Fiddle diddles

Rhymin riddles
Gramps needs more sleep

Gramps is ****** skittles
Ate to much of those sugary treats.

Backs aching




I'd love for grandmammy to rub these feet

When most people think of music
I bet they think the trash tones
equal temperament
perpetuates.

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My outlook is messier.
When I think music,
I hear pataflaflas, diddles, flamacues
banging sticks on...
anything really.

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Some would call the latter less barbaric.

God's Commandments that Christians have sacredly believed in are
now, in Nelson Mandela's sick Joburg, brutally staved & cleaved in
Our twin ***** are the same size 'cept your lard *** is mucho bigger  
in schlocky Nigerian movies whereat an actress diddles your trigger
as seen in schlocky Nigerian films when weirdos finger your trigger
as in schlocky Kenyan films when Pygmy goons ****** your trigger
in schmaltzy Iraqi films when desert Indios squeeze your ****-trigger
I'll not shy away from exploding devices in Papa John's pizza slices