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Nyaituga May 2019
You guys are doing great. You're brave enough to ask the questions that we never could. But I wonder, have you tugged at the strings just a little too hard, for a little too long? Everything's unravelling, now we're all tangled and torn. Hey, I wonder, could you tone it down just a little? Take a break? Give us a minute? I'm dizzy.
Jacob Oates Jun 2014
If you're waiting for the meaning of life to hit you

like a bolt of lightning out of the sky

you're better off starting your own power plant.

What's the meaning of the carrot in your fridge?

Why doesn't anyone ask that?

What is the meaning of a 130 billion dollar deficit?

How do we still have rich people when we're in a deficit?

Life is a stretch of time that we can experience

Time is money

therefore life is money

Money has no real value other than what we ascribe to it

The reason "in god we trust" wasn't taken off the bill

Is because money doesn't exist without faith

So keep your receipts folks, especially all the deconstructionists

the anarchists

the cynics

the greasy ***** and the self aggrandized miscreants

I love you confused ******* people
Mateuš Conrad May 2017
your citizens don't get to school me... as neither your government to demand a democracy export, esp. if your citizens start behaving in a dictatorial manner! no wonder other nations tell you to *******... start schooling me? huh?! want a punch or a puncture? what's with this post-colonial fetishism of branding other europeans lesser, than their supposedly "integrated" pakistani friends? oh well done; clap clap clap, clap... clap

you don't get to export democracy to other countries,
and then allow your citizens to be dictatorial
in schooling others that come to these lands
and allow these lands to prosper...
  who the **** are these brats? they're not brits...
they're *brats
!
             just because of this, that and the other,
implies that you have, power over me?
          you feel like you're in charge?
                          well.. **** me... have the recent
events lullaby you to "sleep"...
                                  i'm isolating a part of europe,
the new alliance, not poles with lithuanians,
but with the hungarians,
if i hear of an attack on these new bound lands...
tomorrow i'll hear, skulls being crushed
by a bite of populist solidarity...
                      and that's... what you... only dream of!
and only have the *****, to speak of such dreams...
in h'america; seriously, take your *****,
and start flushing them into a mincer;
perhaps by then, your tongue might be edible enough,
for the ears to listen to; right now i seem to see
western intellectuals, having a **** for a tongue,
just like in the 1960s france, with the deconstructionists;
**** me, if i want a nail bomb's worth of
language shrapnel... i'll just blah blah, sheepishly b'aah
(there seriously needs to be a diacritical mark,
prescribed in such instances, to enforce the capacity to
  stutter).

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