"chri" poems
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stmas tree
Dec 24, 2014
Dec 24, 2014 at 5:05 PM UTC
It’s that time of the year
When commercials appear
to implore us to buy this or that.
For the shopkeepers fear
that without Christmas cheer
They will never get into the black!
Some Fraud in a red suit,
Quite obese and hirsute,
will be called on to hawk toys to tots.
Johnny Mathis and Bing,
Ad nauseum, will sing
old chestnuts of holidays past.
So we wish you Merry Christmas
Now that Halloween has past.
Here’s hoping, too, perhaps that you
might spend as you did in the past.
Let the registers ring
It’s a wonderful thing
To see all the rich spend their cash.
Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 8:40 AM UTC
'Tis the season to spend money!
blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah blah
I'm so broke it isn't funny!
blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah blah
Going down, my credit rating!
blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah
By next year I'll still be paaAAAaaying
blah blah blah blah blah, blah-blah blah BLAH!
Dec 24, 2015
Dec 24, 2015 at 10:35 PM UTC