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"cigar" poems
"So why are you painting a woman in a bottle?" The challenge. Handling all those quirky reflections and layers of transparency. "She has phantom arms and legs, what about that?" Yes, pretty cool. A Vitruvian woman in a bottle. "I'm looking for Meaning: Don't paintings look under the surface?" You mean, what does it mean, really mean? It's just a way to test my skill. "But what are you saying with that?" It's not feminist nor anti, it's just an exercise. Besides, there's a rope. "But aren't you, as an artist, exposing reality, presenting emotions and feelings, seeing the soul?" *I'm not on a soapbox-- I'm testing my skill-- I paint and don't think about it too much. After all, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar' or is it 'just a smoke'? * "I don't like your message." *OK, I'll paint you in a bottle... As a shrunken head.*
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May 8, 2016
May 8, 2016 at 7:49 AM UTC
Woman in a bottle
Now I ask you to join me Now you celebrate Not being me. Not being you Only Us for the great UN load! DIS arm! EN large! OUT side! Some steps I will take Be my guest Pull your anchor Out of the lake We're In the room In the building In the crowded city In the country with thousands of cities The country shares the continent with an enemy nation The two rivals are carried round and round by the Earth's endless rotation The Earth obeys the master’s magnetic line, burning since uncountable clock time The sun is blind to his insignificance too, ignoring billions of other star mates, it can’t see through Immeasurable it seems, magnifying! All of them such tiny little parts in one of Miss Milky’s arms Some light years away there they are: Pinwheel, Cartwheel, Black Eye, Andromeda and Cigar Unmeasurable it seems, humongous! All of them such a fading little part of the cosmos There you are Floating from a distance Feel the empty ground Drink from the fountain of existence Still blind to insignificance? Still convinced about the rightness of imposed beliefs? Still judging others’ defects according to our pretentious and vain mind? Still punching away the different, protecting the mold? Still reinforcing illusory antagonism and insignia? Still seeing only two sides? Still holding to the pride? Still In the ******* room Am I? Are you? Let's try it again
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Mar 17, 2015
Mar 17, 2015 at 5:21 PM UTC
Ego deconstruction
I want to take the bits of you I love and press them like flowers between the pages of my favourite book because I know these will never fade. And I want to take all the scraps that you dislike about yourself and display them on my refrigerator to show you I'm still proud of the person you are and of the person you are becoming. But most of all, I want to spin you like a globe and drag my fingers accross until it stops to discover the pieces of you that you've yet to reveal to anyone else. I want to wrap them up in linen and place them in an old cigar box, I'd tuck it away safely in the top drawer of my bedside table, so you know I will never let those pieces of you go Because when you share hidden parts of yourself with someone else, you're trusting that person to hold the secret sections of your heart, and to love the bits you thought were unlovable.
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May 25, 2013
May 25, 2013 at 11:59 AM UTC
The bits of you
"I can’t figure it out.” She said. “I like cigars, and pretty dresses and crossing my legs.” She paused, then continued, “And I like smoking cigars in pretty dresses while crossing my legs.” She uncrossed them, then crossed them again. One smooth limb over the other. Just like that. “But I never seem to have a lighter on hand. Could you— sir, please light my cigar?” “You see, I have no pockets to hold such things and my purse… Well, You’ve confiscated that, haven’t you?” “Thanks.” She breathed, and inhaled, and exhaled; Sluggish wisps of smoke dissipating into the air. Just. like .that. “I didn’t know L'homme was into women who smoke cigars in pretty dresses while crossing their legs", She said. “I mean, how was I to know? I only noticed him noticing me. It was probably the way my hair was tousled like so, Or how my lipstick shone a deep, dangerous rogue, Or the way I sipped at my champagne… That made him walk over.” “But I never asked him to light my cigar Or comment on my dress… Or stroke my legs. So when I whacked him up top over the head with my glass, I bet he never expected it to shatter and split his skull like so. He dropped so sudden, sir. I…” Another ringlet of smoke, a sigh, an uncrossing and crossing of legs again. “I had no clue, what else to do, But to sit still in my pretty dress, with my legs crossed, smoking my cigar trying to figure out... Just how I'd committed ******
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Nov 12, 2018
Nov 12, 2018 at 5:10 PM UTC
"She Loved her Cigars, a Pretty Dress, and Crossing her Legs". A tribute to a Femme Fatale.
coffee. we meet at starbucks and i can almost pretend nothing changed until i feel the distance in your voice. i am calm and quiet. i did not expect this yet here i am sitting in front of you as you explain how you feel (a rarity). and you and i are alike in more ways than i realized before. cantalope. flying through the young night air i feel alive and free and happy again. i meet theresa j hanson. dancer, 19, long thin hair and long thin body. she says she's heard a lot about me and i am surprised and i like her very much (or my first impression anyways) even though you told me that one time that you had *** with her and other girls would probably instinctively hate her. but i can't. she's just so nice and anyways that *** had nothing to do with me. she gives us cantalope and me ice water. cigar smoke. we go out on the little apartament porch and you smoke the cheap cigar, the kind your grandfather smokes. get a red solo cup for the ashes and i found an old ***** butter knife out here. and we sit. and unexpectedly you say can we start over. and im shocked(you've suprisde me so much tonight) but so grateful and of course we can. you blow smoke rings and when you say whooo are youuu i cannot help but think of alice in wonderland and you are the smoking catepillar who asks life's hard questions and am i alice or the queen or the mad hatter or lewis carroll coming back. we reinact a a scene as if we just met and i kiss you as if it's the first time and that is how you will remember me and my lips are cold and your mouth is full of smoke and the kiss is fire and ice it's a wonder we did not steam. something so you'll remember me{i will never forget} and i guess we'll figure out on the way.
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May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 10:16 PM UTC
reconciliation on a tuesday night
coffee. we meet at starbucks and i can almost pretend nothing changed until i feel the distance in your voice. i am calm and quiet. i did not expect this yet here i am sitting in front of you as you explain how you feel (a rarity). and you and i are alike in more ways than i realized before. cantalope. flying through the young night air i feel alive and free and happy again. i meet theresa j hanson. dancer, 19, long thin hair and long thin body. she says she's heard a lot about me and i am surprised and i like her very much (or my first impression anyways) even though you told me that one time that you had *** with her and other girls would probably instinctively hate her. but i can't. she's just so nice and anyways that *** had nothing to do with me. she gives us cantalope and me ice water. cigar smoke. we go out on the little apartament porch and you smoke the cheap cigar, the kind your grandfather smokes. get a red solo cup for the ashes and i found an old ***** butter knife out here. and we sit. and unexpectedly you say can we start over. and im shocked(you've suprisde me so much tonight) but so grateful and of course we can. you blow smoke rings and when you say whooo are youuu i cannot help but think of alice in wonderland and you are the smoking catepillar who asks life's hard questions and am i alice or the queen or the mad hatter or lewis carroll coming back. we reinact a a scene as if we just met and i kiss you as if it's the first time and that is how you will remember me and my lips are cold and your mouth is full of smoke and the kiss is fire and ice it's a wonder we did not steam. something so you'll remember me{i will never forget} and i guess we'll figure out on the way.
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What's up is the sky and I'm up for the stars and down for a cave expedition. I'm game for a used copy since time is literally killing me while I got pizza in one hand and an energy drink in the other so the tree that is my life goes chop chop chop. The only chip on my shoulder is a potato chip because I got a dozen for every dime I spent, which is a drop in the bucket of change I'm saving for Coinstar. My son Jack has made many trades, from CDs to movies to videogames to trading cards and he just so happens to be a Pokemon master, thank you very much. Resisting a piece of cake is no piece of cake, even when the recipe --complete with a photogenic picture-- is comprised of over a thousand words. Don't cheat on your diet, the spinach is always watching and that Rolex will feel so tight you'll be praying for thousands of slaps on both wrists. When things get hot you can bang against a clock to see how long you last. Just don't crack 'em up too much, clocks are fragile devices. My motor's a Cobia yours is an Evinrude but otherwise we're in the same boat. Whenever I fail I don't go to the drawing board, I get out my scrap book. I prefer its texture and it is, truly, the first square. When my frustration becomes too much I might have to beat the bush instead, after all it can't be a sightseer forever. Don't throw me a bone, I'm not dog, merely a curious cat still on his seventh life. I'd rather be close than be stuck with a cigar-- smoking's bad and I hate the smells. If I'm left with nothing, I'll cry like a wolf. Wolves are hunters, wolves are survivors.
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Jul 14, 2014
Jul 14, 2014 at 12:16 AM UTC
Idiom
What's up is the sky and I'm up for the stars and down for a cave expedition. I'm game for a used copy since time is literally killing me while I got pizza in one hand and an energy drink in the other so the tree that is my life goes chop chop chop. The only chip on my shoulder is a potato chip because I got a dozen for every dime I spent, which is a drop in the bucket of change I'm saving for Coinstar. My son Jack has made many trades, from CDs to movies to videogames to trading cards and he just so happens to be a Pokemon master, thank you very much. Resisting a piece of cake is no piece of cake, even when the recipe --complete with a photogenic picture-- is comprised of over a thousand words. Don't cheat on your diet, the spinach is always watching and that Rolex will feel so tight you'll be praying for thousands of slaps on both wrists. When things get hot you can bang against a clock to see how long you last. Just don't crack 'em up too much, clocks are fragile devices. My motor's a Cobia yours is an Evinrude but otherwise we're in the same boat. Whenever I fail I don't go to the drawing board, I get out my scrap book. I prefer its texture and it is, truly, the first square. When my frustration becomes too much I might have to beat the bush instead, after all it can't be a sightseer forever. Don't throw me a bone, I'm not dog, merely a curious cat still on his seventh life. I'd rather be close than be stuck with a cigar-- smoking's bad and I hate the smells. If I'm left with nothing, I'll cry like a wolf. Wolves are hunters, wolves are survivors.
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i want to take the bits of you i love and press them like flowers between the pages of my favorite book and i want to take all the scraps that you dislike in yourself and display them on my refrigerator to show you i’m still proud of the person you are and the person you are becoming but most of all, i want to spin you like a globe and drag my finger across till it stops to discover the pieces of you that you’ve yet to reveal to anyone else i want to wrap them up in linen and place them in an old cigar box, i’d tuck it away safely in the top drawer of my bedside table, so you know i’ll never let those pieces of you go because when you share hidden parts of yourself with someone else, you’re trusting that person to hold the secret sections of your heart and to love the bits you thought were unlovable
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May 10, 2013
May 10, 2013 at 11:37 AM UTC
i promise to love every part of you
Four old friends Dead of winter small town Germany. Smoke rising from chimneys From cigarettes, and pipes From trains riding the rural rails From city spires And factories From airplanes Airplanes and Airplanes, From Airplanes. Smoke dancing and laughing Stinging and coughing Smoke in my hair and jacket In the pores of my skin Smoke in my eyes, Up the hill And through the woods Dead of winter Small town Germany Four old friends Walk two by two Three by one Four and four. Walk by the church, Down the creek, Up the hills, the hills And through the woods Small town Germany four old friends Dead of winter Cigar smoke and beer Cigarillos in a chain Smoke from crystalizing breath And fireworks Smoke from bonfires And tailpipes Smoke from airplanes Airplanes and airplanes Smoke from airplanes. Smoke stains and cigarette burns Little circles in my jacket Germany Four old friends dead of winter Small town Smoke tears Smoke promises Smoke memories that linger Like the faint nausea Of what-the-hell-has-happened. I watch the **** end of your last cigarette Crumpled and fading In the ashtray of that Badischer bar And your eyebrow twitched The heart-wrenching shiver Of what-the-hell-has-happened. And I whispered: (airplanes) airplanes and airplanes I whispered airplanes. That’s what the hell.
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Jan 26, 2015
Jan 26, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
Airplanes
the sounds are there, they come through walls right around the corner they're not visual, they're miserable and in need they're equal opportunity exhibitionists lovers of a family get together, taking everything in parasitic and aware, destitute and stuck but they're also there at the wrong time the wrong time for the person who's alone the wrong time for a person who's disconnected because they want to be enjoying peace and quiet alone by themselves in an old house with summer outside making its noises, crickets trees rustling under a jeweled sky, the pinnacle of up high breathing in the home air of cannibus, lotion and food being disturbed is far from a thought, but unavoidable simultaneously because the house has a strange history the basement floods, and the machinery kicks in the mind ponders as the constellations wander the nights grow and shrink, the body is dry, bone dry the shower is turned on, soap, shampoo lost in the mind on autopilot until the spine stiffens its without a doubt that I'm not alone now a minute ago i was the master of this house a minute ago I was naked in the hallway, smoking a cigar now I've been usurped and I just want to barricade myself in this house that I've live in for 15 years, now i beg for permission to stay just one more night I beg because how could I possibly fight It's my conscious or the pontius pilate I hope it's the former, because if not, blowout the pilot light There's little hope for re-ignition or stellar recognition
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Mar 29, 2012
Mar 29, 2012 at 2:30 PM UTC
relaxing shower?
the sounds are there, they come through walls right around the corner they're not visual, they're miserable and in need they're equal opportunity exhibitionists lovers of a family get together, taking everything in parasitic and aware, destitute and stuck but they're also there at the wrong time the wrong time for the person who's alone the wrong time for a person who's disconnected because they want to be enjoying peace and quiet alone by themselves in an old house with summer outside making its noises, crickets trees rustling under a jeweled sky, the pinnacle of up high breathing in the home air of cannibus, lotion and food being disturbed is far from a thought, but unavoidable simultaneously because the house has a strange history the basement floods, and the machinery kicks in the mind ponders as the constellations wander the nights grow and shrink, the body is dry, bone dry the shower is turned on, soap, shampoo lost in the mind on autopilot until the spine stiffens its without a doubt that I'm not alone now a minute ago i was the master of this house a minute ago I was naked in the hallway, smoking a cigar now I've been usurped and I just want to barricade myself in this house that I've live in for 15 years, now i beg for permission to stay just one more night I beg because how could I possibly fight It's my conscious or the pontius pilate I hope it's the former, because if not, blowout the pilot light There's little hope for re-ignition or stellar recognition
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There’s a giraffe in here, in my house There’s a giraffe in here, his name’s Strauss There’s a giraffe in here, watching my TV There’s a giraffe in here, he's got a key *I think it’s fun to have a crazy friend I don’t care if we go round the bend* There’s a giraffe in here, in my kitchenette There’s a giraffe in here, he’s a great pet There’s a giraffe in here, in my car There’s a giraffe in here, smoking a cigar *I think it’s fun to throw away my meds My crazy friend, is in my head* There’s a giraffe in here, in my mind There’s a giraffe in here, he’s refined There’s a giraffe in here, in my padded room There’s a giraffe in here, I assume
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Mar 8, 2013
Mar 8, 2013 at 1:21 AM UTC
There’s a giraffe in here
I A playing raging guitar Of a kid with taboo thoughts The first cigar Who fired shots of dots... Don’t care and The revolt of caring Be scared and Be the scare! The acquaint of survival The wrath of revival Is everywhere Anywhere, not visible too The wrath is the root of trouble But the root of solution is not wrath II A desire so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of wealth A pursuit so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of status A need so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of power A greed so greedy III Slaves of virtual reality To whom dictatorship is not real To whom liberality, brutality and unreality Is not real But the ticking clock is not sloth Tick-tock, Tick-tock Men who walk toward sloth Tick-tock, Tick-tock 'till old growth Tick-tock Loath Tock IV Sit idly-by low self-esteem Caused by lack of ****** Translated to scheme And unfortunate dream For achieving an alleged excellency Or a lengthy and empty possession What frenzy And all for envy V Advertising On bus stops On train stops On metro stops On everything that stops To make you stop And start Over-consumption Over-indulgence Over everything Obesity! Wealthy Withholding from the needy From what they really need Advertising gluttony VI A feature of abstinence Leads to a lack of extravagance But there are no angels Only fallen angels Or angels about to fall A feature of desire Leads to an higher feature Noisy or hushed It can't be crushed It's just fuel swallowed A tool for lust VII Pride is divergent A dreadfully enemy Or an inside allied Pride is divergent
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Mar 25, 2012
Mar 25, 2012 at 2:40 PM UTC
The Sevens
I A playing raging guitar Of a kid with taboo thoughts The first cigar Who fired shots of dots... Don’t care and The revolt of caring Be scared and Be the scare! The acquaint of survival The wrath of revival Is everywhere Anywhere, not visible too The wrath is the root of trouble But the root of solution is not wrath II A desire so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of wealth A pursuit so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of status A need so Excessive, Rapacious and Overweening Of power A greed so greedy III Slaves of virtual reality To whom dictatorship is not real To whom liberality, brutality and unreality Is not real But the ticking clock is not sloth Tick-tock, Tick-tock Men who walk toward sloth Tick-tock, Tick-tock 'till old growth Tick-tock Loath Tock IV Sit idly-by low self-esteem Caused by lack of ****** Translated to scheme And unfortunate dream For achieving an alleged excellency Or a lengthy and empty possession What frenzy And all for envy V Advertising On bus stops On train stops On metro stops On everything that stops To make you stop And start Over-consumption Over-indulgence Over everything Obesity! Wealthy Withholding from the needy From what they really need Advertising gluttony VI A feature of abstinence Leads to a lack of extravagance But there are no angels Only fallen angels Or angels about to fall A feature of desire Leads to an higher feature Noisy or hushed It can't be crushed It's just fuel swallowed A tool for lust VII Pride is divergent A dreadfully enemy Or an inside allied Pride is divergent
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My hair looks like a veil Straight as a sheet of ice As I walk through the parking lot To get my only vice. The light of a cigar A moment of pure silence To wonder how many times I've had to die since The time when the kisses hurt, The slaps felt clean The taste of dirt As I lied in between The leaves of fall Fingers went numb Always and again to became a doll.
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Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 3:07 AM UTC
Doll
Inspired by a vintage ****** postcard from the 1920s - 30s: The Muse sits resplendent caressed in sepia tones and pastel cream gilded with the glaze of a bygone era her silk Charleston negligee worn proud like a vintage ornament perched on an aesthetically pleasing shapely pert insolent ***** blossomed with tiny beads of sweat the heat of such anticipation entices the pearls of the ****** to pamper and pleasure their perversions etched as if in a radiance of candlelight the flickering limbs pulse their bloom nimble fingers of dancing shadows cupping the feline curves of a chaise longue the purposefully out of place set piece the fantasy of a gentleman's reading room caked in casked sherry and Nat Sherman cigar infused aromas her elegant pose sumptuous reclining elbow length satin gloves sensually wrapped in wanton desire two fingers clasp a Sorbranie Black Russian smoked like a sultry gypsy with a fervent demeanour from a silver opera cigarette holder beckoning with the cats eyes of mischief over Pinced nez eyeglasses with a fascination imbibed in the praxis of passion the peach skin of refulgent youth directs the viewer downwards, slowly survey each contour of olive skin and stroke every hidden cleft of fabric to glimpse the nubile thighs of grace leading the eye to the arch of an ankle slipped like a fitted glove nestled in the cleavage of her calf and the chastity of future wonderment the forgotten photograph captures a period in time the memories of the muse now in motionless existence a demure allure forever frozen once lost, but now never forgotten
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Dec 1, 2012
Dec 1, 2012 at 2:40 AM UTC
Decadence of a Muse
Inspired by a vintage ****** postcard from the 1920s - 30s: The Muse sits resplendent caressed in sepia tones and pastel cream gilded with the glaze of a bygone era her silk Charleston negligee worn proud like a vintage ornament perched on an aesthetically pleasing shapely pert insolent ***** blossomed with tiny beads of sweat the heat of such anticipation entices the pearls of the ****** to pamper and pleasure their perversions etched as if in a radiance of candlelight the flickering limbs pulse their bloom nimble fingers of dancing shadows cupping the feline curves of a chaise longue the purposefully out of place set piece the fantasy of a gentleman's reading room caked in casked sherry and Nat Sherman cigar infused aromas her elegant pose sumptuous reclining elbow length satin gloves sensually wrapped in wanton desire two fingers clasp a Sorbranie Black Russian smoked like a sultry gypsy with a fervent demeanour from a silver opera cigarette holder beckoning with the cats eyes of mischief over Pinced nez eyeglasses with a fascination imbibed in the praxis of passion the peach skin of refulgent youth directs the viewer downwards, slowly survey each contour of olive skin and stroke every hidden cleft of fabric to glimpse the nubile thighs of grace leading the eye to the arch of an ankle slipped like a fitted glove nestled in the cleavage of her calf and the chastity of future wonderment the forgotten photograph captures a period in time the memories of the muse now in motionless existence a demure allure forever frozen once lost, but now never forgotten
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The back seat of the old Chevy and that familiar smell of cigar mixed with your scent Stealing little moments in the darkness of the night as the sky lit up and danced The faint taste of liquor never felt so good before as it did from your lips. Short breaths, sweaty hands, whispers echoing. It all took me to a place better than the stars where we collided feeling mightier than the sky that roared outside. The beads of sweat rolling down your back felt warmer than the rain drops that left a trail behind on the steamy window. The world outside seemed peaceful for the thunderstorm was felt inside.
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Nov 18, 2014
Nov 18, 2014 at 9:49 AM UTC
Thunderstorm
The crochet needles are stuck in my teeth. The hooks settle in my throat, dripping with saliva and ***** The calendar winds its way through the winter months, and it is still winter, but it has been hot like spring(s). The crochet lingers. The white thread consumes. I love you, but that is all I ever say anymore. I miss you. The blood drips down the alley and God smokes a Cuban. Death laughs. Death reds. Death dog. Death to the death-heart, the dead-heart; and I will ensnare your--- I will ensoul and be ensouled because I am God. I am God smoking a Cuban. The wedding bells get caught in the cilia, and they are frozen. I am deaf. I am death I am God without a Cuban cigar. I'm sorry as I pick the dirt from my fingernailed coffin tomb. The abort-fetus clings to your ****** You love your ****** I never really liked mine. The crochet grids lie in woven embroidery dreams, hot as fever, cold as the call of the void. Jump. Jump. It is not autumn here. But here, see, I'm sorry.
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Mar 8, 2012
Mar 8, 2012 at 4:47 PM UTC
Crochet
walk into the tobacco shop, the bell rings, letting everybody know you're here to buy a cigar that will soothe your pain and eventually make it disappear, until it comes back and you'll reach out for another, and another, until your pack is empty, and you'll go to the same shop to buy another one. *it's a cycle that never ends, and i hope it never will.*
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 2:58 PM UTC
tobacco shop
daring me on with whiskey and cigar to the pack camaraderie of manhood
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May 29, 2015
May 29, 2015 at 8:36 AM UTC
Grandad
of this wilting wall the colour drub souring sunbeams,of a foetal fragrance to rickety unclosed blinds inslants peregrinate,a cigar-stub disintegrates,above,underdrawers club the faintly sweating air with pinkness, one pale dog behind a slopcaked shrub painstakingly utters a slippery mess, a star sleepily,feebly,scratches the sore of morning. But i am interested more intricately in the delicate scorn with which in a putrid window every day almost leans a lady whose still-born smile involves the comedy of decay,
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Of This Wilting Wall The Colour Drub
China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million dollars To abscond and disappear! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em That black and white pariah Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen On smooshy mushy pulp papaya I yelled for him to stop And I told him where to go Wink and laugh was all he did With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves He hasn't bathed in ages Masked by quarts of cheap cologne His furry skin sweat-sticky From the surface to the bone Smelly cigar and ***** breath Plus an air of upper-crust Please keep your kids away Cuz that nasty bear can cuss! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves If you meet up with Nasty Panda Better turn around and run You're bound to lose your money And your wits before he's done Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda Cuz he likes the way things are Don't forget to hide your keys Else he'll drive off in your car! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's a scoundrel and a *** He's such a nasty panda ~He's as nasty as they come Beware of Nasty Panda ~He's gonna raise a stink Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He's much nastier than you think
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Oct 23, 2019
Oct 23, 2019 at 6:58 PM UTC
Nasty Panda
China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million dollars To abscond and disappear! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em That black and white pariah Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen On smooshy mushy pulp papaya I yelled for him to stop And I told him where to go Wink and laugh was all he did With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves He hasn't bathed in ages Masked by quarts of cheap cologne His furry skin sweat-sticky From the surface to the bone Smelly cigar and ***** breath Plus an air of upper-crust Please keep your kids away Cuz that nasty bear can cuss! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves If you meet up with Nasty Panda Better turn around and run You're bound to lose your money And your wits before he's done Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda Cuz he likes the way things are Don't forget to hide your keys Else he'll drive off in your car! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's a scoundrel and a *** He's such a nasty panda ~He's as nasty as they come Beware of Nasty Panda ~He's gonna raise a stink Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He's much nastier than you think
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Eating mushrooms, to her is yet another art she loves to perfect, in my ear she whispers with such visible pleasure,"I want to be a connoisseur in this" Her studio smelled herbs and wild flowers of inner forest, brought me back to the cardamom and cinnamon garden I played in my days of boyhood; spices build a  bridge for us. More of a herbalist than a paint smelling artist, she seems, mounted on the wall on irregular fashion were the mushrooms she painted with a passion rare, and a precision mirroring life; the paintings  brought her past in to the studio, only trained eyes would discern the cryptic symbolism, a consummate artist she certainly is!  The woman who smoked cigars in succession and untiringly danced, she said was her favorite, along the lake front we took a long walk comparing notes;  there were parallels that met, we found soon enough. "You too knew her so well, I am aware", she said. A room filled with smoke where we dance, make love, grow tired, fall down and sleep, wasn't it our life? No one can miss the signature smell of her dense cigar smoke on my dress!" I loved the smell of cloves she exhaled while eating mushrooms. though detachment she pretended, eating mushrooms never was that! I kept looking down at her eyes, a sailor about to sight the land, any panting moment that rushes with a monsoon song for me and her.
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Sep 1, 2014
Sep 1, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
Eating mushrooms
I Said the Duck to the Kangaroo, 'Good gracious! how you hop! Over the fields and the water too, As if you never would stop! My life is a bore in this nasty pond, And I long to go out in the world beyond! I wish I could hop like you!' Said the duck to the Kangaroo. II 'Please give me a ride on your back!' Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. 'I would sit quite still, and say nothing but "Quack," The whole of the long day through! And we'd go to the Dee, and the Jelly Bo Lee, Over the land and over the sea;-- Please take me a ride! O do!' Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. III Said the Kangaroo to the Duck, 'This requires some little reflection; Perhaps on the whole it might bring me luck, And there seems but one objection, Which is, if you'll let me speak so bold, Your feet are unpleasantly wet and cold, And would probably give me the roo- Matiz!' said the Kangaroo. IV Said the Duck ,'As I sate on the rocks, I have thought over that completely, And I bought four pairs of worsted socks Which fit my web-feet neatly. And to keep out the cold I've bought a cloak, And every day a cigar I'll smoke, All to follow my own dear true Love of a Kangaroo!' V Said the Kangaroo,'I'm ready! All in the moonlight pale; But to balance me well, dear Duck, sit steady! And quite at the end of my tail!' So away they went with a hop and a bound, And they hopped the whole world three times round; And who so happy,--O who, As the duck and the Kangaroo?
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The Duck And The Kangaroo
Your father was raised in Panama. I can imagine him vividly... The floral silk shirt with velvety red cravat, tan leather loafers, waxed-to-perfection moustache, and a big cigar. It was the late sixties and he was beautiful. I've never seen a photo but I can tell by the way you talked about him. His joi de vivre oozed into your stories and I recognized it: the distilled essence of his elegance was passed to you, and you shared it with me. We met by our mutual attraction for showing off... I wanted to be treated like a delicate porcelain treasure - you wanted a plastic toy with the price tag of an heirloom. Twenty five years my senior and you still hadn't learned your lesson about girls like me... I may have broken your heart, but you should've known a tryst between the free-spirited edge of seventeen and a businessman with dreams of Panama would burn out in the end, just like your father's cigar.
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Jun 9, 2016
Jun 9, 2016 at 8:50 PM UTC
Panama Dreams
She calmly unlocks the front door as the wind flings the screen through wild tantrums. She droops down into her dusted rocker, pushing with her lavender heels to start the sway. Her sole taps softly, as the chair creaks onto fallen lacquer and the porch plays in discord through dancing lace. Interwoven hands lie atop her lap in a sea of navy with floral ships at its surface. Silver strands fall from her clouded bun and a few locks float past her sunken shoulders. With jaded eyes she looks at the corner to a poor table, where a cold candle peaks among a grassy field of melted wax riddled with burnt fuses. And near the candle, a dusted white hat remains anchored to the wooden surface. She can still smell the stale cigar smoke lingering in the room. “He’ll be here soon,” she thinks as her daze slowly sets in. The world seems quiet as she fills her eyes with sleep and the chair continues its march. Her hands unlock from their grasp and the screen door gently knocks.
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Mar 23, 2014
Mar 23, 2014 at 6:19 PM UTC
Anchored
Behind the eight ball she sits. Resigned. From her pimp's leash, she's lead. Deadweight, she feels his ways and ills, like cattle, that's branded. Best she hustles, or be backhanded. Once molded, she learns to light up Big Daddy's cigar and bring him his pie loaded. More cabbage to fill his gold baggage. Sometimes he spares a small leaf for her. Though times she short, his fist takes sport. And every night she plays for the band of her john's, singing their song, while a thousand ****** of light inches along all wrong. The nameless, faceless and most relentless getting their fill. A flower in her wails loves not fear. However, Big Daddy's eyes are always near. She knows better than to run past the pasture gates onto verdant fields, free as a bird, without a home, money or vocation and ever so fearful of Big Daddy's gun. A flower in her wails loves not fears. As she remembers those first tears. A Big Daddy's indoctrination. It started off on social media, a whim a fantasy went wrong. Three nights her body violated, Big Daddy's cavalry, descending on her picnic, wax and whips, a thousand ****** of might, and the scream of the night. Coldcocked. Say hello to the new girl on the block. A flower in her wails loves not fears. Her youth robbed as the days morph into years. Like a blur. The guise, the lure, the drugs, the fear. The trap. Eighteen young became twenty-four old. A lost puppy to her folks back home. And every lost night she struts her Prada dress a little higher Big Daddy has a buyer. Logan Robertson 7/27/2018
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Jul 27, 2018
Jul 27, 2018 at 6:32 AM UTC
Big Daddy Has a Buyer
Behind the eight ball she sits. Resigned. From her pimp's leash, she's lead. Deadweight, she feels his ways and ills, like cattle, that's branded. Best she hustles, or be backhanded. Once molded, she learns to light up Big Daddy's cigar and bring him his pie loaded. More cabbage to fill his gold baggage. Sometimes he spares a small leaf for her. Though times she short, his fist takes sport. And every night she plays for the band of her john's, singing their song, while a thousand ****** of light inches along all wrong. The nameless, faceless and most relentless getting their fill. A flower in her wails loves not fear. However, Big Daddy's eyes are always near. She knows better than to run past the pasture gates onto verdant fields, free as a bird, without a home, money or vocation and ever so fearful of Big Daddy's gun. A flower in her wails loves not fears. As she remembers those first tears. A Big Daddy's indoctrination. It started off on social media, a whim a fantasy went wrong. Three nights her body violated, Big Daddy's cavalry, descending on her picnic, wax and whips, a thousand ****** of might, and the scream of the night. Coldcocked. Say hello to the new girl on the block. A flower in her wails loves not fears. Her youth robbed as the days morph into years. Like a blur. The guise, the lure, the drugs, the fear. The trap. Eighteen young became twenty-four old. A lost puppy to her folks back home. And every lost night she struts her Prada dress a little higher Big Daddy has a buyer. Logan Robertson 7/27/2018
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Cold damp skin, Midnight clouds deepen within, raindrops brew unto me as i whip out a tasteless, tarry, smoky cigar. Feeling the pain of nights rain, Train horn rings through my veins and I pierce my cold lips to the plastic casing of my fresh cigar to continue keeping me feeling alive. Opening tunes of musical melodies, bringing me a nostalgic time lapse of pain and pleasure. Thinking of my life as it passes me by, a bitter, strong taste of smoke hits my tongue, but i blow out the tar filled air out through my warm mouth. It continues to rain, when i always feel the pain. Living life as a misfit, unwanted, unloved and always forgotten. As my dart vanishes into the air, i look through the dark park across the street and remember last nights nostalgic memories of us dancing together to someone else's house party while the live band plays symphonies and rings unending beats into my hair.
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Sep 13, 2021
Sep 13, 2021 at 12:22 AM UTC
Midnight Smoke