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"chauffeur" poems
Magical cauldron apomixes connoisseur               Cephalic phantasmagoria entity obliquitous         Mystical conjurous conjugal entrepreneur                         Fantasia fantastication phantasm obsequious Amorously arduous ardent raconteur Ephemeral translucent opulence ubiquitous             Vanity sanctimonium temerities saboteur Intrepid verve’s intriguingly iniquitous Sorcerous sabbatical apothegms chauffeur Endemic veracities fortuitous elicitous Futurity fatidics fornication kithe                         Ephemeral metaphor semantics flaunts Empirical emulation scenarios blithe Subjunctive subliminal nostalgias haunts Agile articulation acuities lithe                           Analogizing corroborative prolificacy daunts Alacritous tactile manipulations writhe Numinous syntactical paradigm *****                   Emanate imminent perdition tithe Orotund jaded seal ordinand jaunts                                                                                                    Overt convection coercions chiaroscuro tempestuous                                                   Apex crux axis ****** matrix torrid                         Manifest objectified enamorous interstice lecherous Spurt binge spree ***** protuberance squalid    endearingly engendering amore
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Jan 13, 2013
Jan 13, 2013 at 9:51 PM UTC
Phalaxy
Magical cauldron apomixes connoisseur               Cephalic phantasmagoria entity obliquitous         Mystical conjurous conjugal entrepreneur                         Fantasia fantastication phantasm obsequious Amorously arduous ardent raconteur Ephemeral translucent opulence ubiquitous             Vanity sanctimonium temerities saboteur Intrepid verve’s intriguingly iniquitous Sorcerous sabbatical apothegms chauffeur Endemic veracities fortuitous elicitous Futurity fatidics fornication kithe                         Ephemeral metaphor semantics flaunts Empirical emulation scenarios blithe Subjunctive subliminal nostalgias haunts Agile articulation acuities lithe                           Analogizing corroborative prolificacy daunts Alacritous tactile manipulations writhe Numinous syntactical paradigm *****                   Emanate imminent perdition tithe Orotund jaded seal ordinand jaunts                                                                                                    Overt convection coercions chiaroscuro tempestuous                                                   Apex crux axis ****** matrix torrid                         Manifest objectified enamorous interstice lecherous Spurt binge spree ***** protuberance squalid    endearingly engendering amore
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Sometimes... History gets written on lazy weekend afternoons with mounting passions dripping sweat and throbbing pulses. The first sight of you and confusion set in Was it the sight of raindrops glistening on your naked back or the sunrays deflecting from your bare skin... I didn't want to find out I cared not for all of a sudden I found my palms sweating aching to feel your all consuming wet embrace Was I blushing furiously ? Could you read my thoughts ? Was the ferocity of my thoughts so obvious? Suddenly I no longer cared... I wanted you to know I wanted my brazenness to spill over your naked soul I wanted my desires to embrace your sensuous breaths. Such chemistry as this could only be mutual... My steps no longer hesitant I rushed to you my eager fingers caressing your bare back I could feel my pleasure as I mounted you Then with a sinking heart I suddenly realized... this was an affair not meant to be I would never be able to taste ecstasy's unparalleled heights This was it... I could feel my frustration as it hit me all of a sudden those ...frenzied heights could never be mine... I would have to hire a chauffeur at the earliest... and watch with dismayed heart ...as a new affair unfolds before my very eyes !!! ( Oh !God !When would I ever learn to drive ???)
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Sep 26, 2010
Sep 26, 2010 at 11:36 PM UTC
Love at first sight....
Of Nannies ‘n houses ‘n Pink Flamingos Cars ‘n clothes ‘n foreign lingoes The rich hate the poor, the poor hate the rich Did you see “Her” today? Boy, she sure is a ***** How did they get here, a chauffeur you say? ‘Cause Mom and Dad are Always away. They remembered her birthday Or so said the staff A party, a clown Just make her laugh The rich hate the poor and the poor hate the rich Did you see “Her” today? Boy, she sure is a ***** He stood on the corner outside a shack Schoolbooks in hand, his lunch in a sack He remembered his birthday Or so said his mom His dad wasn’t drunk Just tired ‘n run down. The bad hate the good and the good hate the bad Did you see “Them” today? Boy, they sure did look sad. All the dreams and the dollars Or missing of such Builds a foundation or makes us a crutch Better built on kindness, compassion and love Understanding that all are the same from above We all hurt the same deep in our heart Forgotten, abused, life plays its part Dressed up in spangles, bobbles or beads A yard full of flowers, garbage or weeds Under the crust is a person who bleeds The bad hate the good and the good hate the bad Did you see “Them” today? Boy, they sure did look sad.
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Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 at 11:22 AM UTC
Prejudice
If aliens were real and came down from outer-space picking me up at sunset from my car, or place I'd try to be so polite and chauffeur them the globe while stressing emphatically ain't gonna be an **** probe We could go to diner go dancing, under strobes let me stress right now there Yoda ain't gonna be an **** probe They may argue all they want but they're still just xenophobes and unless they all look, just like Taylor Swift ain't gonna be an **** probe
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Dec 13, 2016
Dec 13, 2016 at 7:55 AM UTC
Ahhh, no way ET
I took a hearse to prom. Not the most conventional way at all. Not the sort of carriage a prince Should take to a ball. My chauffeur drove me. He was dressed in black. I suppose a hearse is better Than my mum’s old Cadillac. I drove alone to prom. Said I’d meet my date there. Besides, she’d be late with all Her make-up and her hair. I just had to suit up And get my tie to sit real still. Then my father looked me over, And said; ‘I think you fit the bill.’ So I sat in anticipation As I drove there to the prom. But who’d have thought in two minutes Everything would go wrong. My father’s an alcoholic, see. As was my chauffeur. Because they are the same man. The man who drove the hearse.
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Apr 13, 2014
Apr 13, 2014 at 5:35 AM UTC
The Man Who Drove The Hearse
Always____** Days Months Up to our loved ones necks Getting callbacks and lookbacks Will I be most likely rejected? Until dusk to Dawn The full moon turned What will be expected? Shoved mouth to mouth brewed into the Starbucks  With any luck It's hard to make a buck $ The Dawn Lightning Striking again wetter Ridiculous remarks and kicks in the pants He shoved me into a romance But we never ended up where I wanted to go France The editorial the Mediterranean Slim chance rainbow diet The villas of the exotic flowers riot Vacationer in vineyards Grassy bear Mr. Griswald Vacation despair Party pushovers The sour cherries OOh! La Wee Vacation, The push and shove What's up Doc_____* The jilted Jump always a stump What-what about the President Trump Shoved me right into this poem sonnet Documents of Vacations places of memories The Jack *** Surrounded by screwdriver Or meeting the screwballs_______ Or goofballs Sesame Street parade Big bird feast His face climbed Mount Everest Dry mouth lips ((Frenchie Vermouth)) He's the right fielder The field Mr. Costner on her left dreams The toast all shoved around the town chauffeur Don't shove me inside your world vacation Big problems not like ordering the best pizza in Brooklyn Memorial day shoved into a soiree' Unbelievable traffic American Major problem leagues Upscale love signs and graphics To resolve this Vacation big shots The London Hotshots Society At the worst time, I had to do Political speech Don't shove me or leave me If you're not going to please me And not your payroll to tease me He's next on the move pushed to be shoved I rose I suppose He shoved me He gazed upon me Like another ticket to his vacation He dazed with his eyes not to be loved But all yummy To take a bite Apple strudel pie But dark ends of petal flowered bright The last word struggling to feel shot My payroll got me a raise My own vacation to myself big praise to love me Not to be pushed to love someone A vacation is to be with someone that treats you on a pedestal Don't shove me this is my portal
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May 25, 2018
May 25, 2018 at 2:44 PM UTC
Shove me Vacation
Always____** Days Months Up to our loved ones necks Getting callbacks and lookbacks Will I be most likely rejected? Until dusk to Dawn The full moon turned What will be expected? Shoved mouth to mouth brewed into the Starbucks  With any luck It's hard to make a buck $ The Dawn Lightning Striking again wetter Ridiculous remarks and kicks in the pants He shoved me into a romance But we never ended up where I wanted to go France The editorial the Mediterranean Slim chance rainbow diet The villas of the exotic flowers riot Vacationer in vineyards Grassy bear Mr. Griswald Vacation despair Party pushovers The sour cherries OOh! La Wee Vacation, The push and shove What's up Doc_____* The jilted Jump always a stump What-what about the President Trump Shoved me right into this poem sonnet Documents of Vacations places of memories The Jack *** Surrounded by screwdriver Or meeting the screwballs_______ Or goofballs Sesame Street parade Big bird feast His face climbed Mount Everest Dry mouth lips ((Frenchie Vermouth)) He's the right fielder The field Mr. Costner on her left dreams The toast all shoved around the town chauffeur Don't shove me inside your world vacation Big problems not like ordering the best pizza in Brooklyn Memorial day shoved into a soiree' Unbelievable traffic American Major problem leagues Upscale love signs and graphics To resolve this Vacation big shots The London Hotshots Society At the worst time, I had to do Political speech Don't shove me or leave me If you're not going to please me And not your payroll to tease me He's next on the move pushed to be shoved I rose I suppose He shoved me He gazed upon me Like another ticket to his vacation He dazed with his eyes not to be loved But all yummy To take a bite Apple strudel pie But dark ends of petal flowered bright The last word struggling to feel shot My payroll got me a raise My own vacation to myself big praise to love me Not to be pushed to love someone A vacation is to be with someone that treats you on a pedestal Don't shove me this is my portal
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Magical cauldron apomixes connoisseur               Cephalic phantasmagoria entity obliquitous         Mystical conjurous conjugal entrepreneur                         Fantasia fantastication phantasm obsequious Amorously arduous ardent raconteur Ephemeral translucent opulence ubiquitous             Vanity sanctimonium temerities saboteur Intrepid verve’s intriguingly iniquitous Sorcerous sabbatness apothegms chauffeur Endemic veracities fortuitous elicitous Futurity fatidic's fornication kithe                         Ephemeral metaphor semantics flaunts Empirical emulation scenarios blithe Subjunctive subliminal nostalgias haunts Agile articulation acuities lithe                           Analogizing corroborative prolificacy daunts Alacritous tactile manipulations writhe Numinous syntactical paradigm *****                   Emanate imminent perdition tithe Orotund jaded seal ordinand jaunts                                                           ­                                         Overt convection coercions chiaroscuro tempestuous                                                   Ape­x crux axis ****** matrix torrid                         Manifest objectified enamorous interstice lecherous Spurt binge spree ***** protuberance squalid    endearingly engendering amore
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Mar 30, 2017
Mar 30, 2017 at 7:59 PM UTC
Phalaxy
Magical cauldron apomixes connoisseur               Cephalic phantasmagoria entity obliquitous         Mystical conjurous conjugal entrepreneur                         Fantasia fantastication phantasm obsequious Amorously arduous ardent raconteur Ephemeral translucent opulence ubiquitous             Vanity sanctimonium temerities saboteur Intrepid verve’s intriguingly iniquitous Sorcerous sabbatness apothegms chauffeur Endemic veracities fortuitous elicitous Futurity fatidic's fornication kithe                         Ephemeral metaphor semantics flaunts Empirical emulation scenarios blithe Subjunctive subliminal nostalgias haunts Agile articulation acuities lithe                           Analogizing corroborative prolificacy daunts Alacritous tactile manipulations writhe Numinous syntactical paradigm *****                   Emanate imminent perdition tithe Orotund jaded seal ordinand jaunts                                                           ­                                         Overt convection coercions chiaroscuro tempestuous                                                   Ape­x crux axis ****** matrix torrid                         Manifest objectified enamorous interstice lecherous Spurt binge spree ***** protuberance squalid    endearingly engendering amore
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She bore three kids, Cooked their meals. Washed and cleaned, Paid the bills. Morning game shows Brought her thrills, Daytime dramas Gave her shills. She juggled schedules Without a care, Her kids' chauffeur Going here and there. To softball and soccer practices To see them in a play, It went on day after day. The hurts and pains Wouldn’t go away, The wrinkles too Were there to stay. She moaned and groaned, She pined all day Of throbbing joints that ached. Her hair started turning gray, She's getting old, a big mistake. Her rich husband said one day, This life is not for me, I'm going my own way, I'm stifled, need to be free. I'll give you child support, You'll have alimony too, The love is gone, What else is there to do? He went away To start a new life, She's on her own To toil and strife. He up and left her, Very happy now, He found himself A trophy wife.
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Mar 14, 2010
Mar 14, 2010 at 5:35 PM UTC
A New Life
startle cracks and curtain calls my eyelids back diaphanous dropped and veils up dewy bloom spotlit monkeysuit chauffeur denigrated daily scratch behind his ears you're doing OK just mistook vehicle for passenger relax in seat back let clear and present ever steer biospheric lit allow etheric hum up the bony ladder to outlook attic bindi blinds lift pretty bitchin' 46-bit binoculars these holy puppet hands have got
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Feb 17, 2017
Feb 17, 2017 at 6:22 PM UTC
46-bit binoculars
Being around you was hard I was constantly reminded of how good you are for me, Too good to be good for me, too perfect for words and better than all I need I knew it from the start I know that I don't deserve nor feel deserving of such goodness and I'm nothing more than a piece of **** to your rainbows and that's okay, because some things that are too good should remain untouched You're a perfect guy The type of guy that when I think of how good you are I'll do anything to fit and meet those standards You're an ideal guy The type of guy that exists in modern world But lives in mysterious way And I'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion You're a dream guy The type of guy that when I dream of you and wake up, I desperately try to fall back asleep to be able to see you again But I don't need a perfect guy, I don't need an ideal man, I don't need a dream guy because I am not dreaming, I don't need a perfect guy because you wouldn't fit in my imperfect life Nor do I need an ideal man because I am living in reality and what I need is a real man A real man that will never ever leave me and you're not that man You are not man enough to love me Not even brave enough to fight for me
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Nov 20, 2016
Nov 20, 2016 at 1:54 AM UTC
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On a busy downtown corner As the traffic passes by Stands a man with a cardboard sign Can't seem to look me in the eye But he's going to live, forever, somewhere So help me God I've got to show him How much you care At a big bank on wall street With its fancy marble floors Walks in a man in a business suit As his chauffeur holds the door But he's going to live, forever, somewhere So help me God I've got to show him How much you care Every face that I pass by I see you on the cross Bearing all our guilt and sin Not one of us should be lost I'm going to take this message Of love that I've found And somehow share it with this world So help me God In a courtroom with its wooden chairs Sits a little boy and girl Their mom and dad are fighting Their little eyes so scared But their going to live, forever, somewhere So help me God I've got to show them How much you care On the third floor up in ICU With a bandage on his head He may not make it till tomorrow Was the last thing the doctor said But he's going to live, forever, somewhere So help me God I've Got to show him How much you care Every face that I pass by I  see you on the cross Baring all my guilt and sin Not one of us should be lost I'm going to take this message Of love that I've found And somehow share it with this world So help me God
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Apr 11, 2014
Apr 11, 2014 at 5:22 AM UTC
So Help Me God
As the exhaust spewed its mourning glum onto the whimpering porcelain snow, the chauffeur looked up and desperately prayed for an Academy Award winner. "Novelty tears shall spout at all times!" And the thespian will charge through those double doors, beginning his craft from the moment he hears the ***** ***** singing the deceased's pleas towards the golden gate of Heaven and crunching through an audience of bawling admirers of a man he barely knew. He was chosen to give the eulogy. Designated to speak on the behalf of man he never thought to glance at twice, besides the intervals of days spent despising the realization of his existence, resenting the scars created in surplus quantities, stomping down the darkest layers still oozing from the coffin. For a handful of hours, it must all become a waning spark for the method actor giving the most crowd-pleasing breakdown of his life, delivering a perfectly tailored recital cloaked to all the front-pew viewers as a heartfelt elegy. "Just a few hours," he thought as the double doors creaked, and the scene will end with him sliding into his car, a dead weight off his shoulders, driving victoriously into the sunset. A new set of tears rolled with the end credits, along the face of the son, liquidating the thespian with their bleak sincerity. They were drops of remorse for a bond that was never born, with an abortion in a wood encasing for all those people out there in the dark.
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Apr 29, 2010
Apr 29, 2010 at 10:46 AM UTC
***** Music
the desperado cowboy-poet awakes anxious, needing-ending relief, the craving greater than great, he begs-raggedly, with Raggedy handily Andy words, to all and anyone in the aroused surrounded vicinity, give please give, of something to write the bay, soothingly plays the would-be author, "place me, look my way, have I not droplets endless from which you've drunk exquisitely, so many more to fair share" the birds twit and flit, raucous caucus demanding to be seated by the tablet's keypad to gain entry to one more congressional natural tribute the sky and sun organize a joint session, extraordinary mission; "we are the first of your day, thus primarily, we win the primary, deserving in your recording of our nomination as the first day's sound and light show victorious" sorry folks, got a better tale to tell, natural in its way, titillating, and quite suitable for reputating Au Naturel humanity and it's a quirky, say hey tale, morning coffee fresh, a first word report from an untelivised convention of a different kind of congressing awoke to find the: *chauffeur in bed with the cook, the Poppy, beside the sleeping Nana, the poet, eyeing the lying next to him, tango dancer, the classicist eyeing the sleeping moderne, ditty ditsy Ogden Nash astride a Shakesperian sonnet, the thinning gray line defending his bedded half, from an invading horde of unionizing blonde tresses, the republican with the democrat, the conservative with the liberal, heated discussions, non-neutralizing negotiations conducting and watched by peeping tom skies, clouds, birds and waters pretending to fly flow past* wow now that, is quite interesting deserving worthy of a disrobing disputatious disreputation, very newsworthy and why not, a poem all its own? the bay waved goodbye, the birds disbanded in silence, quietly disenfranchised. the sun and the sky hung around pretending to be UN neutrality observers wearing cute blue and white helmets looking every where but not, at the line of demarcation the beggar, by his new impoverishment, enriched, another love poem writ, niched and pitched one more itch, so very well scratched
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Aug 6, 2016
Aug 6, 2016 at 8:23 AM UTC
desperado desperation (an August love poem)
the desperado cowboy-poet awakes anxious, needing-ending relief, the craving greater than great, he begs-raggedly, with Raggedy handily Andy words, to all and anyone in the aroused surrounded vicinity, give please give, of something to write the bay, soothingly plays the would-be author, "place me, look my way, have I not droplets endless from which you've drunk exquisitely, so many more to fair share" the birds twit and flit, raucous caucus demanding to be seated by the tablet's keypad to gain entry to one more congressional natural tribute the sky and sun organize a joint session, extraordinary mission; "we are the first of your day, thus primarily, we win the primary, deserving in your recording of our nomination as the first day's sound and light show victorious" sorry folks, got a better tale to tell, natural in its way, titillating, and quite suitable for reputating Au Naturel humanity and it's a quirky, say hey tale, morning coffee fresh, a first word report from an untelivised convention of a different kind of congressing awoke to find the: *chauffeur in bed with the cook, the Poppy, beside the sleeping Nana, the poet, eyeing the lying next to him, tango dancer, the classicist eyeing the sleeping moderne, ditty ditsy Ogden Nash astride a Shakesperian sonnet, the thinning gray line defending his bedded half, from an invading horde of unionizing blonde tresses, the republican with the democrat, the conservative with the liberal, heated discussions, non-neutralizing negotiations conducting and watched by peeping tom skies, clouds, birds and waters pretending to fly flow past* wow now that, is quite interesting deserving worthy of a disrobing disputatious disreputation, very newsworthy and why not, a poem all its own? the bay waved goodbye, the birds disbanded in silence, quietly disenfranchised. the sun and the sky hung around pretending to be UN neutrality observers wearing cute blue and white helmets looking every where but not, at the line of demarcation the beggar, by his new impoverishment, enriched, another love poem writ, niched and pitched one more itch, so very well scratched
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I appreciate the way things fall together. However, most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things, it didn’t work out and they needed to leave left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. I went straight. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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Mar 7, 2011
Mar 7, 2011 at 11:00 AM UTC
Three
I appreciate the way things fall together. However, most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things, it didn’t work out and they needed to leave left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. I went straight. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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Mine Jane O' mine jane; How I canst not waiteth To seeith thine face. Mine Jane O' godly jane; Ourn bones shalt locketh Inside, between ourn hand's. Mine Jane O' darling jane; When we do meeteth I shalt removeth thine old stain's. Mine Jane O' angelic jane; Douse me in thy slaver Showeth me that amour, thou hath written on paper. Mine Jane O' **** Jane; Bringeth thine leg's closer Maketh me beg, pull the blonde on mine head, be the chauffeur. Mine Jane O' goddess jane; Throweth me down, back to the ground Jump on me, childplay. Mine jane O' Filipino Jane; Calleth mine name I'll yet back louder, us both bursting in hott flame's. Mine Jane O' masterpiece jane; No word's, hush love Taketh me again. Mine Jane O' mine Filipino rose; Who careth what other's think The whole world already knoweth. ©Brandon nagley ©Lonesome poets poetry ©Earl Jane nagley dedication
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Aug 21, 2015
Aug 21, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC
Mine Jane, O' mine jane, taketh me now, again and again
He drives with flair.. millionaire billionaire and such people on money's stack all the time behind his back he drives those racers and pursuers.. the chauffeur.
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Jun 14, 2014
Jun 14, 2014 at 10:32 AM UTC
Wealth behind his back
I am her chauffeur, I take her here and there, We spend a lot of time together, You could even say we’re friends. My job is to take her places, I know where she is and where she needs to be, I never know why though, I never see her outside of my car. I have only seen her reflection, She has only seen the back of my head, I wonder if she even looks at me, I wonder how tall she is. She has a lover, She talks about him all the time, I know a lot about him, Maybe even more than I do about her. I like to hear her speak, Sometimes I drive slower so she doesn’t stop, I can only see her lips move, I can only imagine how beautiful her eyes are. She sits in the backseat, I’d tell her to sit in the front, but then she’d think I’m odd, Why do I have to be so insecure. She is the highlight of my day, Her words never leave my mind, All my thoughts are of her, It is turning into an obsession, She doesn’t know it, But I love her, More than that piece of meat she calls her lover, More than anyone ever will. She doesn’t know who I am, She hasn’t even seen my face, I only know her by her words, Yet it feels like fate. Through the rear view mirror I see, A past that I had only dreamt of, A future that will never be, A secret and unfulfilling love. I am her chauffeur, And I am in love with her. Pt. 2 She chooses the radio station we listen to, I keep it on even when she's not in the car, I learn all the lyrics to her favorite songs, I'll sing them to her some day. Today I took her to the park, Tomorrow I'll do the same, Only she'll ask me to come down with her, And things will be different. We'll have a picnic in the sun, I'll set the blanket while she holds the basket, She'll laugh at my jokes, I'll watch her smile. One day I'll tell her how I feel, Her love for me will be just as real, As mine for her has always been, And things will be different.
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Dec 11, 2016
Dec 11, 2016 at 4:44 AM UTC
Chauffeur
I am her chauffeur, I take her here and there, We spend a lot of time together, You could even say we’re friends. My job is to take her places, I know where she is and where she needs to be, I never know why though, I never see her outside of my car. I have only seen her reflection, She has only seen the back of my head, I wonder if she even looks at me, I wonder how tall she is. She has a lover, She talks about him all the time, I know a lot about him, Maybe even more than I do about her. I like to hear her speak, Sometimes I drive slower so she doesn’t stop, I can only see her lips move, I can only imagine how beautiful her eyes are. She sits in the backseat, I’d tell her to sit in the front, but then she’d think I’m odd, Why do I have to be so insecure. She is the highlight of my day, Her words never leave my mind, All my thoughts are of her, It is turning into an obsession, She doesn’t know it, But I love her, More than that piece of meat she calls her lover, More than anyone ever will. She doesn’t know who I am, She hasn’t even seen my face, I only know her by her words, Yet it feels like fate. Through the rear view mirror I see, A past that I had only dreamt of, A future that will never be, A secret and unfulfilling love. I am her chauffeur, And I am in love with her. Pt. 2 She chooses the radio station we listen to, I keep it on even when she's not in the car, I learn all the lyrics to her favorite songs, I'll sing them to her some day. Today I took her to the park, Tomorrow I'll do the same, Only she'll ask me to come down with her, And things will be different. We'll have a picnic in the sun, I'll set the blanket while she holds the basket, She'll laugh at my jokes, I'll watch her smile. One day I'll tell her how I feel, Her love for me will be just as real, As mine for her has always been, And things will be different.
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This is something I wrote to be read at my Cousin Rene's funeral. Oh My! I'm zooming down the Spanish coast... dipping my toes in the Med. But you might find me on a Cornish Campsite drinking Pina Coladas instead. Or it could be me, arm-in arm with good pals in pre-war summers... painting Withernsea red! To all of those who saw me through the darker days I am thankful that you helped & guided... Oh My! ...But I'm better now... I'm free... it's been a trying time, but once again... I can be me! And there's something else I've just realised. Do you know what? I can see! The last few years haven't been kind to me. Apparently I hadn't been making much sense. I knew inside what I wanted to say... being with me must have made people nervous... tense. But now the pressure's lifted, for loved ones and for me. I was ready - went on too long. Now I'm on the 'other side'. From now you’ll hear me on the wind in the trees and my whispers, in the surf and the tide. I'm pain free, light and frothy again, teetering on heels... I’m a dizzy apricot blonde... No need for me to hide... I might even drop in on you as I'm told you can... to say a quick thanks for all who helped - or tried... Oh My!... and yes....people to thank? It's like an Oscar speech... there's a list....but amongst all one stands out... shines like a star... My Chef... my Chauffeur... my Ears.... my Eyes... my Angel... my Wingman... My Ken! By my side through bad times, the good times and all those difficult bits... Not the now - but the then... My Multi-tasker, My Carer...My Rock... My 'Rock & Roller'... I remember we used to jive way back when... And as the old song goes, I'm sure ... We’ll meet again! Oh My!
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Dec 29, 2018
Dec 29, 2018 at 8:57 AM UTC
Oh My!...
This is something I wrote to be read at my Cousin Rene's funeral. Oh My! I'm zooming down the Spanish coast... dipping my toes in the Med. But you might find me on a Cornish Campsite drinking Pina Coladas instead. Or it could be me, arm-in arm with good pals in pre-war summers... painting Withernsea red! To all of those who saw me through the darker days I am thankful that you helped & guided... Oh My! ...But I'm better now... I'm free... it's been a trying time, but once again... I can be me! And there's something else I've just realised. Do you know what? I can see! The last few years haven't been kind to me. Apparently I hadn't been making much sense. I knew inside what I wanted to say... being with me must have made people nervous... tense. But now the pressure's lifted, for loved ones and for me. I was ready - went on too long. Now I'm on the 'other side'. From now you’ll hear me on the wind in the trees and my whispers, in the surf and the tide. I'm pain free, light and frothy again, teetering on heels... I’m a dizzy apricot blonde... No need for me to hide... I might even drop in on you as I'm told you can... to say a quick thanks for all who helped - or tried... Oh My!... and yes....people to thank? It's like an Oscar speech... there's a list....but amongst all one stands out... shines like a star... My Chef... my Chauffeur... my Ears.... my Eyes... my Angel... my Wingman... My Ken! By my side through bad times, the good times and all those difficult bits... Not the now - but the then... My Multi-tasker, My Carer...My Rock... My 'Rock & Roller'... I remember we used to jive way back when... And as the old song goes, I'm sure ... We’ll meet again! Oh My!
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I appreciate the way things fall together, however most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things it didn’t work out and they needed to head left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. But I needed to keep going. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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Mar 7, 2011
Mar 7, 2011 at 11:00 AM UTC
Three
I appreciate the way things fall together, however most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things it didn’t work out and they needed to head left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. But I needed to keep going. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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O but my quest for love (or at least some hot ***** *** has been a hard road, harder than gravel, but finally I was pretty sure that Eros' arrow had scored a ******* bullseye as I re-read the fifteen page email of concentrated vile **** and obscenity from the fabulously gorgeous teenage triplets who were enamoured of me and my open crotch photos; certainly the accompanying attachments of filth and sisterly depravity boded well for our meeting, a picnic in the park. My wildest dreams were exceeded as I saw them waiting in their half-nude beauty and, after a few bottles of champagne and a crate of oysters (their treat), they carried me off, cackling like sex-mad hens, to their waiting chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce to take me to their promised penthouse pad for a nuit d'amour never to be forgotten; "Where are we going girls?" I enquired and how I screamed when they answered Scunthorpe.
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Sep 26, 2015
Sep 26, 2015 at 5:32 AM UTC
Almost Certainly the Worst Internet Date so far
I thought I hummed a happy song, but without a woman I was wrong. A belief I was too blind to see. Women are the best thing, a man could ever have. (she points this out to me). She said that we, collectively, would open life's doors, no less, no more, dance upon floors. The joy we'll see. (And while I'm out and about could I run a few chores?). She does wonderful things, so I've been told. At least I think so, but this I know. From the dawn of man, through the times of sand. Without a woman, a man cannot stand! (She wrote this on the back Of my hand). She lovingly wraps herself around every aspect of my life, my wife, to the point I couldn't function without her. Yes lovingly. I wouldn't doubt her. (She seems to have combined  both our power). She had the word TAKEN tattooed on my arm, I'm no longer living alone, so what's the harm. You can love them or **** them - thy name is woman. (when I'm wrong, I hide in the barn). I try to squeeze her and please her, kiss her and hold her, and be mister charming. She responds by whispering, don't you have a ballgame to watch Or something? (She keeps me running). I'm a mouse in my house, who sometimes sleeps on the couch. While wheeling and dealing with the strife of married life. She says it's for the best. (I now pronounce you man and wife). I wanted a strong woman that stands on her own, stimulates my growth. Runs her life and runs our home. A woman who's so much more. (Be careful what you wish for). She said you best be knowing, that lawns need mowing, kids need growing. I countered, can't I just be a snoring and boring, simply enjoying dad? She double-countered, and said, "Women are the best thing a man could ever have". (Who am I to argue). I want a mate to share my plate, one who has the grace, to have smiles break-out all over her face. There's no way her smile could ever flip upside down, and become a frown. (Could it?) I reach for my back pocket wallet, but her hand is already on it. She says sharing is caring, and it's a wonderful thing. She states, "You want to be wonderful too, don't you"? (So I guess sharing is the only way). She says I'm teachable with a smidgen of logic, so I'm flexible, and her little project. Change my stubbornness from bad to good. Says I'm hard headed. (knock on wood). So that's how it goes,  I suppose. To be a money provider, a handyman, a chauffeur driver. To be elated, sort of appriciated, to be a married man. She keeps whispering in my ear, for my brain again to hear, and to make it perfectly clear. "Dear", she says... Women are the best thing a man could ever have. (So I've been told).
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 8:26 PM UTC
Happy Wife means Happy Life (so I've been told)
I thought I hummed a happy song, but without a woman I was wrong. A belief I was too blind to see. Women are the best thing, a man could ever have. (she points this out to me). She said that we, collectively, would open life's doors, no less, no more, dance upon floors. The joy we'll see. (And while I'm out and about could I run a few chores?). She does wonderful things, so I've been told. At least I think so, but this I know. From the dawn of man, through the times of sand. Without a woman, a man cannot stand! (She wrote this on the back Of my hand). She lovingly wraps herself around every aspect of my life, my wife, to the point I couldn't function without her. Yes lovingly. I wouldn't doubt her. (She seems to have combined  both our power). She had the word TAKEN tattooed on my arm, I'm no longer living alone, so what's the harm. You can love them or **** them - thy name is woman. (when I'm wrong, I hide in the barn). I try to squeeze her and please her, kiss her and hold her, and be mister charming. She responds by whispering, don't you have a ballgame to watch Or something? (She keeps me running). I'm a mouse in my house, who sometimes sleeps on the couch. While wheeling and dealing with the strife of married life. She says it's for the best. (I now pronounce you man and wife). I wanted a strong woman that stands on her own, stimulates my growth. Runs her life and runs our home. A woman who's so much more. (Be careful what you wish for). She said you best be knowing, that lawns need mowing, kids need growing. I countered, can't I just be a snoring and boring, simply enjoying dad? She double-countered, and said, "Women are the best thing a man could ever have". (Who am I to argue). I want a mate to share my plate, one who has the grace, to have smiles break-out all over her face. There's no way her smile could ever flip upside down, and become a frown. (Could it?) I reach for my back pocket wallet, but her hand is already on it. She says sharing is caring, and it's a wonderful thing. She states, "You want to be wonderful too, don't you"? (So I guess sharing is the only way). She says I'm teachable with a smidgen of logic, so I'm flexible, and her little project. Change my stubbornness from bad to good. Says I'm hard headed. (knock on wood). So that's how it goes,  I suppose. To be a money provider, a handyman, a chauffeur driver. To be elated, sort of appriciated, to be a married man. She keeps whispering in my ear, for my brain again to hear, and to make it perfectly clear. "Dear", she says... Women are the best thing a man could ever have. (So I've been told).
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I appreciate the way things fall together, however most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things it didn’t work out and they needed to head left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. But I needed to keep going. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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Mar 7, 2011
Mar 7, 2011 at 11:00 AM UTC
Three
I appreciate the way things fall together, however most times I ignore the simple beauty of things and always look for a purpose. Ken and I were driving the afternoon streets of Lincoln. Contemplating how prefect things would be if a chauffeur got behind the wheel and we wouldn’t have to balance a lighter fumbling between finger tips. We got a road filled with daily routines and places people need to go. Where do you need to go? We were burning our way east down Vine street when girls turning from 33rd decided it would be nice to look our way and wave, “hey”. Now you know me…The woman driving the car was obviously paying her attention on the road (as she should be), but she wasn’t very attractive so things worked out. However, passenger and backseat were occupied by pretty girls looking eighteen with wide eyes and hands waving. We tried passing phone numbers by illuminating fingers to clarify digits. This is where a chauffeur would come in handy because I can’t drive a car without any usable hands. But, like most things it didn’t work out and they needed to head left on 48th while I knew my car needed to keep going. They turned. And it was poignant. But I needed to keep going. About five blocks later I turned around. Often times in life these good things linger for a while but then eventually pass. I’m part of the later party who recognizes its existence far after the time has been spent like most of my money on material moments. So don’t look me over while I’m trying to look for you. This is so like me. I turned on 48th street looking for something that I knew was well and gone. I couldn’t find a purpose…I’m not obsessed and this shouldn’t be looked upon as creepy, but I couldn’t understand the reason for these girls so, if you’re looking for me I’m on 48th street seeking a reason. There’s a tragic flaw for ya.
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