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Sons of the soil. Daughters of the soil. Wake up and rejoice, for its the day of your heritage. Celebrate your culture, for it is your privilege. You are Africa, Africa is you. A nation so diverse and true. A real rainbow nation. Deeply rooted in our tradition. Nna ke mo Tswana, ebile ke motlotlo ka bo Tswana bame. Nna ke mo Pedi, ebile ka ikgantsha ka go nna mo Pedi. Mna ndi ngum Xhosa, ubona nje, ndiyazi dla ngo buXhosa bam. Mina ngi ngum Zulu qobo, futhi ngiyazi qhenya. On this day, remember who you are. On this day, commemorate who you are. Take pride in your true identity. Let there be peace and serenity. In South Africa our land. Together may we all stand. Le ga ole moTswana wa Afrika. Noba ungu m'Xhosa wase Afrika. Le ha ole mo Sotho wa Afrika Borwa. Are rataneng. Masi thandaneni. On this day, speak your mother tounge. On this day, sing your clan song. A moTswana eme a kgibe. UmXhosa maka phakame axhentse. UmZulu maka sukume agide. A moPedi a emelle bine. Sons of the soil. Daughters of the soil. Wake up and rejoice, for its the day of your heritage. Celebrate your culture, for it is your privilege.
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Sep 24, 2019
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:57 AM UTC
Happy Heritage Day South Africa
His army perched above in trees, Watching the front become a feast, Who wins, care not, in the least? "The cawing clan of Koronos..." The thousands black they view the fight, Staying late for supper -feeding at night... Picking tender morsels in illumed moon-light, "Swarthy minions of King Koronos!" Corvid follow Man wherever he may go, Feathery tomes of knowledge their treasure trove, The messengers in the House of Jove... "His static barbizon Aves; Koronos!" There are many kings who come and go, Becoming part and parcel in a wicked show, But none of them will ever match the Crow... "Engrosser of the dead; Koronos!" *
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Jun 30, 2016
Jun 30, 2016 at 2:02 PM UTC
King Crow
I am from VapoRub, From Goya And morisoñando. I am from the traffic And loud horns, From the Caribbean heat, And the city lights, From the buildings And the towers. I am from the palm trees And the coconut trees, Dancing bachata And merengue In the beach, From yaniqueque Y plátano, From tostones And fish. I am from Sunday gatherings And loud family members, From Jose, Maria, and Primos, And the hardworking Payamps clan. I am from the Madera’s baseball team, From Canó, Sosa, y Ortiz, From the long summer rides To ***** Cana And Samana’s beach. From “work hard Cause life is not easy” And “family before friends.” From Christianity And Saturday morning sermons, From God is good And He brings joy. I am from Santo Domingo And Monción, From Santiago And Spanish ancestors, From mangú con salami, From rice and beans. From the grandpa Who owns the village Surrounded by Chickens, cows, and bulls, From the business owner And the well known uncles In my hometown. I am from the only flag With a bible. From the red, blue And white. From the most beautiful Island in the Caribbean, From Quisqueya y Libertad. I am from the Dominican Republic, The country that holds The people I love and Miss the most. I am from the Little Paris box I keep next to my bed, Filled with precious Gifts and letters That make me feel A little closer To them.
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Aug 18, 2017
Aug 18, 2017 at 11:54 AM UTC
"Where I'm From"
Good-by, proud world, I'm going home, Thou'rt not my friend, and I'm not thine; Long through thy weary crowds I roam; A river-ark on the ocean brine, Long I've been tossed like the driven foam, But now, proud world, I'm going home. Good-by to Flattery's fawning face, To Grandeur, with his wise grimace, To upstart Wealth's averted eye, To supple Office low and high, To crowded halls, to court, and street, To frozen hearts, and hasting feet, To those who go, and those who come, Good-by, proud world, I'm going home. I'm going to my own hearth-stone Bosomed in yon green hills, alone, A secret nook in a pleasant land, Whose groves the frolic fairies planned; Where arches green the livelong day Echo the blackbird's roundelay, And ****** feet have never trod A spot that is sacred to thought and God. Oh, when I am safe in my sylvan home, I tread on the pride of Greece and Rome; And when I am stretched beneath the pines Where the evening star so holy shines, I laugh at the lore and the pride of man, At the sophist schools, and the learned clan; For what are they all in their high conceit, When man in the bush with God may meet.
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Good-by
All you have to offer me is broken English but what you get in return is a broken heart! "Hi cute pic u me friend?" you ping me randomly; I am sorry dude,my picture didn't respond! Not just you,but all the guys from your clan have a typical dressing style that I can note from your photos. A smug face,bright colored clothes,unkempt hair; cigarette burnt lips and alcohol shot eyes! Don't judge me, I am just sharing my observation but I appreciate your perseverance of sending multiple messages! "Hey u","Reply and expect* me","Don't put scene^","Fraandship#??","Change new pic" and all I could think of is "Not happening bro!!" Wondering why I wrote this ode to you?! You are a hero man! An unsung hero in your own world! When science and technology advances,when countries and continents fight and make up all you can think of is this random girl who is ignoring you!Talk about goal-oriented!! You have a dumpy old computer with an internet connection and a Facebook account and you want to have girls who you don't even know;You are more ambitious than Shakespeare's Brutus! You get irritated looks from all the girls you stalk, Yet you are unaffected as you never get to know that!! I envy your spirit, I envy your hard-work!! Burning the midnight oil to get ignored by girls you don't even know! Though you stalk this much, in reality you are shy to even talk! You are a mystery, a dark knight I might say!! Whatever anyone says, I know you wont give up!! You are a big challenge for all those privacy setting developers, you creep and crawl through the web so much and still you always remain -A random stalker!!
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
An ode to the random online stalker ;)
All you have to offer me is broken English but what you get in return is a broken heart! "Hi cute pic u me friend?" you ping me randomly; I am sorry dude,my picture didn't respond! Not just you,but all the guys from your clan have a typical dressing style that I can note from your photos. A smug face,bright colored clothes,unkempt hair; cigarette burnt lips and alcohol shot eyes! Don't judge me, I am just sharing my observation but I appreciate your perseverance of sending multiple messages! "Hey u","Reply and expect* me","Don't put scene^","Fraandship#??","Change new pic" and all I could think of is "Not happening bro!!" Wondering why I wrote this ode to you?! You are a hero man! An unsung hero in your own world! When science and technology advances,when countries and continents fight and make up all you can think of is this random girl who is ignoring you!Talk about goal-oriented!! You have a dumpy old computer with an internet connection and a Facebook account and you want to have girls who you don't even know;You are more ambitious than Shakespeare's Brutus! You get irritated looks from all the girls you stalk, Yet you are unaffected as you never get to know that!! I envy your spirit, I envy your hard-work!! Burning the midnight oil to get ignored by girls you don't even know! Though you stalk this much, in reality you are shy to even talk! You are a mystery, a dark knight I might say!! Whatever anyone says, I know you wont give up!! You are a big challenge for all those privacy setting developers, you creep and crawl through the web so much and still you always remain -A random stalker!!
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A melancholy ***** we came to adore in mournful tone, finish the tale abruptly and sob, uncontrollably; "Memories of my melancholy ****** including "Love in the times of cholera" are now part of our folklore, this land of cashew groves and banana plantations in  Indian landscape, far far away from Latin American shores. Her lascivious days are over death visits the house of love, blood splattered and a haunt of dark happenings, that begets children with tails, shame, honor and secrets creep out of manuscripts. Gabo is no more, no more"Living to tell the tale" the Part Two, promised before. Gabriel Garcia Marquez, after three false starts goes to his final abode for rest, now. A coded manuscript, written in in classical Sanskrit, (the language of all divine texts of Indian sages of yore) scripted by the mysterious gypsy,Melquiades predicts the wipe out of Buendia clan of five generations Torrential rain and deluge engulf Macondo, ends "One hundred years of solitude". Gabo you point towards east what is the answer to the conundrum of Buendias? In Mexico city they were preparing to take  Gabo to his last ride to the origin of all magical realism he'd return In a land far away, yet exactly the same landscape as Latin Americas we grieve his death as that of one of our own Gabo, in past thirty years, you mysteriously taught us to discern the magical realism of cosmos
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Apr 19, 2014
Apr 19, 2014 at 12:35 PM UTC
Adieu, dear Gabo, now we'll see your magical realism in cosmic wonders
‘We live with forest’ and ‘forest live with us’! Tallest tree of the forest is the symbol of our hope, The Python is our messenger of past, Blossoming flower of grassland are our depiction of smile, Birds are the our fortune teller, Earthworms are our marker, Butterflies are our messenger of worship, We design our life with them, They are our image of clan and family, We can’t live without them, Our aspiration is tuned with their respiration, We are cheerful with them! *** Now, out of the blue, you arrived and say we are poor! So, you will build industry for us and give job to us! But for that, You occupy our land, our forest, our friends and respiration, We never thought! ‘You are such a pitiable’ That you can’t build anything without our forest, But you say, ‘we are poor’! **** Please, go away from our blessed place Don’t wipe out our friend! We are rich and happy with the blessing of our friend There is no need of your industry, Please go away Leave us alone we will design our destination.
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 5:30 PM UTC
Depart and vacate our forest!
She, a cavernous champagne glass, he, a weary pony, who ate the neighbor's grass-- her name Ms. Wesson, his name Mr. Smith, they died on a slow Tuesday-- and stop looking Wesson clan, if looking for a lesson. Mid-afternoon midst a love bent 69 Mr. Smith and Ms. Wesson committed murder-suicide-- Mr. Smith turned from a man back into a stain, Ms. Wesson turned from a woman back into a chain. And the artist-in-neighborhood did rejoice, subject matter for a painting to hang above his licorice-colored memorial of a prisoner dove. And the police did gossip, was it love? was it *********** What a fine piece of *** that could be living. And it took the families two weeks to find out, they wiped their feet on dead leaves, daydreamt open caskets and planted juniper seeds. Talk of another woman, talk of another man, but God himself would tell you, they were simply bored of each other's drugs, they were simply bored of each other's barrels, so, they barred each other from being, and headed west on erosion's dime.
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Sep 9, 2012
Sep 9, 2012 at 8:31 PM UTC
oil paintings of ****** picnics
A haunting stare with a serious note Originates in a lad just thirteen Ready to command or to set to task Obedient, mature, and quick to rule More comfortable with adults than peers An old soul has he, loves cars from the past Collects Civil War relics and antiques Spends most his time reading and researching Reads historical fiction, lost in time Analyzes plants, insects, and ol' coins He could be described like Chaucer's Cleric "And gladly would he learn, and gladly teach." He desires, especially, silver Yet, gold and ex-presidents faces too Protects younger members of his small clan Only his hand will be attacking foe It might be his fine grades, his quirk or two That humbles his parents. Proudly they stand And admire their first born miracle A babe no more, his age will meet his soul.
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Jan 2, 2013
Jan 2, 2013 at 7:11 PM UTC
First Born ( Blank Verse)
Tentpole, stature tall and strong and Firmly placed between the thin sheets Members of the boy scouts, boy clan Flames extinguished, his body heats At dawn it rises, makes me wake ******* for the fire he gathers Morning wood, embers of the stakes Soon home; disapproving Fathers Morning **** calls, but we're busy Pack our bags, get all the work done Juice of life makes me quite dizzy Mem'ries of our weekend of fun I'll be dish and spoon to your spoon Spend nights together o'er the moon
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May 5, 2015
May 5, 2015 at 6:47 AM UTC
Camp Boy
Though authors are a dreadful clan To be avoided if you can, I'd like to meet the Indian, M. Anantanarayanan. I picture him as short and tan. We'd meet, perhaps, in Hindustan. I'd say, with admirable elan , "Ah, Anantanarayanan -- I've heard of you. The Times once ran A notice on your novel, an Unusual tale of God and Man." And Anantanarayanan Would seat me on a lush divan And read his name -- that sumptuous span Of 'a's and 'n's more lovely than "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan" -- Aloud to me all day. I plan Henceforth to be an ardent fan of Anantanarayanan -- M. Anantanarayanan.
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I Missed His Book, But I Read His Name
One winter night The wind blows with its might She walks alone through the wood Her name’s Little Red Riding Hood The willow trees along the forest trail Sway their empty branches and wail And afar, the white bright moon Tries hard to shine like it were noon “I will eat you”, the whisper sounded near Sending her into a state of fear Holding her basket she spun around Only to see darkness from the sky to the ground Awake and alert, she waited a moment Her fast beating heart giving her a torment To go on or to go back, she couldn’t decide How she wished her mother by her side The wolf couldn’t wait to claim his food So he started to plan how he could For he knew which way she’s heading to It’s probably the route earlier too The wolf figured out a plan He wouldn’t share this to his clan So he ran and ran and wait for her at her granny’s place But here comes the twist in this tale For Riding Hood is a modern child And the wolf is still traditional and wild Riding Hood reached for her cellphone, and placed a call Calling her granny in no time at all “Im scared, Im going home”, she cried It was a failed effort, but she tried A wise decision, granny couldn't agree more Soon, there was a knock on the door “Whos that?”, Granny asked “Red Riding Hood”, his voice was masked What an impostor Posing as her granddaughter Granny picked up her whistle and blew it hard Down came running the guard Before he knew it, he was put in a sack What a pity, the wolf became a catch In a mere mobile phone He found his match.
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Oct 18, 2015
Oct 18, 2015 at 11:37 AM UTC
Little Red Riding Hood; Twisted
One winter night The wind blows with its might She walks alone through the wood Her name’s Little Red Riding Hood The willow trees along the forest trail Sway their empty branches and wail And afar, the white bright moon Tries hard to shine like it were noon “I will eat you”, the whisper sounded near Sending her into a state of fear Holding her basket she spun around Only to see darkness from the sky to the ground Awake and alert, she waited a moment Her fast beating heart giving her a torment To go on or to go back, she couldn’t decide How she wished her mother by her side The wolf couldn’t wait to claim his food So he started to plan how he could For he knew which way she’s heading to It’s probably the route earlier too The wolf figured out a plan He wouldn’t share this to his clan So he ran and ran and wait for her at her granny’s place But here comes the twist in this tale For Riding Hood is a modern child And the wolf is still traditional and wild Riding Hood reached for her cellphone, and placed a call Calling her granny in no time at all “Im scared, Im going home”, she cried It was a failed effort, but she tried A wise decision, granny couldn't agree more Soon, there was a knock on the door “Whos that?”, Granny asked “Red Riding Hood”, his voice was masked What an impostor Posing as her granddaughter Granny picked up her whistle and blew it hard Down came running the guard Before he knew it, he was put in a sack What a pity, the wolf became a catch In a mere mobile phone He found his match.
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Duck Dynasty has been replaced by the folks at “A” & “E”. we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot to Zeus and company. It’s felt the morals of Zeus ‘clan Reflect the zeitgeist better. Zeus is fond of little boys, Swans, and shapely heifers. Hera, his wife, of all her kids, loves Artemis the most. Apollo and Athena Leave no room for the “Holy ghost” Dionysus will do well while hawking wine and beer. Though Polyphemus freaks me out Fans say he is a dear. So tune in for the Sausage fest And watch the hunt for ****** The role of Ganymede has been cast- He’s played by Justin Bieber.
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Dec 22, 2013
Dec 22, 2013 at 12:28 PM UTC
Zeus and Company
Vines crawling on the old mottled wall fog bypassing the fence enveloping the entire chalet the mystic sky over the castle a lightning awakening the gloomy valley ghosts and goblins floating around extinguishing white candles a witch with a broom the silver haired wizard in a black hat standing in the darkness of spells the enchanted princess sleeping in the black chalet prince charming leading a team of knights sinister roses blooming quietly spitting murky fog tongues of flames light up the dark tunnel the prince kills the bloodthirsty bats witches and a clan of phantoms the prince kisses to wake the princess who’s been asleep for a millenium.
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May 18, 2015
May 18, 2015 at 12:46 PM UTC
Video game
A dark past, also my last. memory, of my family. my beloved brother, killed my father and mother. my clan too, and someone knew. He only spared me, and then he flea'd, Leaving me, without my family. the love i had for him turned to hate, I awoke my sharingan by the time i was 8. my goal and objective was to **** him with my own hand, then i could avenge my family and my clan. we were close and we played, By my side he always stayed. I looked up to and wanted to be like him, but my chances back then were looking quiet slim. a prodigy indeed, left my heart to bleed. filled me with hate, I just had to wait. Lonely I use to be, my beloved brother took my family from me. I wondered why he murdered our clan, I wondered if this was always his plan. the brother i remember was always kind, Or was i just simply blind. one day when Im stronger, when i can fight for even longer. Ill be ready to **** he, the one who killed our family.
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Feb 7, 2015
Feb 7, 2015 at 10:40 PM UTC
Sasuke
A white man, he made a plan, to make a clan, only white man. And this white man, he made a plan, to rule the land, with his white clan. In a world of fools, racism rules. It's for the weak mind, the bane of mankind. The KKK, that was their name, they showed no shame, enjoyed their game. Enjoyed their fame, they received for their game, and they showed no shame, the KKK. In a world of fools, racism rules. It's for the weak mind, the bane of mankind. Society has gone too far, racism is all wrong. Society has gone too far, racism is all wrong.
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Dec 19, 2011
Dec 19, 2011 at 9:40 PM UTC
The White Clan
If wishes could be measure, Clem would have reign in wealth, Before he had a date with death. Poverty battled with him with all pleasure. In the tribulation, all his gray eyes saw was a jubilating future. In my clan, the death are kings, Their testimony barely bear guilts, Tales of that of dove and angelic. In these imperfect world, they are made perfect and heroic. That of clem wasn't different, No hair suspected him of having a great for a kin, Who in death embraced him to a golden casket, in Italian suit, shoes and a cow killed. His burial got what he never begged for in hundred fold Hmm! A late beggar decorated more than a groom to a royal fold. As all gathered round his six feet for a final bye, The in prophesied happened, Clem breath resurrected and all flee, Even the priest, men, women and their kids. Clem awoke into a dream, Agitating against mankind and why array of fortune should perish with a beggar like him, While there are countless beings escaping death each dawn in perpetual poverty. Griefs stricken for his old him, He rose, undertook his golden casket, sold it and became a king.
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Dec 21, 2013
Dec 21, 2013 at 7:04 PM UTC
Perfect Resurrection
I tromped across North America a few years back Following the Mayan Elders Listening to the powerful Lakota Brothers sing songs of mourning and joy Building community I was following a White Cherokee We created clan I was motivated by the teachings of the Anishinaabe And represented Thunderbird Clan We stopped in sacred spaces such as Serpent's Mound And Cahokia Mounds We peered briefly through the veil; Samhain I followed the red path and eventually found I had always been on it I met Hopi and Navajo elder's And my friend Sea, a pipe carrier brewed a special tea I was gifted tobacco that had been grown from seeds Recovered from an iceman's medicine bag She transmuted the ancient tobacco into a tea By folding it into a sweetgrass and cedar brew Sea gave it to me in a basic stainless steel carafe Every time we drained the carafe I refilled it and the essence was just as powerful as the previous brew When I finally caught up with the Lakota brother's in Sedona Their voices were raw We all were I shared the tea with them So much magic on that journey The joy on those brothers faces as the tea reached their throats I gave them the carafe and told them It was the gift that keeps on giving Their thankfulness has been the gift that keeps on giving
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Oct 5, 2014
Oct 5, 2014 at 11:48 PM UTC
The Red Thread
You slay my clan so i hate you But whats this feeling deep inside? I will end you elder brother. This is about more than pride I've heard the stories and believed the lies But I see it in your eyes You staged this whole thing and for what reason? As far as we know you comitted treason. So I'll take you down just watch me. But part of me misses my brother, Itachi
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May 10, 2015
May 10, 2015 at 2:35 PM UTC
Itachi
I have left, pig-mudding drunk, having sipped from stock to stock on fraying cheer, stages. I have stood in foreign basements; sweaty cellars of youth; begot by attitude breeding spaces of the hip; drawn circles searching for love in recreating nonsense: a silly pupil, moon-eyed, out of breathe. I have heard them quack, reveal their cords; heard them whisper a thousand and one secrets, heard them deconstruct their circumstances as pilgrims, penniless and sick. I have their memories now, an image of a depressed, ass-imprinted pillow soaked in liquor and a feeling of nausea where ribs sleep on this couch tonight, every night. I have heard one refute the weight of living, ****** on the banks of his best friends hospitality, and thought How much is it worth? And I have envied every **** greasy pored hipster, the ones fixing on makingitnew now kind of clan; stared blankly at fashion, a culture back door where pink fish scales sparkle high from runway halters to the tops of grown men, bearded and chesty. And your mothers pearls sit, not your mother’s pearls but your mother’s, mother’s pearls, that old world clout ornamented around those hairy ******* Oh yes, I have seen men become peacocks, charmed animals of ********** seen them teeth at discourse in the noise they create, wide-mouthed and pointed; I have seen them masked like frantic felines: wooly bully cats trying-to-roll their own meter, their tobacco stained black charcoal over soft bricked lips quiver to their beats: those painted lemmingings, without a parachute: kamikaze felons. I have desired absolute sterility: white china, in the egg of a toilet bowl I spewed out, shut-up my exuberance for the night; sorry-pleaded my resolutions to gag out the naughty nouns in my life. I have quit; turned in my lust for performing the lioness, paw-licking, snarly creature: the predator of my youth, and now, I am pretty-headed, tamed in bath oils and schedules; a spotted fox, in plain view, one medium-sized mammal getting by.
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Feb 3, 2013
Feb 3, 2013 at 5:05 PM UTC
From the Barn
I have left, pig-mudding drunk, having sipped from stock to stock on fraying cheer, stages. I have stood in foreign basements; sweaty cellars of youth; begot by attitude breeding spaces of the hip; drawn circles searching for love in recreating nonsense: a silly pupil, moon-eyed, out of breathe. I have heard them quack, reveal their cords; heard them whisper a thousand and one secrets, heard them deconstruct their circumstances as pilgrims, penniless and sick. I have their memories now, an image of a depressed, ass-imprinted pillow soaked in liquor and a feeling of nausea where ribs sleep on this couch tonight, every night. I have heard one refute the weight of living, ****** on the banks of his best friends hospitality, and thought How much is it worth? And I have envied every **** greasy pored hipster, the ones fixing on makingitnew now kind of clan; stared blankly at fashion, a culture back door where pink fish scales sparkle high from runway halters to the tops of grown men, bearded and chesty. And your mothers pearls sit, not your mother’s pearls but your mother’s, mother’s pearls, that old world clout ornamented around those hairy ******* Oh yes, I have seen men become peacocks, charmed animals of ********** seen them teeth at discourse in the noise they create, wide-mouthed and pointed; I have seen them masked like frantic felines: wooly bully cats trying-to-roll their own meter, their tobacco stained black charcoal over soft bricked lips quiver to their beats: those painted lemmingings, without a parachute: kamikaze felons. I have desired absolute sterility: white china, in the egg of a toilet bowl I spewed out, shut-up my exuberance for the night; sorry-pleaded my resolutions to gag out the naughty nouns in my life. I have quit; turned in my lust for performing the lioness, paw-licking, snarly creature: the predator of my youth, and now, I am pretty-headed, tamed in bath oils and schedules; a spotted fox, in plain view, one medium-sized mammal getting by.
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Alexander K Opicho (Eldoret, Kenya;[email protected]) I don’t don't how much the world is tired Of hearing again in this year that Still tribalism and negative ethnicity Is Gog and magog with Africa, I mean Africa The second largest continent in the world After Asia, being seconded by Americas, Her only cultural overture is tribalism and tribes Large tribes swallowing small ones Small tribes making desperate moves Like bush ****** in the lethal fangs of the python, Large tribes swallowing political fruits as the small ones In despair look, being choked by forlorn appetite, Tribalism, listen! Leave Africa alone; stop messing up the African youth Tell the Dinka and the Nuer of the southern Sudan to put down the arms The arms made in the old Russia, the AK 47, Tell them to go to Russia not to buy Arms but books of poetry and literature To buy Dead souls of Nikolai Gogol and Brothers Kamarazov of Fydor Dostoyevsky, Tribalism, listen! Am tired of introducing myself By my clan, I don’t want to be known by my clan I want to be known by my work; I am a poet I sing and chant the African incantations of freedom I do not perpetrate feelings of tribal terror It is never my work to cement ethnicity Tribes are good but tribalism is evil, or satanic or impish Or gnomic or macabarous or ghastly insidious, As its hatred is the most heinous.
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Jan 12, 2014
Jan 12, 2014 at 8:53 AM UTC
TRIBALISM, LISTEN!
Lady of the pale pink fan Who's covered in the faded blossoms of your clan I'd like to see you move away from the brown tree So I can touch your kimono as I go on one knee
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Oct 13, 2018
Oct 13, 2018 at 6:38 PM UTC
Lady of the Pink Fan
An Amish elder named Mullet, And some of his ****** clan, bore hatred deep in their gullets for their Amish fellow man. ****** seemed out of the question, It’s rare among Amish, folks say, (It may be that a horse and a carriage doesn’t make for a quick getaway.) So Mullet and some of his minions Invented a new sort of crime: Shaving their bearded opponents one Amish man at a time. Losing one’s beard among Amish- A disgrace before God, it’s been said. Mullet spared no woman either choping the hair from their heads. His victims are speechless with anger, denuded of both beards and hair. Leave it to someone named “Mullet” To offend using a Barber’s chair. Mullet’s in Federal custody; charged with a crime, not a sin. He refuses to answer the charges By the hair of his chinny chin chin.
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Sep 9, 2012
Sep 9, 2012 at 8:29 PM UTC
An Amish Hate Crime
taller as a twisted fable skyscrape- - - felt beyond the limits of a clan; yer density is a moot point (whatdidyawant) and heights are reached where heights are found beneath belief in factuality- - who wrung the cash register any apt poem could be you to a clean home obsessive compulsive but valid poetics - - valid music in the dharma dance of life. edward scissor hands with cloths on the palms instead and 'DO YER DISHES' the psalm you sing for cleanliness is next to godliness &&& cathedrals of the genuine soul were never designed, simply found an ancient artifact in the labyrinth of yer soul (z)
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 12:49 AM UTC
bruv
The Billboard Music Awards took over Las Vegas last night as the celebs rocked it on the carpet and on the stage. However, there were more than a few music stars who just missed the mark when it came to the fashion. From the barely there gowns to the colorful messes that caught everyone’s eye, and not in a good way. The Billboard Music Awards fashion is usually something to praise, however this year things took a turn for worse. These lucky celebrities top our list of biggest fashion fails from the billboard music awards. Mariah Carey chose to show it off in a cleavage baring illusion dress. Hailee Steinfeld’s embraced her girly side in a black and white ruffle number. The whole Fifth Harmony clan completely failed in their black, white and yellow matching outfits. Britney Spears covered it all up in an ill-fitting, long, sparkly gown. And Dencia’s outfit was a messy rainbow that had everyone staring. It seems like some of the stars got dressed in the dark or just completely forgot to look in the mirror before stepping out on the red carpet.
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May 19, 2015
May 19, 2015 at 3:44 AM UTC
Biggest Fashion Fails from the Billboard Music Awards