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"cheddar" poems
I'M MAKING nachos in your toaster oven. The chips fall in the pan without a problem. Beans, evenly distributed (if I do say so myself.) Salsa- good to go. Then the cheese. Generic brand shredded cheese blend. I dangle my (washed) fingers into the zip-lock bag, grab a generous pinch and rain mild cheddar down on my gourmet meal. And I feel the tears building. "No," my conscious scolds, "you will not cry over shredded cheese." I add another pinch for flavor, then another to assert dominance. I slide the pan into the tiny oven- triumphant! But the next task breaks me. I freeze when I try to adjust the heat setting. I hear your voice so clearly, like you're still calling from the next room: "you have to press the TOAST button, it cooks much faster."  The tears start to roll. I think about how excited you were when cheese bubbled perfectly- "just a little brown, ever so slightly crispy." We would joke about your persnickety preferences, likely a product of your superior taste. Of course, you would have appreciated anything I made for you, but it was always better when the dish matched the idea in your head...when I made it like you would have made it (if you were only well enough to cook for yourself again.) In the present, I poke the TOAST button and flee the kitchen as to not cry in front of the smothered chips. I sit on the sofa and break down, gasping in childish sobs. "I miss her," I wail to an empty house. Warm tears coat my cheeks in the air-conditioned room. I feel so small. I feel so foolish for crying over stupid, little things. I feel so... so... A bell dings in the kitchen. I wipe my sleeve across my face and traipse back to the toaster. Hand into oven mitt, mitt onto pan, pan onto table. I grab the plastic tubs of sour cream and guacamole from the fridge and a spoon from the drawer that sticks a little when you try to open it. I pick the non-wilted bits off the head of lettuce and rinse them under the faucet. I finish the recipe. I pull out a chair. I sit down to nachos for one.
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Jun 4, 2018
Jun 4, 2018 at 9:57 PM UTC
Stupidest Things
I'M MAKING nachos in your toaster oven. The chips fall in the pan without a problem. Beans, evenly distributed (if I do say so myself.) Salsa- good to go. Then the cheese. Generic brand shredded cheese blend. I dangle my (washed) fingers into the zip-lock bag, grab a generous pinch and rain mild cheddar down on my gourmet meal. And I feel the tears building. "No," my conscious scolds, "you will not cry over shredded cheese." I add another pinch for flavor, then another to assert dominance. I slide the pan into the tiny oven- triumphant! But the next task breaks me. I freeze when I try to adjust the heat setting. I hear your voice so clearly, like you're still calling from the next room: "you have to press the TOAST button, it cooks much faster."  The tears start to roll. I think about how excited you were when cheese bubbled perfectly- "just a little brown, ever so slightly crispy." We would joke about your persnickety preferences, likely a product of your superior taste. Of course, you would have appreciated anything I made for you, but it was always better when the dish matched the idea in your head...when I made it like you would have made it (if you were only well enough to cook for yourself again.) In the present, I poke the TOAST button and flee the kitchen as to not cry in front of the smothered chips. I sit on the sofa and break down, gasping in childish sobs. "I miss her," I wail to an empty house. Warm tears coat my cheeks in the air-conditioned room. I feel so small. I feel so foolish for crying over stupid, little things. I feel so... so... A bell dings in the kitchen. I wipe my sleeve across my face and traipse back to the toaster. Hand into oven mitt, mitt onto pan, pan onto table. I grab the plastic tubs of sour cream and guacamole from the fridge and a spoon from the drawer that sticks a little when you try to open it. I pick the non-wilted bits off the head of lettuce and rinse them under the faucet. I finish the recipe. I pull out a chair. I sit down to nachos for one.
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Yellow Yellow is the colour of bananas when the're ripe. Yellow is the sound of a bell ringing behind the door. Yellow is the feeling of warmth when you're praised. Yellow is the smell of sunflowers while you play. Yellow is the taste of an ice lolly on a hot summer day. Yellow is the colour of think cheddar cheese. Yellow is the sound of any kind of music. Yellow is the feeling after a great meal. Yellow is the smell of buried treasure somewhere underneath. Yellow is the taste of pineapples drowned in thick syrup. Yellow is the colour of kids whizzing by. Yellow is the sound of your friend laughing. Yellow is the feeling you get when you're sleeping. Yellow is the smell of the number 25. Yellow is the taste of cookies waiting to be eaten. And yellow is a colour that is vibrant and alive.
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Jun 29, 2013
Jun 29, 2013 at 12:42 AM UTC
Yellow
*i think, you should stop going to italy, for one, oh **** me, keep going on hedonist piss-fuck fests to places like mallorca, but stop going to italy, you're making my stomach ache from laughter, with what you come back with, the so-called "innovations"; somehow i'd just poach my cauliflower, and drizzle it with fried breadcrumbs, and serve it as a side-dish to fried eggs (2), and some tatties; for goodness sake, even cauliflower cream soup makes more sense, garnished with some fried chorizo!* first it was avocado on toast...           who the **** puts avocado on bread? i can imagine putting it in pasta... but on bread?                 hey, what the **** does the acronym f.a.d. mean?              i don't know, and i won't google it... o.k. avocado on toast...               nothing near guacamole,   but fair enough...            but what i discovered... pushes the button where i turn into a fox laughter (fuchslachen) -            i couldn't stop...                       you can find it in the weekend section of the saturday times newspaper... written by nicola m.           cauliflower and mozzarella pizza... you have to be ******** me...                 cauliflower? on pizza? one of my housemates at university told me an anecdote:     i was in a restaurant once,           and asked for a pizza with no cheese... he continued:       and then the head chef came out and asked me... are you, insane?!        a bit like: bread...    but no butter? and i thought i was insane eating a watermelon today, whole, the red pulp, and the outer layers including the skin included, allowing myself a gorilla imitation cameo gimmick...       but i thought i was mad... but there's avocado on toast...    and now... cauliflower on pizza...                               it's a ******* side-dish! wait, don't tell me... you're going to put some potatoes onto the pizza the next frizz comes along... right?                       how about beetroot?                          thankfully, if i have some wacky ideas in terms of culinary escapades, they happen, drunk, after 12a.m., and i'm the scientist, and the experimental rabbit 2-in-1...                      a newspaper column? apparently, you get one, putting avocado on toast...                  or cauliflower on a pi-zzzzz-ah... to be honest, even though i haven't tried it, grilled aubergines on a pizza could work...    the toast?               marmite and cheddar... english people should stop glorifying holidays in italy... they're ****** cooks...                    an italian would just look at a pizza with cauliflower and say:          cosa? i'd suggest heading to scotland first, and picking up the vibes from some haggis. **** me...    avocado on toast...                 caulifower on a pizza?!                            now i can die happy, 'appy, clapping: encore!
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Jun 10, 2017
Jun 10, 2017 at 2:54 PM UTC
english culinary experiments
*i think, you should stop going to italy, for one, oh **** me, keep going on hedonist piss-fuck fests to places like mallorca, but stop going to italy, you're making my stomach ache from laughter, with what you come back with, the so-called "innovations"; somehow i'd just poach my cauliflower, and drizzle it with fried breadcrumbs, and serve it as a side-dish to fried eggs (2), and some tatties; for goodness sake, even cauliflower cream soup makes more sense, garnished with some fried chorizo!* first it was avocado on toast...           who the **** puts avocado on bread? i can imagine putting it in pasta... but on bread?                 hey, what the **** does the acronym f.a.d. mean?              i don't know, and i won't google it... o.k. avocado on toast...               nothing near guacamole,   but fair enough...            but what i discovered... pushes the button where i turn into a fox laughter (fuchslachen) -            i couldn't stop...                       you can find it in the weekend section of the saturday times newspaper... written by nicola m.           cauliflower and mozzarella pizza... you have to be ******** me...                 cauliflower? on pizza? one of my housemates at university told me an anecdote:     i was in a restaurant once,           and asked for a pizza with no cheese... he continued:       and then the head chef came out and asked me... are you, insane?!        a bit like: bread...    but no butter? and i thought i was insane eating a watermelon today, whole, the red pulp, and the outer layers including the skin included, allowing myself a gorilla imitation cameo gimmick...       but i thought i was mad... but there's avocado on toast...    and now... cauliflower on pizza...                               it's a ******* side-dish! wait, don't tell me... you're going to put some potatoes onto the pizza the next frizz comes along... right?                       how about beetroot?                          thankfully, if i have some wacky ideas in terms of culinary escapades, they happen, drunk, after 12a.m., and i'm the scientist, and the experimental rabbit 2-in-1...                      a newspaper column? apparently, you get one, putting avocado on toast...                  or cauliflower on a pi-zzzzz-ah... to be honest, even though i haven't tried it, grilled aubergines on a pizza could work...    the toast?               marmite and cheddar... english people should stop glorifying holidays in italy... they're ****** cooks...                    an italian would just look at a pizza with cauliflower and say:          cosa? i'd suggest heading to scotland first, and picking up the vibes from some haggis. **** me...    avocado on toast...                 caulifower on a pizza?!                            now i can die happy, 'appy, clapping: encore!
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If Jesus had a casino I'd be a holy roller Swag, swag Swag Got so much cheddar I be making cheese curds Praise be to the based god Yung trap lord Action Bronson The holy trinity SSwag od
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 5:01 PM UTC
swag od
<> for the early morning teach <> she's young, beautiful and thinks her life is cursed, in the past, subject of some of my poems, her health to nurse, yet, as is normative, you fall into & out of a well of touch, until you accidentally once again path cross, she provides a precision mathematical status update "i'm fairly certain things are like at least 38% worse." it is 1:38AM for you, the not unnoticed ironic minute and hour when the night ether has prematurely worn off, rising time close but not nearly close enough, a dark dose of a sleeping nurse's aide seems inappropriate, and TV reruns seem like an insult to your brain instead you turn on some belle string musique, a Grande Messe des Morts, a chorus, singing a high mass for the dead, while opening all your various email luggage and baggage, smiling as you read a poetess's message of laughter behind tears "i'm fairly certain things are like at least 38% worse." and Mississippi ****** your uncontrollable mixed drink of her emotional Grenada grenade cocktail, flavored with musique, paintings, and words and a nearby beloved's gentling sleep sounds, has you writing your own protest poem, your very own, oy vey, grande messe, about lives that were supposed to be pictures of perfect artistry and for but a word or two, instead, a painting of a life that got hung upside down, and indeed, leaving a grand mess and no one to help clean up alternatively weeping, laughing as you are thinking, smiling recall Laurel and Hardy's summary definition of living a life's of ill begotten, misventured adventures: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !" but 38% worse? not an even-steven rounded up 40%, should I write you only 38% of a poem, teach? or more accurately, more mathematically, 138% of what was writ before? and you recall your older, prior words about the love hate affair between you poet, and the beauty of written brevity (her style) and you give her this then, this rambling, scrambled, attention paid notification, word attentiveness, a summary of your readings of her cheddar sharp and honey mustard sweet retorts of pained poetry, it is insufficiently but perfectly sufficient, a summarizing phrase that opens and yet briefly encapsulates all that you are feeling for her "thinking of you" or the 38% larger version thereof - ***"Well, here's another 38% more nice poetic mess you've gotten me into!"***
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Jul 20, 2016
Jul 20, 2016 at 5:01 PM UTC
"i'm fairly certain things are like at least 38% worse"
<> for the early morning teach <> she's young, beautiful and thinks her life is cursed, in the past, subject of some of my poems, her health to nurse, yet, as is normative, you fall into & out of a well of touch, until you accidentally once again path cross, she provides a precision mathematical status update "i'm fairly certain things are like at least 38% worse." it is 1:38AM for you, the not unnoticed ironic minute and hour when the night ether has prematurely worn off, rising time close but not nearly close enough, a dark dose of a sleeping nurse's aide seems inappropriate, and TV reruns seem like an insult to your brain instead you turn on some belle string musique, a Grande Messe des Morts, a chorus, singing a high mass for the dead, while opening all your various email luggage and baggage, smiling as you read a poetess's message of laughter behind tears "i'm fairly certain things are like at least 38% worse." and Mississippi ****** your uncontrollable mixed drink of her emotional Grenada grenade cocktail, flavored with musique, paintings, and words and a nearby beloved's gentling sleep sounds, has you writing your own protest poem, your very own, oy vey, grande messe, about lives that were supposed to be pictures of perfect artistry and for but a word or two, instead, a painting of a life that got hung upside down, and indeed, leaving a grand mess and no one to help clean up alternatively weeping, laughing as you are thinking, smiling recall Laurel and Hardy's summary definition of living a life's of ill begotten, misventured adventures: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !" but 38% worse? not an even-steven rounded up 40%, should I write you only 38% of a poem, teach? or more accurately, more mathematically, 138% of what was writ before? and you recall your older, prior words about the love hate affair between you poet, and the beauty of written brevity (her style) and you give her this then, this rambling, scrambled, attention paid notification, word attentiveness, a summary of your readings of her cheddar sharp and honey mustard sweet retorts of pained poetry, it is insufficiently but perfectly sufficient, a summarizing phrase that opens and yet briefly encapsulates all that you are feeling for her "thinking of you" or the 38% larger version thereof - ***"Well, here's another 38% more nice poetic mess you've gotten me into!"***
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uh-oh You're too slow didn't even see where the red ones go wasting your eyeline on waves and hares but the animals only go in by pairs keep it moving, don't be late you can't hide when there's too much on your plate sweating like a cheddar in the midday sun thinking too much for anything to be done time trickles through your fingers like a leaking tap the tide waits for no man so mind the ****** gap load it up, baby, pose and pout shake that *** and move it out dance with the devil, run with the wolves pride is the sin of he who falls.
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Dec 4, 2010
Dec 4, 2010 at 2:24 AM UTC
Saturday Sock Song
I write my shopping-list in rhyme. It doesn’t take me too much time, and always helps me to remember. (I’ve been doing it since last September.) Wholemeal bread low-fat spread strawberry jam dry-cured ham Cheddar cheese frozen peas free-range eggs chicken legs grape jelly pork belly lamb chops lemon drops fillet steak chocolate cake cookie mix seafood sticks tortilla chips salsa dips instant coffee treacle toffee dried sultanas ripe bananas runner beans a bunch of greens new potatoes vine tomatoes and (really urgent) liquid detergent. Now that I've written my shopping-list, I hope there's nothing that I've missed. And if you don't think much of the verse, Consider this - it could have been worse!
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Jul 29, 2016
Jul 29, 2016 at 7:34 PM UTC
My Shopping List
All i know is the ghetto And scandalous tricks In stilettos ya know Jealousy follows that the Black society creeds N i bleed Through pressure and pain Since i took the throne I embraced the reign Heir of my past pioneers Listen clear J Hendrix dropped a tear Out the sky catch the purple haze Buzz contact So all you haters get off my bozack My folks dont know how to act Quick to react Bad temper with the barrel of a gat Facin' death Heartbeatin' faster than humming bird Yup i seen a man die So **** what you heard This is for homies thugs drugs dealer Murderers to serial killers Representin' real hits Penetrate the heart of the beast WASHINGTON aint never been fair So if you see us mobbin' yo hood We dont care But this is for my homies I got a tear stained letter From my one of my homies homies Who got murdered by a 9 baretta Cuz he came up short on the cheddar Instead cuttin' em slack He wanted his life back But aint no reasonin' with a gat Pointed at ya pate Seen death servin' on his plate Two shots execution style The killer smiled he knew it was foul But thats the way it is Things will never change It makes my skin mange Wish i could rearrange The game But fools rather remain the same Wither it be pistols to glocks to shot guns There's always a soul on the run I bet i can dance underwater And not get wet So go ahead and send ya death threats Cold covert mission is eyeing me Keep my middle finger to society quietly Riotin' the scene Takin' enemies along with me If ya know what i mean?? But this is for my homies
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Aug 6, 2015
Aug 6, 2015 at 11:13 PM UTC
Homies & Thugs
All i know is the ghetto And scandalous tricks In stilettos ya know Jealousy follows that the Black society creeds N i bleed Through pressure and pain Since i took the throne I embraced the reign Heir of my past pioneers Listen clear J Hendrix dropped a tear Out the sky catch the purple haze Buzz contact So all you haters get off my bozack My folks dont know how to act Quick to react Bad temper with the barrel of a gat Facin' death Heartbeatin' faster than humming bird Yup i seen a man die So **** what you heard This is for homies thugs drugs dealer Murderers to serial killers Representin' real hits Penetrate the heart of the beast WASHINGTON aint never been fair So if you see us mobbin' yo hood We dont care But this is for my homies I got a tear stained letter From my one of my homies homies Who got murdered by a 9 baretta Cuz he came up short on the cheddar Instead cuttin' em slack He wanted his life back But aint no reasonin' with a gat Pointed at ya pate Seen death servin' on his plate Two shots execution style The killer smiled he knew it was foul But thats the way it is Things will never change It makes my skin mange Wish i could rearrange The game But fools rather remain the same Wither it be pistols to glocks to shot guns There's always a soul on the run I bet i can dance underwater And not get wet So go ahead and send ya death threats Cold covert mission is eyeing me Keep my middle finger to society quietly Riotin' the scene Takin' enemies along with me If ya know what i mean?? But this is for my homies
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I'm just smoking my **** & (spitting facts*2)..nigga.. Aye..(Smoking **** & spitting facts*2..) /I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)../2 Smoking **** & spitting facts.. /Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 I stay (smoking **** *2) & spitting facts /*2.. Spitting facts.. That's what I stay doing man,Yeah Aye....just (Smoking **** & Spitting Facts*2)..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2)....& smoking **** up..Yeah man The real is back , we been here, we never left, we just evolve man, evolve yeah to bring death to all the fake rappers, Yeah ***** I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2)..Ayo, I'm on my gangsta **** Ayo I need me a platinum grill, what up DJ Drama. We need to collab, & do a mixtape real quick..,Aye I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts..,*2)..Aye I don't want no drama or any problems homie, I just want to get my cheddar, I roll alot of marijuana Yeah so what man, but I also tell the people what's real Yeah man.. I'm bout to get so many **** bands, so much that I gotta throw some to the fam, Aye.shit, I might throw some to the fans,..Aye man, I'm bout to cause so many problems ***** like Ol ***** Bastard,Aye..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts*3)..Yeah man..,my ***** turn on the fan, its so much **** smoke up in the air that I'm starting to lose breath, Yeah I smoke awesome,.. I smoke on that dope, that choke,Yeah ***** that potent..while I'm rhyming to improve society not impress it.. Yeah I'm smoking **** & spitting game to the youth man..Let's get it..Aye.. Aye..(Smoking **** & spitting facts*2..) /I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)../2 Smoking **** & spitting facts.. /Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 I stay (smoking **** *2) & spitting facts /*2.. Spitting facts.. That's what I stay doing man,Yeah Aye....just (Smoking **** & Spitting Facts*2)..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2) & smoking **** up....Yeah man Mufuck a opinion, when all I rap about is the truth my nigga,..I be spitting facts, so Talk yo **** be a critic man, Imma be a hustling young ***** Yeah a hard worker, a go getta, a goal digger, A dream chaser..Yeah, I be spitting facts while these other rappers be spooning each other..Sodom and Gomorrah type **** ..they fooling the people, but yall dumb ***** don't wanna listen to what's real,..so be it..Imma still rhyme this same way..I know I can Spark the mind up of a future revolutionary leader mane..Yeah....Aye I'm (Smoking **** & spitting facts.. Spitting facts, Aye*3) I'm the best MC in Atlanta since Outcast,.. Yeah the biggest fish, so if the industry trys to hook me, Imma drown their ship..I'm a Outcast of this world no fallen angel..Im my favoritest artist , Young Ston he be going so **** hard, Yo he be (spitting facts*2)..Aye, I'm smoking on a doop, 2 in 1 dawg, King size cone, while I'm writing scriptures..Aye..Yeah..Uhh (I'm smoking **** & spitting facts*2) Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 Uhh,..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts*2).. Yeah (spitting facts*2) I'm just smoking my **** & (spitting facts*2)..nigga
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 1:29 PM UTC
Ston Poet - Facts
I'm just smoking my **** & (spitting facts*2)..nigga.. Aye..(Smoking **** & spitting facts*2..) /I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)../2 Smoking **** & spitting facts.. /Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 I stay (smoking **** *2) & spitting facts /*2.. Spitting facts.. That's what I stay doing man,Yeah Aye....just (Smoking **** & Spitting Facts*2)..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2)....& smoking **** up..Yeah man The real is back , we been here, we never left, we just evolve man, evolve yeah to bring death to all the fake rappers, Yeah ***** I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2)..Ayo, I'm on my gangsta **** Ayo I need me a platinum grill, what up DJ Drama. We need to collab, & do a mixtape real quick..,Aye I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts..,*2)..Aye I don't want no drama or any problems homie, I just want to get my cheddar, I roll alot of marijuana Yeah so what man, but I also tell the people what's real Yeah man.. I'm bout to get so many **** bands, so much that I gotta throw some to the fam, Aye.shit, I might throw some to the fans,..Aye man, I'm bout to cause so many problems ***** like Ol ***** Bastard,Aye..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts*3)..Yeah man..,my ***** turn on the fan, its so much **** smoke up in the air that I'm starting to lose breath, Yeah I smoke awesome,.. I smoke on that dope, that choke,Yeah ***** that potent..while I'm rhyming to improve society not impress it.. Yeah I'm smoking **** & spitting game to the youth man..Let's get it..Aye.. Aye..(Smoking **** & spitting facts*2..) /I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)../2 Smoking **** & spitting facts.. /Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 I stay (smoking **** *2) & spitting facts /*2.. Spitting facts.. That's what I stay doing man,Yeah Aye....just (Smoking **** & Spitting Facts*2)..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts2)..(Spitting facts2) & smoking **** up....Yeah man Mufuck a opinion, when all I rap about is the truth my nigga,..I be spitting facts, so Talk yo **** be a critic man, Imma be a hustling young ***** Yeah a hard worker, a go getta, a goal digger, A dream chaser..Yeah, I be spitting facts while these other rappers be spooning each other..Sodom and Gomorrah type **** ..they fooling the people, but yall dumb ***** don't wanna listen to what's real,..so be it..Imma still rhyme this same way..I know I can Spark the mind up of a future revolutionary leader mane..Yeah....Aye I'm (Smoking **** & spitting facts.. Spitting facts, Aye*3) I'm the best MC in Atlanta since Outcast,.. Yeah the biggest fish, so if the industry trys to hook me, Imma drown their ship..I'm a Outcast of this world no fallen angel..Im my favoritest artist , Young Ston he be going so **** hard, Yo he be (spitting facts*2)..Aye, I'm smoking on a doop, 2 in 1 dawg, King size cone, while I'm writing scriptures..Aye..Yeah..Uhh (I'm smoking **** & spitting facts*2) Smoking weed*3 & Spitting Facts*3 Uhh,..I stay (smoking **** & spitting facts*2).. Yeah (spitting facts*2) I'm just smoking my **** & (spitting facts*2)..nigga
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A yo Shawty, You is lookin fine, fine, fine Humph Like a crisp hundred dollar bill on da sidewalk Found between paychecks. Fine. Lookin like that Queen off in my dreams So I be real when I step to you Wussup, whut yo name is, whus yo phone number? A yo Shawty, If I gotta, I’m a steal you from somebody. I mean some ***** gon be ****** Cuz you gon be my special dish Shawty ya look good Got those legs that Mad David Ruffin not too proud to beg. I wann know whut’s behind those eyes that hypnotize. Whut’s in yo head? A yo Shawty, Is you gotta mind to go wit yo Fine, fine, fine, super fine *** I see you got class. Physical beauty surpass Named after a month cuz the thought of you last For mo days than the rains of Noah God couldn’t destroy this place ‘til he made yo face I’m down fo the chase let’s run dis race. A yo Shawty Yeah you Tongue ring and accessories Make me wanna catch yo disease I wanna inhale what you exhale Taste whut you smell My idea of Hell is you not by my side A yo Shawty I shall provide That fire fo you to ride I ain’t givin you no cheese But together we can make Swiss cheese, American and cheddar In memory of you no falsified lines That month befo summer and at de end of spring A yo Shawty Let’s get togever and do da right thing. Like a fat *** Spike Lee Joint Roll up dat bubonic sticky green chronic And let’s pull together Get close like crystal when we toast Every anniversary Cristol in the crystal We boast that I’m yours and you is mine A yo Shawty You lookin Fine, fine, fine. Hmph. Like a crisp hundred dollar bill on da sidewalk Found between paychecks. Fine.
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Mar 13, 2015
Mar 13, 2015 at 9:46 AM UTC
A Yo Shawty
A yo Shawty, You is lookin fine, fine, fine Humph Like a crisp hundred dollar bill on da sidewalk Found between paychecks. Fine. Lookin like that Queen off in my dreams So I be real when I step to you Wussup, whut yo name is, whus yo phone number? A yo Shawty, If I gotta, I’m a steal you from somebody. I mean some ***** gon be ****** Cuz you gon be my special dish Shawty ya look good Got those legs that Mad David Ruffin not too proud to beg. I wann know whut’s behind those eyes that hypnotize. Whut’s in yo head? A yo Shawty, Is you gotta mind to go wit yo Fine, fine, fine, super fine *** I see you got class. Physical beauty surpass Named after a month cuz the thought of you last For mo days than the rains of Noah God couldn’t destroy this place ‘til he made yo face I’m down fo the chase let’s run dis race. A yo Shawty Yeah you Tongue ring and accessories Make me wanna catch yo disease I wanna inhale what you exhale Taste whut you smell My idea of Hell is you not by my side A yo Shawty I shall provide That fire fo you to ride I ain’t givin you no cheese But together we can make Swiss cheese, American and cheddar In memory of you no falsified lines That month befo summer and at de end of spring A yo Shawty Let’s get togever and do da right thing. Like a fat *** Spike Lee Joint Roll up dat bubonic sticky green chronic And let’s pull together Get close like crystal when we toast Every anniversary Cristol in the crystal We boast that I’m yours and you is mine A yo Shawty You lookin Fine, fine, fine. Hmph. Like a crisp hundred dollar bill on da sidewalk Found between paychecks. Fine.
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Grown beneath the sun, Holding the occasional rain drop, Surrounded on all sides by companions. Snip! Cut off forever from nourishment, Collected with a few companions, No clue what the future will hold. Moving swiftly through the air, Higher than ever dreamed, but Fearful of sky diving without a parachute. Misted occasionally, Attempting to maintain appearances, Despite being starved of food. Enduring more body-jolting aerial swoops, Drowned in a swift waterfall, Losing companions that did not maintain their appearance as deftly. Chop, chop, chop! Sliced into innumerable bits, Wondering if life is over, Now that one’s shape is forever lost. Perfuming the air with a distinctive aroma, Blending it with those already in the air, From other small bits of greenery. Fears realized at last: Falling from a great height to the ground, But falling on a soft cushion. Smothered with white strings, Rolled up tightly in the soft cushion, No escape route possible. Dying in the heat, Spreading into the gooey whiteness, Wondering what the point of it all was. Eventually cooling down, Being exposed to air once again, And hearing (if it were only possible): This is the best herb cheddar bread I’ve ever had! Was the result worthy of the chives and Italian parsley’s sacrifice? All who partook of the savoury goodness certainly believed it was!
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Nov 24, 2018
Nov 24, 2018 at 12:26 PM UTC
Perspective
REHAB MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB BUT I JUST SAY NO, I HATE REHAB CAUSE IT’S WHERE CRAZY PEOPLE GO CRAZY PEOPLE WHO BASH PEOPLE UP, FOR BEING THERE OWN PERSON CRAZY PEOPLE, WHO GET UP TO MISCHIEF, FOR GRAND LARSON YOU SEE MY FOLKS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB BUT I SAY NO, THEY WANTED ME TO GO AND GET BETTER BUT I SAY I AM BETTER OFF AT HOME SITTING ON MY COUCH WITH MY ART AND COMPUTER BY MY SIDE IS WAY BETTER THAN GOING TO REHAB TO SEE SOME BIKIE RIP THE TV OUT OF THE WALL I HATE GOING TO REHAB, CAUSE I AM NOT THAT SICK YOU SEE ONLY NERDS GET BETTER, AND I AIN’T NO NERD I WANT TO STOP BAD THOUGHTS, BUT I CAN DO THAT ON THE COUCH I DON’T NEED NO MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL TELLING ME HOW TO ACT I DON’T WANT TO GO TO REHAB, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME I HAVE MY OWN WAYS OF REFORMING MYSELF RATHER THAN LISTENING TO IDIOTS IN THERE THE ONLY ****** I AM IS A YOUTUBE ONE AND I IF I SEE ANYONE FROM THERE, I SAY I BETTER LEAVE THEM ALONE AND THEY WILL COME HOME, TO TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS, AS IF I CAN HELP OH **** MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB, BUT I SAY NO MY LIFE IS SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY TAPESTRY AND COKE AND COMPUTER, OH YEAH AND NOW, A SAILOR WENT TO SEA SEA SEA, TO SEE WHAT HE CAN SEE SEE SEE AND ALL THAT HE CAN SEE SEE SEE, WAS A PACKET OF CHEDDAR CHEESE CCs AND BRIAN ALLAN YELLED OUT WHERE’S THE SALSA, MY DEAR BOY MY PARENTS WANT ME TO GO TO REHAB AND I SAY NO REHAB IS A PLACE FOR LOSERWS AND I SAY NO, I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE MY COMPUTER, OR MY ART JUST TO GET YELLED AT IN REHAB, NO NO NO NO NO THE ONLY ****** IN ME IS AC YOUTUBE ****** I AM OBSSESED WITH YOUTUBE AND MY ART IF YOU WANT ME BACK IN REHAB, YOU CAN GO AND KISS MY *** CAUSE I HATE REHAB, WITH A PASSION, DUDES
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Jan 24, 2015
Jan 24, 2015 at 7:52 PM UTC
REHAB, BY ME, THE TAKE OFF AMY WHITEHOUSE, SHARES MY EXPERIENCES IN REHAB
REHAB MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB BUT I JUST SAY NO, I HATE REHAB CAUSE IT’S WHERE CRAZY PEOPLE GO CRAZY PEOPLE WHO BASH PEOPLE UP, FOR BEING THERE OWN PERSON CRAZY PEOPLE, WHO GET UP TO MISCHIEF, FOR GRAND LARSON YOU SEE MY FOLKS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB BUT I SAY NO, THEY WANTED ME TO GO AND GET BETTER BUT I SAY I AM BETTER OFF AT HOME SITTING ON MY COUCH WITH MY ART AND COMPUTER BY MY SIDE IS WAY BETTER THAN GOING TO REHAB TO SEE SOME BIKIE RIP THE TV OUT OF THE WALL I HATE GOING TO REHAB, CAUSE I AM NOT THAT SICK YOU SEE ONLY NERDS GET BETTER, AND I AIN’T NO NERD I WANT TO STOP BAD THOUGHTS, BUT I CAN DO THAT ON THE COUCH I DON’T NEED NO MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL TELLING ME HOW TO ACT I DON’T WANT TO GO TO REHAB, AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME I HAVE MY OWN WAYS OF REFORMING MYSELF RATHER THAN LISTENING TO IDIOTS IN THERE THE ONLY ****** I AM IS A YOUTUBE ONE AND I IF I SEE ANYONE FROM THERE, I SAY I BETTER LEAVE THEM ALONE AND THEY WILL COME HOME, TO TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS, AS IF I CAN HELP OH **** MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO GO TO REHAB, BUT I SAY NO MY LIFE IS SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY TAPESTRY AND COKE AND COMPUTER, OH YEAH AND NOW, A SAILOR WENT TO SEA SEA SEA, TO SEE WHAT HE CAN SEE SEE SEE AND ALL THAT HE CAN SEE SEE SEE, WAS A PACKET OF CHEDDAR CHEESE CCs AND BRIAN ALLAN YELLED OUT WHERE’S THE SALSA, MY DEAR BOY MY PARENTS WANT ME TO GO TO REHAB AND I SAY NO REHAB IS A PLACE FOR LOSERWS AND I SAY NO, I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE MY COMPUTER, OR MY ART JUST TO GET YELLED AT IN REHAB, NO NO NO NO NO THE ONLY ****** IN ME IS AC YOUTUBE ****** I AM OBSSESED WITH YOUTUBE AND MY ART IF YOU WANT ME BACK IN REHAB, YOU CAN GO AND KISS MY *** CAUSE I HATE REHAB, WITH A PASSION, DUDES
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say what you want of me i'm true to myself and how i feel tell me i need to be better cause you're right that i should do more i should that i could be more i could "what do you want though?" happiness enough cheddar to see myself fed i'm no dairy farmer but cream has filled my head and now i'm sinking cause the light man is now heavier than lead
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Mar 11, 2021
Mar 11, 2021 at 2:22 PM UTC
Cream Is Heavier Than It Seems
*I wish I had the courage to talk to pretty girls. It’s not them; it’s their cold beauty that makes my fingers shiver, and rejection that makes me feel like I’m a white lighter that strikes out nothing more than sparks. I wish I had the courage to not take **** from my superiors and remind them that when you beat the life out of a man, you had better cut a deal with Death if you plan to let him stand back up. I wish I had the courage to rise above peer pressure and see that a bulletproof vest isn’t so dumb when you realize that the person you take a bullet, for was actually the one who loaded the gun.   I wish I had the courage to tell you that your **** looked HUGE in those jeans, and I wanted to burn every other pair you owned. I wish I had the courage to get out of bed every morning, because sometimes I forget that I’m actually still alive, and my blinds keep hiding the fact that this world is made of sugar. I wish I had the courage to be vulnerable again but trust is a treasure someone stole from my heart, left a bag of sand in its place, and took off running. I wish I had the courage to ask for help because I’m not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge and I was born with a head that could break down brick walls. I wish I had the courage to own a snake but I was brought up Catholic so I am conditioned to fearing both the Devil and God. I wish I had the courage to keep my commitments so when the people I love open my promise box, they actually find something inside. I wish I had the courage to let go of the past and get past the point of letting go. I wish I had to courage to speak at your funeral . . . but I’ve never been the fastest to pick up the pieces, and even when I do I always put them in the wrong place, so **** it. I filed down the jigsaw edges so now all I have to do is connect the dots, but every time I do, all I get are silhouettes of you; us. I see your face in a day more than I see faces in a week. It’s the reason I stand at the edge of rooftops, the reason all my mirrors are broken, the reason I wake up with my face floating in a pool. I wrote a paper this morning titled, “To Do Today:” It's crumpled somewhere on the floor because the only thing I’m really going To Do Today: -is miss you.*
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Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013 at 7:56 PM UTC
Unspoken Eulogy
*I wish I had the courage to talk to pretty girls. It’s not them; it’s their cold beauty that makes my fingers shiver, and rejection that makes me feel like I’m a white lighter that strikes out nothing more than sparks. I wish I had the courage to not take **** from my superiors and remind them that when you beat the life out of a man, you had better cut a deal with Death if you plan to let him stand back up. I wish I had the courage to rise above peer pressure and see that a bulletproof vest isn’t so dumb when you realize that the person you take a bullet, for was actually the one who loaded the gun.   I wish I had the courage to tell you that your **** looked HUGE in those jeans, and I wanted to burn every other pair you owned. I wish I had the courage to get out of bed every morning, because sometimes I forget that I’m actually still alive, and my blinds keep hiding the fact that this world is made of sugar. I wish I had the courage to be vulnerable again but trust is a treasure someone stole from my heart, left a bag of sand in its place, and took off running. I wish I had the courage to ask for help because I’m not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge and I was born with a head that could break down brick walls. I wish I had the courage to own a snake but I was brought up Catholic so I am conditioned to fearing both the Devil and God. I wish I had the courage to keep my commitments so when the people I love open my promise box, they actually find something inside. I wish I had the courage to let go of the past and get past the point of letting go. I wish I had to courage to speak at your funeral . . . but I’ve never been the fastest to pick up the pieces, and even when I do I always put them in the wrong place, so **** it. I filed down the jigsaw edges so now all I have to do is connect the dots, but every time I do, all I get are silhouettes of you; us. I see your face in a day more than I see faces in a week. It’s the reason I stand at the edge of rooftops, the reason all my mirrors are broken, the reason I wake up with my face floating in a pool. I wrote a paper this morning titled, “To Do Today:” It's crumpled somewhere on the floor because the only thing I’m really going To Do Today: -is miss you.*
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Oh Jesus time by the pink and purple sunset Thinking of a traveling guitar boy, of chai sleep broken by dying beggars all trying to tell me something. If the ocean lights don't call us home we could backpack to the crocodile places eat thirteen camels with the people smoke tea and rainy day cigarettes. Heartache sits like snow on the roof of the hollow hut Connecticut. The kids tried too many times for nothing. Mom dream better for me Wear your peace face I'm trying to change You're talking France nostalgia while upstairs the weaver makes seven-dollar laments for international slum chickens. We can't do better than the break-bone average reading scorched Chalbi newspapers hacking coughs and statii soup for company. Bukowski's in Mumbai eating cheddar My siblings are in cages down in Egypt The Spanish Communist cowboys spill Turkana survivors on the floor of the Greyhound bus Is there a hood idealist, ghetto healer? My Sacramento roommate's drinking skeleton coffee in the bathtub, she's got the Arab fever, so have I, and not much else but these crazy plague jackets this hungry smoking December and Rumi's kids in cold-bread streets with protest signs. We're easier taught the panic than the magic or the save, There's too much strange and midnight waste. You didn't know I needed you but you came through. You're shimmering in clothes of saxaphone
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 2:03 AM UTC
The Displaced Poem
There were two balloons and a vinyl kite wedged in the branches of the lemon tree and I ate a sandwich with cheddar cheese and watched a little girl cry. She was sweet, weak, sad, she had a lemon scented sigh. I imagined how and why and when she would stop to dry her eyes. But those tears that flowed will wash away the tears that flowed down yesterday. It eased the weight of thought off my mind and rent the lemons from their rinds. And each new lemon seed grew another lemon tree, and each new lemon tree grew fresh new lemons innumerable. And each balloon and vinyl kite that floated in the breeze were caught and held for ransom for little girls' tears. And each little girl with years and years and years will be a little woman that has no time for kites, between the money spent replacing them for crying little girls.
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May 27, 2010
May 27, 2010 at 1:23 AM UTC
The Lemon Tree
Tell me how, One person can divide into Three perfectly psychotic sentiments While still appearing to be whole Tell me how Multiplying your kindness only Creates a rift between myself and patience And ends with nights of contemplation followed by tumultuous Back-and-forths with imaginary numbers For I am no mathematician I cannot find a solution to every concrete problem I do not bother with equations or substitutes I only skim the symbol, rewrite questions and leave the answers hanging in the air Tell me why, Subtracting victims from my life Only added a murderous sentiment To every repeating decimal that couldn’t find its’ place Tell me why, The quadratic formula is emblazoned in my memory But everyone keeps throwing opposites at me So forgetting whether to add or to subtract becomes hazy And the square root gets suspended until next class, so the Four drops off the plane, two goes insane, and Letters lose their fictitious meanings For I am no mathematician Archimedes is finding the constant of my triangular coffin While Newton is rolling in his gravity Carl Gauss is busy laughing his *** off with fundamentals in his eyes and Descartes keeps whispering incoherent Latin, migraines sprinting towards me As if in a race So don’t ask me Whether or not you should divide by zero Or whether it requires sine, cosine, or a tangent My logic will not tell you anything you want to hear I am through trying to piece together this imaginary puzzle And I’ve had enough of playing this never-ending game Because I’ve been through two continents, and 4 different states And I still don’t know the meaning of my name. For I am no mathematician The only pie charts I am fond of, have to do with sugar and preheating an oven to 450 degrees And with every cubic centimeter I start thinking of cubes of cheddar cheese For I am no mathematician I can’t graph a simple line I don’t understand the dimensions of the polygon shown above And I’m tired of wasting precious time
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Oct 2, 2015
Oct 2, 2015 at 6:15 PM UTC
Mathematics (2010)
Tell me how, One person can divide into Three perfectly psychotic sentiments While still appearing to be whole Tell me how Multiplying your kindness only Creates a rift between myself and patience And ends with nights of contemplation followed by tumultuous Back-and-forths with imaginary numbers For I am no mathematician I cannot find a solution to every concrete problem I do not bother with equations or substitutes I only skim the symbol, rewrite questions and leave the answers hanging in the air Tell me why, Subtracting victims from my life Only added a murderous sentiment To every repeating decimal that couldn’t find its’ place Tell me why, The quadratic formula is emblazoned in my memory But everyone keeps throwing opposites at me So forgetting whether to add or to subtract becomes hazy And the square root gets suspended until next class, so the Four drops off the plane, two goes insane, and Letters lose their fictitious meanings For I am no mathematician Archimedes is finding the constant of my triangular coffin While Newton is rolling in his gravity Carl Gauss is busy laughing his *** off with fundamentals in his eyes and Descartes keeps whispering incoherent Latin, migraines sprinting towards me As if in a race So don’t ask me Whether or not you should divide by zero Or whether it requires sine, cosine, or a tangent My logic will not tell you anything you want to hear I am through trying to piece together this imaginary puzzle And I’ve had enough of playing this never-ending game Because I’ve been through two continents, and 4 different states And I still don’t know the meaning of my name. For I am no mathematician The only pie charts I am fond of, have to do with sugar and preheating an oven to 450 degrees And with every cubic centimeter I start thinking of cubes of cheddar cheese For I am no mathematician I can’t graph a simple line I don’t understand the dimensions of the polygon shown above And I’m tired of wasting precious time
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This meal will be magic worldwide skills, are no sort of tragic for starters may I suggest the spinach dip, you put to the test Broccoli cheddar chowder to help you recoup but served with pit I'd choose Mock Turtle soup It's what mock turtle soup is made from So your hungry? But would never eat a horse let me enlighten thee main course It'll keep you lookin great, in your bikini Its the sauteed jack, pita panini Yet wait just a second don't be so quick to cruise for dessert your spirit will vigor for my strawberry mousse
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Jan 8, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 at 11:06 PM UTC
Meal For Chlorina
drunk woodland children, we ask so many questions, we firefly skin. the picnic table beneath our lamps, our ouija board, our girlfriends next to us warm and laughing. stories: we tell stories to scare eachother before descending into our tents on the outer darks. sweet night nothings. & everythings. i’m consumed by dreams of you; somehow running; somehow ******* my way out of my own inevitable death. a lady bug wing half-yanked and humming. wind scorpion. mosquito in the early morning buzz, and i roll over to see your puffy little sleeping face ::: sunlight there. limp beyond the tent and zipper. we eat mayo sharp cheddar salami wheat sammies & take acid. everyone one else goes on a group nature-hike, but i stay behind hallucinating of my dead mother in those sequined clothes she used to wear. ::: we play scrabble and talk, until she leaves. like love. like guitar strummed chords and many hydrations later – my tribe returns, with fish. the girl i love. you/she roll joints in your lap, in my lap, in a chair and i mirage the faces of everyone through glass & slosh; through campfire & lemonade.
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Jun 6, 2014
Jun 6, 2014 at 4:22 AM UTC
organic light
The cheddar-like moon Flirting with the bashful stars tipping them the wink
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Jul 4, 2015
Jul 4, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC
Cocky moon
He awoke at four that morning with the sunrise. "Time to go, babe, get ready," he said with a smile, Thinking I had been asleep, unaware I lied awake all night, waiting anxiously. I wondered if he thought it rather strange, His little girl wanted to deep-sea fish. He hand-made ham sandwiches with cheddar cheese-- (Because he knows that cheddar is my favorite)-- And then forced me to take some dramamine. "It keeps you from puking your lunch," he teased. I didn't fuss at him for giving me the **** pills. I was ready to catch my first Atlantic shark. Florida's early mornings aren't that warm, So he gave me his old jean jacket as we drove south. The dock was full of average sailor types-- Our captain's name was Anderson, I think. Anderson looked just like his boat too, Weathered by the wicked waves of the ocean. The boat would swerve and I would sway so awkwardly, Unbalanced like a newborn giraffe. Dad gripped my shaking shoulders and whooped, "This one's gonna be a beauty, you can mark my words!" I snatched, tugged, and reeled violently--! The beast finally surfaced with the tiniest plash. She wiggled on the hook, to my mild astonishment, Slippery, slime-covered, and small in size. "It's a white snapper!" Anderson boomed. She was sixteen inches and diamond white, Glistening in the sun like the greatest treasure. Dad patted me on the back, chest swollen with pride. Catching Atlantic sharks didn't matter now.
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Nov 13, 2010
Nov 13, 2010 at 9:15 AM UTC
Fishing
chocolate chip pancakes 6 am you, gagging on the smell of melted cheddar homegrown peppers in our scrambled eggs something to keep our bellies warm for the long day ahead
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 2:30 PM UTC
Breakfast (Home pt. 2)
I swear I'm not a Munster. Don't leave me provolone. When you asiago away I really Swiss you. It makes me bleu to watch you leave. People keep telling me it'll get cheddar. I'm feta up with going to havarties. Queso, maybe tomorrow will be Gouda.
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Sep 14, 2013
Sep 14, 2013 at 12:39 PM UTC
tragic cheeses
The match struck and I ignited, My heart melted like strong cheddar cheese Bubbling, with juvenile hope. You taught me how to nurture my smile - Let it run free. You were the guide who helped me relocate my laugh that got lost somewhere on the left side of my brain Now, Every time my smile tries to fade, Like comfort food seeping through my punctured happiness, Your fondue jokes take me back to that day, like the burning cheese that seethed into love.
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Aug 5, 2013
Aug 5, 2013 at 5:21 PM UTC
Seriously Strong
do you know when you've had a really long day, and you stop at the grocery store to buy dinner, and you don't really want to cook so you go to the deli section and you think, I could go for some cheese tonight, so you head to the fridge carousel and you pick up some cheddar and it says it's been aged for two years and it looks pretty tender and you think, This is some nice cheese, but as you put it in your basket you see another cheese and it's gouda and it's smoked and you think, Gouda? I hadn't even thought about gouda, so then you think about gouda and you start to notice all these other kinds of cheeses and you see that the gouda is lactose free and even though you're not lactose intolerant that somehow intrigues you, and you don't know a lot about cheese so you think maybe it's because gouda comes from goats not cows and then you think How come people aren't intolerant to goat's milk? so then you look back at the cheddar and now it doesn't seem so nice even though it's been aged for two years and it's pretty tender and you thought it was nice before, so then you put the cheddar back but as soon as you let it go you think What if I don't like gouda? and so you put the gouda down and now you're standing there by that refrigerated cheese carousel without a ******* thing in your hands and you get sort of sad all of a sudden and you wonder if you're ever going to pick a cheese and even if you do will it ever be the right cheese and suddenly you start to tear up but you think, No, I'm better than crying in a grocery store, so you pick up the cheddar again because trust your first gut right? and you pay for your cheese and you walk back to your car but as you sit there in the parking lot getting ready leave you realize that maybe it's not about the ******* cheese and it's never about the ******* cheese and maybe you don't even like the ******* cheese that much anyway and so you kind of scrub your fingers into your scalp and pull your hair and hit the steering wheel once or maybe twice and your cheeks are hot and wet and it's hard to see so you rub your eyes dry and when you look up there's an elderly asian man watching you freak out a little bit in your car by yourself, and so you slowly start your car and pull out of the parking lot and as you drive away you wonder if the elderly asian man ever cries and if he ever can't decide on a cheese and if he ever thinks that he doesn't even like cheese at all either.
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Sep 12, 2014
Sep 12, 2014 at 6:19 PM UTC
cheese
do you know when you've had a really long day, and you stop at the grocery store to buy dinner, and you don't really want to cook so you go to the deli section and you think, I could go for some cheese tonight, so you head to the fridge carousel and you pick up some cheddar and it says it's been aged for two years and it looks pretty tender and you think, This is some nice cheese, but as you put it in your basket you see another cheese and it's gouda and it's smoked and you think, Gouda? I hadn't even thought about gouda, so then you think about gouda and you start to notice all these other kinds of cheeses and you see that the gouda is lactose free and even though you're not lactose intolerant that somehow intrigues you, and you don't know a lot about cheese so you think maybe it's because gouda comes from goats not cows and then you think How come people aren't intolerant to goat's milk? so then you look back at the cheddar and now it doesn't seem so nice even though it's been aged for two years and it's pretty tender and you thought it was nice before, so then you put the cheddar back but as soon as you let it go you think What if I don't like gouda? and so you put the gouda down and now you're standing there by that refrigerated cheese carousel without a ******* thing in your hands and you get sort of sad all of a sudden and you wonder if you're ever going to pick a cheese and even if you do will it ever be the right cheese and suddenly you start to tear up but you think, No, I'm better than crying in a grocery store, so you pick up the cheddar again because trust your first gut right? and you pay for your cheese and you walk back to your car but as you sit there in the parking lot getting ready leave you realize that maybe it's not about the ******* cheese and it's never about the ******* cheese and maybe you don't even like the ******* cheese that much anyway and so you kind of scrub your fingers into your scalp and pull your hair and hit the steering wheel once or maybe twice and your cheeks are hot and wet and it's hard to see so you rub your eyes dry and when you look up there's an elderly asian man watching you freak out a little bit in your car by yourself, and so you slowly start your car and pull out of the parking lot and as you drive away you wonder if the elderly asian man ever cries and if he ever can't decide on a cheese and if he ever thinks that he doesn't even like cheese at all either.
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