"debator" poems - Hello Poetry

Questions Please Put up a question please Throw me a question please Question, any question Burning or sensational big or small or silly easy or tough or absurd hypothetical or factual All questions are invited. Only and only questions No Answers at all As I already have answers I have answers to all the questions that ever existed, but ceased to exist today. I have the answers to prevailing questions that are making us crazy day by day I even have the answers to the questions which are still in the future's belly waiting to be born one day in this beautiful and ugly world Questions please All sorts of questions May be from geography or philosophy Or from religion to defence studies It may be from medical science or history Or from space research too Animal husbandry is no taboo Questions on skydiving are also welcome Politics is my all-time favourite although I can answer sports or adventure Questions on corruption are also solicited You can ask on oceanography or calligraphy too I know everything, literally everything but neither I am 'Google' nor 'Bing' I am not even 'Duck Duck Go' nor I claim to be 'Baidu' I guessed your question. You are wondering – "Who am I?" It's very-very simple Man! I am a nasty spokesperson from the ruling party I may be found mostly in television debates as a panelist, as a debator, as a joker as a disturbing element, as a liar as a person making hue and cries You may or may not like my answers, but, please like me, please love me Raise slogans for me, Praise me Make me famous, make me a celebrity But even if you dislike me I don't care, I have my media I have my own followers I also own a troll army I train them perfectly I pay them heavily I spend too much on News media and Social media I have my own trustworthy mob who is always ready for violence anytime and anywhere at any cost whatsoever Beware, I am from the ruling party I inherit a complete readymade system of Investigating agencies, Ready to book anyone on false and frivolous grounds. And it will take years to prove innocence Innocence may be proved, may be disproved This also depends on Money, Power and Links Or the nasty arithmetic of alliance with us in future So if you still chose to dislike me It's your choice, but wait I can still become a minister Or even a prime minister I have the quality to lure voters I have the answers to all the questions That ever existed or are existing Or that are stilling waiting to be born.

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Jan 7, 2019

Jan 7, 2019 at 2:16 AM UTC

shivppal

Questions Please

Questions Please Put up a question please Throw me a question please Question, any question Burning or sensational big or small or silly easy or tough or absurd hypothetical or factual All questions are invited. Only and only questions No Answers at all As I already have answers I have answers to all the questions that ever existed, but ceased to exist today. I have the answers to prevailing questions that are making us crazy day by day I even have the answers to the questions which are still in the future's belly waiting to be born one day in this beautiful and ugly world Questions please All sorts of questions May be from geography or philosophy Or from religion to defence studies It may be from medical science or history Or from space research too Animal husbandry is no taboo Questions on skydiving are also welcome Politics is my all-time favourite although I can answer sports or adventure Questions on corruption are also solicited You can ask on oceanography or calligraphy too I know everything, literally everything but neither I am 'Google' nor 'Bing' I am not even 'Duck Duck Go' nor I claim to be 'Baidu' I guessed your question. You are wondering – "Who am I?" It's very-very simple Man! I am a nasty spokesperson from the ruling party I may be found mostly in television debates as a panelist, as a debator, as a joker as a disturbing element, as a liar as a person making hue and cries You may or may not like my answers, but, please like me, please love me Raise slogans for me, Praise me Make me famous, make me a celebrity But even if you dislike me I don't care, I have my media I have my own followers I also own a troll army I train them perfectly I pay them heavily I spend too much on News media and Social media I have my own trustworthy mob who is always ready for violence anytime and anywhere at any cost whatsoever Beware, I am from the ruling party I inherit a complete readymade system of Investigating agencies, Ready to book anyone on false and frivolous grounds. And it will take years to prove innocence Innocence may be proved, may be disproved This also depends on Money, Power and Links Or the nasty arithmetic of alliance with us in future So if you still chose to dislike me It's your choice, but wait I can still become a minister Or even a prime minister I have the quality to lure voters I have the answers to all the questions That ever existed or are existing Or that are stilling waiting to be born.

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THEY SAY they want to be different, greater don't they realize to their own words they're a traitor? THEY SAY they're a debator, educator, investigator, negotiator but how? how can they be so different when they all say the same things? how can they be so ignorantly hypocritical? love everyone they say whist full of hatred hang out with your friends they say when alone in bed you never talk to me they say although they've never tried go outside they say from deep inside get off your phone they say while on the computer just be nice they say when they're actually a persecutor THEY SAY so much and do so little want to become more while becoming less they guess it's a success when they oppress but it's just a mess THEY SAY things they should be saying to themselves to us but we are all people too, not slaves to command or objects to discuss THEY SAY this and that and everything but I say N O T H I N G for it is better to say nothing at all than to participate in the parade of puppets who profusely preach phony phrases. I'd rather remain silent than take part in this cacophonous, hypocritical, ignorant, perfunctory mess that we call s o c i e t y.

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Sep 14, 2016

Sep 14, 2016 at 9:51 PM UTC

samanthapage

THEY SAY

THEY SAY they want to be different, greater don't they realize to their own words they're a traitor? THEY SAY they're a debator, educator, investigator, negotiator but how? how can they be so different when they all say the same things? how can they be so ignorantly hypocritical? love everyone they say whist full of hatred hang out with your friends they say when alone in bed you never talk to me they say although they've never tried go outside they say from deep inside get off your phone they say while on the computer just be nice they say when they're actually a persecutor THEY SAY so much and do so little want to become more while becoming less they guess it's a success when they oppress but it's just a mess THEY SAY things they should be saying to themselves to us but we are all people too, not slaves to command or objects to discuss THEY SAY this and that and everything but I say N O T H I N G for it is better to say nothing at all than to participate in the parade of puppets who profusely preach phony phrases. I'd rather remain silent than take part in this cacophonous, hypocritical, ignorant, perfunctory mess that we call s o c i e t y.

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by James Bruce You’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a Millard Filmore, You’re the top! You’re the Girls of Gilmore, You’re lucidity’s not Huckabee’s weird views, You’re an immigrator, A great debator, You’re not Ted Cruz! You’re the style, Of a Ronald Reagan, You’re the smile of a foxxy Megyn, Were you Hillary, you’d be pilloried, and flop! But if Donald, Ailes’s the bottom, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re the Wall of China, You’re the top! You’re acute angina, You’re hyperbole that’s a felony in Queens, You’re Rand Paul’s mama, Barack Obama, You’re full of beans! You’re the star, Of the G.O.P. camp, You’re a jam on a Christie bridge ramp, I’m a crippling loan, a Roger Stone, a flop! But if baby, Jeb’s sunk lower, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a well-coiffed dandy, You’re the top! Your hair’s cotton candy, You’re assets vast that cast a glow of Trumpf You’re a Carly visage, The Greenwich Village, You’re Friedrich Drumpf! You’re demure, You’re a friend of pollsters, You’re the spur on some heels with holsters I’m not fit to race, too commonplace, a sop! But if Donald, I’m rock bottom, you’re the top!

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Oct 1, 2016

Oct 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM UTC

james-bruce

If Cole Porter Met the Donald

by James Bruce You’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a Millard Filmore, You’re the top! You’re the Girls of Gilmore, You’re lucidity’s not Huckabee’s weird views, You’re an immigrator, A great debator, You’re not Ted Cruz! You’re the style, Of a Ronald Reagan, You’re the smile of a foxxy Megyn, Were you Hillary, you’d be pilloried, and flop! But if Donald, Ailes’s the bottom, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re the Wall of China, You’re the top! You’re acute angina, You’re hyperbole that’s a felony in Queens, You’re Rand Paul’s mama, Barack Obama, You’re full of beans! You’re the star, Of the G.O.P. camp, You’re a jam on a Christie bridge ramp, I’m a crippling loan, a Roger Stone, a flop! But if baby, Jeb’s sunk lower, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a well-coiffed dandy, You’re the top! Your hair’s cotton candy, You’re assets vast that cast a glow of Trumpf You’re a Carly visage, The Greenwich Village, You’re Friedrich Drumpf! You’re demure, You’re a friend of pollsters, You’re the spur on some heels with holsters I’m not fit to race, too commonplace, a sop! But if Donald, I’m rock bottom, you’re the top!

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