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John F McCullagh Nov 2013
It’s that time of the year
When commercials appear
to implore us to buy this or that.

For the shopkeepers fear
that without Christmas cheer
They will never get into the black!

Some Fraud in a red suit,
Quite obese and hirsute,
will be called on to hawk toys to tots.

Johnny Mathis and Bing,
Ad nauseum, will sing
old chestnuts of holidays past.

So we wish you Merry Christmas
Now that Halloween has past.
Here’s hoping, too, perhaps that you
might spend as you did in the past.

Let the registers ring
It’s a wonderful thing
To see all the rich spend their cash.
JDK Dec 2015
'Tis the season to spend money!

blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah blah

I'm so broke it isn't funny!

blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah blah

Going down, my credit rating!

blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah

By next year I'll still be paaAAAaaying

*blah blah blah blah blah, blah-blah blah BLAH!
If it makes you feel any better, it's money well spent. Happy holidays everyone!
Jodey Ross Dec 2014
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
ZACK GRAM Apr 30
She Created Me
My Mother is Mary
My name is Chri
I have documented miracles
I have written a way of life
I have been through ups and downs
Still I sit here seen
Going Unseen
Faith is broken
My job as the son
Is to go and soak up the sun
And wind down in the moonlight
Pray non stop
And never stop believing
Please father redeem me
Free me
From my sins
Father may my worries dissappear
Dying for the right of making
All men equal
Like a ghost in the night
Hopping shadows
Saving souls
We must all face the wrath
Revolution
Revelation
Rapture
Purgatory
Redemption
Precessi­on
Regression
Freedom
Saved
The Lord is Our Savior
Only God can save us
Naza

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