"cumquat" poems
***Please use caution in reading. If you are easily offended ****** hell, don't even begin to read.***
first there was one that turned to three
indeed their swill does give a thrill
If you can't laugh
Then dear don't read
For these three are a gas
As they sit upon their *****
"banana-arse, pindick, douche-mouth and ***********
"Mucktub, shitswill, tittledick and butt-flocker"
"pencil **** turtle *** and ********
All of these one by one
all in jest
all in fun
Some get offended
Righteously indignant
Cries of outrage
Forever judged nitwits
**** ***** twits, ***** and tricks"
"farts, ***** monkeys, and cream"
"nut-nurse, wet-nurse, and cursed ****
Words of fun and pun
Things that make one laugh and squeal
Those that spit out this swill
Are surely needing some soap to chill
******** trichdick, drippingmonkey"
"clicksucker, buttflucker, hosesucker"
****** hell, bladdermouth, cumquat"
Which of these do describe the three
As they spill their load
On each page of our woes
An ode to the three
Keep on your spree
I myself enjoy thee..............
Wish only that I could be as funny
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Please do not repeat without being trained by a professional dirt talker
This can be dangerous and can cause permanent damage to the cerebral cortex. Any cost from damages is paid strictly by the damaged not the writers.
If symptoms occur please get to the nearest mental institution
Where you will be placed in a straight jacket in a padded room
Until we can determine no permanent damage has been caused by this shitswill
Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM UTC
While jaye threw to stephanie's house, shane was brainstorming a tropicana plan. jaye the Brendon Urie's toilet decided to go for a shipping. shane and his friend cat, a cumquat, met jaye at Texas. cat snatched jaye's a ball, his most prized possession. jaye BANGARANG, but shane just laughed and said, ""your mother"". shane and cat married away, leaving jaye stranded. jaye dropped to the ground and EEK CHUK BEEK BANG. He was very confuzzled.
Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC
**** that guy and his silly little flat hat, and his god **** drunken chants.
Yeah, **** his dysfunctional mother for raising him like that, that twisted little ****
Hell if I had a chance I'd probably go back in time and punch his alcoholic father right in the cumquat.
**** him and the way he uses his women, what an ***
He probably learned all that when his parents weren't around and he had all that time to pass.
Wish I could go back and kick some sense into his little lame ass
Look at him crushing all those beers with his dude-bros out on his little fratty patio.
Look at him trying to be all complex taking those art classes about 'Versachio,' or some Italian piece of **** playshow.
**** him for his cat calls and his belligerent ego, **** him for being such a jewel covered under miles of limestone.
For being interested in art and love, crowded in the corner of a house he can't even call home.
**** him for wanting to be accepted and admired instead of being alone.
**** me.
Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC