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In Mrs. Schmutz’s first grade class In nineteen sixty-two I took a babe for show and tell DelRae, that babe was you! I held you up for all to see Then passed you down the aisle The little girls all ooh-ed and ah-ed To see your toothless smile The little boys were less impressed Until you passed some gas Then thought you were the coolest kid In Mrs. Schmutz’s class! You seemed to like the accolades And shot a little spray Mi amigos that ain’t nada Is what you seemed to say! The teacher ran to wipe it up All frantic and befuddled Then slipped and fell right in that spot Where you, DelRae, had puddled! The girls giggled girlishly The boys let out a roar The principal came striding in Take that and raise you four! You burped a *** of curdled milk Torpedoed in his eye I don’t recall another time I’ve seen a grown man cry! He banned you from that first grade class I guess his pride was smarted ‘Cuz you were kicked out of that school And hadn’t even started! Some fifty years have come and gone Since all that stuff you did So Happy Birthday, DelRae Scott! You’re still the coolest kid!
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 4:29 PM UTC
jeanelle-averett
The Happy Birthday Poem
In Mrs. Schmutz’s first grade class In nineteen sixty-two I took a babe for show and tell DelRae, that babe was you! I held you up for all to see Then passed you down the aisle The little girls all ooh-ed and ah-ed To see your toothless smile The little boys were less impressed Until you passed some gas Then thought you were the coolest kid In Mrs. Schmutz’s class! You seemed to like the accolades And shot a little spray Mi amigos that ain’t nada Is what you seemed to say! The teacher ran to wipe it up All frantic and befuddled Then slipped and fell right in that spot Where you, DelRae, had puddled! The girls giggled girlishly The boys let out a roar The principal came striding in Take that and raise you four! You burped a *** of curdled milk Torpedoed in his eye I don’t recall another time I’ve seen a grown man cry! He banned you from that first grade class I guess his pride was smarted ‘Cuz you were kicked out of that school And hadn’t even started! Some fifty years have come and gone Since all that stuff you did So Happy Birthday, DelRae Scott! You’re still the coolest kid!
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