systematized philistinism
aesthetic appeal to reason; ingenuity
iniquity within crusadery, crusadery within violence
right versus wrong versus up versus down versus christ versus jam versus peanut butter-
ceaseless competition of egoism within protectorate instincts
totemic defense of ideals 
burn the effigy of the opposing party via verbose roastery
point at fingers
pointed at moon
hapless the artist, 
and hapless the pragmatist
and hapless the sodden fool ye who wish to knows better
haplessly holier than thou