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"dickheads" poems
Big **** The Head ******** was the head of all the ********* in the ******** Shed. What made Big **** so skilled and keen at dickheadedness was to be seen. Big **** had a certain ******* flair, for tugging at everyone's short and curly hair. He never had an important specialty, except for being a type-A personality. His skills were near to nothing great. He kinda looked like a backward ape, with a necktie 20 years gone out of style, and his middle-management bullshitty wiles; "I'm better than any ******** here!" He'd proclaim everyday with a prickish sneer. So they put him on his own cocky shelf, where he could reign all by himself, and every ******** ***** or asshole-wanna-be, would come to the ******** Shed just to see, what they could achieve if they'd observe instead, the ways and means of Big **** The Head ******** ___________ Dedicated to every single uptight, middle-management, pain in the **** you have ever had to work with or for.
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Aug 8, 2010
Aug 8, 2010 at 1:07 PM UTC
Big **** The Head ********
Congratulations another consecutive win ******** central made it clear You're the biggest family of ********* every year There is no rival that can compare Sponging off us and can't see The burden we bare Well the cost of your unbeaten record consumes us while your respect is something refused us. our dignity is intact never stooped as low to air the trash talk We'd rather hold our heads high and walk. But the ********* of the year can enjoy paying rent because this finance bubble debt needs a good dent dont worry I know youll all object, with the usual ******** excuses  to that effect but when we asked for assistance which you had the ease of doing you said no, get someone else and audaciously bunked right in. Go live in rip off ********* home theyve got a big roof. I should know i paid for it I expect more crap but I hear ********* of the year is up for grabs! Go for it! I'm sure youll win Regards from the newly crowned, ******* ***** of the year.
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Nov 30, 2013
Nov 30, 2013 at 2:30 AM UTC
********* of the year
I wish I was a dashing hero.......hang on ******** I wish I was a superstar.......... NOPE.... A ****** football pin-up....... HAAAAAAAA oh my sides hurt so............. Ok........ I wish I had all my wee cats back for a night like the mum in A.I. How I would howl and sob and cry but get to say goodbye I wish I never smacked my heid so hard that some faces are hard to recall thats the price we ********* pay riding bikes off buildings and all and I wish that I could somehow see if someone special this Valentines day would simply smile for me.
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Feb 13, 2011
Feb 13, 2011 at 4:18 PM UTC
Valentines Wish
2012 reasons To be afraid Of the end And I Decide not I will Drop the world After carrying For too long Caring for too long Lost faith Makes room For another Sharing my last Drop of water With the unfortunate These ************* Have ****** Mother earth For the last time The last crime Is the worst sin ****** in the first Then Third degree burns On her children Which they earned For disowning her The mother’s boys Are looked down upon So they take after their father Wars Generals Kings of destruction ******* the life Out of humanity Insanity is for the wise Guys Who’d rather go crazy Before leaving Earth blazing With the false truth We have faults too Falling Into the ******** Propaganda proposed By the doctor Believing being Bipolar Isn’t good And bad Having a war within the mind I’m A soldier of love And these ******* Are making it hard On The ones trying To save Grace From these ********* While we Are called ***** For taking it all in We reap what we sow Workers use the *** Then look down On what they created While desperate housewives Left alone Let gardeners Enter her home What In the **** Is the world coming to An end. But I disagree With the Mayan calendar Their knowledge Is great Yet weak From their lack of faith In humanity Let’s prove ‘em wrong And walk backwards For a change When the earth quakes And the sky falls Let’s break From our ways And stray Away From any path Created out of fear And stand At out post As the sun Cries it’s tears Of fire And burn Us all Ignorantly, Ill ignore And stand tall .Just. To show these ******* The meaning Of having *****
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Sep 30, 2010
Sep 30, 2010 at 12:52 AM UTC
**** 2012
2012 reasons To be afraid Of the end And I Decide not I will Drop the world After carrying For too long Caring for too long Lost faith Makes room For another Sharing my last Drop of water With the unfortunate These ************* Have ****** Mother earth For the last time The last crime Is the worst sin ****** in the first Then Third degree burns On her children Which they earned For disowning her The mother’s boys Are looked down upon So they take after their father Wars Generals Kings of destruction ******* the life Out of humanity Insanity is for the wise Guys Who’d rather go crazy Before leaving Earth blazing With the false truth We have faults too Falling Into the ******** Propaganda proposed By the doctor Believing being Bipolar Isn’t good And bad Having a war within the mind I’m A soldier of love And these ******* Are making it hard On The ones trying To save Grace From these ********* While we Are called ***** For taking it all in We reap what we sow Workers use the *** Then look down On what they created While desperate housewives Left alone Let gardeners Enter her home What In the **** Is the world coming to An end. But I disagree With the Mayan calendar Their knowledge Is great Yet weak From their lack of faith In humanity Let’s prove ‘em wrong And walk backwards For a change When the earth quakes And the sky falls Let’s break From our ways And stray Away From any path Created out of fear And stand At out post As the sun Cries it’s tears Of fire And burn Us all Ignorantly, Ill ignore And stand tall .Just. To show these ******* The meaning Of having *****
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This poem is dedicated to the guys in my class who talk about girls like they aren't worth more than their vaginas. This poem is dedicated to the ******** who say that anyone deserves to get ***** This poem is dedicated to the jocks who look down on the outcasts and exclude them. This poem is dedicated to the girls who call their peers ***** because of how they dress. This poem is dedicated to the bigots who preach homophobia in the name of god This poem is dedicated to the parents who abuse and neglect the children that they promised to love This poem is dedicated to the misogynists who can't seem to grasp the concept that No means No This poem is dedicated to the ********* who humiliate the people who don't conform. This poem is dedicated to the lowlifes who beat down the ones that they're supposed to love. This poem is dedicated to everyone who carries hate in their heart where there should be love. This poem is as follows: **** You.
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Apr 14, 2014
Apr 14, 2014 at 10:05 PM UTC
A Dedication
no doubt a right rotten mess all that  ******* noise who can stand it? i hate guy fawkes day maybe it was a clever idea at the time now it's a rotten mess of noise and the revellers don't really get now it's crackers and food and idiots making noise boom-boom go the cars, kicking ball on your wall you ********* you mothersucking ***** **** off!! do they even remember the reason behind it all? ******* idiots make a rotting ******** bunch of noise collection! worse than a box of rotting tomatoes or rotting beefstrips in the corner they should be made to EAT that!
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Nov 5, 2013
Nov 5, 2013 at 4:27 PM UTC
rotten mess
I remember sitting around the tracks with my comrades. We were in rolling fields of clover back then. The doves that flew above us had no clue about our firepower. We had .50 cals and we picked our teeth with splintered bone fragments. To think we even had the time to smoke and joke about our ridiculous nicknames brings a smile to my weathered-fface. Moose was toothless, lost them to some drunk civilians in a bar fight. Wagner, the skinny one, always cracked me up. I miss McMinn's toothy-grin and the way French always wanted out, constantly feighning his gayness. Radosavich loved his rock and roll and Flint sparkled from his hole carved into the hillside. Moore had chicks galore and McLemore got his divorce papers by airmail. He went eerily silent while Top barked ******** for us to do. The Man was clueless, but we protected his *** anyways. We had bills to pay. I really miss those ********* They were the best friends that ever were.
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Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 4:21 PM UTC
I Really Miss Those *********
I am a woman. I am a feminist. I bleed out of my ****** on a semi-monthly basis Unless of course there is a fetus hiding in my ****** This is a proven fact. See i'm not particularly fond of the fact that women were treated as property. That virginity is valued over education. That I need to have a ***** to deserve equal pay. That I can't show skin because it's 'distracting' when ********* are sagging their pants to their knees. That children blindly sing the lyrics to Blurred Lines without thinking about what it means. I believe that women are beautiful without photoshop and failure to recognize the word stop should mean Go Directly To Jail and do not pass go. I am a woman I am a feminist and that doesn't mean that I can't play football or kick your *** at Halo. If I sleep around I'm not a **** There is no guide to "how to make her **** I am a woman I am a feminist. I do not believe in gender roles I believe in dinner rolls and counting carbs is cramping my style. I am worth more than my ****** Beauty is not a dress size. Lesbian is more than fetish **** A single mother is a warrior not a ***** I am a woman I am a feminist Do not dismiss my protest for angry rants. The baggage between my legs shouldn't drag me down I am a woman I am a feminist What happened to equality? Does it not apply to me Because I am a woman?
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 9:49 PM UTC
Femminist
New World Stratification, Fractalised Parallelized Reality; A Re-Ordering; Stacked ***** and ********* And myriad ****** Bags to Fuel Our Fires. Whilst <Wishlist?> I didn't open the Doors Originally, I cracked the Dawn and others pushed through Avalanche- and Stampede-style. But the Foolish Simpletons didn't realise The inherent Dangers of their Giddy-fun; Not All Other Worlders or Other UniVerses/DieMentions Are Populated with nice, courteous, civil Peoples. What did I {WE} invite to roost at home? And have we (as a bunch of egotistical Hoes) Captured Them on Film (Cells); in Flesh; in Fetish; in Flame {US}? I'm super curious about the Parasitic Classes: As are the Predators & Warriors , & the Other Net-Cast Members. I'm not the Christ you Imagine - Not Me! I'm Innocent! I was the Messiah --> The Sacrifice for God's Reality. But God isn't what He seems, far from it. He feeds on your Souls. I AM a self-made Man/UniVersal/Multi-Dimensional Being, And while God thought He could trap me, He was wrong! I don't stop - I can't stop - I won't stop - until I'm satisfied She's satisfied That I've explained, or at least considered, All Possibilities from a Human's consideration. [Please note that Human's are few and far between, and rarely what they seem.]
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Mar 7, 2014
Mar 7, 2014 at 3:44 PM UTC
Fifth Dimension and Others
Keep Pat and Chris in, we need them to be shy boys 2 of the coolest kids in school were suddenly locked in a basement By a hooded bandit, who wants them killed, and nobody can save them Except for shy boys Brendan and Brian, but because they were shy boys They prefer to play together in Brian's room, and forgetting about the silly fact That Pat and Chris were being held captive in a basement Their parents were worried, but Brian and Brendan didn't care All they wanted to do is play little shy boys games and let Pat and Chris suffer Pat yelled out, come on Brian, be a little cool kid, and save your mate Pat I will like you forever, and ever forever to come But of course Brian didn't believe in that sort of tripe and said to Brendan Do you think we should save Pat and Chris, buddy and Brendan said, no Brian Let, them suffer, you see those two think nobody will capture them No, Brian you aren't like them, no dude, be a little cool kid, and stay with me I will show you how to be a real cool kid, and we will much around forever, dude Brian said, yes, I aren't like Pat and Chris, they are two Christiana who believe That God will save them, well, where is their God now, yes this is sweet revenge Pat and Chris are my two little shy boys, keep them there, Charnwood murderer Brian and Brendan went outside at night to find where Peter Buchanan Lived so they can have some fun and on their way, Brian and Brendan Ran into a prowler and ran as hard as they could to get away While Brian and Brendan got back home before he caught them The prowler said the next day at the mall, treat Brian and Brendan like shy boys As long as we have Pat and Chris, that is all worth while And Pat and Chris were screaming so loud they can be heard from the other side Of the world and beyond, and Chris was yelling, let me go you ****** punk Or I will get my fiat free, and whack it straight through your fucken head And Pat said, I will bash you up, mr kidnapper, and he said, come on Chris and Pat Treat Brian and Brendan like two little cool kids, you 2 aren't like us anymore Treat them like cool kids or you will be tied up here forever And Chris was gagged and buried alive in a coffin, but Pat was free Because he promised to treat Brian and Brendan like 2 cool kids But he will still tease then a little, so Pat went to Brian and Brendan's house And teased them by saying, you kids no nothing about the world You go about thinking you are better, but your **** But your still cool kids. So don't stray away, you are 2 cool kids I will never let harm get in your way, cause you are both cool kids Chris was being buried, and Pat told Brian because Brian teaeed Pat Then a young hooded man came around and tied up Brian and Pat And then locked them both in a cage together, while Brendan Was being buried alive with Chris, and Brian and Pat, are now victims Of this kidnapping that was planned to get Pat and Brian together And the man yelled, ding **** the kid's are dead We have Brian and Par with us, the kids are dead But who gives a **** so ding **** Brian and Pat are dead With Brendan and Chris, oh yeah they are so dead to us Brian and Pat were struggling saying to each other, why have you snatched us We are your cool kids, and we are cool kids, your a **** mate And now, Brendan, Chris, Brian and Pat dead The world is free of the cool kids, let the vonerable run ****** *********
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC
HOW THE FORCE CAN TRAP YOUR MIND
Keep Pat and Chris in, we need them to be shy boys 2 of the coolest kids in school were suddenly locked in a basement By a hooded bandit, who wants them killed, and nobody can save them Except for shy boys Brendan and Brian, but because they were shy boys They prefer to play together in Brian's room, and forgetting about the silly fact That Pat and Chris were being held captive in a basement Their parents were worried, but Brian and Brendan didn't care All they wanted to do is play little shy boys games and let Pat and Chris suffer Pat yelled out, come on Brian, be a little cool kid, and save your mate Pat I will like you forever, and ever forever to come But of course Brian didn't believe in that sort of tripe and said to Brendan Do you think we should save Pat and Chris, buddy and Brendan said, no Brian Let, them suffer, you see those two think nobody will capture them No, Brian you aren't like them, no dude, be a little cool kid, and stay with me I will show you how to be a real cool kid, and we will much around forever, dude Brian said, yes, I aren't like Pat and Chris, they are two Christiana who believe That God will save them, well, where is their God now, yes this is sweet revenge Pat and Chris are my two little shy boys, keep them there, Charnwood murderer Brian and Brendan went outside at night to find where Peter Buchanan Lived so they can have some fun and on their way, Brian and Brendan Ran into a prowler and ran as hard as they could to get away While Brian and Brendan got back home before he caught them The prowler said the next day at the mall, treat Brian and Brendan like shy boys As long as we have Pat and Chris, that is all worth while And Pat and Chris were screaming so loud they can be heard from the other side Of the world and beyond, and Chris was yelling, let me go you ****** punk Or I will get my fiat free, and whack it straight through your fucken head And Pat said, I will bash you up, mr kidnapper, and he said, come on Chris and Pat Treat Brian and Brendan like two little cool kids, you 2 aren't like us anymore Treat them like cool kids or you will be tied up here forever And Chris was gagged and buried alive in a coffin, but Pat was free Because he promised to treat Brian and Brendan like 2 cool kids But he will still tease then a little, so Pat went to Brian and Brendan's house And teased them by saying, you kids no nothing about the world You go about thinking you are better, but your **** But your still cool kids. So don't stray away, you are 2 cool kids I will never let harm get in your way, cause you are both cool kids Chris was being buried, and Pat told Brian because Brian teaeed Pat Then a young hooded man came around and tied up Brian and Pat And then locked them both in a cage together, while Brendan Was being buried alive with Chris, and Brian and Pat, are now victims Of this kidnapping that was planned to get Pat and Brian together And the man yelled, ding **** the kid's are dead We have Brian and Par with us, the kids are dead But who gives a **** so ding **** Brian and Pat are dead With Brendan and Chris, oh yeah they are so dead to us Brian and Pat were struggling saying to each other, why have you snatched us We are your cool kids, and we are cool kids, your a **** mate And now, Brendan, Chris, Brian and Pat dead The world is free of the cool kids, let the vonerable run ****** *********
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LITTLE BARMAN IN THE CITY SAYS LOOK AFTER THE LITTLE KIDDIE HELP HIM UNDERSTAND HIS MUM AS SHE TRIES TO HELP HIM YEAH HELP ME HELP ME HELP HE SAID BEFORE ANY ROBBER DESTROYS US COME LITTLE KIDDIE COME TO ME AND BE AS HAPPY AS CAN BE YA SEE LITTLE KIDDIE LOOK AT ME YA SEE YA DRINK TOO MUCH TEA YOU NEED TO DETOX THAT LITTLE DRUG IN TEA THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AS CAN BE HELP ME HELP ME HELP HE SAID BEFORE YOUR FATHER SHUTS YOU UP COME LITTLE KIDDIE, COME WITH ME, AND REALLY PARTY LITTLE GARDEN OUT THE BACK OF THE PUB OWNED BY THE REALLY RICH SNOBS THEY WANT NOTHING FROM ME, BUT MONEY YEAH TO MAKE THEM HAPPY AS CAN BE HELP ME HELP HELP ME, HELP HE SAID BEFORE THE ROBBER SHOOTS ME DEAD COME LITTLE YOUNG DUDE COME WITH ME, AND BE AS HAPPY AS CAN BE BE AS HAPPY, BE AS HAPPY BE AS HAPPY AS CAN BE HELP ME HELP ME HELP HE SAID, THOSE OLD KODGERS, ARE BIG ********* COME LITTLE YOUNG YOUNG DUDE, PLAY WITH ME AS HAPPY AS CAN BE
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Jan 23, 2015
Jan 23, 2015 at 7:29 AM UTC
LITTLE BARMAN IN THE CITY
Red red robin goes rock rock, rocking along You see in the year 1992, I hung around city being a **** Everyone thought I was cool, but I still wanted something more I wanted a whole lot of people to like me And I wanted a whole lot of people to say they care But I think that in this day and age, that I am the best in the land You see I am the red red robin and I come bob bob bobin along No more worrying about how many ********* that are here Wake up, dude and get up you sleepy head And also get up and wake up, and get out of ****** bed You see you have been in bed too long, dude And you must get up and face the world Then I went to my first footy match And I was with this stupid clot Who thinks he is mr kingshit And only likes people with money And I hear the same old thing when he talks to me The same old thing which is That he thinks people who say that They are too old to work Are the biggest bludgers of all You see I am the red red robin I go bob bob bobin along Don't bother knocking on the door, cause I am never at home You see you should wake up, wake up, ya sleepy head Hey dude,,oh dude, get out of bed And you will feel so cool So if the red red robin comes bob bob bobin along Just think of the people who hate the other parts of life And I think your cool, red red robin
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 3:36 AM UTC
RED RED ROBIN, ROCKING ROCKING ALONG
I guess I should feel flattered That I get it all the time But it doesn't really matter Cause I feel so dead inside I'm waiting at the station For a train that never comes And I'm cutting up his t-shirts Cause I'm bitter that he's gone But I won't cry this time Cause I'm lucky that they want me They can **** me until everything's alright And I just laugh because I'm rich Oh I'm not rich from money But I swear I'm rich from ********* that I know But I'll never tell them no, no, no. Another day, new invitation They're inviting me to bed But they can never satisfy me Too much ******** in their heads My best friend told me that he loves me But I guess he's not the one Cause I'm saving his kind heart From my weak, destructive bones. But I won't cry this time Cause I'm lucky that they lust me But it's not enough to fill the aching in my chest So I'll just laugh And I will continue dancing I'll get high from all the happiness instead Until they want my heart not what's between my legs.
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Jun 30, 2016
Jun 30, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC
Bed time invitations
He ran like the wind up the gangway saw the door  still open ahead near the door stood four Port attendants gasping for breaths he reached them with hands outstretched they stopped him No, No, No, he cried I've got to get on, I've got to get on Sorry sir too late, their voices rang out I'm afraid Sir, you're too late What! look the door is still opened Please, let me in, pleasee for heaven's sake let me in, I've got to get on board Sorry Sir, against the rules, you are just too late but the door is still opened,please I beg you let me in Afraid can't do that,you are just too late, just too late today What Jobsworth you lot are how inconsiderate can you lot be the ****** door is still open,why are you being so obstructive isn't your job to help passengers,isn't that what you're paid to do do you realize how inconvenient this is, do you realize what this will cost me' Sorry Sir, we are only doing our job You are too late for this flight,go back to the departure Lounge They'll help get you on a later flight,sorry but Rules are Rules And with that   the plane doors were closed Oh..how he hated these ********* ****** unhelpful inconsiderate Jobsworth, ****** idiots, the whole lot of them, arseholes! Dejectedly,he walked back to the ****** Departure Lounge Fuming, dragging his ****** attache case, he sought out the help desk Cursing and muttering, he rued the ******* two minutes delay that cost him this flight. Angrily, he marched to the Air Ethiopia Check in desk Sullenly he explained his plight! Its a two hour wait for the next flight out, they informed him. Still upset, he handed in his ticket and they did the necessary Handing back his ticket, he walked away and sat in Departure why, oh why did this happen to me, he muttered angrily He sat miserably, he cursed again under his breath. **** God! He had been sitting for about an hour when he noticed people suddenly running around, something was happening There was a real air of panic around, Officials were running helter skelter, people were huddling in pockets, he saw Police Official barking orders and Airport Staff talking excitedly He heard some people shouting in a group to his right He stood up alarmed he stated walking towards a group to his left Then he saw one of the Jobsworth that had stopped him from boarding his flight, the Jobsworth had a look of utter alarm on his face, he was also sweating. What's happening, what's wrong, he asked him, now alarmed himself. Oh Sir, ooh Sir...the Jobsworth exclaimed, looking at him wide-eyed. That Plane you missed has just crashed, killing everybody on board.....!!!
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Mar 16, 2019
Mar 16, 2019 at 12:37 PM UTC
Invalid invadilating is validated validating..!!
He ran like the wind up the gangway saw the door  still open ahead near the door stood four Port attendants gasping for breaths he reached them with hands outstretched they stopped him No, No, No, he cried I've got to get on, I've got to get on Sorry sir too late, their voices rang out I'm afraid Sir, you're too late What! look the door is still opened Please, let me in, pleasee for heaven's sake let me in, I've got to get on board Sorry Sir, against the rules, you are just too late but the door is still opened,please I beg you let me in Afraid can't do that,you are just too late, just too late today What Jobsworth you lot are how inconsiderate can you lot be the ****** door is still open,why are you being so obstructive isn't your job to help passengers,isn't that what you're paid to do do you realize how inconvenient this is, do you realize what this will cost me' Sorry Sir, we are only doing our job You are too late for this flight,go back to the departure Lounge They'll help get you on a later flight,sorry but Rules are Rules And with that   the plane doors were closed Oh..how he hated these ********* ****** unhelpful inconsiderate Jobsworth, ****** idiots, the whole lot of them, arseholes! Dejectedly,he walked back to the ****** Departure Lounge Fuming, dragging his ****** attache case, he sought out the help desk Cursing and muttering, he rued the ******* two minutes delay that cost him this flight. Angrily, he marched to the Air Ethiopia Check in desk Sullenly he explained his plight! Its a two hour wait for the next flight out, they informed him. Still upset, he handed in his ticket and they did the necessary Handing back his ticket, he walked away and sat in Departure why, oh why did this happen to me, he muttered angrily He sat miserably, he cursed again under his breath. **** God! He had been sitting for about an hour when he noticed people suddenly running around, something was happening There was a real air of panic around, Officials were running helter skelter, people were huddling in pockets, he saw Police Official barking orders and Airport Staff talking excitedly He heard some people shouting in a group to his right He stood up alarmed he stated walking towards a group to his left Then he saw one of the Jobsworth that had stopped him from boarding his flight, the Jobsworth had a look of utter alarm on his face, he was also sweating. What's happening, what's wrong, he asked him, now alarmed himself. Oh Sir, ooh Sir...the Jobsworth exclaimed, looking at him wide-eyed. That Plane you missed has just crashed, killing everybody on board.....!!!
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Up with the sun, his mind razor-keen, he hikes up his trousers and starts his machine. Though barrels of funk feed their reek to the dawn, he pays them no heed; the trashman rolls on. Up alleys, down thruways, past storefronts and stands, he guides his behemoth with rock-steady hands. Though big rigs and small fry speed hither and yon, he sticks to his creed; the trashman rolls on. Down **** to Impostor, past each stinking bin, he makes for the junkies and merchants of sin. Though winos raise eyelids, though punks point and grin, he straightens his shoulders and thrusts forth his chin. ********* and derelicts lurch from their sties. Pimps and their harlots flash Jacksons and strut. “Hey, you in the truck,” a pickpocket cries, “What are you, buddy, some kinda nut?” With hands on the levers, and brightly lit eyes, The big driver leans out and coolly replies: “No, sir. I’m the trashman.” And down comes the fork, and up goes the muck. The gears maul the lowlifes, the fork rocks the truck. Though hollers and screams shake his steel mastodon, he longs to proceed; the trashman rolls on. The truck passes perverts, creeps churned in its bile, up Felon to Pusher, down Vicious to Vile, where block upon block, where mile upon mile, the hookers regale him with smile upon smile. Near-naked floozies exhibit their wares. But this man just glares while they trumpet in pique. “Hey, you in the truck,” a drunk strumpet cries, “What are you, mister, some kinda freak?” His hands on the levers, with brightly lit eyes, the big driver leans out and gently replies: “No, ma’am. I’m the trashman.” And down comes the fork, and up goes the slime. The gears maul the contents to streetwalker chyme. Though hollers and screams are distressing and drawn, his heart fails to bleed; the trashman rolls on. Pining for virtue, he clatters along, up Bully to Bigot, down Trollop to Spawn, past Conman and Cutthroat to Thirteenth and Greed. He steadies, caresses, and readies his steed. Virtue, indeed. The trashman rolls on. Okay. NOW CUT AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW TO READ HERO, A SPRAWLING, GROUNDBREAKING FANTASY FOR GROWNUPS IN TWO PARTS. (BUT YOU MUST CLICK ON THE PROVIDED LINK AT THE CONCLUSION OF PART ONE TO ACCESS PART TWO! THAT’S WHERE THIS TALE’S AMAZING RESOLUTION LIES. But please...intelligent, soulful readers only!) NOW HERE’S THAT LINK: https://allpoetry.com/poem/14922744-Hero---Part-One-by-Ron-Sanders Copyright 2020 by Ron Sanders. contact: [email protected]
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Feb 19, 2020
Feb 19, 2020 at 3:05 PM UTC
The Trashman
Up with the sun, his mind razor-keen, he hikes up his trousers and starts his machine. Though barrels of funk feed their reek to the dawn, he pays them no heed; the trashman rolls on. Up alleys, down thruways, past storefronts and stands, he guides his behemoth with rock-steady hands. Though big rigs and small fry speed hither and yon, he sticks to his creed; the trashman rolls on. Down **** to Impostor, past each stinking bin, he makes for the junkies and merchants of sin. Though winos raise eyelids, though punks point and grin, he straightens his shoulders and thrusts forth his chin. ********* and derelicts lurch from their sties. Pimps and their harlots flash Jacksons and strut. “Hey, you in the truck,” a pickpocket cries, “What are you, buddy, some kinda nut?” With hands on the levers, and brightly lit eyes, The big driver leans out and coolly replies: “No, sir. I’m the trashman.” And down comes the fork, and up goes the muck. The gears maul the lowlifes, the fork rocks the truck. Though hollers and screams shake his steel mastodon, he longs to proceed; the trashman rolls on. The truck passes perverts, creeps churned in its bile, up Felon to Pusher, down Vicious to Vile, where block upon block, where mile upon mile, the hookers regale him with smile upon smile. Near-naked floozies exhibit their wares. But this man just glares while they trumpet in pique. “Hey, you in the truck,” a drunk strumpet cries, “What are you, mister, some kinda freak?” His hands on the levers, with brightly lit eyes, the big driver leans out and gently replies: “No, ma’am. I’m the trashman.” And down comes the fork, and up goes the slime. The gears maul the contents to streetwalker chyme. Though hollers and screams are distressing and drawn, his heart fails to bleed; the trashman rolls on. Pining for virtue, he clatters along, up Bully to Bigot, down Trollop to Spawn, past Conman and Cutthroat to Thirteenth and Greed. He steadies, caresses, and readies his steed. Virtue, indeed. The trashman rolls on. Okay. NOW CUT AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW TO READ HERO, A SPRAWLING, GROUNDBREAKING FANTASY FOR GROWNUPS IN TWO PARTS. (BUT YOU MUST CLICK ON THE PROVIDED LINK AT THE CONCLUSION OF PART ONE TO ACCESS PART TWO! THAT’S WHERE THIS TALE’S AMAZING RESOLUTION LIES. But please...intelligent, soulful readers only!) NOW HERE’S THAT LINK: https://allpoetry.com/poem/14922744-Hero---Part-One-by-Ron-Sanders Copyright 2020 by Ron Sanders. contact: [email protected]
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No I don't need a subject I just spit about my spit So open up that purdy mouth And you can have a taste of it Ye im sick Im tired Im ****** wired My brain is fried From all this **** And I've lived outside society Though it's technically impossible Somewhat withdrawn, morose, forlorn Nice midnight stroll **** on your lawn ********** on Your absence of a soul ****** mess And you've been told Witches brew, you know I see through you Devil's spawn Sprang from the earth Your just desserts Blood red alert Positive vibes man But you can't hide man Ye step outside man Won't let it slide Won't let it pass And you can call me an ******* You’re welcome I already know But as you know That's not all I know Now its show and tell time Hear me flow I'm on the outside looking in And what I see is ******* grim Ye you’ve got no soul left to sell And you revel in this ******* hell Dimensions cut right to your size But your empire of **** Is built on lies And I see the fear behind your eyes And I'm thinking maybe it's high time I joined the conversation Got my stomp boots on And plenty of libations And I never did have any patience But I was just so far removed Now I'm moving in Ye for the **** And I've got my sights ***** Set on you And I've lived outside society Though it's technically impossible Somewhat withdrawn, morose, forlorn And my best feature is my scorn And you wish you were never born But you were And so Here we are You spread your rot round near and far And I am one big human scar Fibrosis glowing in the dark ********* tell me I'm too sharp But I made a big Blunt object of my heart And I smash it off your little brain Now take the shame dope Take the shame
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Sep 14, 2018
Sep 14, 2018 at 3:25 PM UTC
Ye Olde Fibrosian Glow
No I don't need a subject I just spit about my spit So open up that purdy mouth And you can have a taste of it Ye im sick Im tired Im ****** wired My brain is fried From all this **** And I've lived outside society Though it's technically impossible Somewhat withdrawn, morose, forlorn Nice midnight stroll **** on your lawn ********** on Your absence of a soul ****** mess And you've been told Witches brew, you know I see through you Devil's spawn Sprang from the earth Your just desserts Blood red alert Positive vibes man But you can't hide man Ye step outside man Won't let it slide Won't let it pass And you can call me an ******* You’re welcome I already know But as you know That's not all I know Now its show and tell time Hear me flow I'm on the outside looking in And what I see is ******* grim Ye you’ve got no soul left to sell And you revel in this ******* hell Dimensions cut right to your size But your empire of **** Is built on lies And I see the fear behind your eyes And I'm thinking maybe it's high time I joined the conversation Got my stomp boots on And plenty of libations And I never did have any patience But I was just so far removed Now I'm moving in Ye for the **** And I've got my sights ***** Set on you And I've lived outside society Though it's technically impossible Somewhat withdrawn, morose, forlorn And my best feature is my scorn And you wish you were never born But you were And so Here we are You spread your rot round near and far And I am one big human scar Fibrosis glowing in the dark ********* tell me I'm too sharp But I made a big Blunt object of my heart And I smash it off your little brain Now take the shame dope Take the shame
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You gave me a tango, and watched me dance Till I collapse on the ground. No, I won't be good enough. But you gave me fale hope and watched me jump towards a bed of lies. You paid the bill. You laughed. You despised it all yet you smiled and watched on. I was a clown and you put me on the way your put on your Burberry then toss me aside once my heat gets too hot You were tough. You climbed out of that ******** and made your way to the top. My admiration and lust turned to a bitter cloud of ash and dust when you tossed me down from your cloud. You loved my skin colour more than me. So tell me when did french kisses and biting my lips became a sign of "I don't think this will ever work" And when will you ever learn, that only scumbags and ********* Fluently lead a girl on?
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May 19, 2018
May 19, 2018 at 6:39 PM UTC
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reasons not to read my poetry: 1. it does not use cutesy rhymes 2. it usually has more than four lines 3. doesn’t employ emojis, whistles, chimes 4. non-words in poetry, a serious punishable crime 5. ok ok ok!  cause you insist, occasionally sometimes 6. it trying hard not to be depressed, (bad ok, not sad!!) 7. usually not trite, though ‘fess, it is a never ending fight 8. oh dear, daisies so simple, mine, complicated, ‘jes a tad 9. requires periodic use of a dictionary, for words of 8 letters +++ 10. adjectives usually sensible, opposed to “croissant clouds” 11. free men write free verse, no need, don’t use f*k, sht 12. a poems shape is circumstantial, not circumferential 13. it’s a lot of work to get it shape shifted kerectly 14. go new, go bold, use heart + **** together 15. never recip nice comments, never fail 16. to send **** to ********* arrocan’ts 17. this is getting boring, nap time near 18. yada yada, you finish this!
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Jun 27, 2020
Jun 27, 2020 at 12:20 PM UTC
reasons not to read my poetry
. For CHRIST sakes man Put down your ***** for a moment And think ! Just what the hell is comin down !! •• All we got is a bunch a ********* And their Barby Doll Girls •• ( playin house ! ) •• When what we want is someone real //// Someone with integrity /:/ /:/ Where is the road to the hill ? The scented stream ? The sacred waterfall ? Where the damsal with the love in her Eye ? The Holy Mother ? The Warrior ? :/: Even if we have to die LET US LIVE WITH GRACE ABD DIGNITY C
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Sep 16, 2016
Sep 16, 2016 at 2:14 AM UTC
... & then you just gotta show up or the whole thing is ruined ...
Bad managers like bad management should be seen as absurd. Is that a Victorian adage? if so it also seems right for this day and age. I've seen them come through the school of ' I can run it' and they quickly run things into the ground. Glad I'm not one of them or seen as one of them although once I was one of them until other vices took over. So I know what I'm talking about when  I say, get these ********* out and pull in somebody new.
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Oct 3, 2017
Oct 3, 2017 at 10:50 AM UTC
The big top show