poems rhymed not, The boys and girls all booed, Your poetic life thumbs-down ******* Trickery, diddly, rot sipped his morning coffee. thoughts about mortality and mean saw what wanted not to be, the unseen, trickery, diddly, rot, brain refrain, relief not, the **** clock ticking, the mouse laughing, at his euphonious nonsense he wept for being found out, the noises in the house joined in all mocking with accusations ***you phony, us, you, phony us*** another work day ended as it begun, or began to end teach felt herself for felt tipped pen reach, inky dinky in the dockers it flowed, now I am red-tro-graded, bold letter, no fading, F for failing to phony us slipped his head under the water, but the words auditory and most un laudatory feared not a drownery, followed him down under
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Oct 10, 2014
Oct 10, 2014 at 7:03 AM UTC
You Phony Us
they always seem to ascribe the stone age with inventing the circle, dinosaurs and the loathing of x-ray via Archaeology - ᛟ, or an ancient egyptian manuscript... got the ******* wheelie on that ***** boo yah! this is even weirder than Wittgenstein's observation of late Copernicus... ᛟ-ray... huh? you've been a peasant and you're still curating a chance sharpening edit? where's the ******* wheel with romans after ancient egyptians and the babylonians and for fuck's sake Hindustan! O... where's O in Sanskrit? so who got the cartwheels? the romans? huh?! a.d. b.c. buttered-up **** if this makes sense... forget the universe, alien civilisations... my own makes as much sense as a gram of pepper and salt sneezed with. hey flamingo! here's a signature in sepia! banging on the bathroom floor - with Disney - passed in those days: Lion Kong or King... oompa loompa ooh ooh gorilla tyrant said so too. they invented the wheel but forgot to phonetically encode it with something similar... runes, right, Scandinavian... ᛟ... i.e. O... but i'd like to see ᛟ in a roller-coaster... just for gorging on a regurgitation of jokes - and so i can slang and slapper quick a blah in Jamaican slang and say... yah mon' poo daddy do a diddy eff a flex wit bling bling, cursor vector to noon and da dwarfin of a shadow. **** man, they invented the wheel but waited for the romans to write the O... and it was music by then... suddenly! huh?! the **** is this? whiskey straight up. no wonder.
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Apr 30, 2016
Apr 30, 2016 at 7:14 PM UTC
ᛟ vs. O bypassing stone-age
they always seem to ascribe the stone age with inventing the circle, dinosaurs and the loathing of x-ray via Archaeology - ᛟ, or an ancient egyptian manuscript... got the ******* wheelie on that ***** boo yah! this is even weirder than Wittgenstein's observation of late Copernicus... ᛟ-ray... huh? you've been a peasant and you're still curating a chance sharpening edit? where's the ******* wheel with romans after ancient egyptians and the babylonians and for fuck's sake Hindustan! O... where's O in Sanskrit? so who got the cartwheels? the romans? huh?! a.d. b.c. buttered-up **** if this makes sense... forget the universe, alien civilisations... my own makes as much sense as a gram of pepper and salt sneezed with. hey flamingo! here's a signature in sepia! banging on the bathroom floor - with Disney - passed in those days: Lion Kong or King... oompa loompa ooh ooh gorilla tyrant said so too. they invented the wheel but forgot to phonetically encode it with something similar... runes, right, Scandinavian... ᛟ... i.e. O... but i'd like to see ᛟ in a roller-coaster... just for gorging on a regurgitation of jokes - and so i can slang and slapper quick a blah in Jamaican slang and say... yah mon' poo daddy do a diddy eff a flex wit bling bling, cursor vector to noon and da dwarfin of a shadow. **** man, they invented the wheel but waited for the romans to write the O... and it was music by then... suddenly! huh?! the **** is this? whiskey straight up. no wonder.
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Sunglasses stolen from Wingz in Duck, NC a $15 thrift shop suit - just in case the car is used and the cashiers at the GoodWill down the street all know his face bagged eyes morning after hair in need of a shower and a smile He just bought a $200 laptop now he masturbates in style shoving Lenovo 2in1's and iPad's up their *** please sir - may I have some more status symbols symbolic of castes and he hides among the untouchables but this **** is loud and I don't drink ***** unless P Diddy made it Memento Mori when we die - we'll leave behind remnants of our false idol
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Nov 26, 2013
Nov 26, 2013 at 12:28 AM UTC
Memento Mori
Drowsily dreaming the dreary day away, I lean 'gainst the sill, looking out on the city. Deep sighs cascade from my open mouth Before I close my eyes and hum a diddy, Remembering the people who've shown me pity, As the train rattles on heading south.
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Apr 13, 2021
Apr 13, 2021 at 2:22 PM UTC
Life's Ride
Tattoos, piercings and she just learned to twerk She ain't got a heart or a *** just her brains Gotta ask cause her *** on a learning curve And she love to hurn the berb, I mean burn the word That's only legal with a doctors note Real deep pockets like a doctors coat Stay fitted like Diddy, hair back tryna rock the boat She the first mate wanna rock the boat She never forget to ride like a bicycle She like planes, trains, chains with icicles It goes her, blank, blank, and rock & roll She says, "I know, honey bunny that's a funny thing." Watch her twerk for a goodfella She money dance with the money team
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 9:02 AM UTC
deep
Dowah Dowah Dowah Diddy talking about the girl from New York City her words linger upon my mind saying nothing at all saying everything that I should know the stroke of her quill is like the piercing of an arrow slung from the bow into the night deep inside just a girl from New York City dowah dowah dowah diddy Gomer LePoet....
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Apr 27, 2013
Apr 27, 2013 at 10:44 PM UTC
Dowah Dowah Dowah Diddy
I wonder what it must have been like for romantic lovers when they sang songs about Love Potion No. 9's, not knowing much about geography, Earth Angels and Do Wah Diddy's. It must have sounded like unchained melodies, real stardust & genuine innocence, not these plastic hearts, seemingly molded by technology, a certain type of synthetic love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIuYd0GzMjs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFDmst7ULGI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXhXLsNJL8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNO72aCnVr0
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 6:18 PM UTC
Real Stardust Sounds (of The 50's)
1. Your cornflower blue eyes crinkled and laughing, sometimes flashing like the storms you love to chase 2. Your strawberry blond mop that smelled nothing like fruit but instead of sweat and grime, clinging to your brow when you removed that Pepsi baseball cap 3. Easter egg hunts on your birthday, like plastic flowers in melted snow and you up trees and on the roof of grandma's garage 4. Rare compromises that built tree forts or wound up the tire swing until it bounced and whirled its passenger like a spinning top 5. When everything you did, I wanted to do too--whether it was rescuing the princess or flying an X-wing 6. Diddy and Dixie Kong headlocked and tangled in armpits, wrestling for the Super Nintendo controller or for the remote for the VCR until Donkey had enough and made them both watch Barney 7. The laughter of you and your friends from the basement or slipping around the corner, back when I said “Me too” and meant “include me” 8. Games of war crouched behind the couches when the only war you dreamt about was the one in Narnia 9. The cliff in Hawaii over the smoking volcanic ocean water and Mom screaming for you to come down 10. When you push me, like the dominoes you used to line up and watch devotedly as they toppled over, one after the other because sometimes general incivility is the very essence of love.
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Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019 at 12:05 PM UTC
Ten Things That I Thought of on Your Birthday
once then a time been a morn' shine a day grown into a full year it seems stunningly glare-ing me into a sudden reality it spoke commonly about a heart and a wink a kiss a soft shoulder pink on a bank of a river flowed small animals testaments they gathered round for this was magical a story of many textual diddy contraptions and she was sure me was her one and it hearted warmed calmed me and felt me like I needed all surety and conceptions with dreams all colliding in stardust dreams and moonbeams with moon pies and hot coffee and confessions penetrations are awaiting ears are amazing
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Aug 27, 2017
Aug 27, 2017 at 4:34 AM UTC
ears are amazing
****** ****** answer this riddle Diddy do it or diddy not Bro thinks he got that baby oil gyatt Parties that wildin be crazy as heck With all them toys he leave my behind a wreck Diddy do it or Diddy not Diddy Diddy bro got a w coin slot Party party all night and day Diddy diddy I love you everyday
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Oct 4, 2024
Oct 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM UTC
Diddy
uh my clan be ***** as the Taliban with illegal contraband got more heat than desert stand one man stand on the mic i rock im as hard as a **** in between a ***** legs gettin' ready to knock ya out with flows i expose the industry closed once yosef pours out the blessin got me foes guessin no stressin **** and henney sessions new lessons daily sip irish creme baily they cant play me but pay me listen to styles p or bump biggie or maybe 2 p a c host aks at birthdays im al caponin' it runnin' **** like diarrhea yall just need ta sit the **** back while i count benjamins stacks which be in bundle king of the hip hop jungle and im going to **** puffie diddy He soft as a nestle cookie Make mysteries no rookies cant play with me in this deadly game lite a match for the flame burn the fame infamous is how i keep it man hol up I see the hate excite of the critics Gimmicks leave with they headsplitted And backs more open than parachute From the guns that shoot 21 salute Dont ya know im soldier I keep glocks hot as folgers In ya cup i interrupt the scene Once i puff red hair greens Ya drivin a limousine N ill throw grenade in ya sunroof And watch it land inbetween Ya legs So ya can blow ya own head Get it naw forget All i see is yellow tapes chalks And you being admitted To the hospital in critical Condition no intermission All ya memory left is ya see is my face Im like the son of man Leavin competition running Marathons cuz im the biggest don They call me the Holy one Cuz of the way my guns Put holes in one The rawest spit flawless Talk **** we'll leave ya jawless Throw ya remains in the death valley With the rest of the restless carcass Facing eternal darkness what???
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Jun 16, 2016
Jun 16, 2016 at 7:03 AM UTC
**** Haters
uh my clan be ***** as the Taliban with illegal contraband got more heat than desert stand one man stand on the mic i rock im as hard as a **** in between a ***** legs gettin' ready to knock ya out with flows i expose the industry closed once yosef pours out the blessin got me foes guessin no stressin **** and henney sessions new lessons daily sip irish creme baily they cant play me but pay me listen to styles p or bump biggie or maybe 2 p a c host aks at birthdays im al caponin' it runnin' **** like diarrhea yall just need ta sit the **** back while i count benjamins stacks which be in bundle king of the hip hop jungle and im going to **** puffie diddy He soft as a nestle cookie Make mysteries no rookies cant play with me in this deadly game lite a match for the flame burn the fame infamous is how i keep it man hol up I see the hate excite of the critics Gimmicks leave with they headsplitted And backs more open than parachute From the guns that shoot 21 salute Dont ya know im soldier I keep glocks hot as folgers In ya cup i interrupt the scene Once i puff red hair greens Ya drivin a limousine N ill throw grenade in ya sunroof And watch it land inbetween Ya legs So ya can blow ya own head Get it naw forget All i see is yellow tapes chalks And you being admitted To the hospital in critical Condition no intermission All ya memory left is ya see is my face Im like the son of man Leavin competition running Marathons cuz im the biggest don They call me the Holy one Cuz of the way my guns Put holes in one The rawest spit flawless Talk **** we'll leave ya jawless Throw ya remains in the death valley With the rest of the restless carcass Facing eternal darkness what???
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Tuesday morning, shiny and bright. I made it through one more night So I thought I‘d send this message to you And wish you a sunny day too. I’m glad you think that I am funny ‘Cause I’m after your smile and not your money.
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Sep 24, 2013
Sep 24, 2013 at 10:36 AM UTC
Tuesday morning diddy
Diddy, Diddy you better call Trump because he made the justice system looks like punks. He did bad things and simply got a slap on the hand. Diddy, Diddy in prison you bet not go by puff. Just might be a few tougher guys that make you huff. Diddy, Diddy, live and learn that money can't protect you from wrong you done. But the guilt, now in other hands to decide. But remember all the wrong you done and still hadn't offered to apologize.
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Dec 22, 2024
Dec 22, 2024 at 10:49 AM UTC
Diddy , Diddy
Dig the ditch Dig daddy bonegrave Got grandpa to itchy itch, Bonedaddy bonegrave. niche of red hicky hiccup hitch Bonedaddy bonecave Grandpa with his hitchy hitch Dig the big, Bone daddy bone cave Slight salty pinty pinch Bonedaddy salt save, Digging the diddy ditch Bonebegger begbones.
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Jul 29, 2015
Jul 29, 2015 at 8:21 PM UTC
Boney daddy bone cave
I wanna eat your ***** I wanna die tonight I wanna get wasted I wanna start a fight I wanna go to jail I wanna get paid I wanna **** your mom I want retards to get laid **** politics **** words I want to ********** To pictures of worms I want to see Diddy get ****** I wanna see Sara Palin **** I wanna light a smoke with Obama I want a **** that’s ******* huge I wanna do drugs I wanna go insane I wanna chill with Charlie sheen And do a bunch of ******* I wanna streak in Area 51 So aliens can grow my **** I wanna spit off the Eiffel Tower Drink until I’m ******* sick But all I’ll ever do Is write this stupid poem Maybe if I drink enough I’ll die on the way home
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Jul 2, 2025
Jul 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM UTC
**** you, I'm funny.
DIDDY TROLL DIDDY **** **** YOU THRILLY THRILL THINK YOU will WIN I will KILLLLLL REAL TROLLS IM COMING
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Aug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 11:43 AM UTC
COMINGGG FORRRRR YOU\\\/////\\\/\/\/\//
The closet *** addict That no one would figure Off the way she's dressed Always calm and configured
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Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 4:06 AM UTC
Little Diddy
the full Moon winks , gives the thumbs up , the stars cross their fingers and wish good luck .. the kind Oaks sway , hoping for the best , a katydid plays a diddy about the day we met .. a steady pulse of rhythm courtesy of a musical Bullfrog a fastidious , tuxedo wearing cricket pulls out his violin , plays a beautiful Italian love song ...
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Jan 25, 2016
Jan 25, 2016 at 3:10 PM UTC
First Kiss
Ordinary sadness today But I did talk to my Q Snows of Kilimanjaro Carolina blue Father Greeley at my side Postcards. Just a few. For her. And them. And us. Silence seeping through.          Do wah diddy do
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Sep 2, 2021
Sep 2, 2021 at 4:34 PM UTC
The importance of being Ernest.
P Diddy, ha I remember him as Puff Daddy good or bad he was the bom, but P or not to Puff a point and be the Diddy play a joint or two down in Brixton town or up in Crewe, do you give a krap for rap by any other name but puff the last out blast your brains out, sing and shout, his name, is Puff, no magic dragon drags him down, he burns the stage, he wears the crown and I am still in London with a clown beside me on the number eight, a bus because I finished late and the underground was shut, but the clown tells me it's all a joke and then I wonder was it him that spoke or was it me, I blame it all on Mister P and puff my chest out anyway.
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 9:42 PM UTC
To pass time
the angels came for ken today with his wings he flew away up to heaven high above the funny man that we all love. he gave us fun and made us smile brought us joy made life worthwhile with his diddy men we got know the lord he called him time to go his funny hair and tickling stick all his jokes so fast and quick a favourite son from knotty ash from liverpool who made a splash the song he sang of happiness goodnight sir ken godbless
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Mar 12, 2018
Mar 12, 2018 at 2:29 PM UTC
diddy men ken